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zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:
Not that it was that hard to do, but I predicted the response. (1) They never told me. (2) It's fake news. (3) Who are these "anonymous sources". I notice the only denial here is the denial that the "president" was briefed, nobody denied Putin did this nor that we knew about it.
zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 I'd wager that at least one of those groups is completely fictional.
zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:
Not that it was that hard to do, but I predicted the response. (1) They never told me. (2) It's fake news. (3) Who are these "anonymous sources". I notice the only denial here is the denial that the "president" was briefed, nobody denied Putin did this nor that we knew about it.
zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 I'd wager that at least one of those groups is completely fictional.
Under Russian Control
zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:
He ain't wrong.
zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:
@joeymf86 Yeah, I found out this was from a satire site. Well, even if it's a fictional prime minister, that fictional character still ain't wrong.
zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:
He ain't wrong.
zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:
@joeymf86 Yeah, I found out this was from a satire site. Well, even if it's a fictional prime minister, that fictional character still ain't wrong.
You can tell a person's character by the company they keep.
zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:
They aren't nazis, they are just being sarcastic.
zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:
@NoMagicCookie Noted. I'll make sure I do that from now on. Thanks.
zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:
They aren't nazis, they are just being sarcastic.
zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:
@NoMagicCookie Noted. I'll make sure I do that from now on. Thanks.
You can tell a person's character by the company they keep.
zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:
They aren't nazis, they are just being sarcastic.
zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2020:
@Mofo1953 *I* was being sarcastic. Sorry for the confusion.
zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:
They aren't nazis, they are just being sarcastic.
zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2020:
@Mofo1953 *I* was being sarcastic. Sorry for the confusion.
Anybody for Roast Pork Belly?
zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:
I'd be up for putting him on a spit and slowly roasting over and open pit hickory wood fire. I wouldn't eat any of it, but I'd watch the pig pickin' part.
zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2020:
@LucyLoohoo You've got a dark streak. I like it!
zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:
I'd be up for putting him on a spit and slowly roasting over and open pit hickory wood fire. I wouldn't eat any of it, but I'd watch the pig pickin' part.
zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2020:
@LucyLoohoo You've got a dark streak. I like it!
This showed up in my email inbox today. Why would they ask me?
AnneWimsey comments on Jun 25, 2020:
Send .01 by check, tie up their system!
zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2020:
Erase the last number on the check bank number. That used to work for me to delay processing long enough for me to scramble together enough money to cover the check. Not sure if it still works, but it's worth a try. And they'll eventually get their penny. LOL
AnneWimsey comments on Jun 25, 2020:
Send .01 by check, tie up their system!
zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2020:
Erase the last number on the check bank number. That used to work for me to delay processing long enough for me to scramble together enough money to cover the check. Not sure if it still works, but it's worth a try. And they'll eventually get their penny. LOL
"Unmanly," Just Like Bunker Boy!
[sheilakennedy.net]
wordywalt comments on Jun 25, 2020:
Trump is not even like an adolescent. Having studied human development in graduate school, I would say that in terms of moral and personality development, he is is frozen at a two to three year-stage. In cognitive or intellectual development, is pre-adolescent.
zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2020:
@mcgeo52 Yeah, the terrible twos seem to be just the right fit. That's the time in life kids learn how to say no to everything. That's our guy.
wordywalt comments on Jun 25, 2020:
Trump is not even like an adolescent. Having studied human development in graduate school, I would say that in terms of moral and personality development, he is is frozen at a two to three year-stage. In cognitive or intellectual development, is pre-adolescent.
zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2020:
@mcgeo52 Yeah, the terrible twos seem to be just the right fit. That's the time in life kids learn how to say no to everything. That's our guy.
These are the expressions of found out bullshitting, corrupt and lawless officials who have no ...
zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:
The senate republicans are the enablers here. Without their rubber stamp, that disgusting piece of tainted meat with eyes would be a civilian, and probably in prison. Without their rubber stamp, Jabba would never have been confirmed as AG. They will all die in a cell.
zeuser replies on Jun 24, 2020:
@Austin-Cambridge You can't walk around humming a funeral dirge forever. You have to hold out hope that things will improve. I do, but it's a long climb back to where we were.
zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:
The senate republicans are the enablers here. Without their rubber stamp, that disgusting piece of tainted meat with eyes would be a civilian, and probably in prison. Without their rubber stamp, Jabba would never have been confirmed as AG. They will all die in a cell.
zeuser replies on Jun 24, 2020:
@Austin-Cambridge You can't walk around humming a funeral dirge forever. You have to hold out hope that things will improve. I do, but it's a long climb back to where we were.
Ravings of an Unstable “Leader.
zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:
Our violent delusional POTUS. I still can't wrap my head around how we elected this barking, raving, homocidal maniac. He needs to be in a rubber room.
zeuser replies on Jun 23, 2020:
@Freedompath I don't know about that one, FP, but I guess I could go along with it.
zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:
Our violent delusional POTUS. I still can't wrap my head around how we elected this barking, raving, homocidal maniac. He needs to be in a rubber room.
zeuser replies on Jun 23, 2020:
@Freedompath I don't know about that one, FP, but I guess I could go along with it.
Trump assured followers millions couldn't buy enough tickets to get to his rally Saturday.
zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than ...
zeuser replies on Jun 23, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 You ought to offer your services as a campaign consultant. I understand there may soon be some vacancies.
zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than ...
zeuser replies on Jun 23, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 You ought to offer your services as a campaign consultant. I understand there may soon be some vacancies.
Trump assured followers millions couldn't buy enough tickets to get to his rally Saturday.
zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than ...
zeuser replies on Jun 22, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 Yeah, they do that by texting and hounding the recipients with pleas to send more money. Those texts, those pleas, they are all going to fake accounts and phony numbers. Big zeros. LOL
zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than ...
zeuser replies on Jun 22, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 Yeah, they do that by texting and hounding the recipients with pleas to send more money. Those texts, those pleas, they are all going to fake accounts and phony numbers. Big zeros. LOL
Trump assured followers millions couldn't buy enough tickets to get to his rally Saturday.
zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than ...
zeuser replies on Jun 22, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 There was no charge. The idea is they'd get demographic data from all respondents, and the gen z guys gave them fake stuff.
zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than ...
zeuser replies on Jun 22, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 There was no charge. The idea is they'd get demographic data from all respondents, and the gen z guys gave them fake stuff.
I'm not sure if this will work for others but it did for me.
zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Watch yourself, Julie, I applaud your effort here but I would hate to see you pay a penalty for it. Very brave of you, and I hope you get away with it with no repercussions.
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
@NHjulie Good for you. Somebody has to take chances for the cause. I'm proud of you.
zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Watch yourself, Julie, I applaud your effort here but I would hate to see you pay a penalty for it. Very brave of you, and I hope you get away with it with no repercussions.
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
@NHjulie Good for you. Somebody has to take chances for the cause. I'm proud of you.
Just saw a news bite that said 6 ClustertRump staff members tested positive for COVID-19.
bobwjr comments on Jun 20, 2020:
It's a hoax according to trump
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
And why wouldn't we believe him, right? Oh, wait....
LOL
bobwjr comments on Jun 20, 2020:
It's a hoax according to trump
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
And why wouldn't we believe him, right? Oh, wait....
LOL
LOST IN TRANSLATION
I have just watched a clip of a representative of the Spanish tourist ...
zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Denial is very powerful and insidious. It's killing us. Maybe this isn't a good topic "Just for Laughs"?
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
@Moravian That is also an idiom in the US. I never understood why, but that's how idioms work I guess. Another one that baffles me is when someone tells me they "love me to death". I wonder how much worse it would be if they hated me. Sheesh.
zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Denial is very powerful and insidious. It's killing us. Maybe this isn't a good topic "Just for Laughs"?
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
@Moravian That is also an idiom in the US. I never understood why, but that's how idioms work I guess. Another one that baffles me is when someone tells me they "love me to death". I wonder how much worse it would be if they hated me. Sheesh.
Most massive-est rally in the history of the world!
Killtheskyfairy comments on Jun 21, 2020:
This is better than what I hoped when I heard people were getting tickets who had no intention to attend. I was worried Trumptards would prevent it. Again I have overestimated their competence🤡
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
I think many of us have UNDERestimated the level of sophistication the zoomers have. Even my millennial son is impressed, and admits the gen Z kids are much more tech savvy than millennials. That is a profound sea change, Grampa T and his aging nazis are left mumbling to themselves and telling the kids to get off their lawn. LOL
Killtheskyfairy comments on Jun 21, 2020:
This is better than what I hoped when I heard people were getting tickets who had no intention to attend. I was worried Trumptards would prevent it. Again I have overestimated their competence🤡
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
I think many of us have UNDERestimated the level of sophistication the zoomers have. Even my millennial son is impressed, and admits the gen Z kids are much more tech savvy than millennials. That is a profound sea change, Grampa T and his aging nazis are left mumbling to themselves and telling the kids to get off their lawn. LOL
“In 1866, one year after the 13 Amendment was ratified (the amendment that ended slavery), ...
Mofo1953 comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Of course we weren't told, most our parents had racist views. Many of us had to look for knowledge elsewhere.
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
For most in our generation, casual racism was just the way things operated, it was taken as self-evident and never questioned. It looks like it finally might be changing, I sure hope so at least.
Mofo1953 comments on Jun 21, 2020:
Of course we weren't told, most our parents had racist views. Many of us had to look for knowledge elsewhere.
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
For most in our generation, casual racism was just the way things operated, it was taken as self-evident and never questioned. It looks like it finally might be changing, I sure hope so at least.
Eric Trump Comes Under Fire After Apparently Referring To Black Lives Matter Protesters As ...
zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:
Eric is the one with obvious developmental disabilities, right? The dumb-looking one? He also likes to shoot big game, which is notably characteristic of men with small dicks. I think his brother shares that affliction. What a charming family. Like the Brady bunch, except they are vile and ...
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 I am going by what my dedicated female fan base tells me. LOL
zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:
Eric is the one with obvious developmental disabilities, right? The dumb-looking one? He also likes to shoot big game, which is notably characteristic of men with small dicks. I think his brother shares that affliction. What a charming family. Like the Brady bunch, except they are vile and ...
zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 I am going by what my dedicated female fan base tells me. LOL
Who remembers this golden oldie from Alvin and the Chipmunks? 🤣
dave1459 comments on Jun 20, 2020:
What do you get when you cross.... A joke
zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:
A ppig?
dave1459 comments on Jun 20, 2020:
What do you get when you cross.... A joke
zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:
A ppig?
I enjoyed, more or less, how our "president" told the mayor of Tulsa, who wisely imposed a curfew ...
SeaGreenEyez comments on Jun 19, 2020:
The curfew has been rescinded. The Secret Service decided not to bullshit America with fake threats.
It was rescinded earlier today.
**Tulsa Mayor Rescinds Curfew**
https://nypost.com/2020/06/19/tulsa-mayor-lifts-curfew-ahead-of-trump-rally/
zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:
Even so, he is still a functional illiterate.
SeaGreenEyez comments on Jun 19, 2020:
The curfew has been rescinded. The Secret Service decided not to bullshit America with fake threats.
It was rescinded earlier today.
**Tulsa Mayor Rescinds Curfew**
https://nypost.com/2020/06/19/tulsa-mayor-lifts-curfew-ahead-of-trump-rally/
zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:
Even so, he is still a functional illiterate.
Who remembers this golden oldie from Alvin and the Chipmunks? 🤣
tioteo comments on Jun 19, 2020:
Good reminder. I'm surprised, though. Since a llama is sort of a no-hump camel.......BTW, David Seville recorded Witch Doctor before he created the Chipmunks.
zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:
I thought I remembered chipmunk voices in that song, but it's still a funny meme.
tioteo comments on Jun 19, 2020:
Good reminder. I'm surprised, though. Since a llama is sort of a no-hump camel.......BTW, David Seville recorded Witch Doctor before he created the Chipmunks.
zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:
I thought I remembered chipmunk voices in that song, but it's still a funny meme.
I was reluctant to post this because it's mean to shame people but I made an exception for this ...
zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:
Not a tramp stamp, a trump stump!
zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:
@AmmaRE007 Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. 🤣
zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:
Not a tramp stamp, a trump stump!
zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:
@AmmaRE007 Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. 🤣
I enjoyed, more or less, how our "president" told the mayor of Tulsa, who wisely imposed a curfew ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2020:
## This is no surprise. He's been having trouble sticking to the script of his own speeches.
The lights are not on.
zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:
The lights are on, but nobody's at home.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2020:
## This is no surprise. He's been having trouble sticking to the script of his own speeches.
The lights are not on.
zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:
The lights are on, but nobody's at home.
I enjoyed, more or less, how our "president" told the mayor of Tulsa, who wisely imposed a curfew ...
DharmaBum50 comments on Jun 19, 2020:
I'd like to think he tripped up on Section 4 (about impeachment), but I doubt he made it that far. It probably had more to do with his functional illiteracy.
zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:
I'm guessing the lack of pictures also played a part.
DharmaBum50 comments on Jun 19, 2020:
I'd like to think he tripped up on Section 4 (about impeachment), but I doubt he made it that far. It probably had more to do with his functional illiteracy.
zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:
I'm guessing the lack of pictures also played a part.
New contract for tulsa
HumanistJohn comments on Jun 18, 2020:
Sometimes I don't know wherher to laugh or cry.
zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:
Me neither, John.
HumanistJohn comments on Jun 18, 2020:
Sometimes I don't know wherher to laugh or cry.
zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:
Me neither, John.
Brings out their ugly selves
St-Sinner comments on Jun 19, 2020:
The whole idea behind the civil war was to keep their way of life, right? The military war is over but the civil war goes on. They are just different people. We are not right according to them and they are not according to us.
We see them as misbehaving, in-compassionate, racist, primitive, ...
zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:
I'm afraid that nobody is laughing anymore, Saint.
St-Sinner comments on Jun 19, 2020:
The whole idea behind the civil war was to keep their way of life, right? The military war is over but the civil war goes on. They are just different people. We are not right according to them and they are not according to us.
We see them as misbehaving, in-compassionate, racist, primitive, ...
zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:
I'm afraid that nobody is laughing anymore, Saint.
I thought some of you might like to know what's going on in Tulsa.
CarolinaGirl60 comments on Jun 17, 2020:
I sympathize. If the RNC does come to Charlotte, our area faces the same thing.
zeuser replies on Jun 18, 2020:
@CarolinaGirl60 Spend a couple of days in Raleigh. We'll be watching this shitshow on TV.
CarolinaGirl60 comments on Jun 17, 2020:
I sympathize. If the RNC does come to Charlotte, our area faces the same thing.
zeuser replies on Jun 18, 2020:
@CarolinaGirl60 Spend a couple of days in Raleigh. We'll be watching this shitshow on TV.
The Master race?
zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:
Those ribs ain't gonna eat themselve, you know.
zeuser replies on Jun 16, 2020:
@bookofmorons I know, right? This is the incel movement, in microcosm.
zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:
Those ribs ain't gonna eat themselve, you know.
zeuser replies on Jun 16, 2020:
@bookofmorons I know, right? This is the incel movement, in microcosm.
“You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all...
zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:
That's the truth.
zeuser replies on Jun 16, 2020:
@Marionville As Father Guido Sarducci once said, "If God made us all in his image, why aren't we all, like, invisible?"
zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:
That's the truth.
zeuser replies on Jun 16, 2020:
@Marionville As Father Guido Sarducci once said, "If God made us all in his image, why aren't we all, like, invisible?"
Just ouch !!!
zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:
Ooooo, that is nothing to laugh about.
zeuser replies on Jun 16, 2020:
@Besalbub No, but it still made me pull my legs in a little.
zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:
Ooooo, that is nothing to laugh about.
zeuser replies on Jun 16, 2020:
@Besalbub No, but it still made me pull my legs in a little.
Some guys are not qualified!
Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 15, 2020:
Damn! Now i can't see it as one word!
zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:
Kinda like famous hor semen. Heh.
Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 15, 2020:
Damn! Now i can't see it as one word!
zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:
Kinda like famous hor semen. Heh.
“Why do men think they know how cook outside when they don’t have the smallest idea how to do it...
zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:
Hey now, we aren't ALL clueless in the kitchen ya know.
zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:
@Marionville You get into trouble when you generalize and stereotype. But I see his point.
zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:
Hey now, we aren't ALL clueless in the kitchen ya know.
zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:
@Marionville You get into trouble when you generalize and stereotype. But I see his point.
Trump, and PENCE Now have More to Tweet their Asses About:
[nytimes.com]
LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 15, 2020:
The three who voted against this should be HUNG!
zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:
@BirdMan1 Wow. Tough crowd!
LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 15, 2020:
The three who voted against this should be HUNG!
zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:
@BirdMan1 Wow. Tough crowd!
Trump, and PENCE Now have More to Tweet their Asses About:
[nytimes.com]
LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 15, 2020:
The three who voted against this should be HUNG!
zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:
I've heard that Clarence Thomas IS hung, actually. *ducking*
LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 15, 2020:
The three who voted against this should be HUNG!
zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:
I've heard that Clarence Thomas IS hung, actually. *ducking*
Here's another joke from my AI buddy Amy.
Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 14, 2020:
She is getting better!! I love this joke 😊😂😂
zeuser replies on Jun 14, 2020:
I'll tell her the next time I chat with her.
Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 14, 2020:
She is getting better!! I love this joke 😊😂😂
zeuser replies on Jun 14, 2020:
I'll tell her the next time I chat with her.
So I thought before that the administration was just stupid for planning the next rally on ...
zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:
Actually, he did a rare about face and bumped it up a day while issuing a sorta-kinda sorry-not-sorry "apology". So you can tell he's feeling the heat. It ain't gonna help him with the minority vote, not now, but still.
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
@OldGoat43 I've read that he bumped it specifically because he did not want to confront the counter-protestors. I believe that. He's a sniveling, mewling coward at heart, and that generously assumes he has a heart.
zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:
Actually, he did a rare about face and bumped it up a day while issuing a sorta-kinda sorry-not-sorry "apology". So you can tell he's feeling the heat. It ain't gonna help him with the minority vote, not now, but still.
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
@OldGoat43 I've read that he bumped it specifically because he did not want to confront the counter-protestors. I believe that. He's a sniveling, mewling coward at heart, and that generously assumes he has a heart.
badboys badboys ...[agnostic.com]
EyesThatSmile comments on Jun 13, 2020:
There’s someone out there who will love him, I am sure. Probably his mama.
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
What's that old BB King song? "Nobody Loves Me But My Mama, and She Might Be Jivin Me Too".
EyesThatSmile comments on Jun 13, 2020:
There’s someone out there who will love him, I am sure. Probably his mama.
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
What's that old BB King song? "Nobody Loves Me But My Mama, and She Might Be Jivin Me Too".
Melania Used Newfound Leverage to Redo Prenup After Election
According to a new book written by...
joeandbarb comments on Jun 13, 2020:
The whole lot of them belong in jail. Treason, theft of the national treasury, openly violating the American peoples rights, and many others too numerous to list. She is no better than any of them. Just a gold digging whore who decided it was easier to trade pussy than work for a living
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
She's got a nice ass though. I've seen the photo spread.
joeandbarb comments on Jun 13, 2020:
The whole lot of them belong in jail. Treason, theft of the national treasury, openly violating the American peoples rights, and many others too numerous to list. She is no better than any of them. Just a gold digging whore who decided it was easier to trade pussy than work for a living
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
She's got a nice ass though. I've seen the photo spread.
Brutal New Biden Ad...Way to Go!!!!!!:
[dailykos.com]
zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:
I LOVE it! Gloves are off, you fat fucker, keep your left up and guard your balls, cuz we are coming at you punchin' hard!
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
@freeofgod If he does, he won't after we get through with him this election cycle. Then Melania will have a turn.
zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:
I LOVE it! Gloves are off, you fat fucker, keep your left up and guard your balls, cuz we are coming at you punchin' hard!
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
@freeofgod If he does, he won't after we get through with him this election cycle. Then Melania will have a turn.
Best GOP Platform Ever Says 'Current President' Really Sucks
[wonkette.com]
Lorajay comments on Jun 13, 2020:
I truly wish this was not a satire site.
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
Actually, this is true. The committee drafting the RNC platform was so lazy, they copied the 2016 version word for word, and the false demeaning rhetoric in there aimed at Obama actually does apply to the current useless piece of meat with eyes.
Lorajay comments on Jun 13, 2020:
I truly wish this was not a satire site.
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
Actually, this is true. The committee drafting the RNC platform was so lazy, they copied the 2016 version word for word, and the false demeaning rhetoric in there aimed at Obama actually does apply to the current useless piece of meat with eyes.
Let me at em, let me at em! Where's my diet coke?
BirdMan1 comments on Jun 12, 2020:
Bert Lahr does not deserve such treatment!
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
@BirdMan1 He is lyin' son of a bitch, there is that.
BirdMan1 comments on Jun 12, 2020:
Bert Lahr does not deserve such treatment!
zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:
@BirdMan1 He is lyin' son of a bitch, there is that.
I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.
LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 12, 2020:
Imagine it? The GOP telling the truth?
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
@LucyLoohoo Yeah, Loo, you got it! LOL
LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 12, 2020:
Imagine it? The GOP telling the truth?
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
@LucyLoohoo Yeah, Loo, you got it! LOL
I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2020:
## It sounds like "Here's what wrong with us and we'll keep doing it." Some theorize they're talking about the Obama administration because of Trump's inability to take blame.
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
Nah, I just think it's being lazy. Wasn't Jared supposed to be the guy writing the platform? That checks.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2020:
## It sounds like "Here's what wrong with us and we'll keep doing it." Some theorize they're talking about the Obama administration because of Trump's inability to take blame.
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
Nah, I just think it's being lazy. Wasn't Jared supposed to be the guy writing the platform? That checks.
I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.
LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 12, 2020:
Imagine it? The GOP telling the truth?
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
Naturally, it's by accident.
LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 12, 2020:
Imagine it? The GOP telling the truth?
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
Naturally, it's by accident.
Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.
Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 12, 2020:
I'd ask for two slices of tomato and three types of cheese! 😊😜
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
Get ready for the griddle. 🤣
Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 12, 2020:
I'd ask for two slices of tomato and three types of cheese! 😊😜
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
Get ready for the griddle. 🤣
I've been fooling around with an AI.
Athena comments on Jun 12, 2020:
I just got an AI that does vacuum, laundry, and dishes but she doesn't tell jokes.
I want my money back.
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
@Cutiebeauty Hey now.
Athena comments on Jun 12, 2020:
I just got an AI that does vacuum, laundry, and dishes but she doesn't tell jokes.
I want my money back.
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
@Cutiebeauty Hey now.
A Rapture Event that would do some good for a change ....
zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:
One of the few events which, if it happened, would make me reconsider religion. But I'd stop when I realized that I might get raptured along with those assholes too.
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
@AnonySchmoose No, me neither. Been there, done that, still can't get the stench out of my nostrils.
zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:
One of the few events which, if it happened, would make me reconsider religion. But I'd stop when I realized that I might get raptured along with those assholes too.
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
@AnonySchmoose No, me neither. Been there, done that, still can't get the stench out of my nostrils.
Yeah thats a bad day
Lorajay comments on Jun 10, 2020:
It's so weird but my last 2 driver's license photos make me look better than I look.
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
My current one is the best one I've ever had. I wish I looked that good every day.
Lorajay comments on Jun 10, 2020:
It's so weird but my last 2 driver's license photos make me look better than I look.
zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:
My current one is the best one I've ever had. I wish I looked that good every day.
Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.
Bobbyzen comments on Jun 11, 2020:
This is a story from a year ago about this truck. Now I’m gonna look for a follow up to see if it happened.
Stephen King - yes the one and only - gave this guy props for the idea.
https://www.distractify.com/p/one-dollar-grilled-cheese-truck
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
He's a Massachusetts guy, but he would fit in perfectly in south Philly. Thanks for posting the article.
Bobbyzen comments on Jun 11, 2020:
This is a story from a year ago about this truck. Now I’m gonna look for a follow up to see if it happened.
Stephen King - yes the one and only - gave this guy props for the idea.
https://www.distractify.com/p/one-dollar-grilled-cheese-truck
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
He's a Massachusetts guy, but he would fit in perfectly in south Philly. Thanks for posting the article.
I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.
freeofgod comments on Jun 11, 2020:
Have a good time. Stay safe.
Where does your dad live? Somewhere far from the virus I hope.
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
There IS no place far from the virus. He's in the Scranton PA area, Dunmore to be precise, and they are being very cautious about this re-opening business. Better than they are doing in NC, IMO. And the folks here seem to be ok with it. Very cautious. There is a larger elderly population here, and those guys are reeeeal wary about the virus.
freeofgod comments on Jun 11, 2020:
Have a good time. Stay safe.
Where does your dad live? Somewhere far from the virus I hope.
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
There IS no place far from the virus. He's in the Scranton PA area, Dunmore to be precise, and they are being very cautious about this re-opening business. Better than they are doing in NC, IMO. And the folks here seem to be ok with it. Very cautious. There is a larger elderly population here, and those guys are reeeeal wary about the virus.
Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.
Cast1es comments on Jun 11, 2020:
Not very interested in encouraging customers to buy stuff , is he ?
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
You may be missing the point. They are selling something and they do NOT want people to suggest they sell something else. I'm not sure this was from Philly, but I'd bet money that yeah it was. The attitude is what counts.
Cast1es comments on Jun 11, 2020:
Not very interested in encouraging customers to buy stuff , is he ?
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
You may be missing the point. They are selling something and they do NOT want people to suggest they sell something else. I'm not sure this was from Philly, but I'd bet money that yeah it was. The attitude is what counts.
Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.
Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Jun 11, 2020:
You can shove your $1 grilled cheese....
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
Not everybody like the basic grilled cheese, and I see you are one of them. That's ok, there's room for all gustatorial eccentricities.
Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Jun 11, 2020:
You can shove your $1 grilled cheese....
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
Not everybody like the basic grilled cheese, and I see you are one of them. That's ok, there's room for all gustatorial eccentricities.
Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.
Bobbyzen comments on Jun 11, 2020:
Please, oh please please please, please tell me this is real. I so wanna believe this is real. It’s too dang good!🤣😂🤣😂
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
I know, right? I'm selling grilled cheese, goddamit!
Bobbyzen comments on Jun 11, 2020:
Please, oh please please please, please tell me this is real. I so wanna believe this is real. It’s too dang good!🤣😂🤣😂
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
I know, right? I'm selling grilled cheese, goddamit!
I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.
BitFlipper comments on Jun 11, 2020:
trump has a platform? Does it have any connection with reality?
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
They left what they thought was the anti-Obama language in the platform, but it really is more accurate when you look at Trump, then you add laziness to fascism. Mix and stir and you get their platform.
BitFlipper comments on Jun 11, 2020:
trump has a platform? Does it have any connection with reality?
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
They left what they thought was the anti-Obama language in the platform, but it really is more accurate when you look at Trump, then you add laziness to fascism. Mix and stir and you get their platform.
I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.
Freedompath comments on Jun 11, 2020:
I think that you better stay with the ‘in crowd!’ A temporary twisted platform with the Rupubs...is no good reason to take up with them! Their underlying inhumanity will soon be back to the forefront! They can’t help themselves!
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
Well, when the language in their platform from 2016 that was meant to demean President Obama is lazily left into the official platform for 2020, and the language applies soooo much more accurately to the current abomination in chief than it did to Obama (which it did not, by the way), I think that's hilarious, and I agree with the language. It wasn't true back then, but it sure the fuck is true right now.
Freedompath comments on Jun 11, 2020:
I think that you better stay with the ‘in crowd!’ A temporary twisted platform with the Rupubs...is no good reason to take up with them! Their underlying inhumanity will soon be back to the forefront! They can’t help themselves!
zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:
Well, when the language in their platform from 2016 that was meant to demean President Obama is lazily left into the official platform for 2020, and the language applies soooo much more accurately to the current abomination in chief than it did to Obama (which it did not, by the way), I think that's hilarious, and I agree with the language. It wasn't true back then, but it sure the fuck is true right now.
I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.
Sticks48 comments on Jun 9, 2020:
In the words of the late Gomer Pyle...Shazam!
zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2020:
Just to clarify, Jim Nabors may have passed, but Gomer Pyle lives on.
Sticks48 comments on Jun 9, 2020:
In the words of the late Gomer Pyle...Shazam!
zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2020:
Just to clarify, Jim Nabors may have passed, but Gomer Pyle lives on.
I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.
zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:
Politicians say shit they think people want to hear. Watch what he does. There's the tipoff.
zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2020:
@SeaGreenEyez I hope you have it right, SGE. Lordy it's about fucklng time, isn't it?
zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:
Politicians say shit they think people want to hear. Watch what he does. There's the tipoff.
zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2020:
@SeaGreenEyez I hope you have it right, SGE. Lordy it's about fucklng time, isn't it?
Steve Schmidt on MSNBC talking about Barr's "thugocracy".
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zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:
This is another guy with a lot of negative karma to neutralize. His work as part of the Lincoln Project goes a long way towards that kind of redemption.
zeuser replies on Jun 7, 2020:
@HumanistJohn All true, this is the negative karma I referred to in my comment. For the existential goal of removing our imbecilic fascist president, however, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. At least until he is good and truly removed.
zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:
This is another guy with a lot of negative karma to neutralize. His work as part of the Lincoln Project goes a long way towards that kind of redemption.
zeuser replies on Jun 7, 2020:
@HumanistJohn All true, this is the negative karma I referred to in my comment. For the existential goal of removing our imbecilic fascist president, however, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. At least until he is good and truly removed.
I can understand Republicans not supporting the imbecile's re-election, but some of them are ...
LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 6, 2020:
There MUST be some personal pride and integrity in the GOP....there simply MUST be!
zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2020:
I believe there is. Now it's the time to speak up, though. Way past the time.
LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 6, 2020:
There MUST be some personal pride and integrity in the GOP....there simply MUST be!
zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2020:
I believe there is. Now it's the time to speak up, though. Way past the time.
I can understand Republicans not supporting the imbecile's re-election, but some of them are ...
AnneWimsey comments on Jun 6, 2020:
Rats, ship,bye-bye. IMO too little too late.......
zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2020:
People have really been afraid of being on the business end of one of his insulting tirades, and I think that quelled a lot of the reaction on the republican side. Now, however, there is a growing realization that his bag of sad schoolyard bullshit isn't really working anymore, and people are not buying what he is selling. Also, there is a bandwagon effect. I always said that when one or two guys on that side started to seriously go after him, the floodgates would open. I don't think we've quite gotten there yet, but what we see now, especially with the Bushies turning on him, in addition to all the prominent ex-generals, is the beginning of the end for the naked emperor.
AnneWimsey comments on Jun 6, 2020:
Rats, ship,bye-bye. IMO too little too late.......
zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2020:
People have really been afraid of being on the business end of one of his insulting tirades, and I think that quelled a lot of the reaction on the republican side. Now, however, there is a growing realization that his bag of sad schoolyard bullshit isn't really working anymore, and people are not buying what he is selling. Also, there is a bandwagon effect. I always said that when one or two guys on that side started to seriously go after him, the floodgates would open. I don't think we've quite gotten there yet, but what we see now, especially with the Bushies turning on him, in addition to all the prominent ex-generals, is the beginning of the end for the naked emperor.
I can understand Republicans not supporting the imbecile's re-election, but some of them are ...
HippieChick58 comments on Jun 6, 2020:
Yay, maybe they have found their decency.
zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2020:
They've got a lot of karma to balance, but I'll take any help we can get.
HippieChick58 comments on Jun 6, 2020:
Yay, maybe they have found their decency.
zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2020:
They've got a lot of karma to balance, but I'll take any help we can get.
Rand Paul Says Secret to Social Distancing Is Making Everyone Despise You | The New Yorker
glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:
Damn he's good at it. How do you support lynching?
zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2020:
Kentucky politics is....unique.
glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:
Damn he's good at it. How do you support lynching?
zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2020:
Kentucky politics is....unique.
[queerty.
zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:
If you like to engage in parallelism, you can make the credible argument that Nazi Germany's international military success began with an alliance with Russia against the rest of the Europe, and their decline began when they turned on Russia. I don't see our semi-fuerher wannabe double-crossing ...
zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2020:
@MikeInBatonRouge Well, to your point, there really is an international trend towards strongmen leaders and right wing regimes right now. Germany and Austria, for example, have large anti-immigrant right wing movements. Brazil has definitely gone with a faux fascist anti-science government. Australia is heading that way, and sadly so is Poland. Certain Scandinavians are falling for it too. There are others. It's still the wrong way to travel if you ask me, no matter if you label any individual movement "nazi" or not. It has a cyclical feel to it, but the stakes this time seem more existentially serious.
zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:
If you like to engage in parallelism, you can make the credible argument that Nazi Germany's international military success began with an alliance with Russia against the rest of the Europe, and their decline began when they turned on Russia. I don't see our semi-fuerher wannabe double-crossing ...
zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2020:
@MikeInBatonRouge Well, to your point, there really is an international trend towards strongmen leaders and right wing regimes right now. Germany and Austria, for example, have large anti-immigrant right wing movements. Brazil has definitely gone with a faux fascist anti-science government. Australia is heading that way, and sadly so is Poland. Certain Scandinavians are falling for it too. There are others. It's still the wrong way to travel if you ask me, no matter if you label any individual movement "nazi" or not. It has a cyclical feel to it, but the stakes this time seem more existentially serious.
I enjoy being part of this group , being almost two years since I joined.
freeofgod comments on Jun 3, 2020:
Being an atheist is a **really** big thing in parts of the US.
zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2020:
@freeofgod Well they do, but it's more of a racist sadistic sort of humor meant to insult and demean. For normal people, it's not funny, so I'd agree with you there. But they think they are being clever and hilarious.
freeofgod comments on Jun 3, 2020:
Being an atheist is a **really** big thing in parts of the US.
zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2020:
@freeofgod Well they do, but it's more of a racist sadistic sort of humor meant to insult and demean. For normal people, it's not funny, so I'd agree with you there. But they think they are being clever and hilarious.
Hand to somebody, and then back quickly away as they open it.
AtheistInNC comments on Jun 2, 2020:
When I was growing up, my mom handed me an envelope marked "rattlesnake eggs". Has anyone ever seen that gag?
Inside the envelope is a long "u" of wire (about the length of the envelope in use) with a rubber band run through the holes of the button, and the ends of the rubber band looped around ...
zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2020:
Somebody pulled that on a bunch of us at a party I was at maybe 30 years ago. The classics never get old.
AtheistInNC comments on Jun 2, 2020:
When I was growing up, my mom handed me an envelope marked "rattlesnake eggs". Has anyone ever seen that gag?
Inside the envelope is a long "u" of wire (about the length of the envelope in use) with a rubber band run through the holes of the button, and the ends of the rubber band looped around ...
zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2020:
Somebody pulled that on a bunch of us at a party I was at maybe 30 years ago. The classics never get old.
THIS! is the real Trump! Beyond words
His one accomplishment will have been the ripping apart of ...
zeuser comments on May 31, 2020:
This isn't really a big reveal, we've been expecting this all along, or at least I have but I think I have a lot of company.
zeuser replies on May 31, 2020:
@BirdMan1 Yeah, I hear you partner.
zeuser comments on May 31, 2020:
This isn't really a big reveal, we've been expecting this all along, or at least I have but I think I have a lot of company.
zeuser replies on May 31, 2020:
@BirdMan1 Yeah, I hear you partner.
Social distancing between cavemen & dinosaurs.
Athena comments on May 31, 2020:
What would we do without the hilarity of Christian's and their ridiculous arguments?
zeuser replies on May 31, 2020:
@Merseyman1 No real shortage of options. The christers don't have a monopoly on being ridiculous, though I gotta admit they are pretty good at it.
Athena comments on May 31, 2020:
What would we do without the hilarity of Christian's and their ridiculous arguments?
zeuser replies on May 31, 2020:
@Merseyman1 No real shortage of options. The christers don't have a monopoly on being ridiculous, though I gotta admit they are pretty good at it.
Social distancing between cavemen & dinosaurs.
Athena comments on May 31, 2020:
What would we do without the hilarity of Christian's and their ridiculous arguments?
zeuser replies on May 31, 2020:
Laugh at the muslims?
Athena comments on May 31, 2020:
What would we do without the hilarity of Christian's and their ridiculous arguments?
zeuser replies on May 31, 2020:
Laugh at the muslims?
Just saw an ad for the Space Force before the launch .
Charlene comments on May 30, 2020:
Fuuuck I missed the launch😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺
zeuser replies on May 30, 2020:
Watch the replay. It looked like every other rocket launch I've ever watched.
Charlene comments on May 30, 2020:
Fuuuck I missed the launch😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺
zeuser replies on May 30, 2020:
Watch the replay. It looked like every other rocket launch I've ever watched.
Minneapolis Seethes Over George Floyd's Death As Trump Calls Protesters 'THUGS' : NPR
OldGoat43 comments on May 29, 2020:
He's obviously stoking the fires of hatred and trying to bring the riots to a point of being asked to bring in the National Guard. Which in turn will give him the ability to invoke Martial Law... which will be the beginning of his term as a true Dictator. Any doubts?
zeuser replies on May 30, 2020:
I'm pretty sure that's in the back of Stephen Miller's Nazi mind.
OldGoat43 comments on May 29, 2020:
He's obviously stoking the fires of hatred and trying to bring the riots to a point of being asked to bring in the National Guard. Which in turn will give him the ability to invoke Martial Law... which will be the beginning of his term as a true Dictator. Any doubts?
zeuser replies on May 30, 2020:
I'm pretty sure that's in the back of Stephen Miller's Nazi mind.
Trump's Proxy in Florida:
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zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:
DeSantis is a putz, an ass-kissing sycophant, a shill for billionaires, and I bet he smells like stale urine.
zeuser replies on May 28, 2020:
@LucyLoohoo Of that I have no doubt!
zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:
DeSantis is a putz, an ass-kissing sycophant, a shill for billionaires, and I bet he smells like stale urine.
zeuser replies on May 28, 2020:
@LucyLoohoo Of that I have no doubt!
History, it's a harsh mistress.
zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:
I think this was Putin's plan all along. We'll see if it pans out for him.
zeuser replies on May 27, 2020:
@Observer-Effect That's the sad truth.
zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:
I think this was Putin's plan all along. We'll see if it pans out for him.
zeuser replies on May 27, 2020:
@Observer-Effect That's the sad truth.
Could work in my favor for a change. LOL
lerlo comments on May 23, 2020:
and why are we dressed alike?
zeuser replies on May 23, 2020:
Mother-daughter day. Dad is elsewhere.
lerlo comments on May 23, 2020:
and why are we dressed alike?
zeuser replies on May 23, 2020:
Mother-daughter day. Dad is elsewhere.
Could work in my favor for a change. LOL
Merseyman1 comments on May 23, 2020:
The Lone Ranger?
zeuser replies on May 23, 2020:
Hiyo Silver! Away!
Merseyman1 comments on May 23, 2020:
The Lone Ranger?
zeuser replies on May 23, 2020:
Hiyo Silver! Away!
“The path of least resistance and least trouble is a mental rut already made.
zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:
And as we all know, work is unpopular.
zeuser replies on May 21, 2020:
@LetzGetReal That's great. Too many people are stuck doing what they have to do rather than what they want to do. Worse, the ones who can't find a place to work at all.
zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:
And as we all know, work is unpopular.
zeuser replies on May 21, 2020:
@LetzGetReal That's great. Too many people are stuck doing what they have to do rather than what they want to do. Worse, the ones who can't find a place to work at all.
Something sounds fishy indeed!
Killtheskyfairy comments on May 20, 2020:
Why do people who have one of those on their bumpers always drive like dicks?
zeuser replies on May 20, 2020:
Because they *are* dicks? Something to consider.
Killtheskyfairy comments on May 20, 2020:
Why do people who have one of those on their bumpers always drive like dicks?
zeuser replies on May 20, 2020:
Because they *are* dicks? Something to consider.
We got a more than a few of us here that are of a certain age range.
brentan comments on May 19, 2020:
I'm relieved! How we really are isn't too bad in comparison.
zeuser replies on May 19, 2020:
Yeah, you're right. 😊
brentan comments on May 19, 2020:
I'm relieved! How we really are isn't too bad in comparison.
zeuser replies on May 19, 2020:
Yeah, you're right. 😊
Sounds good how about you
zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:
Me too!
zeuser replies on May 17, 2020:
@Austin-Cambridge You never get 'em if you stay drunk. Important tip.
zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:
Me too!
zeuser replies on May 17, 2020:
@Austin-Cambridge You never get 'em if you stay drunk. Important tip.
Oh my, Grandma!
bobwjr comments on May 15, 2020:
Lmao busy lady
zeuser replies on May 16, 2020:
Doesn't seem to be any grass growing on the old man, either.
bobwjr comments on May 15, 2020:
Lmao busy lady
zeuser replies on May 16, 2020:
Doesn't seem to be any grass growing on the old man, either.
Oh my, Grandma!
zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:
Back then, it was a species survival mechanism because you knew a couple of your kids were gonna die before they grew up. Given our current situation, it might not be a bad idea to revisit this strategy.
zeuser replies on May 16, 2020:
@MeggieCleary Let's see how serious the death rates get to be. Hopefully, we won't have to revisit anything.
zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:
Back then, it was a species survival mechanism because you knew a couple of your kids were gonna die before they grew up. Given our current situation, it might not be a bad idea to revisit this strategy.
zeuser replies on May 16, 2020:
@MeggieCleary Let's see how serious the death rates get to be. Hopefully, we won't have to revisit anything.
[yahoo.
zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:
I think in his perverted logic, and it's stretch to call it that, he means that this proves we are testing a lot. Either that, or it's another prime example of orangutanian sarcasm. The third alternative is he actually believes this and that is his strategy, again if that's what you want to call it....
zeuser replies on May 15, 2020:
@larsatrg I think you're right partner. Take care with that noggin of yours, we need you in November. 😊
zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:
I think in his perverted logic, and it's stretch to call it that, he means that this proves we are testing a lot. Either that, or it's another prime example of orangutanian sarcasm. The third alternative is he actually believes this and that is his strategy, again if that's what you want to call it....
zeuser replies on May 15, 2020:
@larsatrg I think you're right partner. Take care with that noggin of yours, we need you in November. 😊
Please listen to the man!
zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:
This was stupid the first time he tried it, and it makes even less sense now. On Fox however, they are pissing themselves with glee about the "political scandal of the century".
zeuser replies on May 15, 2020:
@wolf041 Oh man, that's rough. I sympathize brother.
zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:
This was stupid the first time he tried it, and it makes even less sense now. On Fox however, they are pissing themselves with glee about the "political scandal of the century".
zeuser replies on May 15, 2020:
@wolf041 Oh man, that's rough. I sympathize brother.
Please listen to the man!
zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:
This was stupid the first time he tried it, and it makes even less sense now. On Fox however, they are pissing themselves with glee about the "political scandal of the century".
zeuser replies on May 15, 2020:
@BirdMan1 Don't feel too badly, your cousin has a lot of company.
zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:
This was stupid the first time he tried it, and it makes even less sense now. On Fox however, they are pissing themselves with glee about the "political scandal of the century".
zeuser replies on May 15, 2020:
@BirdMan1 Don't feel too badly, your cousin has a lot of company.
The red shirts are always the pawns.
Donna_I comments on May 13, 2020:
that is awesome!
zeuser replies on May 13, 2020:
Not for the guys wearing red.
Donna_I comments on May 13, 2020:
that is awesome!
zeuser replies on May 13, 2020:
Not for the guys wearing red.
Faux news cocksuckers like Inshannity, the drunk beeyotches Pirro and Ingraham and Fucker Carlson ...
zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:
My favorite part is that when things go to shit, and there is no question that what they were saying was wrong, they turn on a dime without any explanation and say the exact opposite the next day. That's my favorite part. The easy hypocrisy.
zeuser replies on May 13, 2020:
@Mofo1953 Yeah, and I'm telling you that's my favorite part. You gotta admit, they are very good at it, it seems almost effortless.
zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:
My favorite part is that when things go to shit, and there is no question that what they were saying was wrong, they turn on a dime without any explanation and say the exact opposite the next day. That's my favorite part. The easy hypocrisy.
zeuser replies on May 13, 2020:
@Mofo1953 Yeah, and I'm telling you that's my favorite part. You gotta admit, they are very good at it, it seems almost effortless.
Repubs can't have an educated populace. That all led up to Betsy DeVos.
wonderandlisten comments on Apr 23, 2020:
There is a profound difference between education and thinking. I don't think either side left or right, democrat or republican would benefit from an increase in thinking.
zeuser replies on May 13, 2020:
@Noemi I'm in favor of harmony. But harmony requires understanding and cooperation. In other words, harmony requires work, and work is unpopular. But it is definitely something we all should aspire to.
wonderandlisten comments on Apr 23, 2020:
There is a profound difference between education and thinking. I don't think either side left or right, democrat or republican would benefit from an increase in thinking.
zeuser replies on May 13, 2020:
@Noemi I'm in favor of harmony. But harmony requires understanding and cooperation. In other words, harmony requires work, and work is unpopular. But it is definitely something we all should aspire to.
Yeah, I didn't think so either. Heh.
Merseyman1 comments on May 9, 2020:
But if it existed, would it be with St. Peter? ...the sod!
zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:
You're imagining gay sex between imaginary characters, aren't you? I think my work here is done. 🤣
Merseyman1 comments on May 9, 2020:
But if it existed, would it be with St. Peter? ...the sod!
zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:
You're imagining gay sex between imaginary characters, aren't you? I think my work here is done. 🤣
Yeah, I didn't think so either. Heh.
Novelty comments on May 9, 2020:
I like it as a bridge to Valhalla better than as a pinky pledge to not drown every fucking body.
It’s like the dread pirate Robert’s, every day he’d say Wesley get some sleep I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. This went on for five years. LOL
💋
zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:
Sometimes a rainbow is just a rainbow. 😊
Novelty comments on May 9, 2020:
I like it as a bridge to Valhalla better than as a pinky pledge to not drown every fucking body.
It’s like the dread pirate Robert’s, every day he’d say Wesley get some sleep I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. This went on for five years. LOL
💋
zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:
Sometimes a rainbow is just a rainbow. 😊
Yeah, I didn't think so either. Heh.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2020:
Thus rain is god's sperm.
zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:
Yeah, I guess in one sense.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2020:
Thus rain is god's sperm.
zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:
Yeah, I guess in one sense.
This is the good old American ingenuity I know and love!
LucyLoohoo comments on May 9, 2020:
OK, Zeuser! Once again....I spit tea on my desk!
zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:
I'm sorry, Loo, it was too good not to post. 8-)
LucyLoohoo comments on May 9, 2020:
OK, Zeuser! Once again....I spit tea on my desk!
zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:
I'm sorry, Loo, it was too good not to post. 8-)
The Justice Department has dropped Michael Flynn’s case - Vox
zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:
I'm thinking the federal judge might have something to say about this. As I recall, he verbally said Flynn was guilty of treason.
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
@LucyLoohoo I know that, but from whom. I have a guess.
zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:
I'm thinking the federal judge might have something to say about this. As I recall, he verbally said Flynn was guilty of treason.
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
@LucyLoohoo I know that, but from whom. I have a guess.
New face, same old crap!
zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:
You can gussy up the numbers all you want, a line of refrigerated trucks to hold overflow dead bodies is hard to wish away.
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
@Austin-Cambridge I go out twice a week to stock up, and I make it quick - in, get the shit, out. I'm wiping everything I bring into the house down with a bleach solution, and washing hands before and after I do that. Still good here so far. Keep safe, bro.
zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:
You can gussy up the numbers all you want, a line of refrigerated trucks to hold overflow dead bodies is hard to wish away.
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
@Austin-Cambridge I go out twice a week to stock up, and I make it quick - in, get the shit, out. I'm wiping everything I bring into the house down with a bleach solution, and washing hands before and after I do that. Still good here so far. Keep safe, bro.
New face, same old crap!
zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:
You can gussy up the numbers all you want, a line of refrigerated trucks to hold overflow dead bodies is hard to wish away.
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
@Austin-Cambridge What is scarier is the complete lack of concern for the social commonwealth and the widespread belief that things are really just fine because the "libtard eggheads don't have no sense anyways".
zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:
You can gussy up the numbers all you want, a line of refrigerated trucks to hold overflow dead bodies is hard to wish away.
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
@Austin-Cambridge What is scarier is the complete lack of concern for the social commonwealth and the widespread belief that things are really just fine because the "libtard eggheads don't have no sense anyways".
“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb ...
zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:
I've know women who specifically cultivate relationships with dimwitted men. That is their MO. I'd like to see more context. Without knowing the point she is trying to make, this is a sound bite masquerading as insight. I love Ms. Jong, so I'd be inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt, but ...
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
@Marionville Ok, this is a commentary about relative levels of shallowness between the genders. Fair point.
zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:
I've know women who specifically cultivate relationships with dimwitted men. That is their MO. I'd like to see more context. Without knowing the point she is trying to make, this is a sound bite masquerading as insight. I love Ms. Jong, so I'd be inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt, but ...
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
@Marionville Ok, this is a commentary about relative levels of shallowness between the genders. Fair point.
[agnostic.com]
zeuser comments on May 7, 2020:
Anything past 21 for Mr. Remedial Math is a hundred, a thousand or a billion. Whatever sounds about right according to his gut at the time. Gotta trust that gut, you know? Who says there are 50 governors? CNN? That's fake news! LOL
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
@HumanistJohn Yeah, that sounds like something our guy would say.
zeuser comments on May 7, 2020:
Anything past 21 for Mr. Remedial Math is a hundred, a thousand or a billion. Whatever sounds about right according to his gut at the time. Gotta trust that gut, you know? Who says there are 50 governors? CNN? That's fake news! LOL
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
@HumanistJohn Yeah, that sounds like something our guy would say.
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Athena comments on May 7, 2020:
Funny, but hmm... sadly, from what I see there are more wives who are unsuspecting of their cheating husbands than those who just imagine their husbands are.
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
A lot of people are in self-denial and choose not to believe what is right in front of their faces. There are also a lot of people who are pathologically suspicious and see evidence of guilt everywhere in innocent circumstances. Both men and women.
Athena comments on May 7, 2020:
Funny, but hmm... sadly, from what I see there are more wives who are unsuspecting of their cheating husbands than those who just imagine their husbands are.
zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:
A lot of people are in self-denial and choose not to believe what is right in front of their faces. There are also a lot of people who are pathologically suspicious and see evidence of guilt everywhere in innocent circumstances. Both men and women.
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Bierbasstard comments on May 7, 2020:
Some must be checking in from Russia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_(Russia)
zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:
Hah! Yeah, that's gotta be it!
Bierbasstard comments on May 7, 2020:
Some must be checking in from Russia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_(Russia)
zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:
Hah! Yeah, that's gotta be it!
I was at the grocery the other day and saw a lot of this...
zeuser comments on May 7, 2020:
So, is it still ok to wear your underwear like that? Um, one of my buddies wants to know.
zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:
@Beowulfsfriend I'll tell him. LOL
zeuser comments on May 7, 2020:
So, is it still ok to wear your underwear like that? Um, one of my buddies wants to know.
zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:
@Beowulfsfriend I'll tell him. LOL
Somebody posted this on my neighborhood board. I bet it was mom.
Athena comments on May 7, 2020:
I don't understand why you guys don't just sit down and tuck your wiener in the bowl for a super chill pee.
👍🙏😌
zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:
It's a lot easier to just stand and spray. But we are subject to the condition expressed in this little rhyme.
You can shake it and stretch it
And do a little dance
But the last drop always
Winds up on your pants.
Athena comments on May 7, 2020:
I don't understand why you guys don't just sit down and tuck your wiener in the bowl for a super chill pee.
👍🙏😌
zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:
It's a lot easier to just stand and spray. But we are subject to the condition expressed in this little rhyme.
You can shake it and stretch it
And do a little dance
But the last drop always
Winds up on your pants.
Trump is on the news, talking about the coronavirus task force.
Charlene comments on May 7, 2020:
Without a doubt he comes early. May he arrive early for his funeral
zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:
@Emerald Well, if he has to go, this would be the most entertaining option. Note to self: Never piss off Emerald.
Charlene comments on May 7, 2020:
Without a doubt he comes early. May he arrive early for his funeral
zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:
@Emerald Well, if he has to go, this would be the most entertaining option. Note to self: Never piss off Emerald.
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