Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

This looks like the cast picture from an all-donut porn scene.

My nomination for best print ad ever.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Forget the BMW, I'll take the other model!

just for laughs and you’ve got to be kidding.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I'm still trying to work through how exactly corn flakes can keep you from flogging the dolphin.

Pency is "resentful," is he?

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I also read that he is moving around because he has received numerous death threats from some "very fine people" and doesn't want his whereabouts to be commonly known. Now, he IS a dick, and he brought this on himself even if he didn't know he was doing it, but I mean c'mon. I guess I should stop expecting any sense at all from the asswipe's "base", but they fool me every time by getting just a little bit more wackadoo. These are straight up fascist tactics, there isn't even enough of a question to have a debate about that. Fucking nazis. I hate fucking nazis.

The hits just keep on coming

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Ahhh, funny, not funny. Thanks G-man.

Makes Me Proud of Our Northern Neighbors: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

I love those guys. But you know, they had me at poutine. LOL

Heartwarming story

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

I LOVE it!!

Could explain things

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Gopher big hit, gopher big weather. LOL

The president has an unfucking-believable task ahead of him ... 😏

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

That's how you eat an elephant. One bite at a time.

Consequences And Mental Health: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Well, I'll say it again, the only way this fucking criminal will face anything resembling justice is at the hands of a mob.

Foot adornments from around the world - Detroit --> Mar-a-Lago

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Awww, that's not fair! I'm not saying it isn't funny, but it isn't fair either. Edit addition: Ok, the Mar--Lago one is in fact fair, and still pretty funny. :)

Saagar Enjeti: Trump’s Third Party Will DESTROY The GOP, No Matter What Happens [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

First off, good. Second, though, starting even a moderately sized national political party takes money and work, and more than a little luck. I'd be surprised if they could plausibly pull this off, maybe make common cause with the libertarians but I don't see that happening. But third, it gives all the clowns who ought to be questioned as a consequence of further sedition violence a good chance to self-incriminate.

Hoping my friends in the northeast are hunkered in!

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2021:

People here in NC actually are SAD we haven't gotten snow this year and openly pull for crappy weather. "Just a few flakes, nothing too deep" they tell me, like there is a dial somewhere you can set.

Trump Pardons Do Not Quite Cover All the Ground: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

When you work for a sloppy moron, you have to expect to get some poo poo on you. Flynn is the prick I wish we could get. I wonder if the pardon includes his seditiously calling for the imposition of martial law in a public document?

Keilar calls out Dr.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

If you stay somewhere to try to fix the problem, and you can't, you are then a part of the problem.

I love these quick cooking tips. They have cut way down on my cooking time.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

You're right. This is a pretty quick way to impress your guests. LOL

DEAD PEOPLE VOTED Sen.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2021:

This type of ass-wipery runs in the family. His pop, Ron "Two sets of books" Paul, was a favorite on the Alex Jones travesty.

No, no it's not.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Life is not fair. And faulty logic mixed with sell-pity does NOT help. LOL

I grew up in a staunchly Catholic home in a Catholic neighborhood, and 8 years of parochial school.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

At mass, the priest would read one selection from a gospel and another taken from one of the epistles. I never understood what they meant. In college, I took a course on biblical exogesis, where I learned the gospels were written decades after the time period when this guy supposedly rose from the dead, and that there were a bunch more gospels that king James didn't like, so he didn't include them in the Bible. The icing on the cake was the coursework I took in philosophy. Since then, I have been heaven and hell free. 😌

One of my favorite bloggers posted a new video.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

We each choose which fictions we believe. I hope your buddy snaps out of it, but the prognosis isn't good.

You know who you are...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

A terrified matzoh ball?

Lonely at Mar-a-Largo? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Maybe he can take the Trump University course "How to Make People Like You"..🤣

Woke up this morning, gorgeous day in Florida, no humidity, 70 degrees, turned on the news, top news...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Yeah it's nice. I have the feeling this is just a lull between crises, that's how it's been going. But hope springs eternal...

I'm fucked, am I?

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

That looks like one of those tropes with one kid holding another on his shoulders, and they both put on this suit and try to talk themselves into a strip club. LOL

Coming to prison soon

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2021:

He wishes he had that much hair, but it's still funny.

Trump Shell Companies? Nah, Not Really...you Mean....? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

This is going to get better and better. Light comes on, roaches scatter, big rat in the middle of the room left holding the cheese.

Letters From An American 01/22/21

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

From what I read, the only thing that kept this from happening was the assurance from ALL of the top DOJ leadership that they would quit if this was executed, and Mr. TV Game Show Host didn't like the optics. Yeah, he didn't think it would look good, so he didn't do it. Hey, if you want to mount a successful coup, you need to have more balls than that. JFC

What a sick fuck! And more fodder for his impeachment and jail time. [bloomberg.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Absolute hubris.

Never under estimate me.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

It's grounding to remember that you can fuck things up much worse than you've done in the past at any time.

Latest News Flash from the Directors of the Guinness Book Of Records.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I'm disappointed that the holy ghost didn't even show here.

Good way to end up with a black eye

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

As Eddie Murphy's character said in 48Hours, "Lack of pussy makes a man brave!"

Anyone ready to start a McConnell Pinata group? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I'd join.

That's one way to look at it

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I wasn't aware this was an option. This changes everything.

Trump Supporter Who Took Private Plane to Storm the Capitol and Then Begged for a Pardon Is Now ...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I guess everybody's appetite for violently overthrowing the government isn't as big as she thought it was. Fuckwit.

Trump Departs White House to Find His Company in Shambles Donald Trump returns to his company ...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

He should have kept his salary and put it in an index fund, because you can't use property under a dozen liens or so as a down payment for a trailer park.

The beginning of a new freedom.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Sounds like a great place for the Trump Presidential Library.

Many real dumb things actually.i

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I've been told that, but I can't really recall. And that's the story I intend to stick to, you honor. LOL

Cogent thoughts for 21 January: 1.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Ok, I can see most of that. :)

Would expect this

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

This would be true if he had any residual value to Putin at all.

Dump has said he will be seen again.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Given his manly courage, I'd guess he is going to run away to some friendly dictatorship. He might escape extradition to the US like that, but the Saudi's want their money, and they don't worry about stupid extradition treaties, just sharp bone saws.

Way to go, Joe!!! [bloomberg.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Scranton boys don't fuck around. 😊🖖

Better than kissing frogs?

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Looks like my tinder feed.

Poor little guy!

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Double dick butterfly. I always wondered what that meant when they suggested it. LOL

Here's the direct number for Ted Cruz's office, I just left him a message for him to resign.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Good job, MG.

His true colors

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Volksfluffenmitjizzum

Playtime for trump [newsthump.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

As I respond to this, about 17 more hours.

I’ll wait a bit longer

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Get ready to use the "Well you never asked" defense. Til then, keep your mouth shut and your zipper open.

And the good lord said "the prophetess Mary shall show you the future" :-D

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

This is one of those quotes that you WISH was true.

Willing to give it a try...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I never thought to try this.

It's the preferred method

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Doesn't everybody?

Ken Khachigan Former speechwriter for President Reagan I saw this guy being interviewed on BBC ...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Let's not forget all the progress we made in the area of civil rights and race rela...what? Oh, wait..

Bonus, I learned a new word today!

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Here, I'll even chip in 5 bucks.

He should of been removed a long time ago! [ktsm.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I heard he also wants to have a commission with an apple and a tree to investigate whether gravity is rigged.

Dinosaur social distancing.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Yeah, and what about Fred Flintstone, HE had dinosaurs!

You thought Texass was crazy? Get a load of Floriduh's krazy Kooks! [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I wonder how it went when she yelled at the magistrate during her arraignment, they tend to be a bit prickly about stuff like that. LOL

Nostalgic review of tiny fraction of Donald Trump's truth deficit disorder.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Aside from the utter lack of truth, you will note a concomitant and irritating, complete lack of shame. Or remorse for that matter.

An old friend (who retired and lives in Mexico) Posted this on Facebook with the advice that we all ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

About 10 seconds.

So its not against the law to sell presidential pardons ?

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

The missing doses are probably up for sale on Eric's eBay site. As far as selling pardons is concerned, hey, the money for porn star payoffs doesn't grow on trees, you know!

This beeyotch says she was glad to be on the insurrection and has no guilt in her heart.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

What's the real estate market like for Texas seditionists? Asking for a buddy.

No military parade for Diaper Donnie! He’s lucky they don’t drag him down the street by a rope ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Maybe he can get the coveted "Silver Bone Spur" award for chicken shittery.

Damnit Gary!

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Fool me once, shame on you....

This fucking coward cant even own up to his own bullshit.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

That's right Ted, shit on the living room carpet and blame it on the dog and call for him to be put down. That's our Teddy all right. Fuckwad.

Republicans Call for Unity While Refusing to Acknowledge Biden Won Now that they’re on the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Reminds me of the guy who murdered his parents who asked the judge for mercy because he's an orphan.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! [dailymail.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

He only has a couple of days to finish the "Our Animal Friends" coloring book.

Such a petulant child

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Joe should give him a tour. Joe: "Right here is a cot for when you are working all night on a crisis and you need a break." Orange Asswipe: "Say what, work what?"

To be fair he was shutdown by enormous handicaps like only having complete control of Congress and ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Yeah, he was really swimming upstream on this one...NOT. Goes to show you, even with all the fucking advantages, you don't get anywhere if you are a lazy demagogue with incompetent help.

Moderator HippieChick has asked I update this to clarify my question and I agree, so please take ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wendy's. Home Depot, though the main guy is having a change of heart. The Chick-Fil-A people can blow me, you know they secretly want to.

[healthline.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

While this doesn't account for all instances, I always thought that the main reason for this was the fact that thinking in grays requires *thinking*. Thinking is work and work is unpopular.

I'm starting to think Trump might not release his healthcare plan.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Yeah, but look at what a great plan he put together for infrastruc.....what?...Oh, wait.

'I’m facing a prison sentence': US Capitol rioters plead with Trump for pardons [theguardian.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

2 to 1 says he actually does grant them all pardons, just to piss all over the country one last time.

More "You can't Make This Shit Up!": [mediaite.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Are we sure he wasn't suggesting a big pillow fight? I can see him jockeying for the contract to be the pillow supplier.

An electric chair would be even funnier!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Reminds me of this one that I posted here a while ago.

Finally arrived for food lovers

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Marbled beef is a thing. So why not beefed marble?

Can't cut them in half.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

You wanna think these things through. Not like this duo.

“No, that is the great fallacy: the wisdom of old men.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

If you aren't careful, you never get that old.

Choose most correct answer

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

I'm gonna go with D. LOL

Though I am not sure of the truth in this, it made me laugh! Forgiveness requires HONEST ...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Rings true to me, FWIW.

At least she's honest.

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

You look better on your knees when you suck. Just sayin'.

JFC! A Facebook friend (pastor's wife, who completely dismissed my concerns when I was still a ...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Of FFS.

I just had to share this, so sweet! :-D

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Better safe than sorry. Does that kitty have its mask on? ;)

Mm! Interesting point! :-D

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Bill was the first target of the then nascent right wing media. He was a dick, and a corporatist pro-Wall Street stooge. However, he never tried to incite violent insurrection, not incidentally because he was well liked by the electorate which gave him his second term. I don't think he could have raised an angry mob if he tried. He did his diddling WAY before the me too movement had a name, and the only thing, the ONLY thing, that saved him from being removed by a republican majority senate was the weak case they made against him.The predominantly white male senate concluded it wasn't a high crime to lie about illicit oral sex. That article cut a little close to their, um, boners. Apples and, well, oranges.

Capitol Building CCTV showed the House Republicans who gave pre-coup ‘reconnaissance’ tours to ...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Boy, that's the murderer's row of dumbass pricks, isn't it? I hope they are arrested and charged.

MORE "You Just Can't Make this Shit Up!" [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I want to make sure I never visit her district. Those are the morons who elected her.

I would suggest that the Republicans rethink their options - and their hats, "Republicans, Again the...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I am all for redemption, but first there must come repentance, and before that accountability. I doubt these guys, the worst of them at least, will ever get past the first hurdle - acknowledgment.

Report: 'Isolated And Angry' Trump Refuses To Pay Rudy Giuliani For Legal Work [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I've looked but I can't find it, but someone wrote an op-ed back in 2017 that predicted this very sad and expected end of the seditionist's presidency. I paraphrase - he will end his term alone, small and looking tiny in his robes, bitter and isolated. :(

Dave was excited about his new .

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

As Yogi would say, he made a big BooBoo.

“On some great and glorious day, the plain folk of the land will reach their heart’s desire at ...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Mencken had deft method of mixing truth, humor, and withering scorn in short statements which, for my money, ascend to the level of artistry.

New twist on an old painting. Blame it on Corona?

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Covid has certainly thrown cold water on all of us who like to hug and kiss. :(

Inside Job? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Republicans acting badly. Very, very, treasonously badly. These guys, at a minimum, should be kicked out of the congress, and ideally serving time in a federal pen somewhere.

Just placing these here.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

The memes almost write themselves these days.

Are we stressed yet?

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Yikes!

Walmart's Announcement After Electoral Vote Controversy: no more donations to parties or candidates

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Very much welcome but waaaaay the fuck overdue. Let's see how long this lasts.

Walls Wiil Not Help, When the Enemy is Within: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

If necessary, build new prisons and put these traitors away.

How can the same people that supported the impeachment of a President for lying about a blow job ...

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Fabulous question.

The Much Maligned "Deep State" Really at Work: [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Not all bureaucracy is necessarily bad. Not all efforts to reduce a bureaucracy's scope are good.

If Trump's violence inciting speech had been made by an Imam in a mosque in the US he would have ...

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The GOP is waiting for somebody to give them permission, too scared to do anything that seems right unless their dumbass followers signal they want them to. Fuck doing the right thing for its own sake, that's just NOT how they roll.

Should Mike Pence be charged with being complicit in the deaths that were caused by Donald Trump's ...

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

In for a dime, in for a dollar. He was there keeping his pasty white yap shut during the entire administration. He's guilty, he's complicit, charge his ass.

in case you never looked, here's their website: [proudboysusa.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Ugh, I need to take a shower now.

That some magic trick

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

My late great Uncle Doc had a finger he lost in the mines, and he would do shit like this with it. Brings back memories.

He's so far up his ass!

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Mad Dog 2020, Ted. You assbag.