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zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

And this is in spite of the fact that Aladdin is a "special character".

A fair question

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

They see whatever they want to see, same as always.

Vaccine Hesitancy?

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Sweet! If only, right?

Reposting blog by Heather Cox Richardson March 15, 2021 (Monday) Tonight, the Senate confirmed ...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

A sad history of exploitation, but a glimmer of hope in the new Secretary. She is up against some formidable and well-funded opposition. Something I suspect she is accustomed to.

To the republican congress

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

They determine who gets to pick first, and avoid the worst of the smegma, by rank. And lordy do we have some rank ones.

It seems that not only do they not understand criminal law, they have no idea what property rights ...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Oh, they understand, but they shamelessly claim that they don't when confronted. You can divorce someone who behaves like this in life. I am not sure how to do this with a political party, if that's even what you can call it.

Trying to describe the GOP.

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Yup.

If Jesus Christ came back and said "WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE CLAIMING TO REPRESENT ME AND ...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

It's tricky, JC.You gonna have to prove material damage or harm. I worry about how many good lawyers you have up there.

Gee, How could That Happen? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

I'd love to see this frat boy rapey drunk in the hot seat at his own impeachment hearings. He reeks of elitist privilege, sexism, and an alarming ignorance of and hubris about appropriate behavior. Plus, he's a shitty judge.

Wasted time lol

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

It's not wasted. Think of it as cross-training and look for the sport where you can use it to your advantage. ;)

Who would think that if you degrade over 50 % of the population and dis the military and deny the ...

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2021:

To be fair, he swallows too.

New take on a old joke

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2021:

I've never seen it, but when I've been in Wyoming, the locals swear this happens a lot. Not necessarily preceded by a bartender with a set up line.

Mental Illness on display for all to see.

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2021:

You can get dreams like this during a high fever.

Grift is Rampnat in His family?: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Hey hey, calm down. Everyone needs a good side hustle. Geez, I wonder if the pre-nup had that as a requirement "Section 15, part G, Party 1 must be willing to commit fraud and willingly grift a charity, turning the funds over to Party 2." Wouldn't surprise me a bit.

Turn about, I guess...

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2021:

The best part of getting a package is unwrapping it.

Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson ...

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Not to state the obvious, but with this pandemic, we need to recognize the likely vectors when we can determine them.

LMAO love it

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2021:

It pays to advertise.

The stable genius

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Yup, that's our boy all right. LOL

Watching Biden address the nation, I'm still in awe that we have a president who explains things ...

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2021:

About time, am I right?

Its what her browser said she searches

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

If you communicate well, she gonna pull you aside and say "All right, here's what I want you to do..."

Doctor, can you please take a closer look?

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Awww.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Good. I hope they followed the mob rule for this. If someone is worth shooting, he (or she) is worth shooting twice.

I think she lied

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Better safe than "Holy shit, what's that!?!"

Just to put the doubters right! :-D

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

I heard they gave little Archie a pony named "Piebald".

What happened dear?

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Premature Maytagulation.

Angels and demons? :-D

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Healthiest right boob in town.

If you need me I’ll be scratching at the door...

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2021:

It's a question of perspective. LOL

Hmm alan

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Cute. Say, does anyone have his mom's number by any chance?

Patience is a virtue! :-D

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Be careful, don't want to rear-end them. Now, wait, let me think this through. LOL

Freudian slip? [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2021:

The "base" will do it too. Probably gonna each send him their stimulus checks and bitch and moan that the democrats stole their jobs.

One of the most obnoxious aspects of Republican behavior is their claimed outrage over a supposedly ...

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2021:

When you're, you're right. And you are correct in every statement.

The real crabs just rotted in shame.

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Life intimidates art. 🤣

The heat must be getting closer to the real American traitor...DJT! [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2021:

It's only a matter of time. This whole truckfull of sewerage will start spilling out pretty soon.

Is It Done Yet? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Now there's a guy who likes to get into fights he is bound to lose. Judges don't really react to bullies and strongarm tactics very well.

This asswipe has got to go! Centrist?

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

He is an incompetent intellectual lightweight who understands he has leverage, but lacks the wit or the insight to use it intelligently. I guess he's better than some other WV republican yahoo, but that difference is getting harder and harder to detect.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Tells Election ‘Criminals’ They Can Lessen Prison Time If They Turn ...

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

This is where we need a "rolling my eyes" reaction.

The Obedient Patient A pretty woman goes to a doctor.

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Well, that went to shit in a hurry. LOL

And so it begins:

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

That is waaaay too many. These kids will learn, possibly the hard way. LOL

It's easier wearing a kilt, I guess?[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

That's hilarious! Gotta love the Scottish sense of humor. They really know how to cuss, too.

Maybe, but those opposable thumbs sure come in handy

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Ha Ha, they don't know we are really apes and not monkeys at all. Dumb dogs. :)

Weird but might work lol

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

You can break my bones, but you'll never break my boner!

Mariokart

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Awww, that's gotta be rough.

“I have found both freedom and safety in my madness; the freedom of loneliness and the safety from...

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2021:

I never regarded my madness in that light before. It's a valid point.

Me on this new diet

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Lay off the beans, bro! LOL

I'd say "most probably" is the answer to this! :-)

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2021:

If only it was that easy, AC.

The Criminarian

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Ouch!

can't even get arrested anymore ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2021:

That is the worst kind of hangover problem. LOL

Haven't seen that one

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2021:

I dunno Bob, I'd give this one a chance.

Rudy Giuliani, After Blowing Past Deadline to Respond to Dominion’s Billion-Dollar Lawsuit, ...

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2021:

He's just squirming around on the hook, which ain't coming out.

Anyone else think we need to get it to promise good behavior prior to being allowed to come back?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Unfortunately, I believe there is a jurisdictional problem here.

Are you a happy person too?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Whaddaya mean by THAT crack??

Is there a formula?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

That's not important. What's important is how much money she THINKS he has.

If you’re a bit of a nerd, you may find it relatively funny?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Yeah, in theory.

Are you in the corner?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Gives a new meaning to the term "drain plug". LOL

Romney's TRUST Act is a Trojan Horse to cut seniors' benefits | TheHill

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Romney has had a hard-on for social security and medicare for a long time, this isn't anything new. He was the enemy of our enemy for a while, now he's just another wingnut enema.

It appears that Dr. Seuss-ness is alive and well!

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Oh yeah, box of hammers territory.

Being considerate shouldn't be political

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

I can see this as a legitimate reason.

I see no down side...

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Yeah, ok. You want me to chip in for the nails? You got a good hammer?

Crocodile Dundee goes into a crowded pub with a big crocodile on a lead, the crowd make a dash to ...

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Negotiate FIRST. Smart.

“The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud”............Coco Chanel.

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Sometimes it's courageous. Other times it just because you didn't know who was listening to you.

So the Vatican is still trying to recruit perverts then, as if their reputation is not stained ...

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Well that sucks. Ooo, wait a minute, bad choice of words. That blows? No, that's still no good. That bites, I like that one, but only if Father O'Flannagan howls loudly.

How the virus has affected some.

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Ooooh. Sadly, I can relate.

I never knew this

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2021:

The ones with the best physiques sometimes join the chip and dale dancers as a side hustle. .

Wednesday morning chuckle

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I did it before. In a pinch, I can do it again if necessary.

Budget nominee Tanden withdraws nomination amid opposition [aol.

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Well, when the republican caucus is a bunch of spineless hypocritical asswipes, it's not that much of a surprise.

Is that a stimulus in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Nothing to be ashamed of. I consider mine to be a symbol of masculinity.

The FBI arrested a notorious white supremacist livestreamer in an early morning raid in Florida on ...

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2021:

So the followers of a wingnut insurrectionist convicted felon who *publishes* pictures of himself holding guns and being a racist dick are worried that they might be implicated, huh? Gee, ain't that just too fucking bad, you know?

How about a happy house

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Looks like this guy is baked. Jus sayin '.

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St.

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2021:

I think I know that cabbie.

Figured it out...

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Awwww.

Poor bloke

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2021:

That, my friend, is hilarious!

Love like you have never seen before

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Sometimes, persistence and ingenuity pay off. Other times, you're this guy.

“Once you're enthralled to your ego in a relentless pursuit of world domination and shoving your ...

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Joe is onto something there. I think he's right.

Help me

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

First the nails, now the anal probes. Some days, it just doesn't pay to arise from the dead.

New recipe, you need to try it

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

You eat a bunch of these, *you'll* be deep fried. 🤣

Not this time though

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

That's what they teach you in coyote school. LOL

I've found that going along to get along works best...

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

See if you can get a succubus as one of your demons. They are a lot of fun to snuggle with. LOL

Happy birthday, Linus Pauling.

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

I remember reading an interview with Dr. Pauling when I was much younger and sitting on the atheist fence. Pauling was an outspoken atheist. The interviewer asked him, "If you are an atheist, what do you believe in?" Pauling said this, "I believe that all complicated phenomena can be explained using simpler scientific principles." That answer opened the door for me, it galvanized all of my atheist thinking, I embraced it and never looked back. He was a human being with his imperfections, but he was and is one of my heroes. I repeat that quotation when someone asks me what I believe in.

Every day .

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Family is important. They may not understand, but they will love you no matter what. You're a good dog mama. Somehow, when you take care of them, you are taking care of yourself too. Thanks for your work on the front lines, y'all don't get enough credit. <3

Just saying it's true

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Technology is your friend!

A farmer had 3 sons Tom, Dick & Harry, every Saturday they all went to the village dance, they never...

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Uh oh. Always under promise and over perform.

Who is really behind this off-the-wall conspiracy cult?

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2021:

The key question of how we can snap them the fuck out of it. These lunatics are a festering national sore, it will not get better on its own. I don't have any ideas, I am stumped.

Mixed messages

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Yeah, that dog is fried.

MS NASTY IS ATTACKING AGAIN Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a tweet denying Rep.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2021:

What a sad waste of skin.

All great men are dead, and I'm not feeling too well myself Mark Twain

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Hah! I feel great, which explains why I constantly teeter on the brink of mediocrity. :)

Trump is gone and yet the loons remain.

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Old or new testament?

Pour some sugar on me!

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Is that his story? Really?

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is!"...

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Better safe than sorry! LOL

Corrupt Repugs are popping up everywhere.

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Isn't this the same asshole who is suing the electoral college?

When "bite your head off" is not a metaphor

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

I'll take insects who are good at giving head for a hundred, Alex.

The perfect pinata for my next birthday party

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

It seems like a good idea, but instead of candy, it is filled with horse turds and sour grapes.

This guy must have the Brazilian variant of Covid-19! :-D

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

It doesn't keep everyone happy. Yeah, some people slip through the cracks.

Just read this and thought it noteworthy.

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

Lordy, I miss her. :(

Put on the breaks! [thumbs.gfycat.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

Awww, the poor guy!

I'm going to hell anyways, so...

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

A doctor is talking to a patient in his examination room. " Listen," he tells the guy, "you have GOT to stop masturbating! " "But doc, how come?" "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

Wisconsin Republican Sen.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Who is paying this looney tune to say this shit? Cuz if he isn't getting paid for this, he needs to be in a rubber room. And if he is geting paid, he should spend some time at the Oxford Federal Pen. 5 to 10 should do it.

This should do:

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Those are my peeps! LOL

Im not high when i post this marriage?

zeuser comments on Feb 22, 2021:

As they say, marriage is grand. On the other hand, divorce is 50 or 60 grand. 😔

Donald Trump getting ready for a night out

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2021:

This is a picture of the people at Tussaud's museum touching up the wax museum replica. Even knowing that, it still triggers the gag reflex. LOL

If you want to be boss in Iran and you ain't got a big white bushy beard you are pissing in the wind...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2021:

You need the turban too. My beard wouldn't get me past Iranian customs. Now if I had a turban to go with it...