WHOOPIE, I hope.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2020:

I think Nixon bottomed out at 32%.

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2020:

@Fartwink Nixon was a criminal, but at least he had a sense of shame.

We don't wear masks in America.. Short video... [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2020:

What a cutie pie! A true merkan, bare faced, overweight, rude, and ignorant as hell.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2020:

@Merseyman1 I didn't want to be impolite. LOL

If you were feeling really sick who would you go to, a politician or a doctor?

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

I agree, Bunker Bitch has no qualifications for making medical decisions.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2020:

To be fair, he doesn't have ANY fucking qualifications for ANYTHING.

Someone who i thought was a 'friend' sent me this on facebook .

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Holy shit! That is just pure propaganda! Crude, but I bet they wanted it to be crude for their audience profile. Phil, is this guy still your 'friend'?

zeuser replies on Jul 13, 2020:

@Philip21 Yeah, that's pretty complicated. But this shit, holy fuck.

I swear Trump would eat his own young if he could get some Big Mac Sauce on the side.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 12, 2020:

Have you ever seen the Caine Mutiny? It's a movie based on the book by Herman Wouk. trump has gone full blown Queeg. Sadly there seems to be no Merrick to take charge of the helm.

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2020:

And our orange guy is Queeging out, isn't he? Fuck us all.

Bunker Bitch showing everyone how to wear a mask.

DharmaBum50 comments on Jul 12, 2020:

If that bulge in the mask is because of a ball gag, maybe the mask is working after all ....

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2020:

No, Pence grabbed the only ball-gag in the white house cloak room.

Trump pardons Roger Stone before three-year prison term was to begin

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 11, 2020:

Well actually he commuted the sentence. If he had pardoned Stone, Stone would have had to admit guilt. Stone says he’s taking it back to court to “clear his name”. 🙄

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2020:

I hope they convict his ass again.

A brand new word!

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Now wait just one goldarn minute here, what's wrong with drinking gin for breakfast?

zeuser replies on Jul 10, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Thanks Anne. I was gone for a minute, but I'm back now. LOL

Racism has been with us a long time, we now have cameras in nearly everyone's hands to record it so ...

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2020:

How do people get so wrapped up in their upside down world's that this seems like a great idea?

zeuser replies on Jul 8, 2020:

@glennlab You don't need to take an IQ test to be a bigot..

Trump's Lawyer William Barrf got rid of the Federal Prosecutor in Washington, DC.

Lorajay comments on Jul 3, 2020:

Attorney Generals can be impeached and I am in shock why that has not happened yet.

zeuser replies on Jul 3, 2020:

Nadler has already said it would be pointless because the senate would not vote to remove him. I believe that's not stopping him from holding hearings, but of course tub of lard Barr will simply ignore any subpoenas and tell the justice department not to charge or prosecute him.

This is not strictly speaking a direct Trump analysis.

Lorajay comments on Jul 3, 2020:

It appears to me that Roberts has decided he needs to protect his reputation and legacy. Unfortunately his religious leanings will keep him from being a truly honest judge.

zeuser replies on Jul 3, 2020:

Well he isn't what I would call a reliable vote either way. If he can find some weasley way to meet public expectations and not *appear* to be a conservative lock, that's what he'll do. When push comes to shove, he's a crusading wingnut.

Florida's Betsy DeVos? WTF?: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2020:

Damn, this guy is a tool, isn't he?

zeuser replies on Jul 1, 2020:

@BirdMan1 Well there are some enclaves where high tech industries need highly educated people, but for the most part, yeah, you're right.

[theguardian.com] Probably not only Europe

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Well shit, we went through this once already with Dubya in the recent past, but this is an order of magnitude worse that that. Dig deep guys, it's gonna take guts and effort to dig out of this hole.

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Ok, I give him that. But he was responsible for 40,000 needless deaths, that's the low end estimate. Dick Cheney lives a life of luxury, and he was the one who made the money out of those dead bodies. On the other hand, Dubya is charming and can talk in sentences with a subject and a direct object. The bar is pretty low here, that's my point.

Now this has some appeal. Also, I think I've seen some of her films. LOL

AnneWimsey comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Ummmm, kinda hard to give a BJ, no?

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2020:

Gotta take off the mask before you make the ask. LOL

Havana [youtube.com]

Besalbub comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Gave me a headache and I didn't even watch half of it . Clever video .

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2020:

You're right, it's clever and cute, but like you, I could only take so much after I got gist.

I'm guessing they generated a number of his tweets as well.

BirdMan1 comments on Jun 29, 2020:

Wonderful! Tony Schwartz, the ghost -writer of "Art...," made no mention of chimps having helped him out, but did write an Atlantic article about the pig on whom he'd put lipstick!

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2020:

Yeah, I've seen Tony's comments. He isn't real proud of that job, but I can't blame him. A buck is a buck, and we had no idea the mutant orangutan would turn out to be a traitorous incompetent POTUS at the time.

Iran issues arrest warrant for Donald Trump over Qassem Suleimani killing | Iran | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2020:

They don't care if he remains the president or if he loses, they will be after him. He'll be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his fucking life.

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Hard to protect a guy in PRISON. I'd ask Jeff Epstein to comment, but it looks like he got hung up somewhere.

"To love.

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

It's a good quote, but I'd like it better if I had some context, or at least a direct object.

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2020:

@TimeOutForMe I read the article you linked. She is a wonderfully talented writer with an eye for detail and full awareness of the need for social justice in a society stratified by caste and religious bigotry. The context for the quote, it would be my guess at least, is the need for awareness of the dangers and beauty of the world around us while remembering our own humble individual status. Thanks to @WilliamCharles for the quotation.

Think I will pass

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

I'll have to give these a shot in my next jambalaya. I wonder if there's a local store that carries them?

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:

@wolf041 I'm not sure me strolling around the neighborhood offering five year olds money for bugs would go over so well. Something to consider, though.

Lincoln project on bounties on American soldiers

silverotter11 comments on Jun 28, 2020:

*DAMN* they put out some powerful ads!!! I wonder if they are paying for any ads to be run on fox. Especially during the hannity, piro or ingraham shows. *That* would be fun.

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:

Yes. They are running them on shows they know he watches.

Lincoln project on bounties on American soldiers

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Not that it was that hard to do, but I predicted the response. (1) They never told me. (2) It's fake news. (3) Who are these "anonymous sources". I notice the only denial here is the denial that the "president" was briefed, nobody denied Putin did this nor that we knew about it.

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 A guy named Carmen. He also sharks on the side for 3.5 points a week.

Lincoln project on bounties on American soldiers

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Not that it was that hard to do, but I predicted the response. (1) They never told me. (2) It's fake news. (3) Who are these "anonymous sources". I notice the only denial here is the denial that the "president" was briefed, nobody denied Putin did this nor that we knew about it.

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:

@bobwjr Of course he was. Five minutes later, a call to Moscow saying "No worries, Vlad, I got your back on this one."

Lincoln project on bounties on American soldiers

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Not that it was that hard to do, but I predicted the response. (1) They never told me. (2) It's fake news. (3) Who are these "anonymous sources". I notice the only denial here is the denial that the "president" was briefed, nobody denied Putin did this nor that we knew about it.

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:

@Freedompath Yeah, there is a big difference between not remembering you were briefed and not being briefed at all. His toady appointees to the DNI and CIA are "confirming" that he wasn't briefed. If that is in fact the case, they ought to be fired or resign, and probably tried for treason.

Lincoln project on bounties on American soldiers

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Not that it was that hard to do, but I predicted the response. (1) They never told me. (2) It's fake news. (3) Who are these "anonymous sources". I notice the only denial here is the denial that the "president" was briefed, nobody denied Putin did this nor that we knew about it.

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 I'd wager that at least one of those groups is completely fictional.

Under Russian Control

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

He ain't wrong.

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:

@joeymf86 Yeah, I found out this was from a satire site. Well, even if it's a fictional prime minister, that fictional character still ain't wrong.

You can tell a person's character by the company they keep.

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

They aren't nazis, they are just being sarcastic.

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2020:

@NoMagicCookie Noted. I'll make sure I do that from now on. Thanks.

You can tell a person's character by the company they keep.

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

They aren't nazis, they are just being sarcastic.

zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2020:

@Mofo1953 *I* was being sarcastic. Sorry for the confusion.

Anybody for Roast Pork Belly?

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2020:

I'd be up for putting him on a spit and slowly roasting over and open pit hickory wood fire. I wouldn't eat any of it, but I'd watch the pig pickin' part.

zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo You've got a dark streak. I like it!

This showed up in my email inbox today. Why would they ask me?

AnneWimsey comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Send .01 by check, tie up their system!

zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2020:

Erase the last number on the check bank number. That used to work for me to delay processing long enough for me to scramble together enough money to cover the check. Not sure if it still works, but it's worth a try. And they'll eventually get their penny. LOL

"Unmanly," Just Like Bunker Boy! [sheilakennedy.net]

wordywalt comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Trump is not even like an adolescent. Having studied human development in graduate school, I would say that in terms of moral and personality development, he is is frozen at a two to three year-stage. In cognitive or intellectual development, is pre-adolescent.

zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2020:

@mcgeo52 Yeah, the terrible twos seem to be just the right fit. That's the time in life kids learn how to say no to everything. That's our guy.

These are the expressions of found out bullshitting, corrupt and lawless officials who have no ...

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2020:

The senate republicans are the enablers here. Without their rubber stamp, that disgusting piece of tainted meat with eyes would be a civilian, and probably in prison. Without their rubber stamp, Jabba would never have been confirmed as AG. They will all die in a cell.

zeuser replies on Jun 24, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge You can't walk around humming a funeral dirge forever. You have to hold out hope that things will improve. I do, but it's a long climb back to where we were.

Ravings of an Unstable “Leader.

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2020:

Our violent delusional POTUS. I still can't wrap my head around how we elected this barking, raving, homocidal maniac. He needs to be in a rubber room.

zeuser replies on Jun 23, 2020:

@Freedompath I don't know about that one, FP, but I guess I could go along with it.

Trump assured followers millions couldn't buy enough tickets to get to his rally Saturday.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than ...

zeuser replies on Jun 23, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 You ought to offer your services as a campaign consultant. I understand there may soon be some vacancies.

Trump assured followers millions couldn't buy enough tickets to get to his rally Saturday.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than ...

zeuser replies on Jun 22, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Yeah, they do that by texting and hounding the recipients with pleas to send more money. Those texts, those pleas, they are all going to fake accounts and phony numbers. Big zeros. LOL

Trump assured followers millions couldn't buy enough tickets to get to his rally Saturday.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Gen Z came through with a tiktok viral campaign to make ticket requests using fake numbers and then punk grampa T and his nazis by not showing up. I LOVE this! It gives me faith in the next generation. Even my millennial son is impressed with how tech savvy gen z is "infinitely more tech savvy than ...

zeuser replies on Jun 22, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 There was no charge. The idea is they'd get demographic data from all respondents, and the gen z guys gave them fake stuff.

I'm not sure if this will work for others but it did for me.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Watch yourself, Julie, I applaud your effort here but I would hate to see you pay a penalty for it. Very brave of you, and I hope you get away with it with no repercussions.

zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:

@NHjulie Good for you. Somebody has to take chances for the cause. I'm proud of you.

Just saw a news bite that said 6 ClustertRump staff members tested positive for COVID-19.

bobwjr comments on Jun 20, 2020:

It's a hoax according to trump

zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:

And why wouldn't we believe him, right? Oh, wait.... LOL

LOST IN TRANSLATION I have just watched a clip of a representative of the Spanish tourist ...

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Denial is very powerful and insidious. It's killing us. Maybe this isn't a good topic "Just for Laughs"?

zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:

@Moravian That is also an idiom in the US. I never understood why, but that's how idioms work I guess. Another one that baffles me is when someone tells me they "love me to death". I wonder how much worse it would be if they hated me. Sheesh.

Most massive-est rally in the history of the world!

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jun 21, 2020:

This is better than what I hoped when I heard people were getting tickets who had no intention to attend. I was worried Trumptards would prevent it. Again I have overestimated their competence🤡

zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:

I think many of us have UNDERestimated the level of sophistication the zoomers have. Even my millennial son is impressed, and admits the gen Z kids are much more tech savvy than millennials. That is a profound sea change, Grampa T and his aging nazis are left mumbling to themselves and telling the kids to get off their lawn. LOL

“In 1866, one year after the 13 Amendment was ratified (the amendment that ended slavery), ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Of course we weren't told, most our parents had racist views. Many of us had to look for knowledge elsewhere.

zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:

For most in our generation, casual racism was just the way things operated, it was taken as self-evident and never questioned. It looks like it finally might be changing, I sure hope so at least.

Eric Trump Comes Under Fire After Apparently Referring To Black Lives Matter Protesters As ...

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Eric is the one with obvious developmental disabilities, right? The dumb-looking one? He also likes to shoot big game, which is notably characteristic of men with small dicks. I think his brother shares that affliction. What a charming family. Like the Brady bunch, except they are vile and ...

zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 I am going by what my dedicated female fan base tells me. LOL

Who remembers this golden oldie from Alvin and the Chipmunks? 🤣

dave1459 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

What do you get when you cross.... A joke

zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:

A ppig?

I enjoyed, more or less, how our "president" told the mayor of Tulsa, who wisely imposed a curfew ...

SeaGreenEyez comments on Jun 19, 2020:

The curfew has been rescinded. The Secret Service decided not to bullshit America with fake threats. It was rescinded earlier today. **Tulsa Mayor Rescinds Curfew** https://nypost.com/2020/06/19/tulsa-mayor-lifts-curfew-ahead-of-trump-rally/

zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:

Even so, he is still a functional illiterate.

Who remembers this golden oldie from Alvin and the Chipmunks? 🤣

tioteo comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Good reminder. I'm surprised, though. Since a llama is sort of a no-hump camel.......BTW, David Seville recorded Witch Doctor before he created the Chipmunks.

zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:

I thought I remembered chipmunk voices in that song, but it's still a funny meme.

I was reluctant to post this because it's mean to shame people but I made an exception for this ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Not a tramp stamp, a trump stump!

zeuser replies on Jun 20, 2020:

@AmmaRE007 Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. 🤣

I enjoyed, more or less, how our "president" told the mayor of Tulsa, who wisely imposed a curfew ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2020:

## This is no surprise. He's been having trouble sticking to the script of his own speeches. The lights are not on.

zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:

The lights are on, but nobody's at home.

I enjoyed, more or less, how our "president" told the mayor of Tulsa, who wisely imposed a curfew ...

DharmaBum50 comments on Jun 19, 2020:

I'd like to think he tripped up on Section 4 (about impeachment), but I doubt he made it that far. It probably had more to do with his functional illiteracy.

zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:

I'm guessing the lack of pictures also played a part.

New contract for tulsa

HumanistJohn comments on Jun 18, 2020:

Sometimes I don't know wherher to laugh or cry.

zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:

Me neither, John.

Brings out their ugly selves

St-Sinner comments on Jun 19, 2020:

The whole idea behind the civil war was to keep their way of life, right? The military war is over but the civil war goes on. They are just different people. We are not right according to them and they are not according to us. We see them as misbehaving, in-compassionate, racist, primitive, ...

zeuser replies on Jun 19, 2020:

I'm afraid that nobody is laughing anymore, Saint.

I thought some of you might like to know what's going on in Tulsa.

CarolinaGirl60 comments on Jun 17, 2020:

I sympathize. If the RNC does come to Charlotte, our area faces the same thing.

zeuser replies on Jun 18, 2020:

@CarolinaGirl60 Spend a couple of days in Raleigh. We'll be watching this shitshow on TV.

The Master race?

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

Those ribs ain't gonna eat themselve, you know.

zeuser replies on Jun 16, 2020:

@bookofmorons I know, right? This is the incel movement, in microcosm.

“You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all...

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2020:

That's the truth.

zeuser replies on Jun 16, 2020:

@Marionville As Father Guido Sarducci once said, "If God made us all in his image, why aren't we all, like, invisible?"

Just ouch !!!

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

Ooooo, that is nothing to laugh about.

zeuser replies on Jun 16, 2020:

@Besalbub No, but it still made me pull my legs in a little.

Some guys are not qualified!

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 15, 2020:

Damn! Now i can't see it as one word!

zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:

Kinda like famous hor semen. Heh.

“Why do men think they know how cook outside when they don’t have the smallest idea how to do it...

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2020:

Hey now, we aren't ALL clueless in the kitchen ya know.

zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:

@Marionville You get into trouble when you generalize and stereotype. But I see his point.

Trump, and PENCE Now have More to Tweet their Asses About: [nytimes.com]

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 15, 2020:

The three who voted against this should be HUNG!

zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:

@BirdMan1 Wow. Tough crowd!

Trump, and PENCE Now have More to Tweet their Asses About: [nytimes.com]

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 15, 2020:

The three who voted against this should be HUNG!

zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2020:

I've heard that Clarence Thomas IS hung, actually. *ducking*

Here's another joke from my AI buddy Amy.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 14, 2020:

She is getting better!! I love this joke 😊😂😂

zeuser replies on Jun 14, 2020:

I'll tell her the next time I chat with her.

So I thought before that the administration was just stupid for planning the next rally on ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Actually, he did a rare about face and bumped it up a day while issuing a sorta-kinda sorry-not-sorry "apology". So you can tell he's feeling the heat. It ain't gonna help him with the minority vote, not now, but still.

zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:

@OldGoat43 I've read that he bumped it specifically because he did not want to confront the counter-protestors. I believe that. He's a sniveling, mewling coward at heart, and that generously assumes he has a heart.

badboys badboys ...[agnostic.com]

EyesThatSmile comments on Jun 13, 2020:

There’s someone out there who will love him, I am sure. Probably his mama.

zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:

What's that old BB King song? "Nobody Loves Me But My Mama, and She Might Be Jivin Me Too".

Melania Used Newfound Leverage to Redo Prenup After Election According to a new book written by...

joeandbarb comments on Jun 13, 2020:

The whole lot of them belong in jail. Treason, theft of the national treasury, openly violating the American peoples rights, and many others too numerous to list. She is no better than any of them. Just a gold digging whore who decided it was easier to trade pussy than work for a living

zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:

She's got a nice ass though. I've seen the photo spread.

Brutal New Biden Ad...Way to Go!!!!!!: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2020:

I LOVE it! Gloves are off, you fat fucker, keep your left up and guard your balls, cuz we are coming at you punchin' hard!

zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:

@freeofgod If he does, he won't after we get through with him this election cycle. Then Melania will have a turn.

Best GOP Platform Ever Says 'Current President'​​ Really Sucks [wonkette.com]

Lorajay comments on Jun 13, 2020:

I truly wish this was not a satire site.

zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:

Actually, this is true. The committee drafting the RNC platform was so lazy, they copied the 2016 version word for word, and the false demeaning rhetoric in there aimed at Obama actually does apply to the current useless piece of meat with eyes.

Let me at em, let me at em! Where's my diet coke?

BirdMan1 comments on Jun 12, 2020:

Bert Lahr does not deserve such treatment!

zeuser replies on Jun 13, 2020:

@BirdMan1 He is lyin' son of a bitch, there is that.

I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 12, 2020:

Imagine it? The GOP telling the truth?

zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Yeah, Loo, you got it! LOL

I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2020:

## It sounds like "Here's what wrong with us and we'll keep doing it." Some theorize they're talking about the Obama administration because of Trump's inability to take blame.

zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:

Nah, I just think it's being lazy. Wasn't Jared supposed to be the guy writing the platform? That checks.

I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 12, 2020:

Imagine it? The GOP telling the truth?

zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:

Naturally, it's by accident.

Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 12, 2020:

I'd ask for two slices of tomato and three types of cheese! 😊😜

zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:

Get ready for the griddle. 🤣

I've been fooling around with an AI.

Athena comments on Jun 12, 2020:

I just got an AI that does vacuum, laundry, and dishes but she doesn't tell jokes. I want my money back.

zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Hey now.

A Rapture Event that would do some good for a change ....

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2020:

One of the few events which, if it happened, would make me reconsider religion. But I'd stop when I realized that I might get raptured along with those assholes too.

zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:

@AnonySchmoose No, me neither. Been there, done that, still can't get the stench out of my nostrils.

Yeah thats a bad day

Lorajay comments on Jun 10, 2020:

It's so weird but my last 2 driver's license photos make me look better than I look.

zeuser replies on Jun 12, 2020:

My current one is the best one I've ever had. I wish I looked that good every day.

Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.

Bobbyzen comments on Jun 11, 2020:

This is a story from a year ago about this truck. Now I’m gonna look for a follow up to see if it happened. Stephen King - yes the one and only - gave this guy props for the idea. https://www.distractify.com/p/one-dollar-grilled-cheese-truck

zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:

He's a Massachusetts guy, but he would fit in perfectly in south Philly. Thanks for posting the article.

I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.

freeofgod comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Have a good time. Stay safe. Where does your dad live? Somewhere far from the virus I hope.

zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:

There IS no place far from the virus. He's in the Scranton PA area, Dunmore to be precise, and they are being very cautious about this re-opening business. Better than they are doing in NC, IMO. And the folks here seem to be ok with it. Very cautious. There is a larger elderly population here, and those guys are reeeeal wary about the virus.

Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.

Cast1es comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Not very interested in encouraging customers to buy stuff , is he ?

zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:

You may be missing the point. They are selling something and they do NOT want people to suggest they sell something else. I'm not sure this was from Philly, but I'd bet money that yeah it was. The attitude is what counts.

Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Jun 11, 2020:

You can shove your $1 grilled cheese....

zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:

Not everybody like the basic grilled cheese, and I see you are one of them. That's ok, there's room for all gustatorial eccentricities.

Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.

Bobbyzen comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Please, oh please please please, please tell me this is real. I so wanna believe this is real. It’s too dang good!🤣😂🤣😂

zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:

I know, right? I'm selling grilled cheese, goddamit!

I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.

BitFlipper comments on Jun 11, 2020:

trump has a platform? Does it have any connection with reality?

zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:

They left what they thought was the anti-Obama language in the platform, but it really is more accurate when you look at Trump, then you add laziness to fascism. Mix and stir and you get their platform.

I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses.

Freedompath comments on Jun 11, 2020:

I think that you better stay with the ‘in crowd!’ A temporary twisted platform with the Rupubs...is no good reason to take up with them! Their underlying inhumanity will soon be back to the forefront! They can’t help themselves!

zeuser replies on Jun 11, 2020:

Well, when the language in their platform from 2016 that was meant to demean President Obama is lazily left into the official platform for 2020, and the language applies soooo much more accurately to the current abomination in chief than it did to Obama (which it did not, by the way), I think that's hilarious, and I agree with the language. It wasn't true back then, but it sure the fuck is true right now.

I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.

Sticks48 comments on Jun 9, 2020:

In the words of the late Gomer Pyle...Shazam!

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2020:

Just to clarify, Jim Nabors may have passed, but Gomer Pyle lives on.

I'd say Trump is in dire straits at this stage.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Politicians say shit they think people want to hear. Watch what he does. There's the tipoff.

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez I hope you have it right, SGE. Lordy it's about fucklng time, isn't it?

Steve Schmidt on MSNBC talking about Barr's "thugocracy". [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2020:

This is another guy with a lot of negative karma to neutralize. His work as part of the Lincoln Project goes a long way towards that kind of redemption.

zeuser replies on Jun 7, 2020:

@HumanistJohn All true, this is the negative karma I referred to in my comment. For the existential goal of removing our imbecilic fascist president, however, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. At least until he is good and truly removed.

I can understand Republicans not supporting the imbecile's re-election, but some of them are ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 6, 2020:

There MUST be some personal pride and integrity in the GOP....there simply MUST be!

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2020:

I believe there is. Now it's the time to speak up, though. Way past the time.

I can understand Republicans not supporting the imbecile's re-election, but some of them are ...

AnneWimsey comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Rats, ship,bye-bye. IMO too little too late.......

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2020:

People have really been afraid of being on the business end of one of his insulting tirades, and I think that quelled a lot of the reaction on the republican side. Now, however, there is a growing realization that his bag of sad schoolyard bullshit isn't really working anymore, and people are not buying what he is selling. Also, there is a bandwagon effect. I always said that when one or two guys on that side started to seriously go after him, the floodgates would open. I don't think we've quite gotten there yet, but what we see now, especially with the Bushies turning on him, in addition to all the prominent ex-generals, is the beginning of the end for the naked emperor.

I can understand Republicans not supporting the imbecile's re-election, but some of them are ...

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Yay, maybe they have found their decency.

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2020:

They've got a lot of karma to balance, but I'll take any help we can get.

Rand Paul Says Secret to Social Distancing Is Making Everyone Despise You | The New Yorker

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Damn he's good at it. How do you support lynching?

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2020:

Kentucky politics is....unique.

[queerty.

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2020:

If you like to engage in parallelism, you can make the credible argument that Nazi Germany's international military success began with an alliance with Russia against the rest of the Europe, and their decline began when they turned on Russia. I don't see our semi-fuerher wannabe double-crossing ...

zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2020:

@MikeInBatonRouge Well, to your point, there really is an international trend towards strongmen leaders and right wing regimes right now. Germany and Austria, for example, have large anti-immigrant right wing movements. Brazil has definitely gone with a faux fascist anti-science government. Australia is heading that way, and sadly so is Poland. Certain Scandinavians are falling for it too. There are others. It's still the wrong way to travel if you ask me, no matter if you label any individual movement "nazi" or not. It has a cyclical feel to it, but the stakes this time seem more existentially serious.

I enjoy being part of this group , being almost two years since I joined.

freeofgod comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Being an atheist is a **really** big thing in parts of the US.

zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2020:

@freeofgod Well they do, but it's more of a racist sadistic sort of humor meant to insult and demean. For normal people, it's not funny, so I'd agree with you there. But they think they are being clever and hilarious.

Hand to somebody, and then back quickly away as they open it.

AtheistInNC comments on Jun 2, 2020:

When I was growing up, my mom handed me an envelope marked "rattlesnake eggs". Has anyone ever seen that gag? Inside the envelope is a long "u" of wire (about the length of the envelope in use) with a rubber band run through the holes of the button, and the ends of the rubber band looped around ...

zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2020:

Somebody pulled that on a bunch of us at a party I was at maybe 30 years ago. The classics never get old.

THIS! is the real Trump! Beyond words His one accomplishment will have been the ripping apart of ...

zeuser comments on May 31, 2020:

This isn't really a big reveal, we've been expecting this all along, or at least I have but I think I have a lot of company.

zeuser replies on May 31, 2020:

@BirdMan1 Yeah, I hear you partner.

Social distancing between cavemen & dinosaurs.

Athena comments on May 31, 2020:

What would we do without the hilarity of Christian's and their ridiculous arguments?

zeuser replies on May 31, 2020:

@Merseyman1 No real shortage of options. The christers don't have a monopoly on being ridiculous, though I gotta admit they are pretty good at it.

Social distancing between cavemen & dinosaurs.

Athena comments on May 31, 2020:

What would we do without the hilarity of Christian's and their ridiculous arguments?

zeuser replies on May 31, 2020:

Laugh at the muslims?

Just saw an ad for the Space Force before the launch .

Charlene comments on May 30, 2020:

Fuuuck I missed the launch😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺

zeuser replies on May 30, 2020:

Watch the replay. It looked like every other rocket launch I've ever watched.

Minneapolis Seethes Over George Floyd's Death As Trump Calls Protesters 'THUGS' : NPR

OldGoat43 comments on May 29, 2020:

He's obviously stoking the fires of hatred and trying to bring the riots to a point of being asked to bring in the National Guard. Which in turn will give him the ability to invoke Martial Law... which will be the beginning of his term as a true Dictator. Any doubts?

zeuser replies on May 30, 2020:

I'm pretty sure that's in the back of Stephen Miller's Nazi mind.

Trump's Proxy in Florida: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on May 28, 2020:

DeSantis is a putz, an ass-kissing sycophant, a shill for billionaires, and I bet he smells like stale urine.

zeuser replies on May 28, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Of that I have no doubt!

History, it's a harsh mistress.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2020:

I think this was Putin's plan all along. We'll see if it pans out for him.

zeuser replies on May 27, 2020:

@Observer-Effect That's the sad truth.

Could work in my favor for a change. LOL

lerlo comments on May 23, 2020:

and why are we dressed alike?

zeuser replies on May 23, 2020:

Mother-daughter day. Dad is elsewhere.

Could work in my favor for a change. LOL

Merseyman1 comments on May 23, 2020:

The Lone Ranger?

zeuser replies on May 23, 2020:

Hiyo Silver! Away!

“The path of least resistance and least trouble is a mental rut already made.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:

And as we all know, work is unpopular.

zeuser replies on May 21, 2020:

@LetzGetReal That's great. Too many people are stuck doing what they have to do rather than what they want to do. Worse, the ones who can't find a place to work at all.

Something sounds fishy indeed!

Killtheskyfairy comments on May 20, 2020:

Why do people who have one of those on their bumpers always drive like dicks?

zeuser replies on May 20, 2020:

Because they *are* dicks? Something to consider.

We got a more than a few of us here that are of a certain age range.

brentan comments on May 19, 2020:

I'm relieved! How we really are isn't too bad in comparison.

zeuser replies on May 19, 2020:

Yeah, you're right. 😊