I'm all for social distancing - maybe for a wrong reason...😂

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

As Harry Dresden once said: "If you have a problem, you have a problem. If you have two problems, sometimes one of them is a solution in disguise." LOL

Wish in one hand...

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

I feel like a nail, and this guy just hit me on the head. He (I guess it's a he) ain't wrong.

Go on, laugh. Water you waiting for?

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

Looks like this one's blowing up in your face.

Quote: We won two world wars, two beautiful world wars! If these are not the words of a madman What ...

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

Somwhere on the scale between licking the window and sticking his johnson into a light socket stupid, that's our guy.

Difference of opinion

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2020:

Aww, that's sweet. Who's a good doggie?

Mask or no mask?...

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Take over the state capitol. Yeah, go on. Jeezus.

Oregon Sues!: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Good, this goes to Barr. *He'll* make sure that this nonsense stops and....oh, wait.

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend...

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2020:

I miss him.

rump's favorite restaurant .... [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Perfect, since this administration is plagued with, um, leaks.

I propose this conspiracy.

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

I'd call it a working theory, not a conspiracy theory at all. I think Putin's involvement is a given, not even open to question, ever since our moron president wiped his borscht-smelling semen off of his chin in Helsinki. Putin is similar to our talking yam in that everything he does is for himself. If it profits Putin, it happens. Certainly I can't explain putting incompetent loyalists in key positions throughout the Federal bureaucracy any other way. Will he pull the trigger? You could learn a little Russian and ask him. Watch out for radioactive poison in your coffee though. Or DHS goons in unmarked cars.

An idea for your consideration.

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

If it can somehow benefit Putin, it will happen. If not, I doubt Pence has anything close to the balls necessary to pull something like that off on his own. IMO, or course.

How could he win?

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Ignorant, no self-discipline, no shame, shitty diet. Yeah it all checks.

Trump: No national mask mandate. Is there just one voice in the WH?

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Oooo. I wanna be Merlin!

Who's with me on this???

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Now that you mention it...

Does anyone here believe in 'Bigfoot"?

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:

I like Jim Butcher's series of novellas featuring Sasquatch. As believable as any of the other stories you hear. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25807691-working-for-bigfoot

Such a Consistent Pig! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Imagine having the misfortune of being morally normal and being born into that snake nest of a family. I feel for her, I do.

YouTube

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Great ad!

Ms. Maxwell, Hiding in a Corner, with No Plum Pie! [washingtonpost.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2020:

She is, by all accounts, a disgusting human being. I hope she goes up the river.

Well, whaddaya know, somehow I got to Level 8 yesterday! So hats off to all in this group who ...

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Congratulations, DB. I made 8 about a year ago, and now am about half way to 9. Persistence counts! 😊

How dumb can they be?

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2020:

How dumb? Oh, just wait.

Even agnostics have a belief system.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:

Belief implies agreement without evidence. Science and facts, it seems obvious to note, are exactly the opposite. Belief ignores evidence. Science does not. It's a question of which approach you use to view reality. Belief without evidence? Or evidence regardless of belief? Can you spot the difference? 😊

LOLOLOL!!!! Another Lincoln Project.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:

Har har! Good description of his lame ass from one who knows from the inside.

Oklahoma's republican governor leads by example, May god have mercy on his soul, because I won't.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:

Dumbass. Die gasping for air, you sorry son of a bitch.

Carol, a blonde city girl, married a Cornish dairy farmer.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:

Hurry up, the cow is waiting! LOL

WHOOPIE, I hope.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:

I think Nixon bottomed out at 32%.

Parson: Trump 'focused' on situation with St. Louis couple - AOL News

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:

When all you do all day everyday, when you aren't golfing at one of your own properties at public expense, is watch tv, eat shitty fast food and tweet, it's a welcome change of pace to stick your short fat dick into cases where you have no business interfering, especially if you can be a bigoted racist motherfucker in the process. I didn't mention a name. Can anyone guess to whom I refer? Anybody? JFC

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is what kills you - apparently.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:

This guy talks like Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid. Cute article.

U.S.S. Trumpshit, and its Band of Rats: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:

It's a trap!

She totally had me fooled!

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:

That explains what happened to me the other night. If only I knew this beforehand. TBH, though, it wasn't that bad. And the scratches are healing up pretty well.

We don't wear masks in America.. Short video... [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:

What a cutie pie! A true merkan, bare faced, overweight, rude, and ignorant as hell.

Not holding my breath but if this comes to fruition, it will be a very good day.

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:

The talking yam has done what I didn't think anyone could do, least of all a republican president. He's made me a states' rights advocate. Fry those bastards, Governor C!

Trump's bizarre COVID-19 claim: 'Biden and Obama stopped their testing'

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Lordy what a fucking imbecile.

Talk amongst yourself.

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Some of the best meetings I ever had were with just myself. No disagreements, no arguments, plenty of unbridled support. I recommend them.

"Survival of the Morally Sickest" [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Bullies detest anyone who dares to stand up to them.

[facebook.com] The most racist thing I've ever seen from the alt right...

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Holy shit! I didn't vet this, is this for fucking real?

Donald Trump Jr’s new anti-Biden book misplaces apostrophe in title | Books | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Self-publishing = no editor And wow, it shows up on the title page. So yeah, the rest of it must be just dandy, yeah? LOLOLOL

He thinks he's good at debates...

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Bark-like sounds emitted with the aroma of stale whoppers and rancid fried chicken oil. That's always been the debate strategy, if that's what you want to call it.

I wish he would come to America. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:

I hope he makes a pound or two doing this.

Someone who i thought was a 'friend' sent me this on facebook .

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Holy shit! That is just pure propaganda! Crude, but I bet they wanted it to be crude for their audience profile. Phil, is this guy still your 'friend'?

a few for today

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:

That's true about old Mitt. He's still an asswipe - the party just moved out from under him from asswipery to mass murder.

I swear Trump would eat his own young if he could get some Big Mac Sauce on the side.

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2020:

I saw this article. I was wondering which reaction emoji to use on this post. This is very sad, in one sense, that this guy can't tell the difference between who is with him and who isn't from minute to minute. I went with the angry reaction emoji, because while it's sad, this dimwit is the fucking president. *sigh* Eventually, he will think that *everybody* is out to get him. That's how progressive paranoia works. Fuck us all.

Poetic Justice, depending upon the will of the people ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2020:

I'd be down for that!

Every watch the Munsters? Remember Mariliyn, the one normal niece? That's Mary Trump.

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2020:

The Munsters were eccentric, but they weren't dysfunctional. Hell, Herman was delightfully liberal, almost a socialist. The family dynamic was 60's sitcom stuff. But I take your point.

Lower cognitive ability linked to non-compliance with social distancing guidelines during the ...

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2020:

So, morons gonna moron?

Too bad gods don't exist, so we can't blame them.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

This is what happens when you overcook pasta. Unrelated joke: My girlfriend bet me $100 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta. I'll be here all week. Tip your servers. Try the veal.

Always be more than you appear, and never appear to be more than you are... - Angela Merkel

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

You want people to underestimate you. That can be a LOT of fun. 🤣

Damn! They have us pegged!

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

That looks more like a recruiting poster to me.

Will we ever know why Trump betrayed his responsibility to deal with Covid?

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

Number 4, just that simple.

This came in the mail today.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

His dumbass bigoted base will slurp this up.

Never ask a creationist about science. Lol at "lady chemicals".

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

And we thought we'd had this thing licked.

Karma is a bitch! [heavy.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2020:

At least he doesn't have to go to work anymore, poor guy.

Elect a Sociopath, Find Where the Rest of Them Live: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

That toad-like criminal is going to go up the river in the big river boat.

Second group of the day

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Good job, buddy!

I guess god isn't really on his side after all. [wmur.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Better warn Alabama. LOL

Just a few for today.

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Outstanding collection, G-man!

Satanists: We’ll Sue if Mississippi Puts “In God We Trust” on Its New Flag | Hemant Mehta | ...

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Somebody's got to keep these shitheels honest.

There's a Price for Hooking up with the Orange Peel: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

You lay down with a sexual predator, you get up with a case of the clap. It's an itch the repubs just won't quite be able to scratch. From now on. Forever.

Bill Barr says it is unfortunate that the SCOTUS did not listen to "our" recommendations in their ...

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Not really surprising. Criminals rarely appreciate justice.

A profound finding

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Plain old x is underdetermined, even after all those centuries.

A brand new word!

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Now wait just one goldarn minute here, what's wrong with drinking gin for breakfast?

Another crushing blow to Trump.

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

The key item here is that even the two dissenting votes on the third party subpoena case agreed that the "absolute immunity" argument was a crock of shit.

I didn't know about the Russian bounties!

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

No, no, see if he figures it out on his own.

So embarrassing and unfortunate...

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Hey, klansmen can be gay too, ya know. I think it looks fabulous. *I'm kidding*

The mystery deepens!

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

At least we aren't socialists, right? Right!? *rolling my eyes*

Might work

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Ooo, being the temperature taker would be a shitty job.

It's only fair... or is it?

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

I win that contest every time. LOL

And, he would be married to a stripper

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

I doubt he'd have made it that far. He strikes me as Darwin prize material, dead from his own stupidity before he had a chance to reproduce. We all would have been better off if that was the case. Instead, look at the mess we're in.

Brave Americans

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

I always suspected there were a lot of entitled idiots running around, but it takes a global health crisis to really get them going. It's sad. It's embarrassing.

Creepy trump video

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Yuck. I need to go wash.

Racism has been with us a long time, we now have cameras in nearly everyone's hands to record it so ...

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

How do people get so wrapped up in their upside down world's that this seems like a great idea?

The Pastafarians are the fastest growing religion

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

I love these guys. Especially with alfredo sauce.

Yeah big question

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

My guess is that he strongly denied it, a really powerful denial. Or some shit like that.

Trump getting banned on Facebook?

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Too little way too late, but I'll take it if it's true. There's usually a catch somewhere, not sure exact;y where just yet, so pay attention.

Trump touts a rapidly disproved drug to cure covid-19 [aol.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Somebody must have told him "Maybe you should talk about the pandemic, and forget about the statues for a while", and this is what he came up with. Nothing is too inane to use a conspiracy theory to explain.

Hey Melania Malaria, Are we having fun, yet? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

It's interesting how when you spend your life shitting on everybody in order to get ahead by stepping on their necks then those shit - covered people will eventually turn on you.

The Trump Hoax Really Gets Around!: [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Arguably, that guy is even worse that El Commandante Bonespurs.

All the Excitememnt Gone in Your Life?

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Unloading the groceries alone would be a death-defying feat.

Have you ever heard a fox laugh?[facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

There's a fox hanging around this neighborhood, but I don't see myself cornering her and tickling her just to hear her laugh.

And the Senate Takes a Vacation? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Right before this whole thing swirls down the shitter, the senate gets outta Dodge.

How To Mask

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

The golf ball autograph was a nice touch.

Judge orders Dakota Access pipeline shut down pending review

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

This was stopped in order to conduct a better environmental assessment. My guess is that the initial impact assessment was a bunch of bullshit. An honest assessment would shut this damn thing down for good.

Decorator Crab in its tactical camouflage.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Wow! That looks like Elton John at a pool party!

Just something to make you smile

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Good ones!

“Middle age is youth without its levity, and age without decay”............Daniel Defoe.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Levity is intact, decay is accelerating. But I am WAY past middle age, too.

[vm.tiktok.com] Not surprising, if true. He didnt cimmit suicide or died for no reason.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Both of them got away with it. Only one survives to tell the tale, which will never happen.

I'm 69 years old and I have never seen the country so screwed up.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

I can't see anything but a complete collapse of the world economy. Some countries will do better than others. Politically, the completely uneven distribution of wealth will become a cradle for revolution. I am not optimistic. The virus will kill hundreds of thousands more, eventually there will be an acute and growing food crisis. At 66, I've seen some bad shit too. Nothing like this, though.

> President Donald Trump said he’s done with Fox News after the network on Sunday showed him ...

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2020:

To this idiot, "real polls" = TV ratings

Stay away form this yikes

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2020:

Here's a tip: it only lasts until the hangover wears off.

A jealous Mantis!

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Give her the silent treatment, pal!

I'd pass on Double Chili Kebab...

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

NOW you tell me!

[msn.com] Fear not America. All is saved

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Maybe he'll split the talking yam's voter coalition. I doubt he'll peel away any Biden supporters.

Happy Birthday to @LucyLoohoo, .

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

LooLu! I hope you had the bestest birthday ever! 🥂

Trump decided that an abusive army officer that issued illegal orders and got a 19 year sentence ...

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Damn. Those poor guys. 😞

Next Trump Rally

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Ah yes, the barking spider tour in full flower. LOL

Well said Bette!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

She's got a keen eye for detail.

Gen. Milley: Some soldiers mobilized to DC amid Black Lives Matter protests were issued bayonets

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Just what the fuck!!?!

Have you seen this? 🤣 (No offense to Trump fans.)

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

A big mis-steak. I like that one. 🤣

SHARE A BATH?

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

This was back when being a shithole country was a sign of prestige.

Someone is thinking clearly - I like this idea! [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

Yeah, slogans pass for policy these days, so sure.

Needs a pacifier!

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

He doesn't think anything, that's what Jared is for. And we all know how *that's* working out.