fingering ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on May 29, 2020:

Ringing the devil's doorbell too, I'd wager.

“What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

zeuser comments on May 29, 2020:

I like to suddenly smile for no apparent reason. Makes people wonder what I've got up my sleeve.

Twitter hides Donald Trump tweet for 'glorifying violence' | Technology | The Guardian

zeuser comments on May 29, 2020:

I'm not that crazy about social media monopolies (well, any monopolies really), and twitter in particular has let a lot of shit slide down the mountain, but I guess the process of growing a conscience requires a first step. Let's see if they cave.

Dictatorship over a private entity (twitter) and free speech?

zeuser comments on May 29, 2020:

All the complicit repubs who think that all of this is just hunky fucking dory will go down in history as quislings and traitors.

Trump's Proxy in Florida: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

DeSantis is a putz, an ass-kissing sycophant, a shill for billionaires, and I bet he smells like stale urine.

The Real Objection To Vote By Mail [sheilakennedy.net]

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

She's right. Changing the game so cheaters can't cheat upsets no one - except the ones who can't cheat anymore. You remember when you were a kid and you caught someone cheating at a board game? First reaction of the cheater - turn the board upside down and have a tantrum. So many things we learn as children remain true into adulthood and beyond.

This is a good thing to copy and paste into lots of threads in Trumps Twitter feed and anywhere else...

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

As distasteful as it is, sometimes the only way to fight fire is with fire.

Another nice piece written by Thomas Clay: Thomas Clay25 May 2020, 8:15pm Likes: 11.

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

This is the face of evil. Kissing the asses of the rich whilst shitting all over people who work for a living, then lying about it and blaming the very people who are trying to stop them while also trying to clean up the mess.

I don't know if there is anyone from PA on here, but I was in tears watching this.

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

Holy shit! This is appalling! Sims is right, there needs to be prosecutions and jail time.

Donald Trump's lies are so outrageous that now God is calling him out [dailykos.com] 😅😅

zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:

Go God! LOL

That feeling you get after listening to Trump for two minutes

zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:

Doesn't take me that long anymore either.

It is better to be a has-been than a never-was. - C. Northcote Parkinson

zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:

I've been both. At this point, the difference is negligable. 😜

On a serious note .

zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:

Fuck and damn, hell YEAH! 💙

History, it's a harsh mistress.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:

I think this was Putin's plan all along. We'll see if it pans out for him.

As I was leaving work today I heard a man checking out at the counter say "I don't know but I sure ...

zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:

We got your back here, Deno. Engaging with nitwits risks having some of their nitwittery rub off on you.

Potty POTUS

zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:

The sippy cup is a nice touch.

Trump’s war on reality just got a lot more dangerous - The Washington Post

zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:

When you elect someone whose only discernable skill is bullshit, flim-flam hucksterism, what in the world do you think his policies are going to be like? If you guessed anything else but bullshit, flim-flam hucksterism, then you are getting exactly the policy response you deserve. The sad part is that everyone else gets that same cocktail of horseshit too.

New power source ??

zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:

Well, that's quite a mouthful.

Do you believe her? 🤨

zeuser comments on May 26, 2020:

Make him give it back!

Trump pegged as ‘the least masculine’ president in modern times by Naval War College professor ...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2020:

And his dumbass supporters share the worst of his traditionally un-masculine traits.

Another former 45 supporter turns on him, AGAIN. [dailymail.co.uk]

zeuser comments on May 26, 2020:

Even nazi wingnuts understand when they are being swindled, and just like everybody else, they don't like being fooled at all.

Any resemblance to a real character is pure coincidence...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2020:

I bet the pooch has a unique way of delivering holy water.

One night four university friends went out drinkinig till late night, as many college students are ...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2020:

You gotta get your stories straight. Rule number one for successful conspiracy.

BECAUSE HE SAID NOT TO...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2020:

I just mailed my application for the NC ballot yesterday.

ACCESORIES FOR WEDDINGS, PARTIES, CARNIVAL!...PRE-ORDER TODAY AND GET 10% DISCOUNT!

zeuser comments on May 26, 2020:

Too bad the Kentucky Derby was canceled, these would rival those silly-ass hats that the ladies wear to the races.

Poor fashion sense

zeuser comments on May 26, 2020:

They say it pays to advertise, but this yo-yo needs another ad agency.

You may have heard of Shelley Luther, the woman sentenced to jail for contempt of court for opening ...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2020:

Do people like this honestly think that nobody is going to catch on to their scams? She is taking her cues from the leader of the free world, I guess, who is the prototypical brazen grifter who doesn't even try to evade detection.

“Perhaps Howard Stern, of all people, said it best: “The oddity in all of this is the people ...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2020:

Howard can be a dick, but when he's right, he's right.

Coulter vs the Turd. Hilarious. [thewrap.com]

zeuser comments on May 25, 2020:

They are like crickets in a box. Eventually, they start devouring each other.

Fvangelicals Unmasked [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 25, 2020:

As close to the everlasting truth as any of us is bound to hear.

The Influential Evangelical Group Mobilizing to Reelect Trump

zeuser comments on May 25, 2020:

I understand the profit motive as the reason to support morally reprehensible positions and activities. It's been with us since the dawn of humanity. But, using supernatural woo to justify the same kinds of positions gets my back up. That too has been with us for a long time. And from what I can tell from the article, the UIP is also skilled at separating the yokels from their shekels, so we have a bit of both going on here. Gag worthy in both cases.

An old man boarded an airplane and took his seat.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2020:

Quick thinking you old bugger!

It's a great speech and hard to argue with anything he said.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2020:

Not before, not now, not ever.

There were no other details to this picture, completely out of context.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2020:

Well, they say the brain is the largest sex organ in the body, so this gives it a chance to show off more directly for a change. Of course, y'all know what the second largest sex organ in the body is, don't you? The hand.

What did I come in here for?

zeuser comments on May 25, 2020:

When this happens, I usually go back to where I was to begin with, and after a couple of seconds, the remaining need to be fulfilled becomes apparent - again - and I make a second attempt. Saying to myself where I am going and for what over and over to myself silently until I accomplish the task. Heh.

His mom was a litterer.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2020:

Awwww, it doesn't mean what you think it means you little cutie pie.

Resistance is futile! Evil lurks in strange places.

zeuser comments on May 24, 2020:

I scream, you scream, for ALL ETERNITY!!

The Trump administration wants Planned Parenthood affiliates to give back their PPP loans - Vox

zeuser comments on May 24, 2020:

Oh FFS.

(Warning: Reading this article may cause alcoholism, drug addiction or murderous rages) TRUMP'S ...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2020:

Noble prize material, for sure.

One picture > 1000 words

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

Nope, that's it in two photos.

"I find television very educating.

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

Ernie Kovacs, a Marx contemporary, once said this: "They call television a medium because it is neither rare nor well done."

That cheat!

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

Next step, he's gonna ghost her. LOL

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

Good one, young master. Don't let 'em rank you!

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

Are there franchising opportunities? Asking for my liberal buddy.

Perfect picture of him

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

Ouch. Nasty image. Accurate, but you know, not appealing.

Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

Sure it's a temple. Wanna see where the pews are?

Don't make promises you can't keep.

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

Time for the second shift to step in.

I think this posting speaks for itself.[youtu.be]

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

The one...the only!

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. - Stephen Hawking

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

Am I just a joke to you, Stephen?

I'd rather take my chances with covid 🤢

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

Some people reach for the stars. Other people reach for...something else.

The problem with some of us...

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

Oooo, it sure seems like that sometimes.

The first prize must have been good

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

Now just hold on, what kind of toaster?

"I've Never Made a Mistake," So I can't concede anything. You take this crap, and die?

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

If he admits he is wrong just one time, even when it is demonstrably true and lives are actually at stake if he doesn't, it represents the first thread pulled clear from the whole cloth of his fantasies. If you were wrong here, bozo, what *else* are you wrong about? Turns out, just about everything.

Trump, a devotee of Norman Vincent Peale.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

I always thought that Peale's ouvre was a sappy, trite, hackneyed pile of psycho-babble bullshit. For most people, this is a harmless way to feel good, like the power of attraction nonsense does, while causing no ill effects. It took a full on malignantly narcissistic misanthrope with unearned resources like our own mango Mussolini to weaponize and pervert it.

Why punctuation matters.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

I don't wanna know what kind of butter that is.

Haven't seen it explained this well before...

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

Good up to a point. The dog probably doesn't attack other dogs who don't look like him, or who are owned by other guys.

Well, at least here's something encouraging.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:

It's a cycle. That's just how they, uh, roll. You know?

Biblical numbers of deaths but could have been worse ( 2.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:

I truly believe he should be tried for genocide.

Nothing wrong with mini-skirts!

zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:

Even in the afterlife we have to put up with slut-shaming. Luckily, there is no afterlife, but still.

“The path of least resistance and least trouble is a mental rut already made.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:

And as we all know, work is unpopular.

Shame on me for believing some conspiracies.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

Widespread voter suppression, stealing mail-in ballots, voter intimidation, and prior to the election, foreign-based propaganda targeted to the areas crucial to swing state turnout. Just a guess.

Fishing lures have gone pornographic since the last fishing season.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

You have to wonder what kind of fish these are designed to lure. Wait, I take that back. LOL

Read this on another board and thought I'd offer it up for discussion here.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

I guess you could look at it like this as a matter of personal perspective, but what this guy suggests is not radical or different. People die and people are born, completely normal. The speculation is that one specific event is linked to another specific event, based on nothing I can see. He or she isn't crazy. I'd suggest the term underdetermined. Too many unknowns, not enough equations.

Trump threatens to 'hold up funding' to Michigan for expanding vote-by-mail access

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

An empty threat, like so many of his lunatic rants. He was withholding funds from states with sanctuary cities, remember that? Exactly what is he going to withhold? Cowardly ignorant asswipe says what?

This ought to prove interesting [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

Keep your eye open for prosecutors resigning or "disappearing". Our boy is not above strongarm tactics.

temp [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

They had to borrow that bad boy from the zoo, didn't they? LOL

Who would dare?! 😱🤣

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

Nope, nope, nope. You go ahead, darlin', I'll be at the beer stand eatin' a funnel cake.

What a tit. 🙄 😂(tit: British informal: A foolish or ineffectual person)

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

You just want to slap the photog on the back of the head and say "What the FUCK is wrong with you?!?" LOL

Holy Shoot

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

The only thing that counts is if they can still pass around the collection basket. LOL

threw me off when they used the word "leader"

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

That's a jerkoff masquerading as a leader. And not very well, either.

Georgia church closes again, as new cases pop up in its congregation, and Florida Still Ruled ...

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

No, don't stop the services! This is murka! We got religious freedoms! *cough cough*

Trump refusing to unveil Obama's portrait at the White House - Business Insider

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

President Obama said he didn't plan to attend while Trump was in the White House anyway.

Hydroxychloroquin

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

You can't cheat an honest man, remember that.

The origin of the easter bunny

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

I love it!

Trump’s use of unproven drug to ward off covid-19 prompts concerns, ridicule.

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

Somebody said that Nancy Pelosi has just renewed her lease for space in Trump's head. Sounds about right.

Sooo petty. [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

I'm taking my football and going home! I'll hold my breath until I die!

Another Lincoln Project release and a short piece about orange blob's reaction to them: ...

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

These are my guys. Go for the gut punch and keep swinging, guys.

Unsuccessful president, unsuccessful businessman Trump thinks to stop trading with China will save ...

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

Well among his economic advisers is that nitwit, Peter "Tariffs are Wonderful" Navarro, so that explains where this idiocy comes from. And knowledge of bankruptcy laws are not the same as understanding basic economics.

What do you do when it seems like Covid19 is leading us to "Armageddon?

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

Just don't get caught.

Taking Hydroxy. [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

I love Sarah! Good for a belly laugh. As for our pill popping moron, the default position for anything he says is that he is lying. With his track record, you are odds on to be correct.

Shame on you!!!

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

Noooo, that's the best part of the evening entertainment.

I don't mean to offend with this but seriously please tell me you don't really think trump is dumb ...

zeuser comments on May 18, 2020:

Seems to me you can be evil and stupid at the same time.

White House approved!!!!

zeuser comments on May 18, 2020:

This is the only time he picked a winner. The booger is now the new acting chief of staff.

Maybe at my 18th bday if would of been funny.

zeuser comments on May 18, 2020:

Maybe his anglo buddy gave him the shirt and told him it meant something else as a joke?

Legal Analysis of "Obamagate.

zeuser comments on May 18, 2020:

Good reminder of the criminals we are currently dealing with.

Owner Claims Her Salon is Also Ministry and Should Be Allowed to Reopen The owner of a ...

zeuser comments on May 18, 2020:

A faith based hair salon? What the fuck does that even mean? The christers are completely out of hand, ironically supported by the most corrupt regime in the history of the republic. Coincidence? You tell me.

Peter Navarro complains that the CDC let the country down.

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

Navarro is an unprincipled right wing hack who thinks that tariffs are fantastic - the more the better. The times he tried to get the toddler in chief to read his briefings were to alert him to opportunities to steal OPM (other people's money) while minimizing the political fallout, but our orangutan half-breed was too greedy to care about hedging his bets, instinctively avoiding anything that would require intelligence or, quite frankly, effort. The administration's current disparagement of the CDC is pure political ass-covering and blame deflection based on lies and self-fulfilling accusations of shortcomings actually caused by funding and staffing cuts. Fuck all these guys. With a cactus.

What are the odds of having the election in November? Will there be a U.S.A. in January?

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

We'll have the election, I'm not sure how fair it will be, but it will happen.What I worry about is whether they will try to compromise the electoral college, like most organized criminal bosses will do to a jury. I'd cast odds at 65-75% in favor of the country surviving, though what kind of shape it would be in is anyone's guess. Take that for what it's worth.

Eric Trump: Coronavirus will disappear after election day - Business Insider

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

That's what they get for letting Eric out of the locked closet.

After seeing the one warning us about proper punctuation, I feel I must warn everyone that capital ...

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

LOL He never wants any help!

Is your yard private?

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

One characteristic church goers like this rely on to both believe in the mythology and function in life simultaneously is the ability to compartmentalize the religion from objective reality. They often do this with political figures too. No contradiction, just compartmentalization.

Sounds good how about you

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

Me too!

[huffpost.com] He hires the best people!

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

Wow. Almost like he is daring anyone to point out how blatantly illegal and unethical this is so he can laugh at them.

My Grandma is Racist. She Hates Exactly Half of Me- the Latina Half.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2020:

She's beautiful. The article is wonderfully written and very incisive. It is beyond shameful that people still need to write articles like this, but I don't see the underlying issue changing anytime soon. Makes me sad. May harmony find you both.

nailed it [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on May 16, 2020:

Looks like Catwoman is, um, *rubbing off* on him. 🤣

I have heard many people over the years say that they would not want to live forever even if they ...

zeuser comments on May 16, 2020:

The first world problem with living forever is sheer boredom. The reality is that a lot of people are scratching-out-a-living poor. Others are physically or mentally disabled. Still others are nasty bullies or criminals. So those guys don't get to live forever? Or are you saying everybody lives forever? Do your loved ones get to live forever? What about the people you really despise? ' But as an abstract thought experiment, what are the parameters? Do you KNOW before you will not die that you will not die? Maybe you can make some preparations if that is the case, but if it catches you by surprise after living what you thought would be a normal lifespan, I can see problems beyond boredom. But no, it's not for me regardless, which is lucky, because one day I'll be gone regardless of what I want. Kevin Hearne has a good series of novels called the Iron Druid series, where the main character is 2100 years old. He has some good insights into the problems associated with perpetual life.

Open the country?

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

Excellent idea! Own the fucking libtards! LOL 🤣

Breaking News!!! Please share!!!!

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

Will it still give you a buzz? Asking for a buddy.

[yahoo.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

I think in his perverted logic, and it's stretch to call it that, he means that this proves we are testing a lot. Either that, or it's another prime example of orangutanian sarcasm. The third alternative is he actually believes this and that is his strategy, again if that's what you want to call it. I am leaning towards the third alternative.

Oh my, Grandma!

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

Back then, it was a species survival mechanism because you knew a couple of your kids were gonna die before they grew up. Given our current situation, it might not be a bad idea to revisit this strategy.