What you are seeing is the first engagements of World War III.

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Calm down. Remember that this idiot could fuck up a wet dream. I'm not saying we aren't in deep shit, but you may have noticed that this jerkoff steps on his own dick a lot. I doubt he'll call off the election. In fact, I doubt he'll finish his term.

Trump is starting a war. The earth v. Trump......

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I have to admit, this whole situation is awful.

Am I wrong?

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I say something Linus Pauling once said. I believe that all complicated phenomena can be explained using simpler scientific principles.

Live near Philly enjoy searching for answers in spiritual realms including existential and non ...

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I don't see cheesesteaks, the iggles or the phillies in that list. Do you *really* live near Philly?

Name one good thing that comes from the Christian beliefs.

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Bingo! Duh. 8-)

For the dog lovers.

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Awwww.

"Experience is a wonderful thing.

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Experience is what you get about 10 seconds after you needed it.

How do you stop swearing?

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2020:

I find women who know how to creatively string together a series of obscene and vulgar characterizations to be very attractive. My mom could do it due to decades of factory work. It's one of the few things I miss about my ex-wife, lord could that woman swear. When she had someone on the phone giving her the runaround, she could back down a mother grizzly when she started going. Once she gained momentum, the rest was simple physics, and I always thought that was a beautiful thing. One of my favorite bartenders could do it with gusto as well. We all loved it when she 86ed some drunk who stepped in a hole with her, that was very entertaining. I enjoy any good swearing, but some people have a definite talent for it. I wouldn't fucking worry about it if I were you. 8-)

I went to meet Yang last night.

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2020:

I like him too, but I doubt he can generate the funding he needs to stay in the race. Unfortunately, his name recognition is also pretty low. Sometimes when you run for president, you have your eye on a future election and not the one coming up next. Maybe that's his strategy. We absolutely need some innovative thinking and a break from the American oligarchs who currently control things. I hope that happens.

Paul Manafort Says Hannity Served as His Backchannel to Trump Paul Manafort said he used Fox ...

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2020:

Not really a shocker. Hannity's been up marmalade's ass for a while now.

Welcome to the 20's! US Strike on Baghdad! I hope this doesn't start another war!!! 😔 I wish we...

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2020:

You break it, you bought it. Congrats to the moron, the tail is in fact wagging the dog here.

"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world — a nation of bullies and bastards ...

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2020:

Hunter never pulled any punches.

Add "ing" to it!

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2020:

Knives Outing, about a picnic that cutlery has once every year to indulge in cutting humor.

An Alaskan Tale (Where life is tough and humour is dark) The day after his wife disappeared in a ...

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2020:

Sounds like she's still pretty crabby.

Oh how sweet🤣😂🤣😂

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

I know someone is being demeaned here, but I can't tell exactly who.

From _I Will Judge You By Your Bookshelf_, by Grant Snider; forthcoming from Abrams Books: ...

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

That's hilarious! I LOVE climbing the ladder on a running gag in a comic! Fabulous job.

It makes a great fire starter too!

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

I can imagine the creative process. T: Hey, Pence, what rhymes with fake news? P: Just say fake news again. You know I love you, right?

Trump cabinet meeting....

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

So very sad, but true.

New years

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Easy mistake to make.

take that happy couples! 😂

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Awww, it's tough enough to get through to a connection.

I found the real meaning of the New Year !

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Well, sun, it's all about a rotational tilt and all the shit that it causes. You're welcome.

Lizzie's safe word.

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Dude..

My dog goes out way more than I do these days. 😂

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Serious cleavage there.

- Doctor what can I do so that during my holiday trip my wife does not get pregnant?

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Doctors give the best advice!

Got sick of hearing anything about trump and turned the TV to music.

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Lookin' sharp ladies!

“Have you let Jesus into your heart?

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Get ready for the second coming.

May you have sufficient strength courage and desire to overcome all such bumps in all of 2020

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

And luck. Don't forget luck, lotsa luck.

Trump staring down a anti KKK protestor

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

I got your politically correct right here, pally-boy.

A man and a woman were dating.

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Wow, that takes me back to grade school. The classics never get old. 8-)

Out of the closet

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

And as an additional incentive, I'm giving you each a brand new 3 dollar bill...

Courage could be contagious in the Senate [bostonglobe.com] We can hope

zeuser comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Well I will pull for this effect to take hold, but I'll believe it when I see it.

:( .sseltniop era stnelat ym ,yakO

zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2020:

Depends what you use that talent for.

Here's to a great 2020.

zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2020:

Na zdrowie!

zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2020:

I still do this. LOL

"Intelligent life on a planet comes of age when it first works out the reason for its own ...

zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2020:

Everybody has their own reason. Some people never develop one.

New years resolution

zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2020:

Have sex first, because god is notoriously hard to kill. I'm a little less ambitious. I just want to have sex and stop right there.

Finally! 😂🎉

zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2020:

I admit I'm a little rusty, but let's give it a whirl.

I was near Mar a Lago this morning, the cops barricade everything but from a distance I saw a group ...

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Kids in cages, and these guys are worried about vaping. This is why a lot of folk predict the arsewipe will win.

McConnell won’t allow witnesses in Senate trial because they could mean conviction [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

To me, this is a perfect issue to attack all republican office holders defending their seats. Let McConnell stonewall, don't transmit the articles, and hammer that point home in every fucking race in the country. National ads, rallies that stress this, make it a loud and principal point at the Dem convention, keep it alive in every interview with Chuck fucking Todd, rub their piggish faces into their own feces every single fucking day. IMHO of course. 8-)

Would his gallows be called a Cliff Hanger? :P

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

I ain't goin' anywhere *near* that badass, LOL

ALEX JONES ordered to pay 100,000 in Sandy Hook case, judge rules.

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

He should ask the NRA to pony up the money since he's been shilling for them for years.

Why don't people see it?

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

They are distracted by "them there baby killers and queers". That's my guess.

Love the eggs!

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

They ARE good.

Exclusive poll: Black Americans' opposition to Trump is pushing them to vote in 2020 - Axios ...

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

I just hope they all have the opportunity to vote, the cheating repubs are going to make it as hard as possible.

I think president Trump may be near certifiably insane.

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Yeah, you're right.

White culture???

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

For a multiple-puppy litter, that could be tricky.

Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress 😄😂🤣😁 By Andy Borowitz - April ...

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

I can get behind this idea!

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year without working !!! .

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Use the time wisely.

“There is no sin so great as ignorance. Remember this.” ― Rudyard Kipling, Kim

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2019:

I'd amend that to mean *willfull* ignorance. A deliberate decision to ignore.

"The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of ...

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2019:

You have to walk through this, but it's worth the effort.

Harry gets up for work one morning takes his shower and gets ready to put his clothes on.

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Ouch. Tell Harry to get back to us if it worked.

How do you answer "How are you today?"

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

I generally say, "How do I look?" If they say "You look great!" Or anything, really, but I hear that one the most. I say, "Well, that's how I am."

New years coming

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Good strategy.

Have pity on them

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

One of the reasons you are better off without a wife. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU-sCw1xnLU

Beware of Slenderman...

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Miller would have fit right in with third reich.

When God is your Co Pilot.

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Must've gotten distracted when someone prayed to ask for help making a field goal.

5 scathingly funny cartoons about Trump's holiday season

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Yeah, those are all pretty funny.

Federal judge to block latest North Carolina voter ID mandate [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

This isn't over. This is a preliminary injunction to allow all the appeals to work through the courts. It IS a piece of good news, though, and we need some good news here in North Kackalacky.

“The Trump administration has sent a clear message to Pyongyang and to the rest of the world that ...

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Well, this is about time and a good start. It'd be nice to see congress start worrying about human rights violations here in the USA, too.

What is it with my family?

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Good grief, y'all ought to throw away your super-glue inventory and rely on duct tape instead!

If only he would

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

If only.

Germans think Trump is more dangerous than Kim Jong Un and Putin | News | DW | 26.12.2019

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

They are correct.

No kidding, my cousin in Ohio put these on her tree.

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I'm sorry sweetie. Can you get an annulment from a cousin?

I'm not in the business of selling but ditchmitch is taking donations for the democratic candidate...

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I've already sent money, may send some more.

[deadstate.org] Please he practices what he preaches acting like The Good Samaritan he is 🤔

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I'm surprised he didn't burst into flames while reciting this stuff.

Oh oh trouble now

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

The grim beater strikes once more.

History repeats itself. :o

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Caught him while he was dressing.

Nancy Pelosi has the right to submit Donald Trump to an ‘involuntary’ psych evaluation: Yale ...

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I like the idea. I doubt he'd let anyone get that close to him simply because that's what the law says, because we all know how shitty he is at following the law. Workability issues aside, this would be good for everybody, including for the crazy arsewipe.

“But youth is a quality.

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Tell that to my left hip.

Shadow.....boxing

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

That figures. Seems like everybody is having more fun than me, why not my shadow too? LOL

It's that time of the year!

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

One good reason not to run the little critters over.

1X Melania Trump Silver American First Lady Commemorative Coin US Half Dollar LN | eBay

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

That's from back in the days when she didn't have to squint to try and block out the sight of you-know-who.

FBI looking into pardons by ex-KY Gov.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

I get the feeling that Kentucky might be trying to turn itself around. Welcome back, we missed you.

Santa is coming...have you been naughty or nice?

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

That'll empty out his bag.

Trump 'still working' on Melania's Christmas present - BBC News

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

"Justin" time for the holidays. Heh.

I love the Allman Brothers and sent our stable genius my favorite album.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

They're out of season, so I ate an orange instead. Do I still get credit?

Smart dog! :)

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

I had a dog who went to fetch, but then just stayed there with the ball in his mouth, laid down, and looked at me.

My wife asked me buy organic vegetables from the market.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

You pay extra for that shit.

Impeachment isn't moving to the Senate for weeks, but evidence of crimes is not taking a holiday ...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Always bet on Nancy. Give the odds.

Currently, well actually for the past few years, I have been witnessing - and I use this term ...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Well played!

My friends and family know me so well.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Nice haul!

Your in-person community?

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:

I've always found a lot of support in neighborhood bars. Plus wine. 😊

What a wind bag..

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:

To be fair, there is a whole buttload of things you don't understand, you half-wit.

Look at us now!

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:

I dunno, I'm good with it.

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Yeah, that checks. Ask the druids, if you can find any, about St. Patrick.

War Crimes Navy Seal Meets Trump to Thank Him for Pardon Former Navy SEAL Eddie Gallagher, who ...

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:

I watch this shit, and I simply cannot believe we are here. But here we are.

Maybe adding appeal to secularism, rather than talking stink on religion, is a more productive ...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I stopped trying to enlighten believers a long time ago. If I wanted to do it, I'd market it your way. But I don't give a fuck. Let 'em believe.

Love this

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

They sell it all time, and we know exactly who buys it.

This was 5 years ago but that cutie is my daughter.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

She is a sweetheart! And that's the better definition of a holy trinity than what they try and sell you. What is that little punkin's name?

Camus passed in 1960, so this quote was written as a minimum 59 years ago.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

It is a timeless observation.

Trump praises Gabbard for not voting to impeach: “I give her a lot of respect.”

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

She's eyeing a job in the kremlin.

Rudy Giuliani thinks the Southern District of New York might be investigating him because they're ...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I guess you can acquire narcissism, but you might have been that way all along and something triggers this kind of bullshit.

‘Trump is terrified’ and ‘addicted to conflict’: Psychiatrist Justin Frank on the ...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

What did someone say? He's as crazy as a box full of scorpions on meth. That checks.

A sign of the times.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Overlapping audience, really.

How long would be long enough?

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I'm 66 now. My dad is going to be 95 next month. I don't want to be 95. I'm hoping for another 20 years or so, but who knows? If I can stay healthy, 86 seems like long enough. Ask me again when I'm 85.

Mommies rocket ship

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I wonder if he brought the rocket fuel in the AstroGlide tube too.

I laughed.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Make a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. But set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life. 8-)

Can elderly people still have sex?

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I've been having this kind of oral sex for decades.

Oops mistake

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Uh oh, WTF was that guy wearing, anyway?

HEY! Made the front page (in my yellow jacket) Activists Turn Out in Support of Impeachment - ...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Lookin' real good Loo!