This really is serious!

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

You gotta wear a mask to get into the store to buy devil's food cake. So I get this. LOL

Trump and Fox Now Both Silent on Miracle Cure Drug They Promoted Both President Trump and a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

This is a massive fuckup that would sink a lot of presidents. Now, it's just another day in the life.

Yup accurate

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Keep voting republican and y'all gonna be underwater in 20-30 years anyway.

Trump Ordered to Pay $2 Million Over Fishy Fundraiser

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Whole family nothing but a shitpile of griftin' motherfuckers.

"It is very hard to say the exact truth, even about your own immediate feelings -- much harder than ...

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Most people don't say what they are feeling, but a lot of the times you can watch what they are doing and figure it out.

Stock-piling is NOT for those with insufficient willpower?

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

This is why I never ever buy a half gallon of ice cream.

“Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than...

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Like many PhD's I know...

I say thoughts and prayers.

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

An unconscious Mitch McConnell wrapped in heavy chains wearing concrete boots.

Bi-polar Don is at it again.

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

How is it that people continue to stick their necks out for this fucking loser? He's with you, then hey look it's a bus! C'mere, let me toss your ass under it! You mean nobody has figured this out yet, that he turns on just about everybody sooner or later? Be that as it may, Kemp is a putz who will have blood on his hands, his shirt, and all over his cheap suits. He's the guy that cheated to barely beat Stacey Abrams. A real Georgia peach.

This is not a meme

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Pence always looks like he just ripped a wet fart and now carries a load in his drawers, doesn't he?

Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store [babylonbee.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Ordinarily, Baptists never make love while standing up lest someone thinks they're dancing. The face masks solve that problem, a real game changer!

Yeah act like a adult

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Looks like somebody is going to get a time out.

I agree with the Captain...

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

A nice dinner and flowers are also appreciated, but that rarely happens first.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and ...

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

I know, right? If you can't bribe them, you have to make them disappear! LOL

Second try to post this. [kvia.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

They should join in a class actions suit with all the other cities the orangutan half-breed has stiffed.

“I am an atheist, out and out.

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

...Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain...Frederich Schiller Back in 1972, this won all the major SF prizes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gods_Themselves

Many people knew about trump for a very long time.[youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Hah! I miss Buddy Hackett, and he's right.

Republicans Come Out of Closet as Murderers for Capitalism By Rob Kall The murderous ...

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Good piece, I would differ with some of the conclusions, but this caught me as a concise summary: "...it is becoming a conservative, Republican, right wing thing. It is the baldfaced willingness to let people die. It is the decision that workers are getting too much free with their unemployment benefits, so they must be forced back to work, like indentured servants, even though the risks of infection and death have not abated." Yeah, that sizes it up pretty good.

Florida neme

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Even Shyamalan couldn't make this shit up. SMH

I hope you can open this link, I can't believe the level of stupidity of this woman, it almost made ...

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Oh c'mon, this is a (very fucking good) put on. The "toilet paper tucked up to keep you tight", that is comedy gold! I type LOL a lot, but I literally did laugh out loud several times. If she's not in standup, she ought to be.

So much for trump's miracle cure. [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Yeah, but props for when he apologized and said he was...oh, wait... Never mind.

street [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I LOVE this!

Stop and think about this

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I like it. Plus, have no doubt, my blade is always at hand. LOL

Remember, if these “protesters” are sick, do not help them, they have declined medical treatment...

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

You take white privilege (go ahead, count all the people of color in any one of these pictures, bonus multiplier for any you can find carrying a confederate battle flag), add the willful ignorance of anti-vax, the hubris of tribalism, the firm belief in their own victimhood, the disdain for knowledge, the naked hatred of virulent anti-elitism, the love of conspiracy theories, the mockery of any social commonwealth, and the thirst for gun-based violence, mix with money from the DeVos foundation, the Koch brothers and any one of a dozen fundamentalist PAC's, and here you have it. Recipe for plague. Recipe for disaster. Name of the dish? Kremlin Delight. BUT...at least they OWN the fucking libtards, amIright? Sorry. I had to get that out.

So, who will the Orange Dunce Fire Next? [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Did he fire all those IG's yet? He said he was going to, and except for the one working for the DNI, I haven't heard about anyone else.

Good to know

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Lemme write that down...

Oops mistake

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I bet she was baffled by the increase in phone calls she was getting....at first.

Watch that first step down, it's a doozy!

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I hope the guy who lives on the second floor isn't a sleepwalker.

Funny meme

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I can get behind that idea.

Nailed it stupid

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

It's that damn Nancy Pelosi.

dead cats [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

It was bound to happen sooner or later.

It was bad enough when the trump Gestapo was swiping medical equipment bound for other ...

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

If we had a senate with a shred of morality, any of his last several actions would result in removal from office.

At War with Trump: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Yeah, that's our guy all right. Shit we are in deep deep kimchee.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I can zone out if I start telling myself a story that I heard before.

It's not the sharks you have to worry about.

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Gotta watch out for old Bossie! LOL

This Biden ad is produced by ex republicans, the Lincoln Project [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

This is the Lincoln Project again. They are spending the money I send them very wisely. They will continue to have my support.

[msn.com] Isn't there an old saying. Something to do with stable doors and horses ?

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Or, as the executive order has been termed, The Stephen Miller Boner Booster.

Old World War 1.

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Yeah, it sure seemed like that at the time, I'm sure.

"There's nothing more cruel than a kindness falsely given." - The Tick

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Especially if it's calculated to cause greater harm as a consequence..

Scary!!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Public service poster about the dangers of incest. Sponsored by the American Dental Association.

drunk [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Heh. Guy is talking to his buddy. "I don't know what to do, my wife thinks she's a chicken!" Buddy says, "Why don't you take her to a psychiatrist so he can cure her?" "I would," the guy says, "but we need the eggs."

Well, it seems to me that some of those pesky, annoying God-bothering Kerb-side Preachers have not ...

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Oh hell yeah you did the right thing. I would have been tempted to see if God and Jesus could block a throat punch. I think you demonstrated civic responsibility and exercised an amazing level of self restraint. Well done to you and the store employee.

If Republicans are the party of Lincoln, why do they fly Confederate flags?

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

You don't have to pass any kind of test to be an acute asshole.

Helpful tip!

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Let me back up a little more, big guy!

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

If someone doesn't tell you what you are doing wrong, you'll keep doing it wrong. No, it's not easy to hear you are fucking something up, but worse if nobody tells you and you do it for decades before finally realizing people have been deliberately keeping it from you all that time.

I need this shirt

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

That's certainly on brand for you, SS.

The very last resort, blame anyone and everyone for your short-comings and lack of appropriate ...

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

You can almost see his single working synapse blinking like a toad in a hailstorm. SMFH

Breaking news......

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

This poor bastard actually thought this was a good idea. Guys like this shouldn't be allowed to operate a blender by themselves.

Can we trust bipartisan accountability? [politico.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I was wondering when these guys would check in. Good, catch him with his hand in the cookie jar again.

is it satire if it's true?

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Definitely not fake news, I can tell you that.

I will never again think Americans can handle a little adversity.

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Those "protests" are corporate funded astroturf events, politically motivated and not representative of the majority of people who know much better than that. Sort of like the Tea Party thing, but narrower in that they aim directly for confusion and anarchy. But, whatever works for Fox news, you know?

This is sort of sexual-deviant, its entertaining at the least! I was mixing up a custom blend of ...

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Heavy metal, good vibrations, sexual innuendoes, this post has everything. Well, maybe not titties, but still. 8-)

Having a conversation with Kate and we are trying to determine what trump is good for.

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

I'm not sure if he has done this yet, but if it happens, he gets some of the credit: Uniting the democrats and building a coalition with progressives and moderates against his crazy ass. This is on the theory that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.And maybe making republicans toxic up and down the ballot for the foreseeable future. I can dream, yeah? Fingers crossed.

[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Sounds like a bunch of horseshit to me,

Hello people, I've been looking for a new favorite group since I don't seem to get my old favorite ...

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Yo.

This needs to go into the history books: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

It should be required reading before you are allowed to vote in the general election.

Trump "Victory Lap!" [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

He is insane. Really, no kidding here, he's crazy.

"A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies." Alfred Tennyson

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Yeah, but if you tell a completely blatant lie to someone who doesn't know any better, you can be in the running for darkest lie too.

WE are way past thinking about it

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

This is why good editors are soooo important. Same meaning, fewer words, more impact. LOL

Donald Trump reminds me of Alvy Moore from the old Green Acres series.

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Hank Kimball would start out with a statement, then second guess himself, with only himself talking, to where he eventually came to the opposite position of where he started. Very funny running character gag.

We have a mystery unfolding.

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Even Bob Ewbanks couldn't broker this one here.

Trump has saved almost as many Americans as Mcdonalds has customers ...[rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

He is insane. No, not joking, he's nuts.

Trump's America.

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Same assholes all right.

A plane went down and all people on it died; they were a mix of Christian, other religions, and ...

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Hey, they were warned!

Some people get it. Sorry if you don't have Facebook. [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2020:

That's beautiful! You tell him, sweetheart!

Time to clean up.

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Who's a good boy!

WHILE WE ARE DISTRACTED ... there's something going on, Mr. jones... [politico.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2020:

China is playing chess while our orangutan half-breed is trying to figure out how to use a twig to get termites out of a log to eat. This is a key excerpt: "In this context, Trump’s decision to defund WHO isn’t just petty or reactive—it literally plays into China’s hands. If the U.S. downgrades its participation in the WHO and other U.N. organizations, it will cede even more ground, and influence, to the Chinese—which is what they want."

If more cowbell doesn't work, don't worry, I know how to fix this.

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Hey, I've been doing this for years! I never had a license, but then again, I also never had a complaint. The number is BR549. LOL

Way back when, before Ivanka Sr.

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2020:

An hour later, the money was found to contain several counterfeit bills.

The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned. - William Somerset Maugham

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2020:

I don't know that it lasts the longest. Maybe it's the one that you remember the longest, wondering what might have been.

The Stimulus Isn’t Enough While the federal government is making big companies whole during ...

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2020:

A billionaire oligarch's wet dream.

Why is trump gutting regulations that protect people

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2020:

To this two-bit skinflint slow-witted huckster, lives are not as important as an extra buck or two.

So.

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Good points, all well considered. Now, as you travel the atheist/agnostic community, you will discover that we do indeed have judgmental and hypocritical atheists and agnostics. My guess is that as a percentage, it is far less than what you've been used to. At any rate, congratulations on breaking free.

"In the US, there is basically one party - the business party.

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2020:

I have a libertarian buddy who calls them the "demopublicans". He's not wrong.

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Never underestimate your kids. You do it at your own peril.

If you ever doubted that tRump supporters are intellectually challenged... [yahoo.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Mmmmuh huh. If there wasn't the ancillary risk of thes potato-heads infecting innocent people, I'd be with them arguing to let similarly dimwitted businesses to open and encourage communal germ spreading. If we could figure out how to let just these dickheads do this, I'd look at it.

The Country Could Use a First Lady. But Melania Trump Has Gone AWOL. [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

This is the republican idea of an ideal first lady. She shuts up when the men are talking.

Multi-generational gut reaction

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Made my 95 year old dad say fuck or fucking more than I've ever heard in all my years with him until now. See? The talking yam is bringing families together. LOL

Found a great tweet from Trump, criticizing Obama's handling of the Pandemic in 09.

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Reporter: What do you think about these tweets you made about the president during the last pandemic? Trump: I never said that.

Fox News telling the truth about Trump without even realizing it

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

That's beautiful!

this could help: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

This is the Lincoln Project. I've donated to these guys. They are making GREAT bare knuckles ads exposing the orange crush.

Social distancing is hard but a funny thing that, bird brains can do it, ……….

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Gertrude and Heathcliff live on!

😔 I'm going to defy stay-at-home orders and cross illegally into Canada.

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Hmmm, who would I throw in with here? Nazis, wannabe confederates, and drooling MAGAs, or public safety? Tough choice. What a bunch of tools.

ok this pandemic must be that god is really pissed at mankind.

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

I dunno. Ask gawd. Lemme know when he gets back to you.

"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

When that happens, I usually say "You go first."

Yeah sure

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Is this turning into a "who's creepier" contest? My money is on the fat boy.

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglass

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

I guess it depends on what you consider to be progress. Struggle is a constant.

Oops. Bad choice. 🙄

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Because you have an infectious smile? Just a guess.

Trump’s Entire Coronavirus Response Is Massive Political Corruption [nymag.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Stick with what you know, I always say. Play to your strengths.

Is there really a difference between wholesale incompetence and surreptitious Treason if the ...

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Well, here it's a question of intent. You're right, the effects may be exactly the same, but there is a difference.

Trump gives banks approval to confiscate your $1,200 stimulus check - Front Page Live

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Yeah, that'll stimulate the fucking economy, right?

Before passionately desiring what another possesses, we should carefully examine the happiness of ...

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

A necessary test, but not a sufficient one.

“It is an open question whether any behaviour based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded ...

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Good concept. Poltroonish, maybe.

Groaner alert!

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

People call puns like this groaners because they are jealous they didn't come up with them first. LOL

I was having a discussion today as to whether trump could best be described as a bigot or as a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Egregious? Odious? Detestable? Dildo? Appalling? Atrocious? Goofus? Nightmarish? Chowderhead? Hard to pick just one, isn't it?

First impressions.

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

If you make a terrible first impression, the only way you can go is up. The catch is if it's a bad enough impression, you may not get a chance to make a second one. Sometimes this can work for you. Others, well, you risk passing by something you might have liked.

Please be safe from this virus. Here is a summary of rules to follow [m.facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Common logical fallacy, reduxio ad absurdum. This lady has a talent for it, but that's her whole repertoire.

In the interest of trying to understand the world I live in, I sometimes force myself to view ...

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

You know, I think most of here on this side of the sanity spectrum kind of know what dangerous idiots like this regularly spew, believe, regurgitate, internalize and then project. But you're right, SG, it's a good idea to look it in the face every so often. This article hits on each and every wingnut trope - denial of religious freedom, first amendment protections, potheads, uppity women, male superiority, libtards, you name it. A collectively felt tantrum raging because "we can't do what we waaaaaant". Yeah, this is the elephant these days. We have to live with these meatheads, until they contract the virus and expire - probably infecting a fair number of innocent people who try to tolerate them. Lordy what a fucking mess. It's coming to a hot war. Perfect storm for it when you toss in income inequality and racism.

Just a chip off the old...

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Oh, I bet he's focused all right. Maybe not on the subjects she is teaching, but the focus is there, I guarantee.

Listening to the orange wonder and I do believe that he is not responsible for anything wrong and he...

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Well, he is being treated unfairly, nobody has ever been treated as unfairly as him. SMH