“Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

EZ gets it.

There's two kind of gyms nowadays!

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I'd be OK if they formalized that set up.

Trump Appoints Hardened Loyalist to Help Him Control the Deep State President Trump has ...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

No, Johnny, it's not just you. 😢

The republican criminals staged a coup.

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2020:

When the coasts all flood and the crops start to fail, there's your first sign.

“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” ― Dorothy Parker

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

That's why they call them briefs.

Poor maids.... [politics.theonion.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Mike's got some 'splainin' to do.

I must admit she has her style!

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Barbara has used this technique before so she knows it works.

Definitely them

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Good one, whitey.

Ok so there is no him but 🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Just one bottle? Wow, cheap date.

Sometimes...

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

One of his lesser known titles. "Turn around and do not sass, my foot will soon be in your ass." Classic prose from the master.

She could make me repent something

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

This made me think back about Sister Eileen, my homeroom teacher as a senior in HS.

I guess thats one way

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

I considered this strategy a few times, but I always got talked out of it. Probably a good thing.

You learn something new every day!

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2020:

I scream, you scream, hey let's face it, we ALL scream....

If I end up getting the coronavirus....

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

See if you can find someone with ebola to go with you.

Groaner alert

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Rhymes with boner alert.

Gee, who would have thought this was possible? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

It would be surprising if there was one single thing that *wasn't* shady in our moron's oeuvre.

Roger Stone: Judges worried about political interference [usatoday.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

It's good they are going to talk it all through, but can they actually do anything?

“He alone is great and happy who fills his own station of independence, and has neither to command...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Nice work if you can get it.

Just a thought, but is it just my imagination or does Trump seem to spend an inordinate amount of ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

No, no you have it right. You aren't imagining it.

Trump Brands Himself as America’s Chief Law Enforcement Officer Shortly after his extremely ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

He's the guy pulling the strings. But someone with a Russian accent and redolent with the smell of half digested cabbage is the true puppeteer.

Trump Pardons Childhood Friend, Hannibal Lecter [medium.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Hannity suggested this one. And what Hannity says, moron does.

Trump don't need no stinkin' laws! 😡 Homeland Security waives contracting laws for border wall ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

It's a national emrgency, right? And a great opportunity to give lucrative contracts to his cronies who will undoubtedly kick back to the capo. Sweet deal, isn't it?

Trump pardoned or commuted the sentences of 11 people, including Rod Blagojevich, Bernard Kerik, ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

All of you republicans own this, each and every fucking one of you, this is an albatross that will rot around your necks.

So true, don't you think?

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

And what's with this half empty or half full crap. Fill the damn thing up, end of debate. LOL

Damn right we're angry! 😡 ‘Democrats are angry’: Polling shows a ‘massive blue wave’ is ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2020:

I did early primary voting yesterday, just to warm up the old ballot marking muscles a little. It felt good. I am ready for bigger game.

Trump meme

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2020:

People can convince themselves of anything if they want it to be true, or if they are afraid that it might be true.

Super self deprecating

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I run into this a lot after I take my contacts out at night.

Stone Age medicine breakthrough...

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Just relax, he rocks.

Smarter than....

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Even I don't believe this nonsense.

I get a president requires administration advisors, assistants and others that will work with him ...

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Ha Ha, he calls him "my Peter". Affectionately, even.

Ok, I laughed way too hard at this

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Equal opportunity micturition and defecation.

Kids and kids Be careful which one you are referring to.

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2020:

A goat emergency group? Is that a thing?

Young trump on politics

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I kinda wish he actually said this, but no, he didn't. https://www.cnn.com/2016/11/10/politics/trump-quote-facebook-trnd/index.html

Elizabeth Warren Calls Donald Trump Vladimir Putin's 'Elf on The Shelf' at Virginia Rally

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2020:

That is one butt-ugly chunky elf, but ok, I take her point.

I only wish this was true Secret Service To Save Millions By Protecting President With Thoughts ...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2020:

I am down with this. 8-) LOL

Loving the new look. 😃💕🇨🇦

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2020:

I miss the "angry" reaction emoticon, but by and large this is a step in the right direction.

Donald Trump’s Vocabulary ‘Deteriorating’; POTUS Could Be Suffering From Neurodegenerative ...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2020:

Ya think?

Could be a money maker.

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2020:

With aprons that say "Kiss the Chef". LOL

How common is this

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Password only has 6 characters, user name already taken - Try Op3n1992.

A few for the giggles!

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2020:

You picked a bunch of winners here, Tink. 8-)

“It may be necessary temporarily to accept a lesser evil, but one must never label a necessary ...

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Yeah, but once you let the first one slip through, the second one is a lot easier. The third one is a foregone conclusion. That's the danger here. Still, a great quote.

I remember hearing about this before. Happy to know it hasn't gone away. [deepleftfield.info]

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2020:

I've suspected this for a long time. I can hear Mitch now, though, "Of course it's a crime, but it doesn't rise to the level of an impeachable offense. Besides, I made about 10 million on the chinese deal."

Did know he went that way

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Let's get hammered first.

It was odds on to happen

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2020:

I got Jimmy, off at 5 to 1. Ten bucks, on the nose.

This guy is crazy!

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2020:

When people ask me if I think prayer works, this is the basis for my response. When you pray, you are essentially talking to yourself. So if you ask for things that you, yourself, can do, prayers are always answered. By you. When that happens, go ahead and pray to thank yourself.

GOP = King George III - Stonekettle Station

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Like anyone else, Wright blows hot and cold. But he does think about things deeply and presents incisive and well reasoned exposition of his thoughts and conclusions. You may not agree, but he probably has thought about it more than you have. This, in particular, is a very strong piece. It's always a pleasure to see someone who actually read and understood the documents that formed this nation, and have the intelligence and eloquence to logically link those documents to the current situation. The more things change indeed. Great article, it's long but go ahead and take the time to read it. Thanks Alt, a good addition to this group's oeuvre.

‘Moral degenerate’ Trump is ‘unfit for command’ — and military leaders know it: historian...

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2020:

The spray tanned mafioso is not doing himself any favors by continuously attacking former and active duty military personnel. This may be the thing that really nails the coffin shut, because I am thinking the military may well need to be involved in physically removing our favorite dickwad from the oval office.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2020:

Something you can't unsee.

Getting older.

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2020:

Hey, it works!

"Religion is not a matter of God, church, holy cause, etc.

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2020:

When you think about it, both these guys and the deplorable crowd in general share some common traits, chief among them the desire to make everybody do what they say.

These Prank Stickers Will Make You The Most Hated Person In The Office

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2020:

This almost makes me wish I still was working. Almost.

Report: Trump’s DOJ Gave Over $500K To ‘Hookers For Jesus’ Ministry First Amendment ...

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2020:

They had him at "hookers".

Want to know how incredibly stupid, and gullible are the religious nuts who love them some Trump?

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2020:

This is a secretion of a different kind, sort of like an excretion but more bovine than biblical.

Opinion | A Conservative Judge Draws a Line in the Sand With the Trump Administration - POLITICO ...

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2020:

This means that next the administration will start jailing judges it doesn't like. Maybe not tomorrow, but just wait.

Yovanovitch warns that the State Department is in trouble - CNNPolitics [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2020:

But is anybody listening?

Keith Richards Quits Smoking After Learning It Causes Premature Aging – unsubscribed

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Well, I quit in 2002 and somehow, somehow I still managed to age.

Someone I know is dying and has expressed that she would like to just fall asleep and not wake up.

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

In hospice, the attending physician can prescribe enough morphine to keep you unconscious for several days. He can usually also direct no nourishment or intravenous fluids. This takes about 3 days to let the individual pass. I see you are in TX, not sure how it works there, but look into it.

Do you ever have one of these days?

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

For every yin there is a yang.

If aliens landed on the white house lawn and tRUMP came waddling out , what would they think of him ...

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Phasers on stun...

Can sex overcome religion? You know what I mean!

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

In some religions, sex is a major part of the rituals.

Watchdog demands DOJ produce all documents in Roger Stone sentencing scandal that caused 4 ...

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

I'm happy they are doing this. I am not optimistic that an administration that refuses to comply with congressional subpoenas would treat an FOIA request any more seriously. But we'll see I guess. Nobody hold your breath.

Funny meme

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

When you need one, you really need one.

[gif-vif.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Sometime you gotta be cruel to be kind.

Latest headline from Reuters [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

I'm pulling for the military to tell him to go pound sand up his arse.

What a way to go

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Talk about a breathtaking drop and a dramatic piece of geographical relief. LOL

This bozo has had more play dates (while married) with more playmates than Hugh Hefner that probably...

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

I tolerated the evangelicals for a bit. But they have proven themselves to be just so much ass-ham in talking yam's pig lagoon.

Yeah they have

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

The bar is pretty low there, but still.

[businessinsider.de] Looks a though there has been a lovers tiff

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Only our orange moron could make Boris look good. I don't like the way this is going at all.

Bernie is poised to win Super Tuesday and with that his nomination will be almost unstoppable.

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

I hope he survives through the election and inauguration. I mean survive as in staying alive surviving. I voted for him in the primary in 2016. I'm leaning towards him now, but I'm on the fence.

Barr takes control of legal matters of interest to Trump, including Stone sentencing [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Barr should be impeached, disbarred, convicted, imprisoned, and run out of the fucking country after that.

Experts stunned as DOJ abruptly changes course on Roger Stone sentencing recommendation: ‘Impeach ...

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

The lead prosecutor resigned. Sad, disgraceful situation. A jury-tampering perjurer gets a pass. However, when you are black while driving, they kill you - and get away with it. So, why do people kneel during the anthem again? Ah, I think I have it.

Use extreme caution!!!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

It's nice to be warned about upcoming sinkholes and potholes. However, sign or not, I am ALWAYS on the lookout for assholes, because there are just so fucking many of them.

I'm trying to loose those excess holiday pounds so I've been eating thin mints.

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Yes, you are correct. I would sue for deceptive merchandising.

So a couple of things.

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I downloaded my sample ballot today for North Kackalacky. Early voting starts, I believe, on Thursday. I wanted to be able to vote for Sen. Harris. I reeeally liked her. I am waiting to see what you guys in NH do, but my short list is Mayor Pete, Sen. Warren, Bernie, and you know it's possible I can swing to tail gunner Joe. I like Sen. Klobuchar, I really do. Anyway, good luck up there in the cold north. Choose wisely. Choose your conscience. A key for me is who I will vote for to get fucking Thom Tillis back to his manure-selling business as a private sector entrepreneur.

Three federal prosecutors quit after reports that top officials would seek to reducr their ...

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Prosecutors did the only thing they could. Stone is a jury tampering, perjuring himself, ignoring court order felon.This is unequal treatment. This is why people kneel during the anthem.

Well if russ gets one.....

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Sure seems like that.

That turned dark.

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Listen to mom.

Clarification is always helpful.

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I need to print this out so there is no chance for error. 8-)

Food is good

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Define non-edible.

This is so scary. Look at how many there are and shocker, hiding their faces it seems.

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Hey, this beats being a manure salesman in Biloxi, right?

Schumer calls for every agency inspector general to investigate Trump’s ‘shameful’ and ...

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I'm happy he's doing this, but I am not expecting compliance or honest investigations in response. The guys who actually do honest investigations will be fired before anything is revealed.

[independent.co.uk] This wouldn't surprise me one bit.

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

These guys all have boners when they think about the new 4th reich. Now they have another fuerher.

This seemed like the right place for this "borrowed" from a fellow agnostic

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Get in line, Groucho.

Any bets on the possibility of a pardon?

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I'd make book on it and give short odds.

Wisconsin strip club.

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Better in your wallet than in the stripper. Just sayin'.

I could actually hear him saying this.....

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2020:

And I suggest that's exactly what they should do.

In the 2016 debates, Trump put one of Bill Clinton's mistresses (sexual assault victims?

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2020:

President Obama holding his Nobel prize medallion in one hand and his Oscar in the other.

Life in the Stupid-verse.

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Yeah, that's where we are alright.

Not having been on a real date in a very long time, I was thinking of inviting someone.

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2020:

It's not just in Ireland. Wiki notes a number of different traditions that vary by region. "There is a popular tradition known as Bachelor's Day in some countries allowing a woman to propose marriage to a man on February 29.[24] If the man refuses, he then is obliged to give the woman money[25] or buy her a dress. In upper-class societies in Europe, if the man refuses marriage, he then must purchase 12 pairs of gloves for the woman, suggesting that the gloves are to hide the woman's embarrassment of not having an engagement ring. In Ireland, the tradition is supposed to originate from a deal that Saint Bridget struck with Saint Patrick.[26][27] In the town of Aurora, Illinois, single women are deputized and may arrest single men, subject to a four-dollar fine, every February 29.[28][29] In Greece, it is considered unlucky to marry on a leap day.[30]" It's me again. St. Bridget is widely believed to be based on Birgid, queen of the Druid Tuatha da Danaan, and the original Birgid would have nothing to do with St. Patrick who perpetrated a pogrom killing most if not all of the Druids in Ireland.

It's getting very difficult these days with having some family members as trump supporters.

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2020:

I don't have that issue, thankfully. My sympathy. I've stopped talking with a lot of friends, but it's not the same with family. Good luck, that's all I got.

The law is agnostic about truth. Alan Dershowitz

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Dershowitz is an ambulance chasing hack who sold his soul to appeal to the Fox News audience, and has no problems arguing for low-life criminals and pedophiles. He is lower than whale shit in the Mariana Trench.

Trump publicly admits he fired White House official as retaliation for impeachment testimony: ‘He ...

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Not even trying to hide it anymore, not even a little bit.

Trump Asked Not To Publish Unflattering Double Chin Picture, The Internet Responded

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Those are fantastic!

Arizona national monument being blown up for border wall

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2020:

It's like someone who you didn't invite in shitting all over your house.

Yup.

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2020:

I know, I know, it looks bad. Trump will eventually over-extend, it'll happen. Unfortunately, he can do a lot of damage until that happens. I know it may seem pointless or hopeless to resist, but now is exactly the time to continue to press forward and resist. They WANT you to think it's hopeless and just give up. DON'T do it. Persistence and vigilance and activism, that's what we got left. Work for your candidate, for your point of view. Profess! Y'all, we can't just take this lying down.

Yup going there

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2020:

Kinda makes you wish, just a little bit, that all this burning in hell bullshit was real, just for Lindsay.

Tell it ain't so????

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2020:

He wasn't talking about US winning. He was talking about HIMSELF winning. Doesn't seem like he's tired of it yet.

“I don't care that they stole my idea.

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2020:

I feel you, Nik.

Beneficial dog book.

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2020:

If you can't stand the going into heat, stay out of the kennel! LOL

From my facebook memories 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2020:

Another mystery solved.