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zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Isaac Asimov, an atheist hero of mine, said this There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means ...

zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@Stevil It's a different era. He wrote and published over 200 books, many science related, and sold them to a public who would avidly read them. He inspired me as I switched careers to train as and become a technical writer. Not sure what he think about Facebook.

Trump offers a corrupt bargain to the Supreme Court [thinkprogress.

EMC2 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

More and more each and every day for two years now. It has tried patient people and frustrated others but one thing is fact. We, the nation, the democrats, are now actively doing the investigation to the point of game on. We are now there and it will get even worse as orange cakes loses his ...

zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2019:

Dog, I hope so.

George Conway, arch-troll and husband to his White House counsel Kellyanne, has wasted no time in ...

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I love that guy. He should lose the lying wife, I bet he'd be happier.

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Science-guy yeah, but have you seen that underbite? Ouch.

Do you have trouble finding clothes you like?

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I've never had any problems buying off the rack at Kohl's. But my style quotient is pretty low.

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Marcie1974 Lots of people giggle at my style. 🤣

George Conway, arch-troll and husband to his White House counsel Kellyanne, has wasted no time in ...

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I love that guy. He should lose the lying wife, I bet he'd be happier.

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Robecology That's what the pre-nup says, I'd wager.

How much effort would it really take?

JackPedigo comments on Jun 10, 2019:

What seems missing in all the comments by and about religion especially Christians is the idea of Deism: *"Deism (/ˈdiːɪzəm/ DEE-iz-əm [1][2] or /ˈdeɪ.ɪzəm/ DAY-iz-əm; derived from Latin "deus" meaning "god") is the philosophical belief which posits that although God exists as the ...

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2019:

Don't tell me, tell the guy in the cartoon.

Interplanetary conversation..

EMC2 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

This hurts but actually Trump is correct. He just does not know it. The major nations along with us, have realized that a moon station is necessary for Mars exploration. The ability to lift off without using all the fuel required on earth. I am sure somewhere orange cakes heard this in his rare...

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

I understand your point, but I don't want to get into the mode of always saying "yeah, but this is what he really meant", and take him at his word. You start down that path, and you can be an apologist for just about any bullshit he says, and I'm not calling you an apologist. Besides, this is Trump Pinata, and as many here know, I am not above the cheap shot where the talking yam is concerned. 😁

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What in all that’s (not) holy, is Hamburger Helper?

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville I'm with you there, and I've got a lot of company. Come visit in the Trump Pinata group. It's very therapeutic for me at least.

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What in all that’s (not) holy, is Hamburger Helper?

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville Yeah, good luck with that whole situation. The chlorination is bad, but the antibiotics they give the birds, rendering them ineffective in the consumers when they need them to work, is arguably worse. And do NOT let anybody get their hands on your NHS.

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What in all that’s (not) holy, is Hamburger Helper?

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville You may get lucky. This has been a viable product here for 50 years. If it hasn't spread to the UK yet, I doubt it ever will.

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What in all that’s (not) holy, is Hamburger Helper?

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger_Helper

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I had it once as a kid... Just once...

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

At least you lived to tell the tale.

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What in all that’s (not) holy, is Hamburger Helper?

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville That sounds delicious! I'm just gonna have leftover spaghetti. 😕

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What in all that’s (not) holy, is Hamburger Helper?

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Heidi68 Awwww, I try.

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What in all that’s (not) holy, is Hamburger Helper?

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville I had to look up gammon joint. In North Carolina, we call those ham hocks. You put 'em in with a mess of collards and boil those suckers. Collards, I guess, are sort of a ham hock helper. Heh.

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What in all that’s (not) holy, is Hamburger Helper?

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Hmmm, well here in US, you can never go broke marketing to the laziness of the American consumer. Hamburger Helper is a boxed product usually with some kind of noodle and seasonings that you mix with hamburger and other stuff, like a can of tomatoes or an onion, then you cook the whole mess in a skillet. Now let's just say that the missing fifth finger (from the logo that they use to represent their product) was dried and ground up in the mix. That's the gag. And, if this is your first exposure to Hamburger Helper, you have my permission to gag. 8-)

Another self castrated gutless republican who can't even be loyal to his "best friend" due to a ...

Freedompath comments on Jun 8, 2019:

That is sick! Period! Graham has had way too much fun on the Country’s dime...surely SC has other suitable citizens to serve them, Graham has gone ‘south,’ he will sell out South Carolinas to the ‘con-man!’

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2019:

In South Carolina, this is what passes for good electoral strategy.

Another self castrated gutless republican who can't even be loyal to his "best friend" due to a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Prissy, hypocritical, ball-licking putz with a taste for orange-colored shit wrapped up with the morals of a traitor and the charm of a toothless hooting lynch mob. Dickhead.

zeuser replies on Jun 8, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo That's a good word for it. I got worked up a little though and I wanted to use a bunch of adjectives. 8-)

Meanwhile, inside of that numb skull...

thinktwice comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Such a vast cavern between what happened and what he thinks happened...his family should be concerned, ya think?

zeuser replies on Jun 7, 2019:

I doubt they give a shit as long as the money rolls in.

Fishing saved me 🤣😂😅

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

That explains the fishnet stockings.

zeuser replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Bobbyzen You're just miffed cuz I said it first. 8-)

I almost posted this to the Trump Pinata group. But we're still looking for the floor there.

thinktwice comments on Jun 6, 2019:

I call him tRUMP for a reason....shithole ass that is definitely rock bottom if not below

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@thinktwice Double dose of Ex-Lax and a roll of paper towels. 8-)

I almost posted this to the Trump Pinata group. But we're still looking for the floor there.

JackPedigo comments on Jun 6, 2019:

At least you didn't hit it.

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2019:

I should have. Looks like it rocks. Heh.

I almost posted this to the Trump Pinata group. But we're still looking for the floor there.

thinktwice comments on Jun 6, 2019:

I call him tRUMP for a reason....shithole ass that is definitely rock bottom if not below

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Try not to hold back, it's not good for you. LOL

A couple of times, in the movie, "Religulous," Atheist, Bill Maher, is asked, "What if you're ...

KKGator comments on Jun 5, 2019:

"If your god is real, and that's a mighty big IF, I'd spit in it's eye and give it an earful about what a complete fucking passive/aggressive, absentee-father, misogynistic douchebag, with anger issues, it is. Then, I'd probably take a really big swing at it's face." Might throw in a few extra ...

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2019:

I've noticed you don't hold back. It's commendable, imo. 😏

Hmm, it doesn't look like there's a lot of traffic here.

Heidi68 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Hi! I was born out on the coast & currently live in Wilkesboro.

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@Heidi68 Well, it was right on 421 just west of the old track. I just looked at google maps, and it's evidently not there anymore. Oh well, nothing lasts forever.

Hmm, it doesn't look like there's a lot of traffic here.

Pamscwf1 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Hi, I've been in NC, Franklin County, for 6 years. I was born and raised in Mass. I raised my family in New Hampshire. I live in a pretty rural area, it reminds me of where I lived in NH. I work in Wake county so I have the best of easy access to downtown Raleigh and the beautiful rural area ...

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2019:

I get out to Zebulon every so often for a Mudcats game, which is still Wake county, but not that far. It is pretty bucolic out that way, a different crowd than the Durham Bulls attract, but nice people. They know their baseball, and love the cats. 8-)

Hmm, it doesn't look like there's a lot of traffic here.

CarolinaGirl60 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I’m a Gastonia native. I’ve lived all over Gaston, Lincoln, Cleveland, Catawba, and Iredell counties; then spent 10 years in Youngsville; back west to the Asheville area(town called Leicester) for 3 years, down to Shelby for one. Now I’m back in Gastonia. Anyone coming through, message me.

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2019:

Never been to Gastonia. I used to make the trip to Concord with a friend who liked to go antiquing. There was a bar in the downtown called Little Robert's or something with great hotdogs and cold beer.

Hmm, it doesn't look like there's a lot of traffic here.

Heidi68 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Hi! I was born out on the coast & currently live in Wilkesboro.

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@Heidi68 You still got the McAlister's deli? I ate there on more than a few occasions.

Hmm, it doesn't look like there's a lot of traffic here.

Heidi68 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Hi! I was born out on the coast & currently live in Wilkesboro.

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2019:

I used to pass through Wilkesboro when my daughter was at App, going and coming. I recall a big old racetrack that had been decommissioned.

He keeps the coloring books on Air Force One.

thinktwice comments on Jun 5, 2019:

This is actually sad, really...I hope the Queen gave him the big print, off the shelf one and not a finely bound collectors one...it would be a waste on him...

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2019:

I think I read it's a first edition, not sure if Churchill signed it. He can put it next to Mein Kampf on his nightstand. *sigh*

Who wore it better?

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Drumpf just looks stuffed into that outfit.

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2019:

Looks like they stuffed something up his backside, too.

'roid rage gonna happen here in 3, 2, 1.....

LeighShelton comments on Jun 4, 2019:

you cant say lady anymore.

zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@LeighShelton Now you are just "piling" on.

'roid rage gonna happen here in 3, 2, 1.....

RobertMartin comments on Jun 4, 2019:

The gentleman with AIDS, please come in. The gentleman with erectile dysfunction, please come in. The lady with the genital warts, please come in.

zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@thinktwice I tell them to call "hippie, libtard polak". LOL

'roid rage gonna happen here in 3, 2, 1.....

LisaL81 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Anybody notice that picture is of a vets office?

zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2019:

well, it's all dolls too, so....

So now Trump has to be the tallest in the royal lineup + Melania.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2019:

So out of his element and in waaaaaay over his head. Everybody else knows it and is appropriately appalled. But Melania knows where the money is coming from, am I right?

zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue He'll stiff her, and not the way she wants either.

'roid rage gonna happen here in 3, 2, 1.....

LeighShelton comments on Jun 4, 2019:

you cant say lady anymore.

zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2019:

Substitute the word "bitch" in your head, let me know what you think you'd be more likely to get away with.

The guy was always classy. [cheatsheet.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Nobody is classier than he is, he has the most class. Everybody is saying it. Jesus what an ass cabbage.

zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2019:

@DharmaBum50 Be my guest. I steal shit like that all the time. 8-)

OMG a second coming …AND he wants a JOB!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

It's an issue. My imaginary girl friend showed up the other day and broke up with me.

zeuser replies on Jun 2, 2019:

@ToolGuy Appreciate it. I was getting tired of her bullshit anyway. I'm thinking up an imaginary replacement with whom to have an imaginary fling on the imaginary rebound. Wish me luck!

Just curious, did anybody think this group would be this big, back when it was created?

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I'm surprised more people don't go public with their disaffection in real life. I am delighted this space exists for this of us seeking just such a forum.

zeuser replies on Jun 2, 2019:

@altschmerz We tend to keep it more muted here in NC, although Raleigh and Durham have some pretty open displays.

If you want a great ball player...

VIKingsCFH comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Sounds Russian... Almost

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2019:

Maybe from one of the Ball-tic countries. Heh.

Anybody? Hello?

altschmerz comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I’m sorry, that’s too subtle for me. Can you be a little clearer?

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2019:

Ergo, we think the president committed crimes.

If you want a great ball player...

Cast1es comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Don't they have some kind of anti itch powder for that ?

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2019:

Sometimes only a quick scratch will do.

If you want a great ball player...

lerlo comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I think it's a requirement in baseball isn't it? Actually I think it's the cup. I refused to wear one when I played :)

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2019:

As far as I can tell, yes it is.

Did you know...

SiouxcitySue comments on May 31, 2019:

I truly enjoy how often, on this site, we enjoy a little pussy with our words of wisdom. Don't let Idiotrump know about it, he'd probably run in and grab it.

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue You have to take chances for humor. I can respect that. 8-)

Did you know...

SiouxcitySue comments on May 31, 2019:

I truly enjoy how often, on this site, we enjoy a little pussy with our words of wisdom. Don't let Idiotrump know about it, he'd probably run in and grab it.

zeuser replies on May 31, 2019:

Nobody can ignore a kitten. Now you are also reading the content. They may not be words of wisdom, but you're reading them too. 😊

Did you know...

LB67 comments on May 31, 2019:

I don’t care what you say...that kitten is adorable.

zeuser replies on May 31, 2019:

The kitten is the hook. Then there's a message. And then the gag. I love this meme. And yeah, that's a cute lil peanut too. 😊

Time to pray for Trump.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2019:

I'm good with this. First, it keeps a bunch of morons busy for a little bit; second, it is completely useless and won't help the fat one at all; third, it conveys a false sense of security. LOL

zeuser replies on May 31, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo No need to wait, we can just keep it up now.

2 gay men in a bar,1 goes to the counter, 2 gins please, barman says which would you like we have 3 ...

zeuser comments on May 30, 2019:

Cute joke, but why are they gay? That has nothing to do with the gag. Just curious.

zeuser replies on May 30, 2019:

@Austin-Cambridge OK, I guess that works. 🤣

Trump says U.S. aircraft carrier design Is ‘wrong" [nationalpost.com]

Jk1960 comments on May 28, 2019:

Why is trump so rich but so stupid.

zeuser replies on May 29, 2019:

Genetics.

The rest of us ought to take time today to remember our fallen and honor their sacrifice.

Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:

I had an EASY go in the air force- let's not put a crown on my head. My job was to take the detonators out of torpedoes so that armament systems could calibrate the sonar. If one had detonated, they would have been picking the 'used meat' off the inside of the remains of the containment compound. In...

zeuser replies on May 28, 2019:

Not everybody served. I certainly didn't. The draft was using a lottery based on your birthday, and when I turned 18 in 1971, my number was 327. They drafted up to 50. However, I didn't get some bullshit deferment based on fake bone spurs either. I'm glad you didn't get blown up, Di, FWIW.

Never expected this to happen, did you? Waaahahaha [rawstory.com]

Redheadedgammy comments on May 27, 2019:

He's fucking himself and is to stupid to realize it. LOL

zeuser replies on May 27, 2019:

Simplistic middle school logic passed as a serious legal argument is pissing off the judges, who honestly have much more important things to do with their time.

Never expected this to happen, did you? Waaahahaha [rawstory.com]

wordywalt comments on May 26, 2019:

Because the idiot Trump has no sense of propriety he does almost everything to the extreme, making himself look ridiculous in any formal institutional setting.

zeuser replies on May 26, 2019:

Well, to be fair, that's his brand.

Never expected this to happen, did you? Waaahahaha [rawstory.com]

Science-guy comments on May 26, 2019:

The more trump protests, the more guilty he appears.

zeuser replies on May 26, 2019:

And he is completely unaware of that fact.

Never expected this to happen, did you? Waaahahaha [rawstory.com]

Freedompath comments on May 26, 2019:

Keeep the ball rolling...justice can be had if they keep on the legal path!

zeuser replies on May 26, 2019:

It'll happen, gotta have some faith. 😊

Jasus missus let him look, he’s not her type, these fast fry women are not interested in old ...

Athena comments on May 22, 2019:

After years of plain potato, you can't blame a guy for wanting a French fry.

zeuser replies on May 26, 2019:

Yeah, he's just trying to ketchup. 8-)

tRump would be a winner… If there were ever a competition for being called the most disparaging,...

St-Sinner comments on May 24, 2019:

I fully agree that Trump is repulsive in his outrageous behavior as President of our country. However, remember his trash talk in Access Hollywood tape, his indiscretions, tax cheating etc. and more were known to voters. He was still elected because Trump voters including Obama democrats and ...

zeuser replies on May 24, 2019:

James Buchanan, Warren G. Harding, and Andrew Jackson could give him a run for his money in the morality area. And Clinton did register for the draft and Bush did serve in the AF reserves, so they have one up on him there. However, the substance of what you say has the ring of truth. In my view, he also served as a vessel for bigotry and deliberate cruelty against those less fortunate or simply different. A lot of the other stuff you mention was driven by international economics and newly multi-national corporations with the ability to operate in several different parts of the world to minimize their costs and maximize their markets, and I doubt any president (let alone this ass cabbage) could have successfully addressed them. And yes, the ultimate method of removal is via the ballot box with a solid candidate and a willingness to attack sacred cows to achieve an agenda that lifts all.

Pelosi tells colleagues Trump is ‘villainous’ — and that he wants to be impeached ...

TheDoubter comments on May 23, 2019:

dems are divided

zeuser replies on May 23, 2019:

@TheDoubter I agree with the folks who want impeachment hearings in order to get the nasty facts out into the open on live TV, even if they never pull the trigger.

Pelosi tells colleagues Trump is ‘villainous’ — and that he wants to be impeached ...

TheDoubter comments on May 23, 2019:

dems are divided

zeuser replies on May 23, 2019:

@chalupacabre They are just now starting to talk about delaying impeachment because it looks like the talking yam actually wants to be impeached, and then cleared by the senate, so he can be both a victim and a hero. It's not a cut and dried path no matter how it plays out. In the meantime, Speaker Pelosi is playing him like a fucking fiddle. She looks like she knows exactly what she is doing, and you'll notice her rhetoric is gradually ratcheting up day by day.

Pelosi tells colleagues Trump is ‘villainous’ — and that he wants to be impeached ...

TheDoubter comments on May 23, 2019:

dems are divided

zeuser replies on May 23, 2019:

That happens when one guy isn't doing all the thinking, if that's what you want to call it.

It IS getting late.

Kynlei comments on May 23, 2019:

Why does white Jesus always look like a woman with a beard?

zeuser replies on May 23, 2019:

I think this version of him was modeled on a Medici prince who was a noted fop.

Judge rules that banks can release Trump records. [cnbc.com]

Our_existence comments on May 22, 2019:

We WILL get to the truth of the tRump organized crime family!

zeuser replies on May 22, 2019:

We already know the truth. Now we want the proof.

Jasus missus let him look, he’s not her type, these fast fry women are not interested in old ...

TheDoubter comments on May 22, 2019:

she'd be tastier than the baked potato that he's with

zeuser replies on May 22, 2019:

@dartagnan6666 I dunno, looks like she's pretty fried to me.

In Russia, face slapping contests! (73 seconds) [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

I think the guy with the beard is cheating. You ought to be clean shaven in a face slapping contest, the beard cushions the impact. OTOH, I guess growing a beard is really the only defensive strategy you can execute here. Dodging or blocking the slap seems to be against the rules, such as they are. ...

zeuser replies on May 22, 2019:

@Beowulfsfriend No, I was joking about the politician part. But now that you mention it, that's probably a good idea too.

If Christian dogma is to be taken seriously, then we are made to believe that God is a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

For shooting to level 20 with a bullet, defend gun control for hot chicks who need an abortion because who'd lay pipe on anything over 30? Once in a while start a post that all lesbianism needs to be cured is a federal requirement for them to do the donkey act twice nightly. Watch animal rights ...

zeuser replies on May 22, 2019:

Ah, the voice of experience! You're giving all the trade secrets away, WW, be careful. LOL

Jasus missus let him look, he’s not her type, these fast fry women are not interested in old ...

TheDoubter comments on May 22, 2019:

she'd be tastier than the baked potato that he's with

zeuser replies on May 22, 2019:

I dunno, the baked potato has a peel, at least.

The joke below reminds me of the farting dog story by James Heriot.

Killtheskyfairy comments on May 22, 2019:

I sat next to this woman on an airplane once!😱

zeuser replies on May 22, 2019:

I think most of us probably have. LOL

Well, well. Look who's hearing the appeal. [huffpost.com]

genessa comments on May 21, 2019:

haha now let's not get carried away thinking a fine judge like garland is going to do anything vengeful. he will hear the arguments and judge them on their merricks, er, merits. but since trump's arguments have none, i think we can predict the outcome without suspecting any bias. g

zeuser replies on May 21, 2019:

My thoughts exactly.

Well, well. Look who's hearing the appeal. [huffpost.com]

St-Sinner comments on May 21, 2019:

My fear is Merrick Garland will play to be fairest of all academic nerd professional role here - just to prove he is not partisan.

zeuser replies on May 21, 2019:

@St-Sinner I'd be surprised if the SCOTUS agreed to hear the appeal. And I doubt Chief Justice Roberts would would support the administration if they did.

Well, well. Look who's hearing the appeal. [huffpost.com]

St-Sinner comments on May 21, 2019:

My fear is Merrick Garland will play to be fairest of all academic nerd professional role here - just to prove he is not partisan.

zeuser replies on May 21, 2019:

Actually, this is where an unbiased judge is critical, because the case is ridiculous on its face. It will never go anywhere on its merits.

Lewis Black [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 16, 2019:

If the eagle wanted to die, it should have come down to a wind farm. Appears that the eagle bodies are piling up so high that soon it will be endangered again. All we can do is hope the wind dies down, the electricity goes off, and things get quieter, saving people from cancer.

zeuser replies on May 16, 2019:

You got it!

The Latest: Trump and de Blasio already trading insults [apnews.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

If this is the best he has, toss it in now. You wanna go down? Ya gotta go straight to the bottom with the talking yam. BDB, you gotta show me more, paisan! 8-)

zeuser replies on May 16, 2019:

@chalupacabre Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Talk NooYawk to this MF.

King of Tax Dodgers

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

This is a good list, but it stops waaay too soon. Moron, criminal, sadist, dickwad, asshole, and a stable genius. That's our guy. I left out traitor. Sorry.

zeuser replies on May 14, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 NP. 😊

I haven't been on AG very much.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Brings back memories, I went to grad school in Philly, lived in center city. Here's an idea for a tour - show people all the places you can park on the street without getting a ticket. Granted, it would be a short tour, but use the idea if you think it might work! Good luck on your new gig. 😁

zeuser replies on May 14, 2019:

@Lillyfield41 Call the Ripley people! Eventually, I just didn't keep a car in the city, and that solved that. I think I might still have about 120 bucks of unpaid parking tickets. I think the statute of limitations is somewhat less than the 43 years since I left town.

Pants love them or hate them

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

I oughta cuff you around for these, but you've got a leg up on me, so it would be a waist of time.

zeuser replies on May 14, 2019:

@dartagnan6666 Zip it!

Bill Nye the meltdown guy. They finally broke him. [vimeo.com]

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

To communicate with ignorant, vulgar morons you need to speak in the language of ignorant, vulgar morons.

zeuser replies on May 13, 2019:

@Fred_Snerd We all can pick the people we communicate with, or don't., and how we actually accomplish it.

Explain this away, Pat Robertson.

NHjulie comments on May 12, 2019:

Sounds like the same logic of many "believers".

zeuser replies on May 12, 2019:

It's exactly the same.

Salvation is possible for atheists and agnostics.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2019:

No taco trucks in prison. Great point. Don't need a god to be good and make right decisions.

zeuser replies on May 11, 2019:

Yeah, you're right!

Salvation is possible for atheists and agnostics.

Merseyman1 comments on May 11, 2019:

Only if you like tacos. How about burritos or pizza?

zeuser replies on May 11, 2019:

I can't guarantee that will work, I'm sure about tacos. But if you want to gamble, hey it's up to you. 8-)

The funniest awards speech - ever - Spike Milligan [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

That's hilarious!

zeuser replies on May 10, 2019:

@ShadowAmicus He was loose enough that I believe it. Funny man.

Georgia Makes Abortion A Crime Punishable By Life In Prison Or Death Penalty | Michael Stone

Trekwise comments on May 10, 2019:

That law cannot stand while Roe v. Wade does.

zeuser replies on May 10, 2019:

I think the whole point is to go to court and let the SCOTUS' brand new wingnut majority overturn it.

Somebody has to say the idea before it catches on, right? [rawstory.com]

chazwin comments on May 9, 2019:

Any Presidential candidate would be committing political suicide to state s/he was atheistic. In the UK avoiding any mention of god is the default position. Churchil was an atheist and an Anglican. This might seem paradoxical but pretty much the norm for a PM.

zeuser replies on May 9, 2019:

It's gone so ridiculously far in the other direction here that to correct the course might eventually mean more and more openly atheist candidates and officials cashing in on the backlash.

Somebody has to say the idea before it catches on, right? [rawstory.com]

Nevermind345 comments on May 8, 2019:

Don't hook me on to a web page that has a contribution clause or a join me clause attached.

zeuser replies on May 9, 2019:

You don't have to join or send them money. It's a good site.

I've stop trying; it never works.

Robecology comments on May 8, 2019:

Tell that to a teacher. A successful one. We have our biggest discussions with "believers"...from Evolution to cheating on a test....and, although this is basically true; we don't give up. That's what makes a teacher stick to the profession.

zeuser replies on May 8, 2019:

Highly commendable. I'm glad you have the temperment.

I've stop trying; it never works.

Cutiebeauty comments on May 8, 2019:

Yes but we still try...

zeuser replies on May 8, 2019:

You're more persistent than I am. I gave up.

Perhaps atheists need religion to exist to justify their position.

zeuser comments on May 5, 2019:

Without any religion, everybody would be an atheist by default, no? Did I miss something, or is there more context to this than I can detect?

zeuser replies on May 5, 2019:

@Geoffrey51 Well I guess that if everyone agrees there wasn't a god, there wouldn't be a term for it. Or a need. So I see what you mean.

Stealing this for cinco de Mayo.

Bigwavedave comments on May 5, 2019:

Lol thanks. I see we are both in Cary.

zeuser replies on May 5, 2019:

I'm in Royal Oaks. Been in Cary for 32 years.

I am with my family for the weekend, for my younger brother's graduation.

zeuser comments on May 5, 2019:

Well that was a dick move. Blow it off for your brother's sake, and text them to text you back when they get there. If they don't do it, go to a bar. 8-)

zeuser replies on May 5, 2019:

@GregM Attaboy!

I'm a middle school Science teacher.

greyeyed123 comments on May 5, 2019:

Would you feel the same if they all said they did not believe in Zeus?

zeuser replies on May 5, 2019:

Hey now, I'm as real as it gets. 8-)

A little history Bill Barr ought to keep in mind.

MrLink comments on May 2, 2019:

How long did John Mitchell spend in prison?

zeuser replies on May 3, 2019:

19 months

A little history Bill Barr ought to keep in mind.

Freedompath comments on May 2, 2019:

Great reminder! Let the law rule! I can live with that!

zeuser replies on May 2, 2019:

I dunno if I can live without it.

Barr splutters, deflects in viral questioning by Kamala Harris [sfgate.

zeuser comments on May 1, 2019:

Sweet!! I reeeeally like Senator Harris. I'd love to see the talking yam onstage with her in a debate, wouldn't you? Cmon, you know you would. 😉

zeuser replies on May 2, 2019:

@Healthydoc70 So far,I'm with her. If uncle Joe gets it, I'll be with him.

A little history Bill Barr ought to keep in mind.

jerry99 comments on May 2, 2019:

Amazing that anyone is still willing to work for this criminal enterprise! No surprise that all the semi-intelligent ones have resigned.

zeuser replies on May 2, 2019:

@EMC2 You're onto something here. I think it's pretty clear all these guys are compromised, which is a nice way of saying bought and paid for. We are watching a coup in slow motion on the republic. I keep hoping I can come to another conclusion. But here we are.

A little history Bill Barr ought to keep in mind.

Redheadedgammy comments on May 2, 2019:

Let's hope Barr suffers the same fate!

zeuser replies on May 2, 2019:

Eventually, they all will.

Barr splutters, deflects in viral questioning by Kamala Harris [sfgate.

zeuser comments on May 1, 2019:

Sweet!! I reeeeally like Senator Harris. I'd love to see the talking yam onstage with her in a debate, wouldn't you? Cmon, you know you would. 😉

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

@chalupacabre He'd lose before he ever took the stage.

Two sides of the excretory process.

LucyLoohoo comments on May 1, 2019:

Words can't express how much I dislike seeing photos of THAT MOUTH! UGH!

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

Well, from now on, keep this meme in mind whenever you take a dump. 😉

This presidency is going to be made into a movie in a few years.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

Sounds more like a TV series than a movie.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

His TV series is what got us into this train wreck to begin with.

This presidency is going to be made into a movie in a few years.

St-Sinner comments on May 1, 2019:

There are many movies and TV Series made of the politics, romance, affairs, corruption, murders in the White House, CIA and Congress. We need something more drastic to make it an attractive movie material. A TV Documentary? Very possible, but a movie, I think not. I do not think there would be a ...

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

If they can make a movie about Dick Cheyney (a pretty good one too, BTW), they can make a dandy one about this shit show of an administration.

This presidency is going to be made into a movie in a few years.

bobwjr comments on May 1, 2019:

Yeah but who would play Orange buffoon

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

I wonder if the orangutan from "Every Which Way but Loose" has a son who's still in show business.

Jeepers .

zeuser comments on May 1, 2019:

You mean like your post?

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

@Aryn Ah, I see the difference.

I intend to live forever, or die trying....Groucho Marx.

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2019:

"These are my principles. And if you don't like them, well, I have others." The one, the only....

zeuser replies on May 1, 2019:

@Marionville There are a million good lines from Groucho, and none of them are a bad choice to post.