Don't make promises you can't keep.

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

Time for the second shift to step in.

I think this posting speaks for itself.[youtu.be]

zeuser comments on May 23, 2020:

The one...the only!

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. - Stephen Hawking

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

Am I just a joke to you, Stephen?

I'd rather take my chances with covid 🤢

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

Some people reach for the stars. Other people reach for...something else.

The problem with some of us...

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

Oooo, it sure seems like that sometimes.

The first prize must have been good

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

Now just hold on, what kind of toaster?

"I've Never Made a Mistake," So I can't concede anything. You take this crap, and die?

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

If he admits he is wrong just one time, even when it is demonstrably true and lives are actually at stake if he doesn't, it represents the first thread pulled clear from the whole cloth of his fantasies. If you were wrong here, bozo, what *else* are you wrong about? Turns out, just about everything.

Trump, a devotee of Norman Vincent Peale.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

I always thought that Peale's ouvre was a sappy, trite, hackneyed pile of psycho-babble bullshit. For most people, this is a harmless way to feel good, like the power of attraction nonsense does, while causing no ill effects. It took a full on malignantly narcissistic misanthrope with unearned resources like our own mango Mussolini to weaponize and pervert it.

Why punctuation matters.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

I don't wanna know what kind of butter that is.

Haven't seen it explained this well before...

zeuser comments on May 22, 2020:

Good up to a point. The dog probably doesn't attack other dogs who don't look like him, or who are owned by other guys.

Well, at least here's something encouraging.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:

It's a cycle. That's just how they, uh, roll. You know?

Biblical numbers of deaths but could have been worse ( 2.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:

I truly believe he should be tried for genocide.

Nothing wrong with mini-skirts!

zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:

Even in the afterlife we have to put up with slut-shaming. Luckily, there is no afterlife, but still.

“The path of least resistance and least trouble is a mental rut already made.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2020:

And as we all know, work is unpopular.

Shame on me for believing some conspiracies.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

Widespread voter suppression, stealing mail-in ballots, voter intimidation, and prior to the election, foreign-based propaganda targeted to the areas crucial to swing state turnout. Just a guess.

Fishing lures have gone pornographic since the last fishing season.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

You have to wonder what kind of fish these are designed to lure. Wait, I take that back. LOL

Read this on another board and thought I'd offer it up for discussion here.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

I guess you could look at it like this as a matter of personal perspective, but what this guy suggests is not radical or different. People die and people are born, completely normal. The speculation is that one specific event is linked to another specific event, based on nothing I can see. He or she isn't crazy. I'd suggest the term underdetermined. Too many unknowns, not enough equations.

Trump threatens to 'hold up funding' to Michigan for expanding vote-by-mail access

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

An empty threat, like so many of his lunatic rants. He was withholding funds from states with sanctuary cities, remember that? Exactly what is he going to withhold? Cowardly ignorant asswipe says what?

This ought to prove interesting [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

Keep your eye open for prosecutors resigning or "disappearing". Our boy is not above strongarm tactics.

temp [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on May 20, 2020:

They had to borrow that bad boy from the zoo, didn't they? LOL

Who would dare?! 😱🤣

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

Nope, nope, nope. You go ahead, darlin', I'll be at the beer stand eatin' a funnel cake.

What a tit. 🙄 😂(tit: British informal: A foolish or ineffectual person)

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

You just want to slap the photog on the back of the head and say "What the FUCK is wrong with you?!?" LOL

Holy Shoot

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

The only thing that counts is if they can still pass around the collection basket. LOL

threw me off when they used the word "leader"

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

That's a jerkoff masquerading as a leader. And not very well, either.

Georgia church closes again, as new cases pop up in its congregation, and Florida Still Ruled ...

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

No, don't stop the services! This is murka! We got religious freedoms! *cough cough*

Trump refusing to unveil Obama's portrait at the White House - Business Insider

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

President Obama said he didn't plan to attend while Trump was in the White House anyway.

Hydroxychloroquin

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

You can't cheat an honest man, remember that.

The origin of the easter bunny

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

I love it!

Trump’s use of unproven drug to ward off covid-19 prompts concerns, ridicule.

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

Somebody said that Nancy Pelosi has just renewed her lease for space in Trump's head. Sounds about right.

Sooo petty. [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

I'm taking my football and going home! I'll hold my breath until I die!

Another Lincoln Project release and a short piece about orange blob's reaction to them: ...

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

These are my guys. Go for the gut punch and keep swinging, guys.

Unsuccessful president, unsuccessful businessman Trump thinks to stop trading with China will save ...

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

Well among his economic advisers is that nitwit, Peter "Tariffs are Wonderful" Navarro, so that explains where this idiocy comes from. And knowledge of bankruptcy laws are not the same as understanding basic economics.

What do you do when it seems like Covid19 is leading us to "Armageddon?

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

Just don't get caught.

Taking Hydroxy. [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

I love Sarah! Good for a belly laugh. As for our pill popping moron, the default position for anything he says is that he is lying. With his track record, you are odds on to be correct.

Shame on you!!!

zeuser comments on May 19, 2020:

Noooo, that's the best part of the evening entertainment.

I don't mean to offend with this but seriously please tell me you don't really think trump is dumb ...

zeuser comments on May 18, 2020:

Seems to me you can be evil and stupid at the same time.

White House approved!!!!

zeuser comments on May 18, 2020:

This is the only time he picked a winner. The booger is now the new acting chief of staff.

Maybe at my 18th bday if would of been funny.

zeuser comments on May 18, 2020:

Maybe his anglo buddy gave him the shirt and told him it meant something else as a joke?

Legal Analysis of "Obamagate.

zeuser comments on May 18, 2020:

Good reminder of the criminals we are currently dealing with.

Owner Claims Her Salon is Also Ministry and Should Be Allowed to Reopen The owner of a ...

zeuser comments on May 18, 2020:

A faith based hair salon? What the fuck does that even mean? The christers are completely out of hand, ironically supported by the most corrupt regime in the history of the republic. Coincidence? You tell me.

Peter Navarro complains that the CDC let the country down.

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

Navarro is an unprincipled right wing hack who thinks that tariffs are fantastic - the more the better. The times he tried to get the toddler in chief to read his briefings were to alert him to opportunities to steal OPM (other people's money) while minimizing the political fallout, but our orangutan half-breed was too greedy to care about hedging his bets, instinctively avoiding anything that would require intelligence or, quite frankly, effort. The administration's current disparagement of the CDC is pure political ass-covering and blame deflection based on lies and self-fulfilling accusations of shortcomings actually caused by funding and staffing cuts. Fuck all these guys. With a cactus.

What are the odds of having the election in November? Will there be a U.S.A. in January?

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

We'll have the election, I'm not sure how fair it will be, but it will happen.What I worry about is whether they will try to compromise the electoral college, like most organized criminal bosses will do to a jury. I'd cast odds at 65-75% in favor of the country surviving, though what kind of shape it would be in is anyone's guess. Take that for what it's worth.

Eric Trump: Coronavirus will disappear after election day - Business Insider

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

That's what they get for letting Eric out of the locked closet.

After seeing the one warning us about proper punctuation, I feel I must warn everyone that capital ...

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

LOL He never wants any help!

Is your yard private?

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

One characteristic church goers like this rely on to both believe in the mythology and function in life simultaneously is the ability to compartmentalize the religion from objective reality. They often do this with political figures too. No contradiction, just compartmentalization.

Sounds good how about you

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

Me too!

[huffpost.com] He hires the best people!

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

Wow. Almost like he is daring anyone to point out how blatantly illegal and unethical this is so he can laugh at them.

My Grandma is Racist. She Hates Exactly Half of Me- the Latina Half.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2020:

She's beautiful. The article is wonderfully written and very incisive. It is beyond shameful that people still need to write articles like this, but I don't see the underlying issue changing anytime soon. Makes me sad. May harmony find you both.

nailed it [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on May 16, 2020:

Looks like Catwoman is, um, *rubbing off* on him. 🤣

I have heard many people over the years say that they would not want to live forever even if they ...

zeuser comments on May 16, 2020:

The first world problem with living forever is sheer boredom. The reality is that a lot of people are scratching-out-a-living poor. Others are physically or mentally disabled. Still others are nasty bullies or criminals. So those guys don't get to live forever? Or are you saying everybody lives forever? Do your loved ones get to live forever? What about the people you really despise? ' But as an abstract thought experiment, what are the parameters? Do you KNOW before you will not die that you will not die? Maybe you can make some preparations if that is the case, but if it catches you by surprise after living what you thought would be a normal lifespan, I can see problems beyond boredom. But no, it's not for me regardless, which is lucky, because one day I'll be gone regardless of what I want. Kevin Hearne has a good series of novels called the Iron Druid series, where the main character is 2100 years old. He has some good insights into the problems associated with perpetual life.

Open the country?

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

Excellent idea! Own the fucking libtards! LOL 🤣

Breaking News!!! Please share!!!!

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

Will it still give you a buzz? Asking for a buddy.

[yahoo.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

I think in his perverted logic, and it's stretch to call it that, he means that this proves we are testing a lot. Either that, or it's another prime example of orangutanian sarcasm. The third alternative is he actually believes this and that is his strategy, again if that's what you want to call it. I am leaning towards the third alternative.

Oh my, Grandma!

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

Back then, it was a species survival mechanism because you knew a couple of your kids were gonna die before they grew up. Given our current situation, it might not be a bad idea to revisit this strategy.

Hello everyone, I'm new to this group. Hope you have a great friday.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

Welcome aboard! First timers get a free joke. Ready? I just bought a hairpiece for only $25. Yeah, it was a small price toupee. Was that your first groan? I'm so proud. Heh.

So much material and so much time.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

Good material, very funny, the jokes write themselves.

There always has to be one...

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

It may not be the best virus protection, but you have to admit, her mask IS sexier. LOL

Please listen to the man!

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

This was stupid the first time he tried it, and it makes even less sense now. On Fox however, they are pissing themselves with glee about the "political scandal of the century".

Qualified to do her job....

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

It's true, I've seen the audition tapes. 8-)

Hippie chicks are usually cool!

zeuser comments on May 14, 2020:

To rework an old proverb, Good smelling is in the nose of the sniffer. Heh.

Anyone with this problem??

zeuser comments on May 14, 2020:

Next time, mom, use the lock on the door. LOL

“We keep on being told that religion, whatever it’s imperfections, at least instils morality.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2020:

In my experience,when you substitute dogma for logic and independent thought, your conclusions can only be true accidentally.And because dogma is notoriously inflexible, that's what you're stuck with. Good quote from Hitch.

Does anything about being in an atheist or agnostic social network provide comfort?

zeuser comments on May 14, 2020:

I find it liberating to discuss topics with intelligent people without reference or submission to any mythological protocols. I can't do that with most people I encounter IRL, although there are some I call friend with whom I also have that freedom. During this lockdown, it also serves as a point of contact with the outside world and lessens any feelings of isolation. I guess it's not for everybody. It was never designed to be for everybody. The value you get out of a medium like this depends on how much you exert yourself to provide value. You can say that about pretty much anything. Like everyplace else, though, we got assholes here too. What are you gonna do?

I prefer the figure 8 motion.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2020:

I prefer to have someone stir the shit for me. You'll need to ask them about their directional tendencies. LOL

and so it goes ... [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

Duck, sweetie, duck!

Great ad from Republicans for the Rule of law. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

I saw this. It is simple enough even for his MAGAtards to understand, but it will bounce off of most of them. But if it peels off just a couple in a couple key states.....

What would you have done differently had you been god?

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

What would I have done differently than whom, might I ask? Need a little context here.

Of course, everything that can be said has been said before.

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

Similar to memes on this site.

BASS PRO SHOP'S BLIND CASHIER A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her ...

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

And not a scent more! LOL

Trump Gets Aroused: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

And that is the sad, horrific truth. Good article, but very depressing to think he is still in the oval office.

Mitch McConnell: Obama 'should have kept his mouth shut' instead of criticizing US coronavirus ...

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

You know, I kept a bottle of champagne for years to open when Reagan died. I've got one waiting for when our favorite mutant primate dies. But now that I think of it, I should get a bunch more - one for Moscow Mitch, one for Lindsay Graham, one for our super theist closeted gay veep, oh man, I could keep a winery in business.

Howard Stern has several great points. [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

Stern has his blind spots too, but when he's right, he's really right.

Cartoon of ‘Campus Seen Through the Eyes of Conservatives’ goes viral because right-wingers ...

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

I see Gritty in the picture! Yeah, it can be fun engaging in humor at the expense of ideologues who don't understand satire. But when they don't get it, it's not that much fun anymore.

To be able to say how much you love is to love but little. - Petrarch

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

I love this quote. But just a little.

Any takers?

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

Most people don't know when to keep their mouths shut, but this guy...

Please share with all your wackjob friends 🤣

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

I KNEW it was Obama! LOL

Trump Foreshadows How He Might Undermine Next Election Donald Trump and Fox News hosts have ...

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

Improving accessibility for everybody is stealing an election if it enfranchises people who would usually vote against you. The question they never ask themselves is this: why would that group be inclined to vote against you, and shouldn't you see if you can change to provide what they want? Ok, that's more than one question, but you see what I'm saying.

Yup nailed it

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

At least the dog will listen and not insult you or threaten your family. So I have to stick up for your dog here.

Faux news cocksuckers like Inshannity, the drunk beeyotches Pirro and Ingraham and Fucker Carlson ...

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

My favorite part is that when things go to shit, and there is no question that what they were saying was wrong, they turn on a dime without any explanation and say the exact opposite the next day. That's my favorite part. The easy hypocrisy.

Trump may want to grab'em by the pussy, but they kicked him in the nuts.

zeuser comments on May 12, 2020:

BAWWWK buck buck buck buck. #presidentchicken

The Atheist Republic's Instagram is Fire

zeuser comments on May 12, 2020:

Great account.

I missed you MFs! I just got way too irritated with his idiotass. 🤗

zeuser comments on May 12, 2020:

So does that mean you are comfortably irritated with his idiotass right now? 8-)

The real reason trump wants to reopen....as if we didn't already know 🤬

zeuser comments on May 12, 2020:

It always comes down to the banal greed at his center.

Jimmy Kimmel's monologue is worth a view - especially the last few minutes. :) [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 12, 2020:

That is a brilliant use of an existing viral video. Kudos to Jimmy K.

Pretty sure tRump has this same type of idea when he gets voted out in November.

zeuser comments on May 12, 2020:

Dicey situation. The governor responds by calling up the national guard right now, she legitimizes these ass-napkins. She waits until there is violence, she is open to criticism of waiting too long. I am not in her shoes nor will I second guess her no matter what, but she ought to wait for them to start shooting. Then call in the guard, shoot to kill. My guess is that these crank yankers will make noise and in the end slink away. Crazy times in cheese country.

I got something special for the Murder Hornets!!!!!

zeuser comments on May 12, 2020:

Just in the nick of time. The air force component is led by none other than General Rocket J. Squirrel.

LATEST: FAMOUS DUCK OBJECTS TO BEING ASSOCIATED WITH "CHICKEN SHIT"!

zeuser comments on May 11, 2020:

I'd be pissed if I were Donald Duck too. The fact that neither one of them is intelligible when they get on a roll doesn't help deflect the confusion, but still.

Ohhh, poor baby! [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on May 11, 2020:

He can get some of that popularity back by just resigning. Just quit, walk away, steal some silverware on the way out that's ok. Somebody tell him that for me, would you?

Trump says that states aren't reopening (in violation of White House Guidelines) in order to hurt ...

zeuser comments on May 11, 2020:

JFC, whoever thought it was a good idea to put this buffoon in charge of the US? Man are we in trouble. I guess we can add worsening paranoia to his list of psychological diseases.

Trump's Boy is Catching Flack: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on May 11, 2020:

Ten to one Jabba completely ignores this. Twenty to one.

I have read through some of my podcasts and news feeds, maybe one of my numerous news stations that ...

zeuser comments on May 11, 2020:

I found this article, but it primarily gives background on why the military has the legislative authority to test drugs on troops. https://theconversation.com/why-the-military-can-use-emergency-powers-to-treat-service-members-with-trial-covid-19-drugs-135876

It's also tragic and dangerous...

zeuser comments on May 11, 2020:

You gotta wonder how many more innocent people beyond their own inbred families did they managed to infect?

It's a good thing Mike can pray stuff away...

zeuser comments on May 11, 2020:

They are just gonna keep pushing the idea that if you get the virus, it's ok, and if you die, that's fine. Right there, that is the national strategy as thousands die each day. I just can't...

A talented multi-faceted fellow .... [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on May 11, 2020:

Oh Lordy I'm glad I wasn't trippin' when I watched that.

The art of politics and expressions for the gullible!

zeuser comments on May 10, 2020:

No matter how you put it, it smells and sounds like horseshit to me.

You Might Think They Would at Least Try to Not Make it so Easy: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on May 10, 2020:

The CEO's were stupid enough to go along. Sheez.

The Lincoln Project have 4 GOPer senators targeted, wanting to flip it to blue, here's an ad ...

zeuser comments on May 10, 2020:

Those are my guys!

"To affect the quality of the day, is the highest of arts" Richard Carlson

zeuser comments on May 10, 2020:

Do the right thing, just because it's the right thing to do.

The 'good son-in-law',

zeuser comments on May 10, 2020:

Hey, all you can do is try, you know? LOL

And it continues.... [foreignpolicy.com]

zeuser comments on May 10, 2020:

Evidently, the nuclear winter schedule has been moved up a couple of months.