Republicans compare trump to Lincoln

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

That would mean his assassination would have to be much much better, hugely better. Someone tell him that, maybe Rudy right before they toss his ass into the can.

My wife and I went to the auction mart at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we ...

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Seems like a good question to me. Then again, I've been divorced for 10 years, so....

Redneck halter top

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

What, somebody briefed her.

I've got you under my skin.

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Finally, finally, somebody gets me.

somebody in the military get rid of this imbecile! [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

“And it will probably work out that way. And we’ll see what happens.” Translation, when you hear this lamebrain say "we'll see what happens", it means "I don't know what in the holy fuck I'm talking about and I'm making shit up that I think sounds like I do".

Hold up frosty

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

It would save a little work if you could get the rabbit to pick your nose.

The truth about it!!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

But he gives the ones that are a run for their money.

“Every lie is two lies, the lie we tell others and the lie we tell ourselves to justify ...

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Everybody lies. Not everyone gets caught. The best liars don't lie to themselves, but they also lack any sense of morality.

My friend and his wife in couples therapy.

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

THIS brings back memories.

Next level shit

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:

I like the turd one best.

This is my kind of 'spirituality.'

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I dunno, real turkey gave its life for me.

This is why you never trust my logic: If 3(12 oz beers) = 3 beers.

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2019:

DUI

That grimace says it all!

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I guess her side dude was busy that day.

From CNN: The precipitous fall of America's mayor [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Good that they are finally looking into this criminal. He's been filthy for decades and I hope he gets locked away for the rest of his scamming money grubbing life.

Who's taking a trip to the beach? BUY THEM HERE: [etsy.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

I love them!

Happy Thanksgiving

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Worth a shot.

Are their avowed Athesist Oranizations invoved in Humanitarian Activities?

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

I support the Foundation Beyond Belief. They are there helping when catastrophe strikes anywhere in the world, distributing food and medical assistance. Look em up.

‘Welcome to the new mainstream GOP - Republicans’ descent into the alt-right [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Very scary.

This joker thinks he's a Dictator.

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Fuckhead in chief, an international embarrassment.

So--one of my local papers posted a "The Pilgrims' contributions to our freedoms" editorial.

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Very well stated, and if anything under stated, regarding the absolutely shitty genocidal and (this is where the word comes from) puritanical theocracy the original colonialists brought with them. I hope they publish it too. Great job Lucy. 😢

[newsthump.com] Happy Thanksgiving!

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

That is funny. But unfortunately, commercial turkeys are so overbred to grow large quickly, the ones who are pardoned rarely live for even another month.

A woman decides to have a face-lift for her 50th birthday.

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Go ahead and guess again, but this time with feeling.

Four-star general: "I have wasted 40 years of my life" if Trump’s lies represent "who we are"

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

No, General, you haven't wasted a thing. This is NOT who we are. It's who the Russians want us to be as facilitated by their marketing department in the white house. This will soon change.

Parade tomorrow

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Don't go into the tunnel, it's just painted on the side of a building.

SNOW WHITE...HAPPY EVER AFTER?

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Looks like Dopey Jr. is not happy.

I see no problem either

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

If the priest objects to it, it must be all right! QED

Go the fuck to sleep by Samuel L Jackson - YouTube

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Oh, like he discovered something new....

Oh my the mess

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Ooooo, that's a cheesy gag.

Donald Trump Jr.

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

This should clear up any lingering doubt (not that I think there is any) the Trump crime family seeks to divide the country further for their own financial gain, and not incidentally the global political benefit of the Russians. Fuck 'em all with a cactus.

Something else to consider....(from my email this morning) Thoughts?

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2019:

We have just about all of the knowledge in the world available with a google query or search in wikipedia. It is so incredibly easy to check, hell you can even just say your question and google pops up a bunch of hits. It's overwhelmingly sad to me that people do not take that simple step before reposting. If it's an odious example, I generally check and post if it's not true. Are people grateful when I do that? Nope, they get angry! I have no idea what to do about it.

This is so true about BREXIT !!

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Yeah, but it didn't get stuck with the check. So far.

eye exam

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Gahan is one of my heroes. He had a one panel cartoon in the magazine of fantasy and science fiction back in the 60's and 70's. He's awesome.

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zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Then you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about.

This is a BIG deal! Former White House counsel Don McGahn must obey subpoena to testify before ...

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

The reasoning is ridiculous. The appeal will sink as well.

“You don’t have to control your thoughts.

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

And stop trying to control others.

They look like complete idiots! 😄 Republicans have floated 24 different defenses of Trump’s ...

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Nothing floated. This ship is going down.

Its an idea lmao

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Or a democrat. A black democrat would be the kiss of death for him.

This doesn't belong here but there isn't a 'cool hero' group. [gif-vif.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

I want that guy on my local FD.

A Man Runs Over a Woman's Cat.

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Practicality is important.

Trump has four choices right now.

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

I'm down with any of those, in case y'all were interested.

When I use toilet paper, I make an announcement over an imaginary loudspeaker: "Cleanup on aisle ...

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

What ever keeps it droppin', BWG.

Did he though?

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Good think it wasn't a doctor of economics. "Assume he didn't have a heart attack."

C'est la querre!

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

That's right, you heard me hon!

Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could talk to her after class.

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Little Johnny can get a PhD in Smartassery without breaking a sweat.

Melania Trump loudly booed at opioid awareness youth summit | US news | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

I wonder if anyone yelled "show us your tits!"

Yeah it makes sense

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Or a urologist.

“It is self-evident that cows do not have the.

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

With that type of sharp legal reasoning, how can he lose?

Dont think it will work

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

It's worth a shot.

Trump distancing himself and throwing Rudy G under the bus.

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2019:

That's the playbook. If he can't claim Hillary or Obama did it (projection is first), simply deny it without any basis at all.

A best friend I've known for years said he ended his FWB relationship cause she was falling in love,...

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2019:

I've been on each end of that particular seesaw. Everybody has their own reality, sometimes you share it with them, sometimes you don't. If you have an open and honest communication, everybody should make it clear what their expectations are. If you settle into a one-sided emotional relationship comfortably, it might be all right, but it might turn toxic too. One thing I do know, it is almost impossible to change a deep and sincere love into something more like friendship. But once you make the decision and cross the bridge, set it on fire. In any event, let your heart lead you, all the best luck, and may harmony find you.

That's clever

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2019:

One word. You run into enough assholes every day, no need to go looking for another one.

Donald Trump Is God’s ‘Chosen One’ To Be President, Says Rick Perry

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Best argument for atheism that I've heard so far this morning.

Master Po, why is kung fu so hard?

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Now, take the pebble from my hand.

Would you attend this dinner lol

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Oh hell yeah. I'd make a potato salad to bring. And champagne. Let's not forget the champagne. 8-)

Someone’s spelling error will be a sore point for quite a while?

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2019:

That is one hell of a lot of assholes.

I saw this the other day and thought it was amazing how similar things are today.

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I remember reading this column when it was first written back in the 70's. It was hilarious then, and scary how similar it is to what they say these days.

I can hear them

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2019:

On the bright side, I don't have to pay for the sessions.

Conan strikes again

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2019:

If he could get away with it, he would do just that.

Learning to pray when times are rough is less important than learning to be Human..anon.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Unlearning to pray is more important still.

Oops found out

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Well that saves some time and money.

On the page where we describe ourselves here on Agnostic.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2019:

My response would be: "The best!"

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zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2019:

You're posting in the wrong group. You're looking for "Joust for Laughs".

Says something about her

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2019:

And when she says it, she says it with feeling.

Par 4 Could be dumpster new golf billboard

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Squeeze 'em, Nancy, slow and tight.

Trump says that he is treated worse than any president, maybe the 56th anniversary of JFK's bad ...

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Pause to reflect? A number 10 cast iron frying pan across the face would work better.

Yup lmao funny

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Finally, a place for me and my peeps!

Naughty fairy tale lol

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Nothing like a little morning wood.

I was raised Catholic.

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Well good for you, you made the right choice. Now, the next level is sex *inside* a church. 8-) Good luck to you, brother.

They look cute and cuddly, but the slightest thing can turn this beautiful creature into something ...

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

"Watch where you put those paws, mister!"

I thought this was a joke.. WTF Trump..

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

With a fucking sharpie. Yeah, that's our guy all right.

PEEING ON MY FLOWERS A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic ...

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

See, this is why I avoid that sport.

Who benefits if corruption continues in Ukraine? What if .....

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I KNEW it!

Another trump cocksucker with corruption charges, his answer.

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Domino number one?

Hmmm.... I wonder what the answer is.... 🤣😂🤣

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

It's a puzzler all right.

Forbidden love lmao

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

This is where we need the yuck emoji.

On the beautiful breasts of Miss Hale Was tattooed the full price of her tail On the lovely behind...

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I'd still like to know who that guy in Nantucket actually is.

‘A complete sham’: Anger grows over report GOP senators met with Trump to map out ‘rigged’ ...

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Every one of those peckers that met with him ought to be forced to recuse themselves. The removal counts with a 2/3 vote of everyone present.

Poor Mikey Milquetoast [politics.theonion.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Keep trying, ignore the load you just squeezed into your shorts and grunt harder.

It's a movement.

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Droppin' the deuce in chief.

Is Trump a Russian asset?

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I don't think this is even in doubt anymore. I'm not sure what Putin has on him, but I bet it's a doozy whatever it is, and it's probably more than one thing.

You don't have to!

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Hard to tell what he's calling you with your kutas in his mouth.

"It's not normal when I know I'm smarter than the President." -- Wanda Sykes.

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Get in line, sweetie, you've got a LOT of company.

PresidentPelosi trends after Sondland testimony implicates Pence in Trump Ukraine scheme ...

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Good, let's get rid of that white-haired closet cocksucker. Pompeo should get the boot as well.

Mike Pompeo called on to resign or be impeached himself [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2019:

He's been talking about resigning to "save his reputation". He wants to run for the senate in Kansas, where they are politically just to right of Hitler, so maybe he shouldn't worry too much about it. But if it gets him to quit, great. The only problem is, who would be the next guy?

A young man is taking a driver's test.

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2019:

As an older gentleman, I think this kid has it all wrong.

Trumpsters On Kimmel Don't Know The Difference Between Nixon And Trump Unbelievable.

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Keep cutting education funding and encouraging private religious schools and home schooling. This is what you get.

Mike Pompeo reportedly told Republicans he plans to resign to protect his reputation.

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2019:

The horses have already escaped. You want to close the barn door? See if that works, you Nazi smegma fuckstick.

Trump is on record as saying "I am the POTUS and I can do anything I like without question"! Lets ...

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2019:

After we kick him out, prosecution for treason is entirely possible.

Sondland says therw was a quid pro quo. [cnbc.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

He just wants to stay out of jail and get back to running his hotels. He may not get either wish.

Now I want to go shopping at this store.. 😁

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

No, no, I think they have it right. LOL

While Jim Jordan and republicans were attacking Lt.

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Does the republican base really identify with the contempt for government and disdain for the rule of law displayed by the rude and pointlessly offensive performances of Jordan and Nunes? Does that kind of shit really play well with anybody at all?

Oh My 😂🤣😂🤣

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Ouch.

I'm in danger

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Uh oh.

If I were Donnie I'd be looking for my fly fishing waders, he's in such a sea of shit now! :-)

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

This will freeze up his heart or cause an artery in his brain to pop. Walter Reed Hospital ought to make up a suite for him for when it happens.

Tuesday trash talkin' 😀

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Granny knows the story. And this is why I stopped eating Chinese food (for a while at least).

Eeeeewwwww! :o

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Stan Lee's New Green Deal.

Don't know if I'd really do this 🤔😂😂

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

The guy who did it is will be called this for the rest of his life.

They kept calling me four-eyes, so I decided to up the ante. :)

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

That's how they did it before they invented progressive lenses.

Evidence of time travel

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Proof positive, no doubt.

Gollum! 😡 Stephen Miller planted anti-Rubio stories in Breitbart during 2016 campaign, leaked ...

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Rubio has knife marks on his back, Miller's fingerprints are on the knife.