Not doing this

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2019:

Could be another one somewhere down under. Mustache trifecta.

Your only as young as the woman you feel. —— Groucho Marx

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2019:

The one, the only...

I AM A BAD PERSON! (Maybe.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2019:

If you can do it to some bozo who cuts you off in traffic, these fuckwads deserve the nuclear version.

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind. --Timothy Leary

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2019:

Dean Martin had his booze, Cheech and Chong did it with weed, and this guy was the absolute poster boy for any and all psychadelics.

The Trump Administration Is Making Immigrant Parents Pay $800 for DNA Tests to Get Their Kids Back

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2019:

Hey, a buck is a buck, yeah?

David Koch Still on Wrong Side of River Styx After Refusing to Pay One-Cent Ferry Tax

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2019:

Start swimming, you fucking prick.

Trump was by no means the first I got mine, screw you president

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2019:

It's like reverse evolution. First I thought Nixon had to be the worst president of all time, but then we got Reagan. So Reagan was absolutely awful with his corruption and deficits and took over the "worst of all time" title, but then we got Bush. Trillions wasted on stupid wars, a near depression, deficits exploding out the ass, had to be the worst we'll ever see, but now we got tangerine twinkletoes. Does anybody really want to let another republican try to drive this trend even lower? SMFH

New equiptment for white house staff

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Very snappy way to make your political statement.

From my septic guy – unbelievable Not really funny but maybe we need an unbelievable ...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Just what we need in our already microplastic infected water system, glittery shit.

Completely out of the blue last night, a person known to me only via online/text and having never ...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Pathetic, cowardly idiot, yelling at his computer screen.

There are so many on Facebook this morning.

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Some dandies there, Julie!

And he continued.....

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Dumbasses gotta dumbass.

Stole this from facebook

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Timmy knows what to do.

Groaner alert

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Poor man's bondage. Works well if you suck at tying knots.

I guess I will join the religious joke day 🤣

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

These are becoming popular in shopping centers to control internal traffic. Around here, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one. I like 'em.

SO proud of Adam Schiff! No, he's not glamorous or charismatic.

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

When the room broke into a spontaneous standing ovation at the end while one of the republican gasbags was trying to say something after the meeting had been gaveled closed, I literally got chills, and I found myself up on my feet in my living room joining in.

What is your personal belief as to why Trump is fighting to keep his income tax and any other ...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

It's more than just one thing. You can almost hear his lard ass starting to sizzle as he gets slowly lowered into the fire he himself started.

He has said all along he doesn't want to win.

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Ok, I can see the reason behind this run now. Spend away, Mr. Mayor.

Stone guilty. Trump and his pals. [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

It's not that bad, Roger. I understand that if you behave, they give you some jello with your supper once a month.

The picture says it all

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Look at Lev and Igor standing there like bookends. They sound like characters in a Mel Brooks movie. Too bad there wasn't any room to include that nazi asshole Miller in the shot. That fuckwit should hang too, IMHO.

It took over 40 years to send Nixon to jail, but he's finally headed there with one of his and ...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

About time, too.

drumroll Down goes Roger Stone.

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

If asswipe pardons him, that will about sew up his fate.

The President has absolutely no right to confront the whistleblower.

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:

These are arguments, as the article points out, meant to impress and inflame the yokels. Competency and literacy may even become popular again as the table cloth gets yanked from under the sweaty orange criminal pretender in the White House. The latest evidence of cracks in the facade is the refusal of the "most transparent president in history" to take questions that he can't bullshit around by yelling "Quiet, quiet, be quiet!" at reporters framing those questions. Oh yeah, this fucker is going down, on TV, in living color, one inch at a time. Popcorn anyone?

Good morning

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Rare insight from a notable airhead.

A woman get cheated by on by her husband.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2019:

That's not a wise monk. That's a wiseass.

“I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made ...

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2019:

I miss Andy.

Its what it seems like

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Yup, that's how it's going so far.

There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Great quote with a wonderful insight.

We all need to do this

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2019:

I wish it worked better.

I hope this story comes true

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Wait, is that an option?

Sounds li!e a fun place

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2019:

You're fucking right we voted against it!

Lindsey Graham: “You Can’t Impeach Trump Until I Stop Blowing Him” | Not Really.News

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Lindsey! Stop talking with your mouth full!

🤣🤣🤣 hump day laughter, your welcome 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2019:

HAHAHAHA, twatt knot! 8-)

Hail Satan.

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2019:

That's him all right!

Most of you won't be geeky enough to get this one... But for those that are..Enjoy..

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2019:

He'd do it too, if he thought he could get away with it.

🤣😂Asked my wife if I could use toys during sex.

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2019:

JPGS, or it didn't happen. Mp4's are all right too.

MSNBC has George Conway on their talking head panel. He's Kelleyanne's hubby.

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2019:

He's doing a great job so far based on what I've seen.

And another bites the dust!!! [washingtonpost.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2019:

This prick should have been gone a long time ago.

Lmao funny

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2019:

I don't wanna know how he manages the milk.

Zealots of all flavour.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2019:

I'm thinking those red hats play a role somehow.

Baby, don't hurt me.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2019:

As the song goes: you always hurt the one you love, the one you shouldn't hurt at all.

Tan lines

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

I can't sine off on this by myself. I need someone to cosine.

For Veteran’s Day

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

I look forward to simply having a CinC who isn't a fucking asshole. Is that too much to ask?

Virtually everyone in the US will have the opportunity to watch! Broadcast, cable news networks to ...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Putting the pizza delivery on speed dial and stocking up on wine. 😊

Okay, so I finally finished my bird feeder gazebo.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Your birds are lucky to have you in their hood.

Can anyone with theology knowledge (or knows someone with) explain this?

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Yeah, well considering these things were written between 60 and 80 years after the events supposedly took place, mostly from oral tradition, you get all kinds of crazy shit making its way into the "gospel truth". Ever play the game telephone, where you whisper something, and that person whispers it to the next, and so on, and in the end what started out is nothing like what ended up? Those are the gospels, primarily stuff that people made up, misunderstood, or added in because they thought it sounded neat.

So I finally meet a nice woman.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

I feel you, Ted, believe me.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

When I get depressed, I'll be drinking a gallon of something that maybe has water as an ingredient and rhymes with "bodka".

AP News: After push from Perry, backers got huge gas deal in Ukraine [apnews.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

This is shocking. I am shocked.

Trump may attend Putin's military parade and Kamala Harris trolls him about "meeting his supporters"...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

I'd still like to see our moron in chief on the same stage as Kamala.

Yup explains a lot

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Figured this out a good while back. Fucking quisling.

Whoops, wrong turn

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Now that is what you call an exercise in futility.

Attributed to Ben Franklin, "Have sex with older women.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Ben had a point, as well as a documented series of success stories. Older doesn't necessarily mean older than me, you know.

What month is it

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

And seedy. Don't forget seedy.

George Conway, Kelly Ann's husband (They must have an interesting marital relationship) tweeted if ...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Good notion. I see a few workability issues, but this guy might be able to do it.

“Being kind is a matter of altruism.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Yeah, I can see that.

Grandpas rule , and grandmas

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Sometimes it sure feels like forever.

Women Keep Up Wins in Trump-Era Political Surge [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Good. About time.

There's a moment during the cremation process when the meat is perfectly cooked.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Nope, nope.

Here is an idea....

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

I'd go for 20 bucks.

Paddy walks into a florist in Dublin and asks for some flowers for his wife.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Does that work? Shit, I've been doing it wrong.

“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s ...

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Good look for you comrade.

Parents Of Teen Killed By U.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

I have known literal criminals with tons more couth than this fucking philistine.

Yeah, I'm sure that worked.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

WWJD? This, if he existed, had an airplane, and holy water was any different than regular water. In mother Russia, they'd do a lot better with vodka.

Man Stabs Baby Trump Balloon, Taken Into Custody

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Owning the libtards, one triggered, entitled act of vandalism at a time. Were the perps wearing brown shirts?

I'm trying to start a chewing gum recycling company.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Use a butter knife. LOL

Oh oh look out

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Who's a good boy?

Florida Man strikes again [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

What a complete and utter putz.

Most inept criminals ever--but cool story!

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

If I said I didn't say it, I didn't say it. Unless I say I didn't say I didn't say it, then I did.

And then, they continued.....

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Just one grift after another.

Lock him up.

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

It was never funny, but I can understand your passion.

Ever been there ?

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Predictive analytics can see right through you.

This is about right

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2019:

I wonder if these shitbirds ever even touched a black person.

Hoping this isn't a repost.

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Be wary, go hairy.

Guess who wants to run for Senate again AND supporting Trump 100%.

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Down there in lynchin' country, they love this fucking bigot. The folks at Keebler are saying "oh no, not again, another hit for the brand!"

Go Mike!!!!!!!!! Michael Bloomberg goes to Alabama today to file for candidacy.

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Billionaires do what the fuck they want. Why else become a billionaire, you know? That's why I decided not to become filthy rich, too many temptations. Heh.

“Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was ...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

The key to happiness, right there.

Who ISN'T involved in Ukraine?

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I wonder who they are. It'll eventually come out, it always does.

Bevin filed for a re-canvas of the vote for Governor. Can the rethugs steal this election too?

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

This was expected. It's unusual for a re-canvas to show results substantially different than the reported results, if at all. McCrory did this here in NC, it didn't go like he wanted.

Frequently said in office,"Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because you'll meet those ...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

The other option is to stay on top, though that's a little tougher to do. Still. good advice regardless of whether you anticipate seeing somebody again going in either direction.

Lawyer for Ukraine whistleblower sends White House cease and desist letter to stop Trump's attacks ...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

They are competently doing the right things. It won't work in this case, but that's not their fault. I hope to hell nothing happens to the whistleblower.

No root, no fruit.

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

You're right. One of the signature accomplishments of the republicans in this century was to virtually eliminate unions across the country with their "right-to-work" laws. We will rise again, though, solidarity my brothers and sisters, solidarity forever.

This just in: Donny Boy has been ORDERED by a New York judge to pay $2,000,000 in regard to the scam...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

He'll just stiff them. He'll use the classic "what are you going to do about it?" defense that has worked so well for him thus far.

Thursday night funnies! You're welcome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Some good ones there, Heidi. 8-)

Got it right

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

To be fair, there's a LOT of things the talking yam knows absolutely nothing about.

As Examples Mount, Sanders Campaign Accuses Corporate Media of 'Deliberate Attempt to Erase Bernie'...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Bernie's got a right to be miffed. They fucked him over last time when the superdelegates overturned the results of several state primaries and handed the nomination to Hillary. How'd that work out for us, by the way? I'm pulling for Kamala this time, but if Bernie wants to bitch, he's earned that right.

Thats not her husband but still.. rather creepy

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

They look like the villains in a fantasy novel.

New York Times digital edition banned at the library. [tampabay.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Conservative assholes: advancing functional illiteracy one dimwitted Florida town at a time.

The Destruction Caused by the Border Wall Is Worse Than You Think | Sierra Club

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

The people who are affected by it in border towns are all uniformly against this moronic project.

watch out who you point at Another twofer also gun control [onenewspage.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I got a hand gesture for these guys. Perfectly legal, so far at least.

Rethuglicans plan B?

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

More propaganda coming up, this time from a sitting AG. His base will believe him. The people who were going to vote against him will still do so. Those who have no opinion (I can't imagine there are that many), I just hope they have the perspective to believe what they see and hear rather than what some frog-faced asskisser tells them. I dunno, this scares me some.

I swear to God nothing has made me LOL like this: In my YouTube feed this morning was the ...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I'm looking for Nurse Ratched, cuz this is loony bin stuff.

The best 4x4 by far! 😬🤔😂

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Solid particle emissions are through the roof, though. Or, more accurately, on the ground.

Slap a mustache on him.. one of the same.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

The resemblances are uncanny.

Trump asked for Barr to host news conference clearing him on Ukraine [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

This make Jabba the Barr look better than he deserves.

Dr. Hedgehog.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Like wearing a target at a shooting range.

Now there's a statement I do agree with, IF ONLY...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Keep it up, asswipe, your dreams will soon come true.

trump started a band...The Back Door Boys

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Oh I wish!

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Rudy, is that you?

LOL Grandpa's pants🤣😅🤣😅

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:

The sandals with socks is a nice touch. A little ageist, but ok.