Jared Kushner really reminds me of this guy. They even look alike.

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2020:

Now that you mention it...

New Report Claims Investigators Are Now Interviewing The IRS Official Who Said Trump Or Pence Audit ...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

This is just some of the shit we are finding out about. How many other things like this were simply buried?

If you had Chickenpox, you can get Shingles.

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

The first shot of shingrix gave me a fever and chills. I was out of action for a day. The second wasn't so bad. Still, a better alternative than the actual shingles. Anyway, prepare for a reaction, because it can be a little dicey.

Redneck a/c

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

I call bullshit. I don't see any duct tape. LOL

As I expected, all the "moderate" republicans will not vote for witnesses and will join tentacles to...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Can't say you're wrong, partner. We daily see the disaster caused by the citizen's united ruling. That was the first domino.

God Help US A man spent all his life alone, finding no love, and at age 96 he ...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Time for a trade with the lower chamber.

Dear America, Time to use our Trump card

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

The white house has appropriated the document because they ran out of toilet paper in the presidential shitter.

Good morning ?

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

I recognize that look from the mirror this morning.

Throw it away!

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

I heard that's not true if you look at it under an incandescent light.

I'm out of here

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

I always knew there had to be a good reason...

‘You can’t make this up!’: Senate erupts in laughter when Adam Schiff reveals DOJ lawyers just...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Criminals care very little, if at all, about being hypocritical. Like the kiss on the cheek before the bullet into the head.

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again.” - Thomas Paine

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

We could use a few thousand guys like Paine these days.

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live ...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Not everybody, but point taken.

“To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three-parts ...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

You don't find love. Love finds you. When it does, fear is the last thing on your mind.

You know what they say ... It's all bad ... uh ... or was that ... It's all good?

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

You can't trust chairs.

WTF happened here?

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

It's written all over her face.

Palestinians recognize Texas as part of Mexico! [thebeaverton.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Good. Let their senators serve in the Mexican senate too, that would help. LOL

This dates back a few years from when I originally posted it on fb.

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

Even though I try to forget this, I remember it clearly.

Kobe Bryant said, "God is great.

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

Let me look in the index of the book of excuses. Hmm, sex, soup, ah here it is, sudden death, page 32. Here we go, "everything happens for a reason". You're welcome. 8-)

When you thought stupidity was lack of info

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

You have to read it and understand it. I think Morgan Freeman said something like, I don't have the direct quote - people won't spend any time reading the news because it takes too long, but they'll spend 45 minutes on a quiz to find out what kind of potato they are.

So glad he only builds the best. [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

I can almost hear it now. "They tell me it's a thing that's called wind. I never heard of it before. It was the windiest wind, with lots of air moving very fast, tremendously fast."

Dershowitz is nuts. Been following Trumps impeachment trial (?

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

You heard correctly. And his senate thugs will all agree, hoping for a place of comfort in the fourth reich.

If you could change one thing about yourself...

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

I went through all of that for one cheesy joke.

Regardless of the outcome of the impeachment trial, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House member Adam...

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2020:

She exemplifies the kind of bravery and leadership we need and deserve in the US. Instead, here we are.

Why should Americans care about Ukraine?

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2020:

No argument from me. This is just the latest treason. Or the latest of which we are aware.

Finally the Really Stable Genius takes action and he thought it up all by himself

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2020:

Yeah, it's plausible he'd use his razor sharp mind to come to that conclusion,isn't it?

Been watching the latest Trump speech, and wondering if anyone has made the Trump comb over bicycle...

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Not a bad idea. Bet it would sell well in Mississippi.

Wine Not At a winery, the regular taster died, and the director started looking to a new hire when ...

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2020:

This emphasizes something I learned a long time ago: Never underestimate a drunk, and never judge a person based only on their appearance. Also, don't screw around with your employees.

just think about this for a few minutes

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

Somebody with a russian accent will be writing a book that tells us everything they have on him in the foreseeable future. You heard it here first. Hey, a buck's a buck, a ruble's a ruble, you know?

John Bolton Claims Trump’s Daily Hair & Makeup Routine Takes 2 Hours – The Halfway Post

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

This is satire, but all good satire has a grain or two of plausibility in it. I can certainly see this happening, and I bet it does take a long time to get that orange sheen just right, with the white below the eyes and an even tangerine tone. And lordy, that fucking hair. LOL

Sorry, but I love the way this guy writes.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

You're right Julie, this guy knows how to string word together. And he is right too. This is the most serious threat to our republic since the civil war. Scares the living pork out of me.

Man Attempts To Register Beer As Emotional Support Animal | 98.7 KLUV

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

I suppose trying to register my hip flask full of Yukon Jack is completely out of the question, then.

“Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but playing a poor hand well”.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

You gotta do the best you can with what you have to work with.

Someone recently urged us to read "A Very Stable Genius," the newest, I think, Trump related book.

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2020:

If he wasn't vindictive, cruel, or vengeful, you can almost muster some sense of feeling sorry for him. But of course he is indeed vindictive, cruel, and vengeful, among many other terrible characteristics. A sad and infuriating man.

Really, who does that?!

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2020:

One who isn't OCD? Just a guess.

Trump supporters Need Not Apply I was trying to think of a catchy phrase that would grab ...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2020:

If it's possible, you should move. If it's not, you need to start saving money so you can move. As far as missing sex, you don't need to be a liberal in a red area to do that. Good luck, sweetie.

Let's see.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2020:

He knows. Where the money is coming from, that's where it is.

I've done it.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Good job. I hope the republic survives until election day for your friend, and all of us, to see.

Anyone else?

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Just go and sit down again and you'll realize what you wanted in the first place.

Back in 16 I wrote a column, the gist of which was that Lying Donald had 10 out of 10 of the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

I'm waiting for him to completely flip out in a public appearance and go completely Queeg on us. Maybe the state of the union speech, that would be a good place for it.

Has anyone posited the idea that Trump may have held up the $ for Ukraine because he was asked (read...

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Well, since this administration has some of the sharpest strategic foreign policy minds on the planet and a host of thoughtful and intelligent advisors, I would guess the president listened to their advice, as he always does, and modified his actions accordingly. Hey, I'm just jivin' y'all, it was Putin. LOL

I’ve come across more info regarding the ultra rich and it sickens me.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

This sort of inequality has historically led to revolution. Ask Marie Antoinette.

Get in the car...

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Finally, my kind of uber driver.

"It is better to be humble than hung.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

As it turns out, I am both. 8-)

Yup thats them

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Proudly ignorant, unabashedly ignoring testimony, and many, like Marsha Blackburn from Tennessee, willing to impugn the integrity of proudly serving, decorated American war heroes, for cheap, and I can't emphasize this enough, cheap political points. I hope she loses and then nobody wants to hire her.

No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. - Mignon McLaughlin

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I dunno, I've seen some pretty extreme cases.

No sympathy

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. But light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

You should never put on your best trousers on when you og out to fight for freedom and truth.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Good advice. Also when you eat a blueberry muffin or a plate of spaghetti with marinara sauce.

23andMe Lays Off 100 People as DNA Test Sales Decline Home DNA-testing company 23andMe will be ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I know who a lot of my ancestors were. If these guys confirmed that, I'd be inclined to ask for a second opinion.

You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself. - Tom Masson

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

It sure feels like that sometimes.

If women dressed for men, the clothing stores wouldn't sell much- just the occasional sun visor.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

This doesn't work for everybody, but it's also a gag, so....

If we are uncritical we shall always find what we want: we shall look for, and find, confirmations, ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Is this the guy with the penguins? He's got it right.

Happy Friday!

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I mean really, what are you looking at, toots?

Oh oh oops

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Careful what you wish for, mom.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a creationist to obtain a PhD ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I bet one could do it at Bob Jones University.

The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists has moved the Doomsday clock to 100 seconds from midnight.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Well all right, things are looking bleak. But what do you do, nothing? Or just about anything else. Maybe it won't work, but you gotta try something.

something to share.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2020:

I wasn't that crazy about them to start out, but this shit is historically unforgivable and unforgettable.

Yup probably true

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2020:

No they didn't. That's the joke. In this case, the gag.

Gee, what a little make up can do, huh?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2020:

May look better, smells the same.

I am a recent widower and signed up on a dating site.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

375 miles is a long way to drive - each way! - to get belief-shamed. Sorry that happened to you, partner. Hope you had some fun on the trips. And now you have a valuable piece of experience to guide you in the future. Learn, and then live on. Best of luck, and may harmony find you. 8-)

This is true

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

28 degrees here in NC. It is indeed quite brisk.

GOP the untouchables?

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

We'll get him eventually. The damage he inflicts between now and then, however, should outrage everyone.

I’m sure it will be a laugh a minute

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

He's had the most experience at being a punch line, that's for sure.

They wont talk about it

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Blink once for yes, twice for no. Did they put you in a glass box?

I have no ducks.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Me too. I've named them.

Trump impeachment trial: 4 stories from first day spell doom for Mitch McConnell [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Doom might be overstating it, but things definitely aren't all going his way.

Hard to travel in "Moses" times, specially in the desert!

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2020:

Man, that sucks. Or is it "manna" that sucks? LOL

New haircut today. What do you think?

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2020:

Looks like you're having a ball. 8-) Your haircut is very cute, it suits you.

Barr: “It’s Not a Crime” for Trump to Demand Staffers Lie to Investigators | Vanity Fair

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2020:

I reeeeeally dislike this self-righteous toad. Once we manage to pry the talking yam out of the white house, I predict this asswipe will go to jail.

Watch out for holes - road safety

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2020:

Always good advice no matter what you are doing, cuz they're everywhere.

Iran could win war-crimes lawsuit against Trump over Soleimani killing - Business Insider

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

I'll chip in 10 bucks for a good lawyer for Iran.

Look out for granny

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Rally big meals on wheel?

I have searched endlessly and I can only find medical doctors that are just practicing not one ...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

I'd rather have a doctor in practice rather than one in theory.

“Nature has planted in our minds an insatiable longing to see the truth.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

I'm not sure this is how it works for everybody, but it is a noble idea we all should aspire to.

Does it hurt when you talk? Lol

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Hurts me. That counts, yeah?

While the rest of you celebrate Martin Luther King Day, Texas will celebrate slavery and Confederate...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Cmon TX, stop this horseshit.

Why does this sound like treason?

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

The cyber war guys wouldn't need any fucking uniforms. Cheetos and red bull. And some sushi. 🤣

Big oops there

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

I dunno. I'd wear it. It pays to advertise.

Have you ever noticed?

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Technically, a bull's asshole.

The Trump Administration Weakens Standards for ICE Detention Facilities

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Man, this has Steven Miller and Nazi motherfucker written all over it.

Dont let them get you down

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

For a minute, I thought this was my Tinder feed.

They are just coming out of the woodwork everywhere.. beware!

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

It would be a big improvement if both of them were fictional instead of just one of them.

Just heard about this on Morning Joy.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

They got called on it, apologized, and said they wouldn't do it anymore. Tweet calling the National Archives losers in 5, 4, 3....

They are all around us! After a brief discussion, today, at my local supermarket, about how the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

The bumper sticker left out the word "is".

Just like a kitty

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Genie: "You want tuna? AGAIN?" Cat: "meowr"

A friend sent this today.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

I'd like to buy this guy a beer.

Here's a group of conservative judges, petitioning to become President Trump's next appointment to ...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Good one, Johnny!

[independent.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Like the marines, but pointless.

“Time spent arguing is, oddly enough, almost never wasted.” - Christopher Hitchens

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

You can argue for a point of view in a discussion or a debate, but an actual argument where emotions substitute for logic is, in my experience, pointless.

Evolution of language.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Oh FFS. JFC!

Great headline!

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

The swans were totally lying to the poor goose. "Are you sure you're geese? Something feels, I dunno, *off*" "Oh hell yeah, we are for sure geese! Keep stroking Tommy!" LOL

Let us begin a petition to cut the Press Secretary position.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

When she talks, the resulting stream of horseshit is uniquely odious. In a way, I'm sort of glad she isn't giving press briefings so we are spared both the ball-licking obsequious sycophancy and the unvarnished contempt for the press and the citizens of the US - trademarked by Sarah Sanders.

Two questions: 1.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Let's apply the Trumpian test for guilt vs. innocence, it's foolproof. "Well, he strongly denies it." There we go, innocent and pure as the driven snow, QED.

Ron Reagan says his father 'would have been embarrassed and ashamed' of Trump | TheHill

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Ron Jr. is the one thing I can think of that Ron Sr. got right.

Me, coming home from work:

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

When you are talking to a beautiful woman, a minute goes by very quickly. BUT, if you are sitting on a hot stove...

In 2020 its important to get people the help they really need

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

I'm WAY past the first step. I'm at the "ok let's hang him by his heels" step.

I thought how can it be, worse than Moscow Mitch? But then I read on. [mediaite.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

I hope the Maine voters flush her ass down into the septic tank of history.

Hammered 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Nailed it.

“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.” - Mark Twain

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Sad but true.

What about believing even if you know it is not true?

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

From a pragmatic standpoint, if you exercise a belief and it results in a positive outcome but for an unrelated reason, why waste your time on this kind of indirection? Wouldn't it be better to know what actually caused the good results so as to concentrate time and effort there, instead of accidentally getting a benefit because a belief happened to coincide with reality? Seems you could multiply the good outcomes that way by deliberately pursuing effective methods.