Decorator Crab in its tactical camouflage.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Wow! That looks like Elton John at a pool party!

Just something to make you smile

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Good ones!

“Middle age is youth without its levity, and age without decay”............Daniel Defoe.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Levity is intact, decay is accelerating. But I am WAY past middle age, too.

[vm.tiktok.com] Not surprising, if true. He didnt cimmit suicide or died for no reason.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Both of them got away with it. Only one survives to tell the tale, which will never happen.

I'm 69 years old and I have never seen the country so screwed up.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2020:

I can't see anything but a complete collapse of the world economy. Some countries will do better than others. Politically, the completely uneven distribution of wealth will become a cradle for revolution. I am not optimistic. The virus will kill hundreds of thousands more, eventually there will be an acute and growing food crisis. At 66, I've seen some bad shit too. Nothing like this, though.

> President Donald Trump said he’s done with Fox News after the network on Sunday showed him ...

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2020:

To this idiot, "real polls" = TV ratings

Stay away form this yikes

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2020:

Here's a tip: it only lasts until the hangover wears off.

A jealous Mantis!

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Give her the silent treatment, pal!

I'd pass on Double Chili Kebab...

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

NOW you tell me!

[msn.com] Fear not America. All is saved

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Maybe he'll split the talking yam's voter coalition. I doubt he'll peel away any Biden supporters.

Happy Birthday to @LucyLoohoo, .

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

LooLu! I hope you had the bestest birthday ever! 🥂

Trump decided that an abusive army officer that issued illegal orders and got a 19 year sentence ...

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Damn. Those poor guys. 😞

Next Trump Rally

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Ah yes, the barking spider tour in full flower. LOL

Well said Bette!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

She's got a keen eye for detail.

Gen. Milley: Some soldiers mobilized to DC amid Black Lives Matter protests were issued bayonets

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Just what the fuck!!?!

Have you seen this? 🤣 (No offense to Trump fans.)

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2020:

A big mis-steak. I like that one. 🤣

SHARE A BATH?

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

This was back when being a shithole country was a sign of prestige.

Someone is thinking clearly - I like this idea! [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

Yeah, slogans pass for policy these days, so sure.

Needs a pacifier!

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

He doesn't think anything, that's what Jared is for. And we all know how *that's* working out.

Do not ignore physical fitness in these times ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

You too can be a rum runner. LOL

Coronavirus updates: Herman Cain, who attended Trump Tulsa rally, hospitalized

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2020:

Cain will never run the risk of being mistaken for an intellectual. Except maybe in a debate with the talking yam. They love them both in South Dakota though.

Yup..our Wartime boi..

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2020:

Couldn't run fast enough, either.

(notice the S,R,F comic link) Does your house have IoT device(s) ? Why/not ?

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2020:

All I got now is my nest thermostat. I do have one of those small Google things (echo? dot?) and I can set temperatures from my phone. That's about it. Some of my kitchen appliances don't even have three prong plugs.

Kate told me she just read on Google News that in Alabama they are having Covid Parties to see who ...

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2020:

They'll be teaching this in state-funded christian schools soon enough. Well, the republic had a pretty good run.

“What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2020:

I don't do this enough, but when I catch someone looking at me, I flash a big-ass smile at 'em. Most of the time, they smile back.

What would you do?

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

I dunno. Are they going up? Or are they coming down? Going up, I'd start looking for real estate bargains. Coming down, I guess I'd wait to see wtf these guys look like before I figured out a strategy. But going up, real estate.

How convenient .... [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

That took a wrong turn for the young lady.

Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Feynman was a legitimate genius. We have some poseurs on the scene now who claim to be, but honestly.

Isn’t that the truth

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Hah! You could call this the first "Ted talk".

Wow.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

I continue to support these guys. They are exactly what we need right now. Gut punches.

“All things are subject to interpretation.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

The winners write the history, in other words.

Hundreds of George W Bush officials endorse Biden | News | Al Jazeera

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

I know Biden isn't the best one, but he is much better than the arsehole. And I will get into bed with anyone who has the capacity to get this mother fucker out onto the streets and subject to prosecution. Oh, you bet I do. We'll deal with how Uncle Joe governs after he beats the lunatic, but I do support him, just like these Bush guys, who I really don't agree with ideologically, also do for the same reason. Sometimes, the enemy of your enemy is your friend. It's not a marriage, it's not permanent, but it's necessary.

Trump tells African-Americans to understand their history or 'you will go back to it again'

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Jeebus tits, wtf is he talking about? My dad is 95, and he forgets stuff, but he never ever says stupid shit like this. Great fucking turtle balls, this moron is crazy, and he's getting worse.

It probably would have happened too

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

That is lucky, isn't it? LOL

So, Here Might be an Answer to "Where does Trump go From Here?" Fuckwad! [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

He isn't going to "go there", he was always there. Arsewipe.

Florida's Betsy DeVos? WTF?: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Damn, this guy is a tool, isn't he?

How did we get here?

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Really?

Sen.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Jurassic Park called. They want their dinosaur back.

I've heard it's the motto of old What's His Face.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

It's a double whammy for us, we got a guy who is both powerful AND stupid.

7 bombshells from trumps talks with foreign leaders

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Well what did everybody expect? You give a moron a firehose attached to a septic tank pump truck and that experiment only ends one way.

Trump retweets video of white St Louis couple pointing guns at protesters | US news | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

I can almost hear Kayleigh McEnany now "The president didn't know that those were guns."

“Man’s inhumanity to man, makes countless thousands weep”..............Robert Burns.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

At least among those who survive.

[theguardian.com] Probably not only Europe

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Well shit, we went through this once already with Dubya in the recent past, but this is an order of magnitude worse that that. Dig deep guys, it's gonna take guts and effort to dig out of this hole.

Proud to be American

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Damn straight! LOL

Defending 'Murica

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

The NRA Power Couple of the Month.

Journalist Bernstein reports Trump's own high ranking advisers were alarmed at Trump's conduct of ...

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

It does feel like it's hopeless sometimes, I know that. It sounds trite, but we can't give up. Things will never get better if we all *stop trying and give up*. Shoulder to the wheel, Mike, nothing worthwhile is easy.

Iran issues arrest warrant for Donald Trump over Qassem Suleimani killing | Iran | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

They don't care if he remains the president or if he loses, they will be after him. He'll be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his fucking life.

I had hoped Roberts would be on the right side of this decision. So far, so good. [al.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Roberts is turning into our ace in the hole on the SCOTUS. He's a conservative all right, let's not forget that, but he is a conservative with integrity. That was more common at one point than it is now. I can remember those days, conservatives with integrity, Russia was an enemy, the POTUS wasn't a traitor. Good times.

TREASON BY TRUMP: Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or ...

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Good luck with that one. I agree he is guilty of treason, and not just because of this latest travesty, but his only justice will come at the hands of a mob. The system is too aligned with the monied. Sadly.

We keep saying this, but how much lower can he go?

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Wait, I hear something. *crickets* Never mind.

"I apologize because of the terrible mess the planet is in.

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Vonnegut famously survived the complete destruction of Dresden, Germany by allied bombers in WWII while a POW housed in an underground abattoir. When he finally emerged and saw the utter destruction he heard a bird singing. Not a good day or a bad day for the bird, just a day. Good quote from one of my favorite authors.

I don't know what to say...

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Shit, I was eatin' supper dude!

"To love.

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

It's a good quote, but I'd like it better if I had some context, or at least a direct object.

New confidence

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Now he can stop lion about it. Heh.

Really is there

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

The next day that I see like this will be the first day that I see like this.

Lincoln project on bounties on American soldiers

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Not that it was that hard to do, but I predicted the response. (1) They never told me. (2) It's fake news. (3) Who are these "anonymous sources". I notice the only denial here is the denial that the "president" was briefed, nobody denied Putin did this nor that we knew about it.

"Think of yourself as dead.

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

I've reinvented myself more than once. This is just another way of looking at it.

No thats not me

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Nope, give up. Keep whatever dignity you still have.

Under Russian Control

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

He ain't wrong.

You can tell a person's character by the company they keep.

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

They aren't nazis, they are just being sarcastic.

Down in the Valley, they call them like the see them

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Bueno!

Him to a T

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Not to me it doesn't, you jerkwad.

Living the Life...of a Cowardly Manipulator: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

A British acquaintance taught be the word "bellend". I'll go with that one here, he's a hypocritical bullyboy bellend.

Need Dating Advice Maybe you ladies can give me some advice.

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Don't get roped into anything, Johnny. Those cowgirls can put your back out of joint.

Anybody for Roast Pork Belly?

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

I'd be up for putting him on a spit and slowly roasting over and open pit hickory wood fire. I wouldn't eat any of it, but I'd watch the pig pickin' part.

Think I will pass

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

I'll have to give these a shot in my next jambalaya. I wonder if there's a local store that carries them?

Definitely me

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

Feed that bastard bratwurst and dark beer, he'll shut up then.

Exclusive zone ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

Disobedience will result in your croaking.

The Pro-Life Trump Evangelicals are on track to MURDER more than a quarter million real breathing ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

And just to make sure, let's yank all of their Obamacare insurance.

If you had gorilla dust cloud On your bingo card for July, you’re a little early but probably ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

This isn't a new phenomenon, but somehow I think 2020 will turn this into another disastrous shitshow.

“All thinking men are atheists.” - Ernest Hemingway

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

I get what he's saying, though I doubt it is objectively true. Sadly.

Working pretty hard just to avoid wearing a mask

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

They used to claim Hillary played the "woman card". Now we have these gaslighting lunatics playing the "moron card". Life imitates the asylum.

How tragically sad.

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

Logic is not a really strong suit amongst the MAGA mob.

Donnie portrait made from pig entrails

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

This portrait has more guts than he does, that's for sure. *ducks*

Proof Biden is gaining grassroots support: Trump predicts Joe Biden victory during Fox News ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2020:

At some point, he is going to chalk this one up to being sarcastic.

Too many Karens 😂 🤣

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Loudmouth nitwits - funny but dangerous at the same time. Cut public school funding and allow home schooling and charter schools that are religion based, give it 20 years or so, this is what you get. Home-grown uniquely murkin bullshit.

Yikes cannot unsee that

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Like trying to get the toothpaste back into the tube. It sorta works, but look at what you got left over.

They should

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Great idea.

Our murderer in chief in action.

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

That is crimes-against-humanity bad.

Another groaner

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

Ooooooo.

Reality does suck ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

A Stark contrast, for sure. LOL

These are the expressions of found out bullshitting, corrupt and lawless officials who have no ...

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

The senate republicans are the enablers here. Without their rubber stamp, that disgusting piece of tainted meat with eyes would be a civilian, and probably in prison. Without their rubber stamp, Jabba would never have been confirmed as AG. They will all die in a cell.

Let's talk about Trump, flags, and fire.

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

I've watched several of his videos. Very sincere, earnest, well-spoken, and intelligent.

Mysterious or kinky?

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

He likes to watch!

“Man is nothing else but what he makes of himself.” ---- Jean-Paul Sartre

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

The pour soi.

Didn't need to camp out after all ....

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Yeah, they did. Lordy what maroons!

YouTube

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

I love it!

I put tape over the gas gauge on my wife's car. Now we'll never have to fill up!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

I'd give it a try, but I'd have to up my self-delusion game a lot.

Full Stadium!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Look at all that full! People are saying they never saw full like that before. It's the most full, probably, ever! LOL

He is my hero, drinking water with one hand!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

When all you do is shit your pants, not shitting your pants one time is a big deal.

Ravings of an Unstable “Leader.

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Our violent delusional POTUS. I still can't wrap my head around how we elected this barking, raving, homocidal maniac. He needs to be in a rubber room.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING HARI SELDON!!!!!!!!!!!! The Mule?

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

I LOVED that series, and I even liked the one he wrote in the 1980's as a followup! Wow, this is about time!!!

Trump Will Be Going Lower! [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

When all you know is coarse vulgarity and blatant unabashed bigotry, and that doesn't work anymore, all you have left is even coarser vulgarity and even more blatant and proudly defiant bigotry. Like that's gonna work. Even his fanbois were yawning. There is no longer any there there. No alternatives, no plan B, no clothes.

Last we saw of fido

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Hey Jiba, take it ALL! LOL

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Comparison is the thief of joy. Someone said it, not me, I don't know who, but I think it's true.

MeidasTouch Because Truth is Golden I just discovered this group on Youtube.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Yes, yes, yes!! Keep kicking! Aim for the nutsack!

Always obey the signage ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

What, you thing the kids don't do that? LOL

Amazingly nobody was injured!

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Close call, for sure!

"Hey Donald.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Yes! Keep kicking the bastard!

That explains it

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2020:

It also helps when your ball-licking staff lies to you so you don't get mad. That makes a BIG difference.