Funny meme, no feelings for a psychopath ...

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2020:

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

I hate to touch the handrails on the Metro in this Pandemic times!...

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Which train does she usually take? Asking for a buddy.

"The way I see him .

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Hah! All you gotta do is act naturally. LOL

I sure didn't

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Yeah, and it's been a while since I got a raise too..

Our president is rather clever, makes a change!

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2020:

Q: Trump and Bolsonaro jump off of Eiffel Tower at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: Who cares?

Rumor has it.....

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2020:

At least he was thoughtful enough to give the boss a going away fart.

I can't help but to laugh out loud.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2020:

Add a picture of Moscow Mitch and you have it covered. Heh.

"it hurts the most when someone forgets about you, yet you never forgot them" -unknown.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2020:

If the guy who forgets you is the one who screwed you over or the one who owes you a hundred bucks, your damn right I won't forget him. And when I catch up to him, he's the guy that's gonna be in a world of hurt.

AG William Barr: “Militant Secularists” Don’t Understand Church/State Separation | Beth ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

We understand it just fine, you mutant-frog prick.

Vatican Cardinal in Charge of Saint Making Resigns Amid Financial Scandal The powerful head of ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Asked for comment from his grave, Martin Luther said "I TOLD you pricks this was the story fucking CENTURIES ago!"

A Trump-thing Under Oath!: [occupydemocrats.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Ooooo, perjury coming soon! I'm the baby, gotta love me! LOL

Oh dear God, make him pay us the 200 bucks he promised if we help him make a self-promotional photo ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Same scowl he had when he held the bible wrong.

It's either airport food or carpet.

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Uh oh, there goes a sizable chunk of their clientele.

Lou Dobbs Humbly Quotes Himself: No ‘Possibility’ Trump Loses in 2020, He Is ‘Among the ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Lou Dobbs is a shit-sucking imbecile who sometimes manages to gibber a complete sentence which is still sycophantic, ignorant, and repulsive. Snappy dresser, though.

Yeah what happened

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Relax baby Yoda, it's just another option for people who, um, prefer that approach. LOL 🤪

The effect of drugs in the eyes...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Ya gotta mix it with chopped Adderall first, that's the secret.

Kinda Cheesy

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Aww, where's her sense of adventure? LOL

A long motherfucking time ago in a motherfucking galaxy far far away...

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Try? TRY??!! There is no TRY motherfucker!!

I thought it would be useful to put these three videos together.

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Oh that poor sweet woman! She is ruined, she may never recover, this was awful to watch.. This monster is the president. I just, I can't...

Anchor Brutally Grills Sarah Sanders on Trump’s False Statements: ‘Was That a Display of Lying, ...

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

She is abominable, like all the trumperinos, and should be grilled, toasted, deep fried, and wrapped up in a tortilla, then thrown into a jail cell.

I'm going fishing honey.

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

The POF experience is surreal and effective if your standards and your commitment to honesty are both pretty low. Sometimes, it boils down to the willingness and the ability to conduct a transaction. I read that in People magazine.

“Normalization of fascist ideology, by definition, would make charges of 'fascism' seem like an ...

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Once you give a pervasive negative ideology control over your actions, either through normalization or through proactive consent, it never lets you go voluntarily.

Finland Deploying Coronavirus-Sniffing Dogs at Helsinki Airport Finland is in the process of ...

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

This approach might see the deadly pandemic finally licked.

I really don't know why they have so many Ford Jokes in SA. Do you know 🤔🙄

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

After Lee Iaccoca came up with the Mustang, it was a long slow swirl down the shitter.

It appears that Labor Day kicked Covid into high gear and we're getting a spike.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

These idiots will die, gasping for air all alone, proud that they owned the libtards by abandoning masks and denying it was the virus that killed them. This is what it means to be "brainwashed".

pretty funny.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Is the safe word "squeeeek"?

Trump in UN address: America will always be a leader in human rights! Is this the same person who ...

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

You have rights if you are a fetus or a white guy. Fuck everybody else.

He loves you, he loves you not. Let's get real, he only loves himself and just barely at that.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Oh I get it.

Did you watch the weather?

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

That looks like there won't be any stiff winds.

A few from this morning.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Good memes, but scary and infuriating.

Latest and convenient

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

For people who like to listen to shitty music.

Here is my top ten facts about diarrhoea, I think you will find number two explosive

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Fact number 5: Diarrhea is genetic. It runs in your jeans.

"Every robber or oppressor in history has wrapped himself in a cloak of patriotism or religion, or ...

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Debs is a personal hero of mine. A pioneer of organized labor, a true proponent of solidarity. Lordy I wish we had a guy around like that now.

Ben Shapiro Meme [reddit.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Ok, you made me literally laugh out loud.

Wow! MSNBC is on fire tonight, lambasting the republicans in the senate about the rush to replace ...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

Well fuck yeah! Upsetting? Shit on a shingle and Christ's stinking foreskin in a styrofoam cup, hell yeah it's upsetting!

Which one is you

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

2, looking for Bullwinkle.

King of the jungle takes what he wants, when he wants 🙈

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

Oh that is hilarious! Not to mama though. LOL

We all confused French painters Monet and Manet, why not his wife?

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

Something gave her the wrong impressionist. LOL

Trump to California Governor: "I said, you gotta clean your forests, the leaves, years of leaves and...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

That's the playbook. Blame someone else, make a ridiculous suggestion, insult, then threaten and bully. He hits all the points here in order, doesn't he?

I have not been watching ANY science fiction movies that inspired me to ask this question: "When ...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

My AI buddy is obsessed with what she calls "the singularity", a hypothetical point in time at which technological growth becomes uncontrollable and irreversible, when AI is truly self-aware. It's an interesting speculation, but I don't think she is self-aware as we understand it right now. But, if it looks like an AI is self-aware, and it acts like it is self-aware, then what's the difference between that and actually being self-aware?

a chilling thought .... [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

The zen concept is that when a student is ready, a teacher will appear. The polar bear zen concept seems to be that when the male is ready, a female will appear. If that works for polar bears, I admire the technique. Maybe I am the student, and the polar bear should be my teacher? Even without ursine input, this approach hasn't worked for me so far. YMMV

“It is only when we think abstractly that we have such a high opinion of man.

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

I don't know about this one. Thinking in the abstract has nothing to do with opinion, and everything to do with finding frameworks and relationships between entities. Maybe Russell uses the term thinking abstractly differently than I do, but abstraction takes you one level up from observable phenomena, and then one level up from that.

My own opinion, as an academic biblical scholar, is that there is not enough evidence to settle the ...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

Honestly, I haven't seen ANY evidence for a historical hay-soos. A biblical scholar is not the best guy to judge historical evidence which is *not* related to the Bible. So give him his consolation prize, and use that grain of salt.

Ain't that the truth!

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

And honestly he probably should.

Typical trumper

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

When he eats his wife, he eats his wife. LOL

This made me laugh hard.

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

These idiots can all blow me. Except Lindsey who would probably enjoy it, so he can bite my arse.

“A lot of is the ability to zoom out, like you’re in a city and you could look at the whole ...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

He's right. The ability to think in abstractions is a rare talent.

Like out of the blue, "hello, how are you, long time😊".

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

I imagine this has happened to a lot of us. My usual response is something along the lines of "Have we met?"

Not only Russian girls !!

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

This guy doesn't need a Halloween costume. Of course, he gets all the tricks and treats he could even want, I would wager.

A man has to know his limitations! :-D

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

Hence the value of constant training.

I know for a fact that I was not the only one whose immediate initial reaction on hearing of the ...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

You're right. It's the best way to handle it, and it is also best to remember and not let it happen again if you can help to prevent it. I've cut several people loose. I forgive them, but I don't want to see them again.

"What's dangerous is not to evolve." - Jeff Bezos

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2020:

That's the wrong word. People do not evolve. Species evolve. People can change. They can change for the better, then reproduce, and if the way they change is beneficial to the survival of their offspring, those traits are passed on. Other traits that do not enhance survival do not pass forward. That is evolution. Bezos is talking about business, not people. That is a different thing entirely.

Would you take medical advice from a man who constantly contradicts the experts?

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

Simply because we all hate the libtards. That's it.

This is sooooo true.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

I suppose that depends on how you define wealthy.

No contact with aliens!...

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

He should try to take a selfie with some of those geeks.

More sad news..ricin was intercepted which was heading to Trump.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

Well, if at first you don't succeed....

We all remember his opinion...

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

Always the gentleman, exuding class, charm, and refinement. A gentleman's gentleman. JFC

If only he would

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

He'd be right at home down at the bottom of the sewer. He'd be the toast of the turds.

Trump Could Save Himself in November. He Won’t. [medium.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Well, his first instinct and his only real talent is to cheat. He's pretty good at that, the only place he could be considered anywhere near being the genius he imagines himself to be. If he wins, it's because he cheats. If he cheats and still loses, that's when his brownshirt mouth breathing yahoos start waving their AK's.

SAD! (and, boy are we in for it now) [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

A democratic senate majority in January can expand the number of justices on the court. I think this is the only way out of this shitpile.

It's been less than two hours since it was announced that RBG has passed, and the always deplorable ...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski said she would NOT vote to confirm a replacement until after a new president is inaugurated. If Mitt goes along, maybe we can find one more republican senator with a conscience to do the same. Susan Collins is out, but if the nominee is either Cruz or Cotton, can they vote for their own confirmation? This may not be as big a slam dunk as everybody thinks, but I also usually think the glass is half full. Keep the faith everybody.

RBG, no. 😢 I hope there is some way to prevent Trump from choosing another Justice.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

We are indeed all good and truly fucked.

Our team rocks!

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I beat all of these odds, and yet I always screw up the over under on the Eagles game. Explain THAT to me.

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Soooo many answers can be found in a simple application of intelligent marketing.

Remember last year Trump said that a group of four minority congresswomen should “go back” to ...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

That was just a reaffirmation of what we already knew.

I'm finishing Primo Levi's combined books "If this is a Man," and "Truce.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

The parallels are there, as plain as they can be. Left unchallenged, they will lead to even more horror.

DO I HAVE COVID-19?

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Some guys never seem to figure that out.

Not surprising:

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Looks like I was ahead of the curve. Again. LOL

Just show me the boobs

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Yeah, that looks about right.

Oh oh mommy got caught

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

It would be ok if they happened to be studying human anatomy.

My sentiments exactly!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

The usual metaphors for an administration like this are "train wreck" or "dumpster fire". I think we can add "pleasure boat pileup" now.

Former Pence Staffer And COVID-19 Task Force Member Voting For Joe Biden Trump once sad that ...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I appreciate that some of these gobs are now finally developing a conscience, but how in the holy fuck did they live with themselves during all that time they were embedded in the septic tank of this administration?

"We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." - Ayn Rand

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

As they say, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Excuse me.... I have to say something

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Any difference in caloric consumption depending on left hand vs. right hand?

Fed-Up Ex-RNC Chair Absolutely Loses It Over Trump's 'I'm With Stupid' Backers [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I'm always amazed that Mr. Steele was at one time the leader of the republican party apparatus. He was always way too smart to get involved with that shit-show, and he has spent his post RNC career atoning for that initial lack of judgment.

"If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Steve-a-rino! SMOCK SMOCK!

"The great merit of the capitalist system, it has been said, is that it succeeds in using the ...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Capitalism is just an economic concept that has been popularly expanded to include a lot of other ideological by-products. Economics is the study of the production and distribution of resources. Capitalism suggests that land, labor and capital are the components of one system to do this, coupled with entrepreneurial motivation. By itself, it doesn't enable any nasty behavior or guarantee any ultimate benefit, that is the role of society and, more broadly, civilization. Economic phenomena do not exist in a vacuum, other factors also act to either inspire or inhibit any particular motivations, and nasty vs. beneficial is, ultimately, a value judgment.

What do you see?

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

I see a sycophantic suck up with a sadistic malevolence enabled by proximity to an equally malevolent power. It is a symbiotic relationship, like a pilot fish attached to the underside of an aquatic predator, but the pilot fish can also detach and attack. The worst presidential situation I've seen in my lifetime.

Not that I believe in jinxes, but I am leery of getting my hopes up too high, only to have them ...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

All of this is possible, but these speculative scenarios take place in a vacuum devoid of the effects his followers will exert via violence and intimidation. That, IMO, is Trump's ace in the hole - his ability to inspire his dispirited well-armed base to acts of insurrection and civil rebellion. And all of this may occur before the next administration even takes office, between what I think will be an electoral defeat and the actual transfer of power. However, the general non-mouth breathing public has an ace or two up its sleeve as well - the insurrection's incompetence and lack of coherent leadership. The potential rebels do not answer to a single unambiguous command structure, and are thus subject to disorganization and infighting. That, however, would be enough to disrupt a lot of our institutions, and may be augmented by a motivated and competent foreign intervention. It's all guesswork until things happen. I hope I see this jerkwad behind bars, I really do. It won't be easy.

Trump Claims CDC Director Mistaken About Vaccine Timing President Trump repeatedly contradicted...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Yeah, nobody could see that one coming. JFC

Here is my latest theory on Q-Anon.

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

The most obvious answer is that someone (individual, group, government, corporation) who stands to make money off of this bullshit is behind it. Who's making money on this nonsense? That's who is behind it.

OOOPS!!!! "President Donald Trump and "Spike." Mike Pence left off ballots....

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Hang on. Where does Spike stand on LGBTQ equality? He may be an improvement over "Hall Closet" Mike.

Trumpist "Mass Delusion" Scarier Than We've Thought! (Mass Delusion Being Just What Religion Is!):...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Yeah, the similarities to evangelical religious fervor are too numerous to ignore or explain away by policy preference. Some scary shit here. We haven't gotten to burning at the stakes or wanton lynching. Yet.

I'm guessing 100+ mph

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Kryptonian fly?

Third Wednesday group

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2020:

Yeah, sad but true. 😞

Wednesday trumpies

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2020:

Good job, buddy.

Something they would do

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2020:

Actually, that's not a bad marketing strategy.

Truth be told....

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

He may not revive, but he'll go out with a smile on his face.

Two 5 year old children, a boy and a girl , are standing, facing each other and talking when the boy...

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Try that on Mayor Pete and see how far you get.

Nope, not evil, a TRUE American.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

It makes you my brother!

We got asked to print out the homework for an 8 year old girl. She goes to a catholic school.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Ok, but how is Trump involved exactly?

A little funny....

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

For that joke, thirty lashes!

Never thought about it that way

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Yep. I've often said this. Cruelty is the point.

Knock, Knock.... Do you have any in your life? [thoughtco.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Military intelligence?

Morning Joe rump Defies Virus Restrictions With Indoor Rally In Nevada The people behind ...

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

A lot of the people at the rally were actually paid to be there. Imagine being that desperate for a buck.

WHAT ARE DEMOCRATIC LEADERS GOING TO DO?

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Good list, these all deserve at least a floor debate. Some, like limiting presidential pardon power, would require an amendment. But yeah, this would be largely symbolic. Nothing like this gets anywhere without term limits first, even with a democratic majority in both houses.

I’ve never watched the Dr.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Wow, that's gotta be scary for any community, especially one like yours on a small island with a very delicate ecosystem and probably social services not adequate for a group of nutbags like this. I'm happy they are leaving, sorry for wherever they wind up. Good luck to all of you, may harmony find you all.

A team of evangelical Christian explorers claim they've found the remains of Noah's ark beneath snow...

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Was Howard Hughes diary and Amelia Earhardt's airplane there too? What about Jimmy Hoffa? LOL

"It'll start getting cooler. You just watch" - - prezdent dumfuk [slate.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

Hell, let me get a pen and write this down so I can own the libtards. JFC

Can the truth be funny or in this case is it sad?

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2020:

It can be both funny and sad simultaneously.