‘You never change things by fighting the existing reality.

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2019:

Counter quote from Arthur Schopenauer. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Kinda thought it would go off a long time ago😲🤭

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2019:

He's been as crooked as a barrel of fish hooks for decades, and like most criminals who get away with something, he thought he'd never get caught. Now we learn he is outstandingly stupid, and it's no big surprise, is it?

Amish Christmas lights.

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2019:

They, um, went all out this year. Heh.

Love this guy!

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2019:

You don't fuck around with Sam.

“It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well”.

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2019:

Descartes went into a bar and ordered a beer. After he finished, the bartender asked, "Would you like another beer, Monsieur Descartes?" The old philosopher answered, "I think not", and he disappeared.

This is very well written and comprehensive.

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2019:

Whoa Nelly, that's a complete flaying! All true, as far as I can tell.

If men’s logic about vaginas was applied to themselves.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2019:

That explains the robust nature of my own kielbasa. *sigh*

😂 just needed to tell you all something 😂

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2019:

Yeah, you're a beauty all right.

Mysterious ways indeed!

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2019:

She got sole.

My agnostic husband and deeply religious father started having a debate about whether or not God is ...

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2019:

Personally, I stop conversations about politics or religion before they start. But in this case, you weren't a participant and you had no say in what your two guys discussed - which makes it tough to watch. I hope they patched it up at the end and left as friends who agreed to disagree.

“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2019:

Not to argue with the Mahatma, but that's always been how I defined integrity. Maybe they are two sides of the same coin.

I was in the Army with a guy who had no trouble getting women to date him.

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2019:

Hey, everybody has to make a buck, don't judge. I always enjoyed going to Vegas back in the day, when you saw a bar with 6 or 7 gorgeous women and when you smiled at them they all smiled back - almost had to put on my shades because of the glare. Everybody has a story to tell that you can learn from. Remember that. 8-)

A Very Boring Hearing A TrumPoem by Mary Schmich I’m sure you haven’t watched it — ...

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2019:

Great poem, sad reality.

Not easy being green

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2019:

The truth hurts, especially when there is a hangnail involved.

Today's brain teaser.... What's this guy emotional state? Happy?, Sad?......

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2019:

He looks like he's proud of something.

This De Vos bitch is despicable. [salon.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2019:

I'd love to see her go down in flames and wind up in the pen.

Thanks, now I can't sleep. 😂

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2019:

Yeah, funny/not funny.

Red neck repair

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2019:

If you can't fix it with duct tape, it can't be fixed. That's in Man Rules, chapter 3.

Is this an advise or...just directions?

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Like a good bar. Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida.

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Ok, that was a good one.

Yup...Must be a trump supporter!!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Everyday, Brisco Darling, everyday.

The hottest gift this holiday season: Your Own Set of Facts! - The Washington Post

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Everyone for whom I would purchase these already has a set of their own facts. So more effective marketing might be the key.

which muppet is that?

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Gonzo's mom, Bimbo. I think.

You only get two lives. The second one begins when you realize you only get one. - Epicurus

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Mortality has a way of focusing the mind.

"It's a hoax.

zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2019:

It's big and fat all right, but it's all too fucking real.

This is such an interesting video.

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

That's worse than I thought. I also don't like how much russkie based propaganda is so easily and widely distributed on social media. Well marketed. People are buying in, that's the scary part.

Keep it professional

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Awww.

The never ending circus.

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

This looks a lot like the white house, too.

I agree with some commentators who think Trump will be reluctant to give up his presidency.

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I am thinking a trail of big macs and KFC meals leading into a cage similar to the ones in which he is incarcerating children. He finally goes for the whopper, the door snaps shut. Ta ta, asswipe. Hey, I can dream, yeah?

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

This one cuts just a little too close to the bone. True. Too fucking true.

I love Arby's too.

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Did he have his own horsey sauce? That makes a difference.

Not big Trump fans apparently.

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I still have my "Buck Fush" button from 2004.

“At the still point of the turning world.

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Live in the moment, y'all. Listen to T.S.

Smart cop. :)

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Smart. Promote this guy.

Maybe god did Mary after all.

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

She is still waiting for the second coming.

Anything he touches turns orange.

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

You should see what curry does to it.

Head scratcher 🤔

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

WTF!

Cheetos .... (LOL)

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Impeachable, well yeah. But still filled with crunchy goodness.

Adam Schiff reveals the three Trump Cabinet members who remain under investigation: ‘There’s a ...

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Sharpen those knives, Adam, this is a tough roast to carve!

If only....

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

What? Who says you can't?

Modern problems

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I know what you mean, bro.

Another world summit...Another disaster!!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Uncle Joe Biden already has an ad up about this already - "the world is laughing at you". I like it.

Where's the wicked witch when we need her?

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

She's sleeping on another floor in the white house, I hear.

“Mistakes are, after all, the foundations of truth, and if a man does not know what a thing is, ...

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

The only people who don't make mistakes are the ones who aren't doing anything at all. Decades ago when I was working temp I screwed something up, my supervisor told me this and I never forgot it.

Damn wish app!😡

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

When YOU get one. Not me.

Potus calls Trudeau two faced, well, pissed myself laughing, the guy who has disowned all his ...

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Tested better in the focus group than "poopy head".

Relish that day.

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

But will he listen? No.

World leaders appear to mock Trump during tense NATO summit

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Boy, did this get under his skin. Good job boys.

Psychiatrists send urgent warning to Congress about Trump’s deteriorating mental state ...

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Keep saying it. When the shit hits the fan, nobody will be able to claim nobody warned them.

Trump does NATO...

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Trevor has the right idea.

Have you considered?

zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2019:

How many do you need at one time, unless you are practicing for, um, something?

I'll donate $50 a week.

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2019:

Yeah, I'm in for a sawbuck too.

Not big Trump fans apparently.

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Lotsa people feel this way, might as well monetize it.

Trump says he is too intelligent to believe climate change... WTF? [yahoo.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Just when you think he couldn't say anything more stupid and inane than he already has, we get something like this. What a fucking moron.

Dear Satan, An Animated Short About a Girl Who Accidentally Writes Letter to Satan Instead of Santa

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Awww, that was sort of sweet. And I'd listen to Patrick Stewart reading his grocery list.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Funny /not funny.

“The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think ...

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2019:

That's a fact.

Lawyers for Trump said they wouldn't participate in the House Judiciary Committee's public ...

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Don't forget the usual fallback, lying. He's claiming it's unfair because he can only send one lawyer, which of course is horseshit. Also the taking my ball and going home, claiming it's all a hoax so why should he send anyone. And finally, scheduling. He claims it's unfair because they scheduled hearings during his trip to the NATO conference. Probably more, but those are the ones that come to mind.

Christmas is coming....

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...

A bit shallow, ya’ think?

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:

If call it more transparent than shallow, but shallow works too.

Too funny and gross to believe (but true).

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:

It's HUMP day!

Checkmate flat earthers

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:

I think I see the Mariana trench.

Another very strange find... [facebook.]

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:

My ex has a gecko named Renton, and she is as sweet as she can be. Lots of good looking reptiles here. 💙

The White House Says Nursing Home Regulations Are Too Tough : NPR

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Sounds like he's cannibalizing a big part of his base here.

Here's a quote from a woman's profile on POF: "I’m passionate about life, love, family and ...

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:

If you go with that trinity horseshit, it's a five-some. If it's a poly marriage with three partners, add the trinity and you have a six-some.

Lying Donald to the rescue

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Rudy can model the orange jumpsuit for the orange fuckwad.

Trump the athlete had a wonderful endorsement from another athlete, pro golfer John Daly.

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Two peas in a pod. Or in this case, two watermelons in a patch.

Majority of Republicans say Trump is better president than Lincoln.

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Take a poll of morons, you get moronic results.

Interesting information! Opinion: Trump's magic is evaporating on the campaign trail [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Ask Bama how they've done since they invited the Russian asset to their game with LSU. #ETTD Everything Trump Touches Dies.

A Mormon is seated next to an Irishman on a plane.

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Gotta keep those options wide open, you know?

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

If Ireland attacked Turkey from behind, would Greece help?

He's not the only one! :P

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

I'm with Bill. If I'm cooking, I have a glass of wine next to me at all times.

Republicans compare trump to Lincoln

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

That would mean his assassination would have to be much much better, hugely better. Someone tell him that, maybe Rudy right before they toss his ass into the can.

My wife and I went to the auction mart at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we ...

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Seems like a good question to me. Then again, I've been divorced for 10 years, so....

Redneck halter top

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

What, somebody briefed her.

I've got you under my skin.

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Finally, finally, somebody gets me.

somebody in the military get rid of this imbecile! [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

“And it will probably work out that way. And we’ll see what happens.” Translation, when you hear this lamebrain say "we'll see what happens", it means "I don't know what in the holy fuck I'm talking about and I'm making shit up that I think sounds like I do".

Hold up frosty

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

It would save a little work if you could get the rabbit to pick your nose.

The truth about it!!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

But he gives the ones that are a run for their money.

“Every lie is two lies, the lie we tell others and the lie we tell ourselves to justify ...

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Everybody lies. Not everyone gets caught. The best liars don't lie to themselves, but they also lack any sense of morality.

My friend and his wife in couples therapy.

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

THIS brings back memories.

Next level shit

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

I like the turd one best.

This is my kind of 'spirituality.'

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I dunno, real turkey gave its life for me.

This is why you never trust my logic: If 3(12 oz beers) = 3 beers.

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2019:

DUI

That grimace says it all!

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I guess her side dude was busy that day.

From CNN: The precipitous fall of America's mayor [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Good that they are finally looking into this criminal. He's been filthy for decades and I hope he gets locked away for the rest of his scamming money grubbing life.

Who's taking a trip to the beach? BUY THEM HERE: [etsy.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

I love them!

Happy Thanksgiving

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Worth a shot.

Are their avowed Athesist Oranizations invoved in Humanitarian Activities?

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

I support the Foundation Beyond Belief. They are there helping when catastrophe strikes anywhere in the world, distributing food and medical assistance. Look em up.

‘Welcome to the new mainstream GOP - Republicans’ descent into the alt-right [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Very scary.

This joker thinks he's a Dictator.

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Fuckhead in chief, an international embarrassment.

So--one of my local papers posted a "The Pilgrims' contributions to our freedoms" editorial.

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Very well stated, and if anything under stated, regarding the absolutely shitty genocidal and (this is where the word comes from) puritanical theocracy the original colonialists brought with them. I hope they publish it too. Great job Lucy. 😢

[newsthump.com] Happy Thanksgiving!

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

That is funny. But unfortunately, commercial turkeys are so overbred to grow large quickly, the ones who are pardoned rarely live for even another month.

A woman decides to have a face-lift for her 50th birthday.

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Go ahead and guess again, but this time with feeling.

Four-star general: "I have wasted 40 years of my life" if Trump’s lies represent "who we are"

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

No, General, you haven't wasted a thing. This is NOT who we are. It's who the Russians want us to be as facilitated by their marketing department in the white house. This will soon change.

Parade tomorrow

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Don't go into the tunnel, it's just painted on the side of a building.

SNOW WHITE...HAPPY EVER AFTER?

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Looks like Dopey Jr. is not happy.

I see no problem either

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

If the priest objects to it, it must be all right! QED

Go the fuck to sleep by Samuel L Jackson - YouTube

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Oh, like he discovered something new....

Oh my the mess

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Ooooo, that's a cheesy gag.