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I really don't want to look stupid!
zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:
Wave at the ship, because it has already sailed partner.
It's all about perspective.
zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:
You gotta free yourself so you can be yourself. LOL
How Australia really looks.
zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:
Common mistake.
In listening to the news last night, my take-away was that the Covid relief bill was being held up ...
zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2020:
Nope, you got it right.
I rather spend 2 years in jail than having to go to church on sundays for the rest of my life.
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:
Luckily for all of us, it hasn't come to that choice just yet.
seen on twitter
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:
Do it, Barry! It would be a good deed, and it would piss him off beyond belief. LOL
Will he go down with his ship eventually?
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:
His cellmate will show him another way to go down.
Trump supporters on why they don’t wear masks: We don’t have the ‘vibrational frequencies’ ...
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:
You wonder how the brains of these folks generate enough power to move the lips.
Trump is Their god, and the Republicans Go Still Lower: [alternet.org]
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:
Blunt, Moscow Mitch, and McCarthy are well known racist assholes. You have to admit, they accurately reflect the "values" of the people who voted for them.
Do you get dark humor?
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:
There are still Russians who pine for the days of uncle Joe. Similarly, we will see the same phenomenon in the US soon for a different deposed murderous despot.
SCOTUS Blows Off Trump, Poor Baby: [npr.org]
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:
Tweet calling the Supreme Court a disaster and the justices socialist losers in 5...4...3...
Melania unveils new White House tennis pavilion, .
zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2020:
"Is better than fucking rose garden," said the third lady.
An atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church.
zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2020:
She was a true pioneer and a courageous warrior against mindless dogma.
The answer could possibly be in the envelope
zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2020:
Adios, muchacho.LOL
How To Swear According To Your Religious Beliefs - YouTube
zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2020:
That is fabulous!
A Unique Take on Trumpism: [alternet.org]
zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2020:
First, it is a wonderful article. For me, it gave a voice and a language to things I knew, but couldn't express nearly as well. Second, this statement in the middle of the article hit me. There are many more insights in the article and I would encourage y'all to read it. But this.... "Plenty of conservative politicians appealed to their supporters' basest instincts prior to Trump, but the president and his followers made overtly vilifying the left and gleefully savoring upsetting leftists through their words and actions into their central appeal."
Weekend Update: Trump Loses Election Lawsuits [youtube.com] A lot of great lines
zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2020:
This was a funny bit. Heh.
Who you gonna be?
zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2020:
Is this a "pick one from column A and one from column B" kind of thing? LOL
Rudy may save Trump from having to pardon him.
zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:
Poetic justice, if you ask me.
I wonder if this is true?
zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:
So out of character for him, right? WAAAAAHAHA, yeah I thought that was pretty funny too. Prosecute this crook.
Contractors working on Trump's border wall are pointlessly blowing up chunks of Arizona that they ...
zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:
Lordy, I hate all of these fucking jerkoffs.
Definitely not for small packages.
zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:
Appropriate for when it gets a little nipply outside.
[scotsman.com] The cost of theTrump family
zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:
I see the problem in the first three words of this excerpt: "An ethical president would have taken steps to guarantee that there was no chance for taxpayer money to wind up in his own pocket..." Looking forward to having an ethical president once again.
stoking the fire
zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2020:
This is better than when she pinched a loaf in the bakery by the bread.
This is what makes it hard for the rest of us
zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2020:
More to the point, who's dick is it?
He finally did it
zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2020:
That's an Acme cookbook, I'll wager.
I know he can't be thinking of doing that!
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2020:
A lot of people do not understand even the basic aspects of physics. Like this dumbass, for example. Tempting to stay and watch, but I know what's gonna happen and I bet I can catch it on a viral video. SMH
Of course they did.
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2020:
That's one area where he is depressingly competent.
Melanomia? Too funny!
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2020:
Keep goin', hon, what else he got that's big?
Yeah apparent when you get old
zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2020:
It took long enough to get here, but I'm happy I'm finally at that point.
While strolling through a park a female Salvation Army Officer see an elderly man sitting on a bench...
zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2020:
She should tell the old gentleman to write down his address when he eventually makes his way home. LOL
“Integrity is telling myself the truth.
zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2020:
Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching.
No kidding I am
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2020:
Loophole!
Rumored: Trump will pardon everyone who has been or who will be convicted of a federal crime.
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2020:
Honestly, did anybody expect anything else?
Today's Motivation
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2020:
I hope she doesn't sneeze. But if she does, I hope it's a big one! LOL
Had his hopes up...
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2020:
Now, watch me make this boner disappear. LOL
Like his thinking ! The South African: UK pub owner registers it as a church in bid to outwit ...
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2020:
When all your other options are shot, make shots your next option. Amen.
Those poor women must be chillly,
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2020:
What's that grandpa? Ok. And lube, send lube, God.
Your 2020 Christmas tree!!!!
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2020:
Hey, where's the DoorDash gift certificate I asked for?
“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2020:
Yes, marriage is grand. But divorce is about 50 or 60 grand.
"Milk. Them. Dry." [dailykos.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2020:
Bravo! Great insight, wonderful prose, superb article!
Christmas joke
zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2020:
A copy of Strunk and White would be a plus too.
Boat right up to the bar!
zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2020:
GILLIGAAAAANNNNN!!
The news broke me up...
zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2020:
Time to go your, um, separate ways.
Some chocolate bars for your kid's Christmas stocking ?
zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2020:
Looks like a rip off to me.
That bitch been gone forever and a day.
zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2020:
Chem trails. No lie.
Same price.
zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2020:
Ask to see the warranty.
Ah, truth at last!
zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2020:
You know, I've never watched one of those things, and I am not inclined to start now. I need to watch my sugar intake.
Someone needs to learn to be subtle.
zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2020:
Well, he looks horny to me. 😜
I'm simply beside myself!
zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2020:
Stop cloning around, J. LOL
Damn it Barry!
zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2020:
The original turkey baster, polar bear style.
If the penalty for a crime is only a fine, then that law only exist for the lower class. -Unknown
zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2020:
Kinda like the bail-bond system.
[amp.theguardian.com] That went well 🤔🤣
zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2020:
I wonder who the poor bastard is that had to tell him this. Also, I wonder which Wendy's he's working at now?
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with a musical ...
zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2020:
Go, guitar ta here.
Trump Flips Out at Reporter in Thanksgiving Tantrum: “Don't Talk To Me That Way!” | Vanity Fair
zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2020:
Jake Tapper said "The reporter will still be working at the White House on January 21. " Jake gets a good one in every so often. LOL
Totally uncalled for
zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2020:
I dunno. You gotta take what's available.
Man sues for refund of $2.
zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2020:
What's the old saying? You can't cheat an honest man. Dumbass.
Silver lining? Had he been a better president he would have done more damage long term.
zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2020:
As the stupid man's idea of a smart man once said, "It is what it is." LOL
Pretty much...
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2020:
Oooo, bull's eye, and a couple of other times too.
A Beautiful Eulogy
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2020:
C'mon, really? Holy shit.
Excellent suggestion!
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2020:
When he is in court trying to explain all the treason and corruption he oversaw as president, he will do that himself. "But I was never president". I can almost hear it.
Some mornings be like....
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2020:
I feel ya, sweetpea!
Flynn was just pardoned.
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2020:
Let Flynn enjoy himself for a bit. About this time next year, let's all check in on how he's doing, ok? LOL *He's toast!*
I hope he wins the Republican nomination in 2024 so he can lose Georgia again!
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2020:
That would sting....if it was his own money. Like everything else with this dumbass, it's OPM.
You won’t be sorry, Scroll down to Farewell video: [dailykos.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2020:
Yeah, all the stuff that guy said. LOL
Guess the boss didn't care for that photo
zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2020:
The kickstand is extra, I'll bet.
Decisions, decisions - plain sweatpants or fancy leggings?
zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2020:
Put on your doggie slippers and watch the Westminster kennel club dog show. Just spitballin' here.
Seriously? Can she really be this clueless? [rawstory.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2020:
Yes, yes she can be this clueless. I think that was a pre-requisite to be a presidential advisor and get an office in the west wing. Well, that and genetics. I wonder if the chinese will revoke their trademark decisions for Ivanka products. Why not?
Donald Trump is re-tweeting Randy Quaid! 🤣🤣🤣🤣:[twitter.
zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2020:
I remember this douche-nozzle. He's crazier than a box full of scorpions on meth. No wonder he is sympatico with the mutant orangutan.
Infamous in his incompetence.
zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2020:
That's it, give the knife just one more twist. For John.
I am seeing what he's thinking
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:
You might could get Polly and Esther at the same time. Go for it. LOL
The delicious irony
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:
Dad's advice: "Oh son, don't have the hoax. *Be the hoax*"
A serious headline from a serious news source had me laughing out loud.
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:
He's worried about THAT?!? OMFG
The right diet for the circumstances.
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:
Oh that is so tight and on point! *impressed*
Talk about lost in translation.
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:
Well, you hear what you want to hear. BTW, this doesn't seem unreasonable to me. LOL
PMS For 2024? [politics.theonion.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:
I guess Lady G, the senator from SC, isn't even in the running. And Mike "hall closet" Pence doesn't quite cut the mustard either, but he does lick the, um, jar. A conundrum for the party of dickheads, to be sure.
Simple Covid rule y'll
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:
What about all the restraining orders? Should I just ignore those? I kid.
I've just never understood this.
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:
We have a lot of guys like this in NC. When I worked in software, most of the programmers wore shorts all year long. Honestly, I think it's because they didn't own any big boy pants. When they were forced to do it, like when customers were around, most of them also showed they didn't own any socks either.
Giuliani Fires Conspiracy Theorist Powell After Insane Press Conference President Donald J.
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:
It's the A team all right, but the A doesn't stand for what it usually does.
D Syndrome
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:
I call bullshit, he doesn't know what egregious means. Get real. LOL
"Judge Matthew Brann of the US District Court in the Middle District of Pennsylvania wrote on ...
zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2020:
Y'all need to remember, he threatens a lot, but he *never follows through. * I'm concerned about his horseshit. I've been concerned since 2016. But here, I'm not worried. There is literally nobody who can save him this time, even his numbnutted judges won't humor him. He'll keep shitting his pants, then run away.
Would be fun and interesting
zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2020:
I'd look em up.
In case you didn't know:
zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2020:
This feels right to me. Waaaay right.
Damn what am I?
zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2020:
What in the fuck...
After losing in last nights Powerball I have declared myself the winner and I will file lawsuits ...
zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2020:
I think you have better odds of winning your lawsuit than he does, DP.
Trump for Georgia Senate!
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2020:
Oooo, I LOVE that idea! Ok. Let's advertise this!
Yikes that hurt
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2020:
Bullseye? That's not a bull, and that sure isn't an eye!
I just had to laugh at this one 😂
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2020:
Fooled me. I thought it was a fancy bong. LOL
The present GOP is the zombie apocalypse.
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2020:
Proving their own point at their own expense, the dead do indeed vote. The brainless dead.
Bling bling
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2020:
Just trying to plug her product. Yeah, I know, I'm going.
This may have been posted many posts ago but it's worth reading again - the very last sentence is my...
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2020:
Yes, it's always worth another read. This guy has a good grasp of the mutant orangutan and good vocabulary. "Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness."
There seems to be a question floating around about whether President elect Joe Biden should ...
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2020:
I'm not sure what the best approach should be. Remember, we did this to pass Obamacare without any repub votes, and the backlash created the Tea Party (funded by those old dickheads, the Kochs), flipped both houses of congress, and led to a decade of gridlock culminating in the clown in the white house we have now. The approach you suggest is tempting. We have the hammer, let's start swinging it, right? But, it has the potential to cause more problems than it solves. Like I said, I don't know what the best way to handle this should be.
Send the signal.
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2020:
La la la la la la la la la la la, BATMAN!
Didn't know this was a problem there
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2020:
At first, I thought this was a Canadian euphemism that moms told their daughters before going out on a date.
In case anyone has forgotten. [npr.org]
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2020:
That could have been true, but we are waaay past that point now.
Ah, the afterglow.
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2020:
Maybe having sex and him losing Georgia a third time *simultaneously*? I'd be up for that.
Dream on Capt. !
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2020:
Double check it in your mind first before you tell the genie. *opens a box with a little guy playing a piano in it* I asked for a 10 iincher, and she thought I said pianist. LOL
Sure is a good thing this group wasn't disbanded.
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2020:
How exactly is this going to work? This civil war I mean. Who are these mouth-breathers going to shoot? Everybody? I have been hearing shit like this for a long time. Every so often, someone goes off and attacks a pizza place or something. That's dangerous, that's domestic terrorism, that's not a civil war. I'd be cool with giving these idiots their own territory and let Trump run the damned thing into bankrupcy and ruin. I am tired of dealing with delusional stupidity. January 20 cannot come soon enough.
Tight is right
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2020:
I don't wanna see how she cracks walnuts. Nope.
Really Rudy?
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2020:
I can smell a crime too. In this case, it is an aroma similar to a mixture of bullshit, horse shit, and sweaty hair dye. JFC

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