There is a rumor that the American Contract Bridge Association is calling for all future games be ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Makes sense. We have a guy who is void in one suit.

From the article (link below): After the Civil War, the Insurrection Act was further amended to ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Great article, and a reminder that everything we see in the current legal structure had its beginnings in situations preceding our current situation. The key element to take away from the article is that when it was necessary, a responsive and patriotic congress was willing to extend the authority the laws granted, within the confines of constitutional constraints. But that was always the touchstone, was what they were doing or authorizing in accordance with constitutional norms as understood at the time. Thanks for posting, rac, I appreciate it.

Not exactly Bob Ross but I respect the creativity!

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

The pictures of Hitler, Van Gogh, and the rebel flag in the background are all a nice touch. This is how they think they are.

Absolutely!...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

If she can stay away from yeast infections, she will never be a quarter pounder with cheese.

You don't love me anymore

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

This is a sign of things to come.

“Good and evil grow up together and are bound in an equilibrium that cannot be sundered.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

The precedents were all there in plain sight, but we didn't want to believe it, and now there are millions in a thrall, unable to think for themselves.

Rep Nunes calls for racketeering probe into Big Tech over Parler ban [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

He should let his cow do the talking, I understand she still has her twitter account.

Had to laugh at this one.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Buy a super-soaker gun. Follow me for more romantic tips.

Don and the Giant Impeach Part 2 [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Forceful, eloquent, deft, and on the money.

I am posting this here because she laughs as well as her family but it really shows how hard having ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Awww, that poor sweet girl with that nasty affliction. She is handling it well, and the family looks very supportive. My heart goes out to her anyway. <3

Sarah Sanders humiliated by her high school government teacher for not understanding the 1st ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Take off the hood and rip off the brown shirt, and this is what you have left, Sarah Sanders blubbering about the rights of nazis. These people were running the country, FFS.

Hope this hasnt been posted already.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

A good start.

Armed protests being planned at all 50 state capitols, FBI bulletin says [abcnews.

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Learning curve. Most people don't want to learn due to laziness and the lack of wanting any trouble if they get involved. The status quo is just fine as long as they are not inconvenienced. Now, a lot of the folks responsible for handling this are facing the fear of failure and public exposure. Is that gonna be enough to save the union this time? An open question. This week is going to be a shit show, one way or the other.

Lovely advice

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Tres embarrassing. LOL

If it existed, we'd all be going

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I paid the extra hundred bucks for an aisle seat on the express to hell. LOL

Melania Identifies Real Victim of the Deadly Capitol Riots: Herself [thedailybeast.

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I can see this as a final Jeopardy answer in the category "Delusional Sluts".

I'm sure they did!

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Hey, that's just how they roll.

Try the Impeachment After McConnell is "Minority Leader!" [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

To me, the key element to the impeachment is not removing him from office. He's gone next week anyway. The important thing is banning him from holding office in the future. This works for me.

White House Scrambles to Find New Social Network After Twitter Ban Twitter and Facebook’s ...

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Good job, Johnny. About time we took the permanent magic marker away from the 3 year old who scribbled all over the walls.

A FB friend normally has a broad range of friends participate in discussions on his account and I ...

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Go get 'em, buddy!

Poor start so far

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I have a friend who insisted that I stop acting like a flamingo. Yeah, I had to put my foot down. :)

So absurd I had to laugh

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

He's giving her the bird.

Brando could do it but.....

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Would I have to clean out all the crap that has accumulated in there first? Not gonna happen any time soon.

I wasn't convinced about impeachment but if this is true my vote has now changed to absolutely.

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2021:

The ban on holding any government office in the future turned it around for me.

“When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own ...

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Attaboy, Winnie!

I get the impression he likes it.

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

If you can find his ears, give him a wet willie too. LOL

Pretty much.

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Never occurred to me. *writes it down*

My enormous extended family is in the process of a political fracturing at the moment.

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Sorry, hon. It's always harder to see this kind of deterioration among family members.

Trump's Parting Gift?

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I am surprised this hasn't happened yet, to be honest.

Liberal Redneck [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I love Trae, been listening to his rants for a while now and he never disappoints.

Former PA State Rep.

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Soon we'll be hearing how they are the true victims, and that the "system" is rigged against christers and wingnuts, sprinkled with a couple of jeez-I'm-sorries. JFC.

Sounds like a plan

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Maybe incinerate?

That’s my good deed for the day done

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Sort of like a reverse reward. This sounds like how taxes work here in the good ol' USA.

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is going too far!

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I hope this guy doesn't have an artificial hip. Pat THAT shit down, TSA.

The GOP totally dodged the bullet on this one (Capitol riots).

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

The intelligence agencies of other countries are suggesting this was an inside job, and I can believe that based on how the LEO's operated, deferential and even friendly, opening gates, inviting further incursion. If it was somehow abetted by president lame limping duck dick, man did he fuck it up. His guys were dimwitted nobs, taking selfies, ignoring their duties while thousands of people were recording it. And get this, in the capitol of the fucking united states, unfettered, and they climbed statues instead of gathering data to "prove" Q theories? Giving interviews after they destroyed federal property? It was an inside job, facilitated by a Russian asset in a highly placed executive position. However, it was planned, if that's what you want to call it, and executed by a complete fuck up. To me, this points to our fuck-up-in-chief. Occam's Razor, you know? IOW, he fucked us again, even if he fucked it up, and so far is getting away with it. What's next?

Anyone else?

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

When you are about to do something that will take a little time, take a leak before you start. This will change your life. LOL

"TO BE HOPEFUL in bad times is not just foolishly romantic.

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Um, accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative? That might be a good show tune. ;)

“When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.” - Ayn Rand

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Oh Ayn, there are still idiots who think you are a visionary. I stay away from them if I can. You do have a talent for conflating naked self interest with nobility. Good trick, you got some traction with some people. AFAIC, that is horseshit. But that's just me, maybe? :)

Yeah I feel the same way

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Wait, I didn't know this was an option!

Firsts date 👅💦

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Nothin' like pussy in your face.

Whoa... What?

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

If you believe Alexa, now is the time to delete your porn.

Don't breathe heavily. Be careful out there.

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

I'm good. I always hold my breath before I dive.

Transportation Sec Chao, citing violence at Capital for resigning! Isn’t this just ...

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Chao is a dandy. She's bet stealing taxpayer money for years, and has made millions through investments using insider information. Moscow Mitch showed her how. You don't amass the kinds of fortunes she and her turtle-like hubby have through government salaries. Maybe she'll have time to vote yes on the 25th amendment solution before she leaves on Monday, I can dream can't I?

Twenty Fifth Amendment, and Schumer: [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Well said, Majority Leader Schumer. Heh, I had fun typing that "Majority Leader Schumer" part.

A good design, I think. You?

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

I dunno, that design seems almost to invite a rear end collision.

The Latest: Trump promises 'orderly transition' on Jan.

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

You mean you believe him, chal? Because his word is his bond, or something? I will speculate here that what he said here is a lie. The odds are with me, if his behavior for all of his life until now is any indication.

Its about time someone tried to hold these shit stains accountable! Hopefully rudy will lose his ...

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Rudy will be arrested within the month. Disbarring these other morons is the least that should be done to them.

"No one could have anticipated... "

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

I am furious. I was shaking with anger while watching this fucking travesty, then seeing Donarld J. Prolapsed ASSBAG continue to promote his fantasies while pretending to calm things down. Oh and how the police seemed to be real polite to these fucking yahoos. If these guys were black, heads would have been split open and arrests made, with a cop kneeling on someone's neck til he died. Then, icing on the cake, seeing the fucking rebel flag in the capitol! AAAAARGH

Is Trump calling for Civil War?

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

He is cunning enough to not say the words explicitly, but the words he IS saying, his attitude, and his tone all suggest that yes, he is indeed. I believe it is time to revive the firing squad, just like he suggested. What's sauce for the goose, after all....

Att'y General Merrick Garland? Oh, the Law of Unintended Consequences!!!!!!!!! [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Competence aside, it will be nice to have an AG who isn't crooked or a racist. And as I recall, the repubs changed the rules to allow for simple majority votes on appointees, up to and including the supreme court. When they complain, keep that in mind, and chuckle. :)

Baby, it's cold out there.. Keep yourself warm.

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

That's it baby, don't forget the snowballs! Oh, you make me melt! LOL

Oops didn't work

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

No doubt about it, I have to get another hat. LOL

To all of my new found atheist friends: I have been atheist most of my life and basically gave up on...

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Happy new year and welcome aboard! Just jump in and hang on!

Some lightsaber

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Keeps slipping out of your hands too, for some reason.

Gotta Love it...

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Nothing up my sleeve. LOL Fan mail from some flounder?

Astounding. I didn't think he could top Limbaugh but just wow. [cbsnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2021:

A slap in the faces of all the legitimate winners, including Joe Biden by the way. Jordan should be in jail for his role in the abuse of college athletes under his charge, and Nunes should be in a loony bin with his orange mentor. Lordy I hate this guy, I really do.

Finally figured how it is called cup size

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Just a shadow of the real thing, though.

You love me? [m.youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

That is just precious! <3

Ticked Off Federal Judge Threatens Lawyer Behind Republicans’ Dumbest Election Lawsuit with ...

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Yay Judge Boasberg!

Do you think they'll take him? [lancastercourier.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

An update: Scotland is shutting down air travel in or out due to their covid surge. I guess the big problem with this surge is the open border with England. Maybe try North Korea?

Do you think they'll take him? [lancastercourier.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Hah! If he wants to come back, he'll need to fly commercial where they make you wear a mask. :) Naw, I guess he has his own plane. But maybe Deutsch Bank or Putin will put a lien on it to help pay for the 400 extra large he owes them.

Try and see if it works?

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Hah! It wont work for you, either. LOL

What do you expect to be achieved by this week's pro-Trump DC rally?

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

President Lardass is hoping for violence so he can invoke the Insurrection Act and declare martial law. I doubt the military will go along with it. Liberal groups are urging progressives to stay home to prevent such a scenario. The proud boys have already indicated they are going to dress some of their own as members of antifa to run a false flag insurgency and clash with the mama's boys. I don't see any of this working, but it will be a shitshow for sure.

Oh. That's where they got the name from!

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Look out! We have a runner!

Manipulate, Lie, Manipulate, Lie.... [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

I've listened to the whole tape It wasn't easy, believe me. This is one hundred percent accurate, he did all of these things in that hour. The difference between this and his usual obnoxiously criminal behavior is that this time he was caught on tape doing it. I hope that all the other state officials who he has pulled this with (and you know this time wasn't the only time) see this as a reason to tell their own stories of attempted extortion.

Donald J Trump is really very good.

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

You are not alone in your hopes, AC.

Duck walks into pub, downs pint, fights dog - NZ Herald

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Who gets the bill?

“She (Mother Theresa) was not a friend of the poor.

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

I understand she withheld pain management medicine from the dying because their suffering was a blessing. Saint indeed.

Somehow, I don't think this guy ever took an "ecneics" class. Or an English class, for that matter!

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Usually, people who find intrinsic meaning in words that are spelled backwards are, themselves, also backwards. That's my theory, prove me wrong.

Trump Demands Georgia Sec of State Find 11,800 Votes for Him Rather than denounce President ...

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

I am 53 minutes into this call. Lordy, our POTUS is a gibbering lunatic, a crude bully, and an intellectual void. JFC

"I think women should live together/build families together and have men on the side for fucking."

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Would being the "side dude" be a paid position?

Tweety is trying to get the current governors of the southern states to lie about the presidential ...

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2021:

You put him in a room with just the people he never paid for, I dunno, 10 minutes, and court battles would be unnecessary.

Mr. Master Mast, er, Negotiator at Work: [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2021:

He is not *reverting* to true criminal form, he just got caught this time. He's been doing this all along. And it was a dumbass rokie mistake to not check if the call was being recorded, lordy what a bunch of incompetent morons! Even Putin is over him.

I apologise in advance

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Hey, he's gotta make a buck somehow. Gas for the flames of eternal torment is not cheap, am I right? LOL

Fluffy waiting for her human to return...

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2021:

I'm thinking her human probably doesn't have any problem with mice. Maybe squirrels too.

Betty has some good ideas:

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2021:

Boop boop a doop.

Come again?

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2021:

I bet you're right.

“I hated high school.

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2021:

I dunno, there was some trauma and the usual teenage angst to be sure, but some of the friends I made there are still friends to this day. Not that King is wrong, but it's different for everybody.

Report: Forensic accounting specialists hired to assist N.Y. prosecutor in Trump probe

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2021:

I have maintained this position for a while now: The only way that bag of manure will see anything resembling justice will be at the hands of a mob.

Did you get this feeling lately?

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2021:

To me , this is a sign you need to work on your alcohol tolerance.

DUH! NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!!!!! [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Gee, that's too bad. LOL

Today I blocked a member from the group, CourtJester.

zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2021:

I doubt he will be missed. Good call.

Foster bids adieu to 2020.

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2020:

We should all live by canine logic. If you can't fuck it or eat it, piss on it! LOL Hey Foster, good doggie! *tosses Foster a treat*

From what I have read, Dump is going to have his next superspreader tonight with 500 invitations to ...

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2020:

I heard he isn't even going to be there because he wanted to get back to Washington to lobby for lawmakers to overturn the election on the 6th. He is persistent, I gotta give him that. Foolish and mentally unhinged, sure, but persistent to a fault.

I have decided.

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2020:

You can't be picky if you want to be a stud. Trust me here.

Boston robotics robots seriously dance

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2020:

No fair, they don't get tired!

My sister practically worships her.

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2020:

If blowing random guys until you hit your meal ticket is classy, then yeah. Class A, no question.

I’ve decided to post the last verse of Robert Burns’ “Auld Lang Syne” as my quote for today,...

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Happy new year, sweetie. :)

"Your God's arms are too short to box with me." LanceThruster

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2020:

He works in mysterious ways. He is testing your faith. He has a plan . LOL

ONE MORE DAY of 2020.

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Thanks, Tink, we all needed this. <3

Trump Works for the Dems? [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2020:

Using "Trump" and "work" in the same sentence is, in itself, laughable bullshit. No, he is what he has always been for the Russkies, the racists, the tax cutters, the evangelical right, and the vote suppressors: a useful idiot - an ignorant tool led down the primrose path by his own pathologies, acting solely on his crude and disgusting impulses which skilled manipulators have carefully cultivated and activated. He should be in jail, together with the entire Keystone Kops crime family, of which he is the capo. He is worse than the shit I scrape from the bottom of my shoes, and just about as intelligent.

Bill, is that you?

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2020:

Tres embarrassing! LOL

Yeah that kind of new year

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2020:

I'm going. It's the only place I've been invited.

Zoologists Thrilled After Successfully Getting Pair Of Bengal Tigers To 69 In Captivity

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2020:

That's a pussy eatin' pussy, no matter which way you look at it. LOL

Xavier has a solution, he does not sleep.

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Also, it allows them to avoid asking the embarrassing question "What's your name again, baby?"

I hate it when that happens.

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Reminds me of a joke, I'll just tell you the punchline. "You didn't bring me here just to listen to some asshole sing, did you?"

I love the way Dominion has made all these liars STFU and retract themselves. [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Yeah, but the well is already poisoned, the wide coalition of morons now believes all the claims the other morons are making, but not proving.

I'm a level 4.

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

The best part about level 4's is that they eventually grow up and become level 5's. :)

Come on, I got bill to pay!

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

The sad but predictable effects of inflation affect us all. LOL

Is Dry January a thing in USA?

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Dude..