we're all in june now ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Eight inches will do that to anybody.

I haven't a clue?!

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Looks like the "I'm smugling meth but don't tell on me" ass. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.

Hillaryious. 🤣

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Imagine the fucking orgy where those gene pools got conflated. Holy shit on a shingle!

The Iraqis would disagree

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Pain is where you can or can't cope with it.

No way! I'm not gonna walk all the way down to the end to use a toilet - I don't think I can hold ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

When they told me it was going to be a long flight, that's not what I had in mind. LOL

This guy is just sick.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Asshole's gotta have shit-pockets.

been there, done that ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

One of the few things you miss after the divorce. Not enough to make you regret the divorce, but still.

Just a few funny memes to get you through.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Those are wonderful, Julie!

Trump Rally-Goers Must Agree Not to Sue if They Contract Coronavirus The New York Times reports...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Pure Trump, the NDA, pre-nup, agree to arbitration, stiff the contractors Trump. I say one thing and do whatever the fuck I want, so fuck you. C'mon, sign it.

This is just too funny; I can't tell if they actually found a baby who looks like Trump or it's ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

It's deep-faked, but it is hilarious.

Mueller's "Ghost!" [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Creamsicle may have packed the courts, but we still have a couple of judges who don't want to hear that bullshit anymore.

I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Politicians say shit they think people want to hear. Watch what he does. There's the tipoff.

This is so spot on

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Good agitprop requires above average bullshit. Enter Fox and the russkies.

AG Barr on a good day.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Great likeness!

I would not put it past him: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Oh he'd do it. This is the sort of lame-brained half-assed patently ridiculous idea that has become a baked-in part of his famous brand. Would it work? Would it bring the 120,000 (by then, maybe more or less) people back from the dead, or erase the mismanagement of the federal response to the disease or the ensuing recession? I doubt it. But will he try some shit like this? Absolutely.

Trump says he’ll cut off funding to states that make it easier to vote

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

He has a history of threatening things that he never follows up on. I think this is one of them.

A brilliant video skewers Ivanka Trump by contrasting her flowery speech with the brutal reality ...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

She's daddy's little princess, isn't she? JFC

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world. - Diogenes

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Imagine there's no country, it isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for. And no religion, too. - John Lennon

The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Very perceptive, little dude.

They got it

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

The part nobody mentions, that's how he found out the "get me a Diet Coke" button in the bunker was broken. Silver linings, guys, always look for 'em.

At the risk of being accused of being a racist dinosaur.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

White cops murder black men and get away with it. People are now shouting "that shit has to stop right fucking now". You want to respond with "what about the potato famine", and "hey he was drunk and had a record"? Your perspective is your own, you do you partner. If it makes you feel any better, sorry about the potato famine.

Yes, he actually wrote this. Proof positive he believes his followers are completely stupid.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

To be fair, his followers are exactly that stupid.

As ye sow shall ye reap, that is in the bible the asshole held aloft! :-D

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Poor Mel. The only thing she's gonna get is a stack of worthless iou's and custody of Barron. Probably stick her with the bill for the prison phone call too.

TOTAL FRAUD!!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

That's a lot of trifectas there.

One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Ooops! Dad isn't the only bronco buster in mom's stable. LOL 🤣

Let's give religion a break just for a moment.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

I grew up in a heavily catholic ethnic area. Each summer, the churches would run large fund-raising outdoor picnics on a Friday-Sunday schedule, with ethnic food, steamed clams, beer, bingo, big six, penny pitch. They'd all get together so as not to step on the other's weekend bash. Those were all kinds of fun. They put the fun in fundraising. Other than that, nada.

The Last Time the U.S. Army Cleared Demonstrators From Pennsylvania Avenue - POLITICO

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

I can't remember any president being compared to both Hoover and Hitler. Yet, here we are. History repeats itself once again.

Trump taking Liberties.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Based on the protests, it looks like we're not ready to let you take our liberties just yet, you low IQ toupee-wearing arsewipe.

Truth bomb

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Corvid will disappear, and in gratitude will leave small shiny objects in your yard for 19 days.

A young lady is making video headlines by simply lip-syncing Trump; the videos are just Hilarious!...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Such a simple idea so beautifully executed . I hope Ms. Cooper's career skyrockets. 💙

Steve Schmidt on MSNBC talking about Barr's "thugocracy". [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

This is another guy with a lot of negative karma to neutralize. His work as part of the Lincoln Project goes a long way towards that kind of redemption.

How to bunker down ...[facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I love Sarah Moore. She has become the rising star of this last part of the Trump disaster.

Well, after all this time of being quarantined, finally had a few friends over to the house for ...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

See if you can get a refund from the Mr. Clean people, Johnny, they were jiving you.

Lets do that

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I'll chip in 5 bucks, get the GOOD nails.

Trump shares Candace Owens interview saying ‘George Floyd was not a good person’

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Speaker at one of the huge rallies: "Hey, HEY! LISTEN UP! You can all go HOME. It turns out Floyd wasn't a nice guy, so killing him was OK!! All right? Thanks, thanks for coming, just line up and leave. THANK YOU." Honestly, these wingnuts.

Trump's Crowd [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Has he tried to say they are all there to support him yet? If not, that's surprising. It's the sort of self-delusion that has become his very tired trademark.

At last . . . a wall that makes sense (as long as it keeps him in - right?)

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Ya know, for a guy who worries so much about image and optics, he sure is fucking this up. Big time.

Gawd I hope they are all conservative right wingnuts.

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

When you decide to pursue stupidity as an end in itself, the results are predictable and sad.

Colin Powell, on the Lying Birther: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

About time.

The Trump Regime Is Beginning to Topple - The Atlantic

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I love the phrase "withholding cooperation". That's how you do it.

Who had Yellowstone?

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2020:

If this fucker blows, we are all dead.

Who trust the Bible? ..🙄

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2020:

You mean that's not true?

Is it a duplicity when Trump says that he hates bigots but doesn't hate himself?

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2020:

It's just a lie,, one of soooo many more.

Birth of A Movement!: Exactly what I've been hoping for- Perhaps they will escort the Orange ...

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Every explosion starts with a spark, every chemical reaction begins with a catalyst, every fire starts with a match.

Interesting view

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I've got answers. Heh.

He knows some tricks!

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2020:

You should see what he pulls out of his arse. Or maybe not.

Rand Paul Says Secret to Social Distancing Is Making Everyone Despise You | The New Yorker

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2020:

He's a natural!

DC Mayor/City Counsel has 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' painted on the road to the White House in HUGE Yellow...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Nicely stated and rendered, right where someone who needs to read it and internalize it can see it clearly.

Hang on, let me think awhile! :-)

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2020:

ATM

Sweetest Daddy ever!

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Yeah, that happens. 8-)

When donald trump came out of hiding this week.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Soooo many people think those two things are the same thing..Sooooo many people are dead fucking wrong.

SECRETARY OF THE ARMY AND THE CONSTITUTION- WILL WE SEE TRUMP UNDER HOUSE ARREST? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Sen. Murkowski looks like one of the first cracks in the damn.

Do a shot and vote for Biden

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I'll take the shot, but the potato is the one who will get fried. Heh.

[queerty.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

If you like to engage in parallelism, you can make the credible argument that Nazi Germany's international military success began with an alliance with Russia against the rest of the Europe, and their decline began when they turned on Russia. I don't see our semi-fuerher wannabe double-crossing Russia soon, but if he does, well, we do have history as a guide to what happens next. And he does have a history of double-crossing people.

Trouble brewing.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

You have to break these things down to figure out what to do.

Fair enough.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

That's my motto too!

I enjoy being part of this group , being almost two years since I joined.

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Congratulations on reaching level 8! Don't let the level 7's con you into showing them the secret handshake! Here in NC, as well as throughout the Bible belt, religious beliefs or disbelief are conflated with politics, especially in the more bucolic parts. I've had people come to me privately after hearing about my own atheism and quietly admit they agree. I've also had loud disagreement and scorn as responses. But even the local JW's give me some space when I tell them, some even want to talk about it. Anyway keep posting. I'm at level 8.5 and there is still a long way for me to go. Persistence will be your path to 9. 😊

Way to Go!: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Good on the chief. Wonder if our dimwit in chief will trash him with stupid tweets.

Twitter can be good and bad...

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I don't have a twitter account. I guess this is why I'm always the last to know.

A note on djt's character...

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Probably unfit to be a fucking vertebrate, too.

Just keep digging for a bit longer

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Treasure trove of material for his speeches dead ahead.

Seal it up!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Yeah, let's play this one safe, ok?

Trump Upside down at Church: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Trying to figure out what the most shameful thing this asswipe has done is almost impossible. Remember, this is a guy who mocked a handicapped reporter, insulted not one, not two, but three war heroes, all deceased, and who found it impossible to say "Nazis are bad". This is indeed a shameful stunt, but maybe we should say it's the most shameful *SO FAR*.

My favorite sign so far. [openculture.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Beautiful! One vote at a time, this can be done.

The wannabe dictator

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Good catch, Ben!

Don Jr. Continues to Be an Incredibly Dangerous and Dumb Man [theslot.jezebel.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2020:

The imbecile doesn't fall far from the vulgar moron.

Just imagine . . . . FAUX News (aka Pravda) would be in melt down mode

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2020:

He didn't, but they called him that anyway.

Trump, Upside Down! [politicalflare.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Yeah, he DID talk to Putin earlier in the day. This has his borscht-smelling fingerprints all over it.

This morning I heard conservative pundit David Frum on Sam Harris' latest podcast warn of the ...

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2020:

You need 15 senators to give back the money and find a conscience, then you need a majority leader to call a vote. I am not optimistic.

Trump must go, before it's too late.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2020:

I can't see how to avoid it, our rat is cornered and now he wants to show how tough he is. I don't like to engage in hyperbole, but this is his Reichstag fire, his pretext to impose martial law, his excuse to start shooting people he doesn't like. I was dreading this day.

Hey Trump?! Eat my shorts!!

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2020:

Nice and simple, to the point, incisive. I like it. 😊

I am trying really hard not to hate trump because hate is not good for the hater.

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2020:

I know. For a guy like this, it's the right thing.

Apparently Trump hid in a bunker during the protest outside the white house; Aw diddums, what ...

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2020:

Hard to talk tough when you are hiding in the dark, filling your pants.

Ever have that queasy feeling?

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2020:

Good analogies across the board.

Anyone get their letter from the IRS, signed by Trump, taking all the credit for Issuing the ...

zeuser comments on May 31, 2020:

Yeah. I shredded it.

Hypocrisy of Mike Pence

zeuser comments on May 31, 2020:

It's a toss up which closeted ball licking jerkoff I dislike more, Pence or Lindsay Graham. I will say they are each detestable in their own way.

THIS! is the real Trump! Beyond words His one accomplishment will have been the ripping apart of ...

zeuser comments on May 31, 2020:

This isn't really a big reveal, we've been expecting this all along, or at least I have but I think I have a lot of company.

Almost as if Jesus was fictional!

zeuser comments on May 31, 2020:

Cold case! LOL

Yep.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2020:

Where are those vicious dogs and ominous weapons I've been hearing about?

PSA from the heartland

zeuser comments on May 31, 2020:

I've often heard the phrase "have a roll in the hay", but I never thought this is what it meant.

A news post this morning was that Trump had cancelled the G7 meeting.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2020:

Bad enough to face covid risks and listen to our asshole president promote his property, but the risk of encountering bedbugs at Doral probably put the final nail in the coffin.

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. - Johann von Goethe

zeuser comments on May 30, 2020:

Frightful and pathetic both.

This is why I still have a trace of hope. [slate.com]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2020:

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. I hope Justice Roberts continues to represent a fair judiciary, even though his fingerprints are on some odious decisions - like citizen's united for example. Kavanaugh ought to just drink himself into a cirrhosis of the liver situation, the sooner the better.

Sometimes my heart is warmed by the Judiciary.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2020:

It's rare, but occasionally justice is done - even though it seems to be almost like an accident when it happens.

As Rex Tillerson said, "Fucking moron!" [npr.org]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2020:

Rex had him pegged, which isn't difficult to do BTW. Lamar Alexander disagrees with this decision, does he? Well, that ought to fix things up. Sheezus.

Co-pilot hmmm? Well that bastard probably just floated away and was fine then eh?!

zeuser comments on May 30, 2020:

As Father Guido Sarducci once mused "If we are all made in God's image, shouldn't we all be, like, invisible?" Or something like that.

Trash can only pile so high before you have to take it out! Get America clean again people!

zeuser comments on May 30, 2020:

Blame it all on China, Obama and "Democrat" governors? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Obviously a trump fan ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on May 30, 2020:

I got my first haircut since February yesterday. My stylist said she was giving haircuts on her back porch, so at least she didn't starve. Now, if I get the covid, at least I'll look good.

What do you call a bee that comes from the U.S? ... a USB. Sorry. I’ll show myself out.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2020:

Hey, you know the guy that invented the USB port recently died. Yeah, they lowered the coffin into the grave, stopped halfway and pulled it out, rotated it 180 degress, and lowered it back all the way.

We're getting a whiff of the coming Civil War.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2020:

It's a real risk. His white nationalist buddies are just looking for an excuse to start their boogaloo race war. I think the election will happen, and that there will be cheating and disinformation (propaganda) and rank voter suppression. Will that be enough to get Biden enough electoral votes - I can't answer that but it can go either way from my perspective. If he loses, he will not leave voluntarily. How much popular support and violence he is willing to foment - I also have no idea. And all this against the backdrop of massive unemployment and probably still the pandemic. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Putting the Twit in Twitter

zeuser comments on May 30, 2020:

Go ahead! Pull the trigger, you idiot.

fingering ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on May 29, 2020:

Ringing the devil's doorbell too, I'd wager.

“What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

zeuser comments on May 29, 2020:

I like to suddenly smile for no apparent reason. Makes people wonder what I've got up my sleeve.

Twitter hides Donald Trump tweet for 'glorifying violence' | Technology | The Guardian

zeuser comments on May 29, 2020:

I'm not that crazy about social media monopolies (well, any monopolies really), and twitter in particular has let a lot of shit slide down the mountain, but I guess the process of growing a conscience requires a first step. Let's see if they cave.

Dictatorship over a private entity (twitter) and free speech?

zeuser comments on May 29, 2020:

All the complicit repubs who think that all of this is just hunky fucking dory will go down in history as quislings and traitors.

Trump's Proxy in Florida: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

DeSantis is a putz, an ass-kissing sycophant, a shill for billionaires, and I bet he smells like stale urine.

The Real Objection To Vote By Mail [sheilakennedy.net]

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

She's right. Changing the game so cheaters can't cheat upsets no one - except the ones who can't cheat anymore. You remember when you were a kid and you caught someone cheating at a board game? First reaction of the cheater - turn the board upside down and have a tantrum. So many things we learn as children remain true into adulthood and beyond.

This is a good thing to copy and paste into lots of threads in Trumps Twitter feed and anywhere else...

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

As distasteful as it is, sometimes the only way to fight fire is with fire.

Another nice piece written by Thomas Clay: Thomas Clay25 May 2020, 8:15pm Likes: 11.

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

This is the face of evil. Kissing the asses of the rich whilst shitting all over people who work for a living, then lying about it and blaming the very people who are trying to stop them while also trying to clean up the mess.

I don't know if there is anyone from PA on here, but I was in tears watching this.

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

Holy shit! This is appalling! Sims is right, there needs to be prosecutions and jail time.