Oops backwards

zeuser comments on May 1, 2020:

That's not Pooh. That's Winne the WHOA! LOL

Trump called out by reporter for opening country early to get elected

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Bone spurs is such a simpleton that he doesn't even realize he is stepping on his own dick with this exchange.

"Phantom Plague," Brilliance! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2020:

I don't find it frightening at all. I'd say the closest thing I experience here is schadenfreude.

Meet some of your relatives ... [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2020:

I have to admit, I can recognize the similarities between me and the mountain gorilla both in song and wind. It's good to see the science behind it, though. Heh.

Trump murdered 50,000 Americans.

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2020:

I predicted that he would eventually wind up like Mussolini, strung up by his heels and twisting in the wind. I'm not sure whether that would be the full measure of justice this monstrous criminal deserves, but I'd sure like to see it.

More than that!!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2020:

You can't swing a dead cat in a room full of republicans without hitting at *least* three assholes, and probably a lot more if the cat's tail holds out.

Why is religion used as a hate tool?

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Hate and religion are similar because neither one requires the exertion of any intellect.

As much as I hated the whole military parade schtick he pulled last year, this is so much worse.

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Well,, if his intellect was half the size of his ego, he'd still have a big ego, and he'd be a lot smarter. That doesn't sound like a recipe for success to me.

Kentucky Derby 2020 [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2020:

That's hysterical! I'd LOVE to see an off-track event (conducted within social distancing guidelines) where this type of facewear was de rigeur. LOL

thought you would like to know

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Let's not forget the adhesive properties of pinot grigio.

Proof there is a Dog.... [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2020:

You can't watch that without smiling.

Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid? [mc4bbs.livejournal.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Great article, and one that should have a separate appendix for the first 4 months of this year alone. How stupid are Trump supporters? Somewhere on the scale between licking the window and taking a bath with a toaster.

[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2020:

On the off chance his boss would be there, Mike wanted his ass-kissing muscles exposed and ready to pucker.

Betty Bowers opening a country with closed mind

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Betty doesn't beat around the bush, does she?

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2020:

I like fantasy too. Not from the white house, however.

Ah, so happy for him!

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Don't worry, there will be new ones to discuss soon enough.

[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

My money is on the lady.

I don't know who this is in the picture but I am re-posting it because this is exactly how I feel.

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

We are all (with the notable exception of @WonderWartHog99) this guy.

The trouble with the future is that it usually arrives before we're ready for it. - Arnold Glasow

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

A corollary is that the present becomes the past before we appreciate it.

apologize in advance if anyone posted this quote. But in light of disinfectant injections....

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Too true.

Shite! I'm ready to use the Bat Signal.

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

You know, it just might work. Let's give it a shot!

At least I'm retired

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

All I remember about work anymore is that the cafeterias had really good food.

Roger decided to miss the pub tonight...

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Start worrying when she comes at you with a set of beads, Roger.

It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we have even once been ...

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Isn't that similar to "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me"?

Why I don't even bother anymore. Not worth the time or energy.

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

With the yellow t-shirt on, people would be yelling "Taxi!" at this poor SOB.

It might work for some but most are so neglected, they’ll never start working again…

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Might take a while to download and install all the updates prior to first use.

Leave them on the doorstep!

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

What is the magic wooooord?

A solid justification for social distancing ....

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Oh my. She did have some pointers, didn't she? RIP Jayne Mansfield.

The Worst Way to be Proven Wrong.

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Well, I could easily prove him wrong, but the poor bastard wouldn't be able to hear my argument.

A simple solution Shakey went to a psychiatrist.

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

You can always count on your bartender to bring you back to reality.

Looking for the perfect gift for the MAGA-it in your life?

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

As close to Mt. Rushmore as this disgusting blowhard is going to get.

Jesus....(the) Christ in school.

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I feel for the young man. Elise can go fuck herself.

Trump is unnerved at the news Michael Cohen was released from prison early.

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I believe Trump has Bolton's book tied up in court, claiming executive privilege. I don't think he cares if it is published, just so it's not published before the election. Watch for a similar move on Cohen's book, claiming client attorney privilege or some shit like that.

Something to think about these days:

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Waiting is one of those things you can do by yourself.

The results are in! According to a new Pew Research poll, over 71% of single Democrats would not ...

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I stopped dating someone when I found out she voted for the talking yam. She had other issues too, but I was willing to overlook the religious bullshit. The vote for a racist fascist, however, was the last straw.

What a prophecy!

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

A great, accurate, but supremely sad prediction.

[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I'm allergic to cats, so I'm gonna have to take your word on this one. But given what I know about cats and boxes, this sounds plausible.

Oh oh problem

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Be careful you don't dig up the tomatoes.

If you drop a pound of feathers and a pound of bricks on both the Moon and Earth at the same exact...

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

You want a moon? I got your moon for you, right here. LOL

Survival of the fittest is a bitch, Instant Karma baby! [nydailynews.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

One down, so many more to go.

Trumpcare?

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

He's right. The original plan, the fuck you plan, is less detailed, but more comprehensive.

British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read [pasdemerde.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Ouch. "...rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid."

Donald Trump is the embodiment of a white trash president who cant spell

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

I know you could keep going, but I take your point.

Trump may actually be cutting down on the " press briefing " ( aka campaign speeches) after ...

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Odious poltroon!

Consider this [commondreams.org]

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Yeah, that sounds about right. I'm surprised the empathy time was so high, to be honest.

Would Bailey’s be better?

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

How ridiculous. Vodka goes in the orange juice. White wine goes into the eggs.

When I die, as we all must, I hope for peace: maybe even a dreamless sleep as the Buddhist's yearn ...

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Life after death is the same as before death, except you won't be involved in any of it. Seriously, though, when your consciousness dissipates as its physical support system expires, it is your consciousness that disappears into nothing. Everything else keeps on chugging. Like it did before you were born.

....definitely pity

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Evander and Van Gogh each have this issue.

confession [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Yeah, and is that MY fault?

An oldie but a goodie and it seems apropos: Jesus and Moses are playing golf.

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

The classics never get old. 8-)

Lysol Begs Consumers Not To Ingest Their Cleaning Products Shortly after President Trump ...

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

They'll get my Tide pods when they pry them from my cold, dead, soapy, vomit-flecked hands.

I was wondering if a steam bath or a hot sauna would help your lungs and then this happened.

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Vaping while vapid.

How does your garden grow?

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

I'm in!

Another Lincoln Project ad. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Keep it up, guys, you're on the right track!

Malignant Narcissism on Steroids: [rawstory.

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:

I believe he's going to go completely captain Queeg before this is all over, chasing invisible bugs off of his body, yelling obscenities, sobbing helplessly, becoming belligerent, all in the same 10 minutes. I'd love to see it televised, but I think it will happen one way or the other. As far as his deliberate behavior is concerned, no, there is no bottom.

Mitch McConnell would rather let states declare bankruptcy than receive more federal aid

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:

This seems to be a rare misstep from Moscow Mitch. Politically, this is stupid. Who the fuck wants states to go bankrupt? Even your confirmed wingnut will concede we need police, fire, and ambulance coverage, not to mention how many more people will become unemployed. Or maybe he's got something else up his sleeve. But I believe he's going to have to cave on this one.

Seems relevant

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:

That guy may talk out of his ass, but now it will be clean.

Don't stare at the sun

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:

I almost forgot about this particular demonstration of idiocy. To be fair, there are a LOT of them and it's hard to keep track.

Polish sir

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Dobrze dziękuję! LOL

'I'm saving so much money!' says twat who can't read the room

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:

I had to look up "bellend". That's a great word!

Easy on the soap there Kali

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

That's a lot of Happy Birthdays, right? LOL

Good idea? (Took me a while to figure out...) 😂 🤣

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

As long as they aren't wearing used ones, this looks like as good an idea as any. LOL

I just had a frightening thought.

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Nothing really new there, but I see what you mean.

N URGENT CALL TO PEOPLE WHO LOVE OUR PRESIDENT.

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

That's right, the libtards are looking down their noses at you and think you are stupid hayseed crackers. Own the libtards, prove those egghead elitist pricks wrong!

New flavors coming soon!

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Well, I'm gonna wait til this comes out in gummies.

Rudy's Back...after trying out Trump's newest cure: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

JFC, is he still allowed to wander free? That's a mistake.

Worst businessman in US History or Biggest tax cheat? Probably a bit of both. [rollingstone.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Not really breaking news, is it? But it is fun to see the noose getting tighter and tighter.

Satire,can be funny

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

I KNEW my time in the 80's would come in handy one day!

This is pricless... [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

This is getting personal for me. I doubt this moron knows the difference between supply and demand.

Trump Floats Treating COVID-19 Patients with Disinfectant Injections and Light Fresh off of ...

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

When I saw the clip, it was a good minute or two before I was able to shut my jaw. This was bone-numbingly ignorant and absolutely irresponsible considering the IQ of his cult.

since this is behind a paywall.. IS TRUMP ABOVE THE LAW?

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

I had some hope for John Roberts when he was first appointed, And, he did render disciplined and reasonable decisions during his term so far. If he lets the SCOTUS weasel its way out of making a decision here simply to prolong the litigation, which is what Turow suggests as the likely outcome, he taints this court and delegitimizes all of the judiciary - all of which is just fine with our Lysol-swiggin' Nazi in chief. I wonder if Kavanaugh is going to make noise this time around, this is right in his wingnut wheelhouse. Sad state of affairs, no matter what happens.

Former Labradoodle breeder was tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Maybe he can use a clicker and treats, like chicken nuggets, to train certain orangutan-like elected officials.

Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about ...

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Pascal, the father of trivial pursuit. But he's right. Nobody values a solid liberal arts curriculum anymore, it's all specialized and geared towards ways to make a buck.

How a Trump administration official is quietly exploiting the pandemic to advance her family ...

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Betsy should be locked up. She is a threat to the health and general welfare of the US.

It's Trumps idea so it only seems fair that Trumpets get to try this treatment first.

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Hey, anyone know if chasing a shot of Lysol with a cold PBR tastes ok ? Asking for a redneck.

I injected myself with 10cc's of bleach 20 minutes ago and so far I'm feeling grea..............

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

You may be dead, but you smell fresh and clean. LOL

Yes. This is our Wharton educated man in the office.

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

The sooner the better.

This takes the cake. His minions must be taking his advice again. [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Someone tell the talking yam that it works best in an enema. Hannity, I'm looking at you bud.

Ths guy is spreading the virus every time he opens his mouth...[youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

This guy's a beauty, says what we all wish we could say loudly, profanely, and accurately.

Accountability level = 0

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

See, that's what we call "accountability" here in the land of alternative facts.

Sexy Iceberg - The Titanic says 'I'd Hit That!'

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Gives "Netflix and chill" a new meaning.

A reassuring assessment .

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

When you can't win on the facts, make shit up and go ad hominem. The trump side of this smear campaign are throwing stones while still inside that big glass house without opening the windows. You think your gibbering baboon is any better? The lefty side of this smear campaign gives traction to the righties' baseless attacks, and undermines the long game by cannibalizing their own. I'm stickin' with my homey. Meanwhile, I'm waiting for proof.

[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I don't see anything wrong with that, m'self. Heh.

This really is serious!

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

You gotta wear a mask to get into the store to buy devil's food cake. So I get this. LOL

Trump and Fox Now Both Silent on Miracle Cure Drug They Promoted Both President Trump and a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

This is a massive fuckup that would sink a lot of presidents. Now, it's just another day in the life.

Yup accurate

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Keep voting republican and y'all gonna be underwater in 20-30 years anyway.

Trump Ordered to Pay $2 Million Over Fishy Fundraiser

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Whole family nothing but a shitpile of griftin' motherfuckers.

"It is very hard to say the exact truth, even about your own immediate feelings -- much harder than ...

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Most people don't say what they are feeling, but a lot of the times you can watch what they are doing and figure it out.

Stock-piling is NOT for those with insufficient willpower?

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

This is why I never ever buy a half gallon of ice cream.

“Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than...

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Like many PhD's I know...

I say thoughts and prayers.

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

An unconscious Mitch McConnell wrapped in heavy chains wearing concrete boots.

Bi-polar Don is at it again.

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

How is it that people continue to stick their necks out for this fucking loser? He's with you, then hey look it's a bus! C'mere, let me toss your ass under it! You mean nobody has figured this out yet, that he turns on just about everybody sooner or later? Be that as it may, Kemp is a putz who will have blood on his hands, his shirt, and all over his cheap suits. He's the guy that cheated to barely beat Stacey Abrams. A real Georgia peach.

This is not a meme

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Pence always looks like he just ripped a wet fart and now carries a load in his drawers, doesn't he?

Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store [babylonbee.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Ordinarily, Baptists never make love while standing up lest someone thinks they're dancing. The face masks solve that problem, a real game changer!

Yeah act like a adult

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Looks like somebody is going to get a time out.

I agree with the Captain...

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

A nice dinner and flowers are also appreciated, but that rarely happens first.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and ...

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

I know, right? If you can't bribe them, you have to make them disappear! LOL

Second try to post this. [kvia.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

They should join in a class actions suit with all the other cities the orangutan half-breed has stiffed.

“I am an atheist, out and out.

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

...Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain...Frederich Schiller Back in 1972, this won all the major SF prizes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gods_Themselves

Many people knew about trump for a very long time.[youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Hah! I miss Buddy Hackett, and he's right.