And now he's invited them to the white house. [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2020:

The flailing spasms of a loser who doesn't know when to say he's done. Sad.

If this dude were the head of my legal team, I'd commit seppuku on the spot.

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Oh fuck, I cannot unsee that.

Despite the scandal of the Westminster Govt.

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2020:

You put a vaccine into whippets, lots of stoners would take it. I would.

Change My Mind!

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2020:

As long as I can see what I'm getting into, it's all good. LOL

I suspect it's not going to happen until January 20.

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2020:

We ain't gonna get any 140 grand either.

I took the time to look at the Senate Rules and nowhere in any of the 44 rules does it even mention ...

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Whoa, I sort of knew this, but it does seem like a good idea to give this a shot in the wake of Moscow Mitch's judicial butchery.

Of course, I care more about some people than others.

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2020:

That's not exactly why I tell people to do that. Of course, usually I mention something like a cactus or a hot poker or something while making the suggestion.

I got nuthin'

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Good concept. Could use a wider selection.

A man caught flashing young women in a park told police " you'll never make it stand up in court"! ...

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2020:

A boner groaner. You're getting better at this, AC.

The Madness of King Trump [theguardian.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2020:

My only small quibble, there is nothing *at all* majestic about his utter contempt for the office of the presidency. Not. One. Thing.

I read this and immediately changed my mind on the subject. [nbcnews.com] Thoughts?

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Fuck that. Don't pardon that asshole, Joe!

Getting kicked out of Presidents' Club.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

That is genius! I LOVE it!!

Yes explain that lmao

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Ask them separately what they think the phrase "air tight" means. I mean, it's a legit question.

Just sitting her trying to think of something to post.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

What you describe is more or less what he is doing, and I guess what he is trying to do. So far, a lot of it hasn't been working, but in the meantime he continues to inflict all kinds of vindictive damage, shitting on everyone in the country in the process. Why does he attract votes? A lot of people self-identify as victims, and nothing is their fault. The talking yam is their god.

[youtu.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

HA! "You know how to pick 'em, buddy, you might as well put on a Jets hat" That was sad, but lordy it's funny. LOL

Who else was raised catholic?

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

I played it for a while. I was an altar boy and everything. Later, I did a reading at mass on Saturday night mass, the "hip" mass. I kinda knew it was horseshit for a long time, but mine was a position of privilege in my nearly-all-ethnic-catholic community. I fixed that when I went full on atheist during my college career, at a Jesuit university no less. Never looked back. My trigger? Having to tell some old dude in a booth how many times a week I jacked off, which if I didn't do that and died, I went to hell automatically. That rankled, because 13 year old boys jack off a lot, and it's really none of the monsignor's business. I never was molested, by the way. I liked the church picnics in the summer for the ethnic food, cheap steamed clams, and loose regulation of alcohol consumption. The rest of it, they could jam up their tight puckered arses. LOL

It's a start, but you will need a full sized bottle.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Hah! You have to love product marketing guys. Packaging is a big part of it. This is well done, good concept.

Have you guys seen this member's posts? Here's a good example.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

I've never run into this nitwit. If I ever do, I will block.

Took me a second...

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Hey, it's worth a shot. LOL

I just heard that Guillani is getting $20,000.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

The fuck outta there!

Follow me for more relationship advice. 😉

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Very clever. Until somebody tries a new brand.

Should Trump be stopped from laying a "mine-field" for the Biden administration?

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Yeah. The problem here is just who exactly is going to stop him?

Does anyone know how to contact the Biden administration?

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

A POTUS should not be involved in decisions related to who and who not to investigate and prosecute. Pick a good AG, let him or her make these decisions, support them when they do decide.

What's next? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

He could use the Putin excuse. "I strongly deny that." Worked for Vlad.

Happy turkey lol

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2020:

C'mon, let's get baked!

Likely candidate.

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Good pick.

Who's coming over for supper?

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Oh FFS. You cook possum in a Brunswick stew. A step up from the usual squirrel, and it's easier to get the tire tracks off of the bigger critter. I kid, ok? :)

The MAGA million man march in DC (some have put the number as low as 5,000.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Hmmm, shouldn't the wool be over their eyes?

Canine horror film...

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Oh no! Poor doggies!

Some truth to this

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Best thing about homemade porn are the rehearsals.

I go there often

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Hell, I didn't know we had our own T-shirts! This changes everything. LOL

These people are nucking futz.

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Dan Patrick, eh? I got a tip for that idiot, right here. It'll make him feel like a million bucks. Jesus Tits what an asswipe.

Scientists Say They’re Close to Cloning a Woolly Mammoth Scientists say gene-editing ...

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2020:

This would be a better mascot for the repubs than the current elephant. It is just as elephantine, maybe moreso, but prehistoric. LOL

Yay!!! Finally!!! Lol!!! [m.facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Yes, this does call for a celebration, no doubt about it.

They're coming to take him away, ha ha. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2020:

That is our crazy ass old man president. Loony tunes in concentrated form. Distilled psychosis and sociopathy.

When trump steps down, he will become a born again Christian and start a mega church.

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2020:

That actually makes sense. I can see it.

I've got plans. Don't waste your breath.

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2020:

So wadda we talk about now? The weather?

This is what republitards will do to resist Biden, so do not expect any bipartisanship or dialogue ...

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2020:

You can't stay in your homes, then stay in your fucking state. Diversifying that shallow gene pool will just have to wait.

Fully stocked library...

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2020:

From the white house to the shit house. The story of the enchanted talking yam. LOL

Trolling at the highest level.

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2020:

It's good satire if you don't know it's satire or you do know and you wish it were true. Heh.

'Nobody is going to be hiring these people’: Trump staffers may find chilly reception at CNN and ...

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2020:

They can go work for their former boss when he starts his own network, which looks likely. If jail time thwarts that scheme, who cares what they do? Maybe they can go pick lettuce to take the jobs away from immigrants - now THAT I'd love to see.

No, I Will Not Be ‘Reaching Out’ To Trump Voters, Now Or Ever.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2020:

I severed ties with several people, and I was luckier than a lot of folks because I wasn't really that close to any of them. I don't remember *anyone* reaching out to me when their guys rolled into power. No, in fact I was confronted with insults, ridicule, name-calling, and stupid macho posturing. I don't anticipate any effort on my part to bridge any gaps or, and I hate this phrase, "agree to disagree". Honestly, I don't think any of those guys expect me to do that. I also don't anticipate they will soften their rhetoric or actions towards me. So, fuck 'em all. If I do see some growth, or some honest effort to reconcile, I will give someone a second chance, but just one. YMMV

So...... Are you?! 😂

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2020:

You got me there, Zeke! LOL

Take a look at this whine from a neighborhood Trump supporter.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Yikes, I guess when you are batshit-level crazy AF and something triggers your moronic sadistic tendencies, this is what happens.

Wholesome Nerd Humor

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Awww, even nerds need affection.

Make it an island somewhere without electricity or the internet and i say go for it.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Mississippi might not be a bad choice.

This is just disgraceful for our country. [axios.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Yes it is disgraceful. Not surprising at all, but still disgraceful.

Two hours ago tweeting ''WE WILL WIN",he's insane.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2020:

"Highly respected Ken Starr"!?! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Tucker says we all should stop lying. I guess he means him and all faux news. [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Yikes, what a completely un-self-aware bag of crap.

Please enter by the back door ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Took me completely by surprise. I still can't get that stain out.

Dr. Ben! Dr. Ben! This Guy Graduated From a Medical School? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Gee, that's too bad.

It's innocent in all this.

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2020:

And Major Hoss don't appreciate it neither.

Noted Univ Penn Math Professor Booted from Plane Over Terrorist Fears Guido Menzio, a ...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Ok, now hold on here a minute, "Al Gebra"? Really? You think we're gonna let you get away with that? LOL

Alligator Bites Off Arm of Florida Man Fleeing Police Police in Lakeland, Florida, are ...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Oh Johnny..

The Orange One has a Cunning Plan. ;)

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2020:

That's got Bannon's fingerprints all over it. LOL

I propose a contest.

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Game on.

There have been so many posts asking about the future of the group.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Thanks so much for establishing and running this forum. It was the one and sometimes the only ray of sunshine many of us saw through a very very dark time. You're right, we're not done yet. Much gratitude from me.

Bout to burn a bowl for Biden.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Burn it hard, hon! 😂🖖

I found this under President Biden tweet, one American put it up as a comment and now what's next?

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Slurping noises and sporadic slapping sounds?

MSNBC just called PA for Biden. He is now the President Elect!!!!!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

And our big orange baby-man is out there squirming like a lost worm on the asphalt in the hot sun. This is historic. I am delighted - words I haven't been able to say very much recently.

Very true about small hands and reality

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

I have to ask, is that his real head?

Another reason for the trump government will not want a transition.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

I've got a feeling a lot more shit like this will start dropping onto the swirling blades of the fan of justice. One by one.

With the electoral college dominating the news, eight years ago trump tweeted on November 7, 2012 ...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Takes one to know one!

I am going to take a break from the hostility and remember we are very close to the first woman vice...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

AP just called it, PA dropped her way, she's in. I cannNOT be happier.

My new Speakers are going to Crank!

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Good clean sound.

If this dang Presidential election is still undecided, I suggest we move on to Dueling Pistols, and ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Joe would be able to use just one hand to level and shoot. My money is on him.

Excuse me, please be patient

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

And for Odin's sake, don't turn off or unplug your country.

Breaking News!!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

He'd have to use two hands to hold up the target peter.

‘Chill Donald, chill!’ Greta Thunberg’s revenge tweet uses Trump’s own words against him ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

She has shown remarkable constraint for one so young attacked so viciously. I think she deserves to throw just a little touch of shade, don't y'all? Good for you, sweetie, you stick to your agenda.

So everybody, what are we going to talk about next?

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

The talking yam will be around for almost 3 more months. Let's worry about what to talk about after he is either behind bars or in exile.

Ronald McDonald bout to get kinky on us.

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Tip: don't get the ones with cheese.

Whatever tRump has on him must be REALLY bad. [newsweek.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Oh Lindsay, everybody already knows what goes on in the hall closet.

This is so perfect, and I wish I had thought of it!

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

That's a fact.

Q: What's The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies?

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

The rednecks I know tend to think stuff like this is funny. They embrace the brand.

Electile dysfunction?

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Well, it was a blue pill after all.

In case Trump still hasn't figured it out...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I love to see free enterprise in action, don't you?

Photo says it all! Think of others

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Good idea.

QAnoners Figure It Out: Biden's Lead Just Sting Operation To Catch Dems Doing Vote Crimes ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I knew these guys were pure batshit muffins, but holy moly. I guess if you think the mutant orangutan is fighting an international cabal of child traffickers and baby eaters, this is relatively sane. The key term being "relatively".

I have a question for all you brilliant people.

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I sure wouldn't pick even one of the "good" republican senators. They are all spineless. Mitt showed a little bit of balls there for a minute, but he caved in the end too, and in any event he's still a dick.

Bah humbug!

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Start the paperwork to renew that private escort license, petunia. Deutsch Bank gonna come after you too, ya, know. LOL

As I grew up, I'd watch the pictures from WWII and the documentaries on the concentration camps.

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Hopeless? I don't know I'd go that far, but it looks pretty grim, I'll give you that. The rest of what you said looks pretty accurate to me. *sigh*

The effect and dangers of belief over reality.

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Yup.

I just finished making a new Christmas wreath for my front door. Pretty creative, eh?

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

That's hard core. LOL

See any similarities? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Give him his bottle, change his fucking diaper, sing him a soothing lullaby, give him a ring of plastic keys to play with, put him in the playpen, just shut his sore loser crying whining ass up.

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

One of my favorite quotes from one of my personal heroes. An atheist's atheist and a true Renaissance man.

Then there's this...

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Hell, he's lucky if he can remember whether he's wearing pants.

clever girl ... [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

I literally laughed out loud! Very cute.

All the Montana races went to Republicans.

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

At least Roy Cooper hung on the to the governorship here, and the word on Cunnigham-Tillis is still up in the air.

I reckon that Trump's mouth could supply fertiliser to the entire US, and still leave some for ...

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

I'd prefer mulching him and just see how far it goes.

I don't know 🤔

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

I call them young women. Some of them love pussy cats.

Here's what the media never grasped about the psychology of Trump voters - Alternet.org

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

In the few conversations I've had with Trump voters, and I try to avoid talking politics with them, the rationale is something like this: Sure he's an idiot and he fucked up the pandemic, but I still have a job and I just got a raise.

How are Y'all holding up, I'm off to bed

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

I gave it up at midnight. I didn't drink the prep, I did wine.

Can this be true! 😄

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

The Caspian Sea put them over the top.

Yeah can make the heart race

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

That's one of the terms you can use.

Big difference in use lol

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Um, not in my case Bob. Salads or Hendrick's martinis, that's my cuke range. LOL

First item on my Christmas wish list.

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

I get some good ideas after a couple of bowls, but you do you. LOL

I see a lot of people feel sure that trump is gonna lose I hope he does .

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Here in my corner of NC, the lines aren't long at all. In some precincts, 75-80 percent of the registered voters have *already voted*.

Anybody know where this place is? I think I'm coming! :-D

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Is that the one off of the Suckballs Parkway?

Man Arrested After Throwing Alligator Into Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window A 24-year-old Jupiter, ...

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

I guess if you had an alligator and wanted to get rid of it, this might be an option. But would it be the best one? Apparently this dumbass thought so. Maybe at one point in the past they didn't give him the fries that he ordered, and this is how he decided to get even. Has anyone asked the alligator what he or she thought of this stunt? It's also possible that this was this idiot's way of saying "See you later".

Seen on a friends page: If Trump said shit was chocolate, there'd be motherfuckers digging up my ...

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2020:

If I thought this was going to happen, it would be the only time I'd feel bad about not having a septic tank.