Trump's Muzzler: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2020:

"Attorney Genuflect, Bill Barr" Har har!

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose...

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2020:

She won't seem so angelic when they give her the error.

“I don’t need you to remind me of my age.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2020:

My kids pipe up every so often too.

More trump stuff....

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2020:

This may be why none of us in this group have ever been, um, probed, yeah? LOL

Subliminal messaging Only liberals eyes can see this. The red hats, oh well, wtf

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2020:

Good one, E. LOL

The 2020 presidential race.

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2020:

When your opponent is digging himself into a deep hole, let him!

That horrible feeling when you think somethings not quite right

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2020:

Ooops. OSHA will be there soon.

Oooooh, kinky.

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2020:

Doggies have their own sense of style, you know.

"I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" - Homer Simpson

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2020:

Homer may be onto something here.

The turd has really lost it, now he is saying that Biden was not born here, isn't there a lost his ...

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2020:

And technically, he gave this stupid speech in Old Forge, the pizza capital of the world!

The turd has really lost it, now he is saying that Biden was not born here, isn't there a lost his ...

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2020:

This is just pathetic and sad.

Welcome to your 50s!

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2020:

It gets worse, you'll see.

Trump melts down over Twitter’s trending topics after trending topics highlight Trump’s meltdown...

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2020:

How many bags could a douchebag bag, if a douchebag could bag bags? Heh. What a maroon.

Yet another Bit of Trump related Scum Going down (presumably) [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2020:

Wow, this guy looks like they dug him up from a shallow grave and ran 3000 volts through him, and he sat up and looked like this.

I have always heard that if you lie down with dogs you get fleas.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2020:

There's that "birds of a feather" saying that applies here. These guys would probably all eat at the same table in the penitentiary.

Just HOW STUPID is Trump? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2020:

I hear Roger Stone is available to speak. That would be a dandy addition to this sorry assed lineup of no-stars.

But here's the real twist. More of the same followed soon after. Never saw that coming!

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2020:

I've got nothing to say, either. Eerie, am I right?

Jokes aside, it was an awesome speech.`

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2020:

Bare knuckles and brutally honest speech. I could hear the Chicago overtones. I love that guy.

Remember this guy.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2020:

He's been a jerkwad for a long time, hasn't he?

Good reason lol

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2020:

You gotta work for it. LOL

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. – George Bernard Shaw

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2020:

That would give a definite urgency to the act of licking the envelope.

I'm not religious, but I firmly believe in the 11th commandment!!! 11.

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

Interesting. When I was growing up, my dad always told me the 11th commandment was "Mind your own business." Your version is pretty good too.

How are you?

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

Depending on who's asking and how lucky I feel, "I feel great. Wanna feel?" I kid, I just said that to get the cheap laugh.

Little Johnny has something to say! [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

That kid has a future in politics.

Reasoning with a republican

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

I've just stopped arguing with these nitwits. Several of them, I just no longer speak with at all.

US couple who pointed guns at BLM protesters 'to speak at Republican convention' - BBC News

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

I can almost hear the discussions. "Wow, Michelle Obama was fantastic! Who the hell can we get to counter that at our convention?" "Oooo, oooo, I know! Ask me!"

If they die . . . they die. I'll still sleep easy

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

Look, a "Con Men, Flim Flam, and Snake Oil Salesmen Convention". This picture is a meeting of the subcommittee on "Getting Evangelical's Money".

From Report of the Select Committee on Intelligence United States Senate on Russian Active ...

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

Wow, and look at all the republicans finally criticiz...what? oh, wait...

Chris Wallace calls Bill Clinton's DNC speech a 'cogent argument' against Trump's coronavirus ...

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

I'm sure "the base" is souring on Chris Wallace by the hour.

Yes let me know

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

I'm getting warmed up on the wine part. My orgy days are largely behind me, though.

“It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by ...

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2020:

If you distrust someone, that person is not your friend by definition.

Watched the DNC speeches for a little bit last night and wasn't sure if they were introducing Joe ...

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2020:

People are tripping all over themselves over raving about Michelle Obama's stunning thorough and systematic evisceration of the talking yam and his whole nasty mob. Is it just me, or did this sound like a campaign kickoff speech? Ya know, Bill Clinton spoke at the 1988 convention and wound up as the nominee in 1992. Barack Obama spoke at the 2004 convention, and also wound up as the nominee in 2008. Maybe, just maybe....

Terrifying Trump: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2020:

Now that the turds are steadily hitting the blades of the fan, people who should have raised hell way before are yelling "look out for the turds". Fucking impressive, yeah? No, no. Not impressive.

This was not the last rally, ...much less Trumpists went to that one!

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2020:

Going to be fleeced. Willingly.

Good advice

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2020:

Now. Now he tells me. Why I oughta.... LOL

Fat cat lol

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2020:

Hey, it hurts. The struggle is real.🤪

And he insists that he's a genius, believe me, he is!...

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

I have my own theory about what that J stand for. It's a two syllable compound noun, and the last syllable is "off".

Hope this don’t produce too many groans

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

This kind of post leaves you wide open. Like WIDE open. LOL

Surprisingly, Americans don't like this man, they thought he was weak even though he rescued the ...

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

He's 95 now, same age as my dad. Integrity has always been undervalued.

See them all together at once? Disturbing definitely.

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Not entirely accurate, but close enough to pay attention to.

"It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in ...

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

I loved Hubert Humphrey. I was just a shade too young to vote for him in 1968. His candidacy was tied to the boat anchor Vietnam war that LBJ, for which Humphrey was veep, had prosecuted. If Humphrey had repudiated Johnson, he may well have won the election and spared us from Nixon. As it was, he lost an extremely close race. Humphrey was the positive embodiment of everything that was good about liberalism, and I am so glad he is not around to see the shitshow we are all enduring right now.

This from The Lincoln Project sells Joe Biden really well, especially now that CNN survey has White ...

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Good ad.

[youtu.be] lincoln project latest ad

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Lots of people thought Hillary had it all sewed up and stayed home because they didn't like her and they didn't think she needed them to vote. Big mistake. Let's try to make sure nobody makes that mistake again. Do SOMETHING. Anything.

Unless there is an unending hell, 'after Dump', what will this group talk about?

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

As I recall, nobody stopped talking about Nixon after he quit. People disparaged him right up until he died. Don't start singing funeral dirges for this group just yet.

Funny weddings (1) : Naked bridesmaids?...No, just low-cut dress with no straps!

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

This is one of those occasions where having a really good imagination can take you a long way.

Apparently there is room on Mt Rushmore

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Good compromise. Art of the deal gold.

Asbestos toilet paper ?

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

No, no, just use more sour cream!

Who is your favorite atheist?

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Billy Joel.

States Refer Trump & Postmaster General DeJoy for Criminal Investigation over Slowing the Mail ...

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Lock 'em all up. Criminals at the public trough, pissing on the people and stealing everything they can lay their grubby, shitty hands on.

This mom is a unsung hero.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2020:

She blew it. But it all worked out. LOL

Now be honest.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2020:

What about a cousin? Don't get excited, I kid.

The guy is greasy.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2020:

Yuck.

Important to know now that the turd is attacking the USPS, many ways to deliver your mail in vote: ...

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2020:

In NC, you need to have a witness watch you mark your ballot and sign to certify that. I don't know if that's required in other places, but look out for that. Also here, you have to deliver your own ballot to the drop off, you can't drop off someone else's. Another thing to watch out for. I've offered myself as a witness to anyone who needs one, and to give a lift to the one drop off point in the county to anyone who needs a ride. I'd encourage everyone to help anyone who wants to vote by absentee ballot however you need to do so in your state and county. Let's DO this thing!

Strangely enough I posted this straight away

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2020:

Nothing clarifies the mind like a deadline.

I recently reposted a blurb I posted here to a neighborhood blog.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

How did your neighbors who read the blog take it?

Have you heard?

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Nice jugs, comrade. LOL

Can It Get Crazier Than this?: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

When you are this gullible, you actually want to be deceived. People will believe anything if they want it to be true, OR if they are afraid that it is true. - According to Terry Goodkind, this is the Wizard's First Rule. I've seen it enough that I believe it's a real effect. Now, we just have to get these nitwits interested in grape koolaid laced with cyanide.

So predictable.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Takes one to know one.

So doesn't the situation right now prove that the stock market has very little to nothing to do with...

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Yeah, you're right. But go ahead and explain that to a bunch of drooling racists, or as the talking yam refers to them, the "base".

Good to know

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

And even if it is, she had it coming! LOL

Never gets old

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

"Who's that in that picture?" "Awww, just some dick."

Judge orders Trump campaign to produce evidence of voter fraud in Pennsylvania [cnn.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

The icing on the cake, bunker bitch appointed this judge.

Kinda sorta about Trump.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

That's just beautiful. Just about every single wingnut trope is out there flapping in the wind that this article creates. Very nicely done!

Something more to worry about!

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

WT actual F?!?

Pay special attention to the wording and spelling.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Hey, I knew a few of the Finkelsteins. They were treacherous, no lie. LOL

"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home." Gary Snyder, American poet.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Naturally. Heh

Atrocious behavior

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

You're asking the wrong question. For spray tan boy, the right question is "What do the people who get prescriptions by mail do for me?"

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

You know what they say. Marriage is grand, but a divorce is about 60 or 70 grand.

Corruption From Day One for Mr. DeJay: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

You have to hand it to Mango boy, he has a deep roll-a-dex filled with criminals of all sorts of persuasions and talents just itching to use a government appointment to cash in on a criminal administration's lawlessness and its consequent opportunities for graft and fraud.

Perhaps I’m not as confident in my ability to discuss religion or philosophy or even politics.

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

Don't worry about what you may or may not say, but make sure you are actually doing what you believe is best. Words are just words. Behavior is what matters. Good luck, and let harmony find you.

"Stupid is as Stupid Does" [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

Bishops are extra-special good at hypocrisy, condescension, hubris, ignoring blatant criminal sexual abuse, and, of course, being a natty dresser. That's why they make them bishops. That, plus the 6 figure kickback forwarded to the appropriate cardinal, who is extra-*extra*-special good at all that shit, which is why they get to wear those cool red hats. Dumbass kid-fucker.

“I was brought up an atheist and have always remained so, but at no time was I led to believe that...

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2020:

Here's what I was taught about morality. I was raised to "confess my sins" to a priest in a dark little room, on my knees. They gave me a checklist they wanted me to go through each time to make sure I got them all. If I were to die before I confessed, it was eternity in torment, or best case scenario, an indeterminate amount of time in purgatory. This didn't really stop me, as I viewed that checklist of sins as sort of a challenge, a roadmap if you will. When I got my wits about me and reached my majority, I *ran* into the arms of atheism, never once looked back.

Birds of a feather flock together ... hey, isn't that Stormy Daniels!

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

Well, he had to meet her somewhere.

All this deaths ...I'm amazed, I'm amazed...believe me, believe me...!

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

It's very unfair. What a nutsack. A criminal nutsack, but still a nutsack.

WARNING! If you receive an email with the heading "A nude picture of Donald Trump" do not open it, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

That's arguably worse than a virus.

Trump’s attorney general under fire for calling Black Lives Matter a ‘Bolshevik organisation’ ...

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

It's pure projection. Barr has hammer and sickle underwear and Putin's poop on his nose.

Madame Vice President Harris. I love this and it is official

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

I wanted her at the top of the ticket this time. She will be, but next time.

No Football! Holy Shit, This Is A Real Crisis! [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

Well, if fantasy football is out, I'll have to rely on plain vanilla fantasy. I can work with that.

What's the over/under?

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

The best he has come up with so far is "Phony Kamala". Even his insults are getting lamer, no sexism or racism, just bullshit.

I bet he chooses (primarily) sexism

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2020:

So far at least, and it's early, they are leaning into the socialist radicalism nonsense (like they want you to believe Sen. Harris is a radical RME). Sexism will definitely be on the table before too long. The Senator was my first pick for the nomination, but she's just gonna have to wait a little to be president and give Joe a shot at it first. Still looking forward to the beat down she's gonna give old whitey Pence on the debate stage.

[youtu.be] Angela Merkel Skypes Trump

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

That's hilarious!

There may be babblers, wholly ignorant of mathematics, who dare to condemn my hypothesis, upon the ...

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

"I value them not, and scorn their unfounded judgment." Now THERE is a classy put down.

Peter Navarro KNOWS God's Thinking! Are You Impressed, Yet? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Navarro is a real toolbag, isn't he? LOL

Ready to move on to steps 3-4.

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Sequencing correctly is verrrry important.

Seems like a trend. Happens to me, too.

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

I've had more of them since I started to invite my left hand too.

"If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby." - David Eller

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Good, I needed a hobby. LOL

Great statue

zeuser comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Very good analogy to the whole administration, it's all a bunch of shit.

Caution: really lowbrow comedy - Chihuahua humps Trump doll. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Who's a good boy?

White House Reportedly Asked How To Get A New President's Face On Mount Rushmore [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Aug 10, 2020:

I'd prefer to see his face on the bulletin board of every post office in America.

The truth is not always beautiful, nor beautiful words the truth. Lao Tzu

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

Words are just words, truth is always truth, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Love a good party!

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

Well hell, I'd ask for my money back. LOL

My mom hung up on me again.

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

I'm so sorry you lost your mom to this fuckwit. I feel lucky that my 95 year old dad has always been a strong union blue collar democrat who reflexively dislikes all republicans, but is especially outraged by the current mutant orangutan pretending to be president. Good luck to you, hon, I hope that, against all odds, your mom comes around.

When a guy stops smoking pot, does he become disjointed? 😜

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

I think it makes him a marijuannabe.

Allan Lichtman, who has accurately predicted every election since 1984, says Trump will lose in 2020...

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

I wonder if the 13 keys account for the incumbent being a lying, cheating, traitorous, amoral, narcissistic, authoritarian criminal. And do they account for whether the AG is a fatter version of Frank Nitti?

Watched Artemis Hotel last night and there's a scene in which a character has to flip this circuit ...

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

Maybe that's where he got it, something he saw on Putin's underwear while he was kneeling in Helsinki in the back room, kissing his ass.

Trump Pledges to Permanently Cut Taxes That Fund Social Security and Medicare: In one of his ...

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

I don't think even "his" judges would agree to usurping the power of the purse from Congress, but I've been shocked and disgusted enough recently to not discount the notion. The answer, of course, is to dump this fuckwad out in the ocean somewhere near a windmill, so if he doesn't drown, he gets cancer. JK, let's vote him out and put his lard ass in jail.

His arrogance is beyond belief. [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2020:

Maybe they can sculpt a likeness out of horseshit and put it in the lobby of his building in NYC. Just spitballin' here.

I can see this being one of his own campaign slogans, if the death toll from Covid would just ...

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

I could picture Kayleigh floating this. I mean at this point, why the fuck not?

WATCH: Trump flees Bedminster press conference after reporter busts him for lying about veterans ...

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

Chicken shit only gets you so far. Coward.

"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!" - Sir Walter Scott, 1808

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2020:

I had no idea Sir Walter originated this. I've heard those words repeatedly through life, and now I know who wrote them. Unless Sir Walter cribbed them.