Been a while since I made a post here.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Yeah, I had a sweetie like that too. I do miss her. Sorry you had to let that piece of your heart go. None of us can ever escape who we are. Good luck, brother.

I've always been fascinated by Christians who say they believe in heaven, then scramble in a panic ...

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

There was a popular song about that very phenomenon, "Everybody Wants to Go to Heaven, but Nobody Wants to Die." Maybe part of the reason is captured in the polka "In Heaven There is No Beer, That's Why We Drink it Here." But it's probably more complex than that. 😊

I've not been on Agnostic much this week.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Sorry to hear that you're ailing, partner, but I'm happy you are getting the care you deserve. Do what they tell you and hurry on back, we need all the voices of conscience we can get. Plus we missed you. 💙

Embarrassed that I laughed out loud at this

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Ooooo, someone's new nickname is "the cut me a break kid."

Someone quoted this to me today, though who said it first he did not know.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2019:

That's a wonderful quote.

".

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Yup.

How's your eyes?

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I do NOT.

New take on shark pics

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Deee mon shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Study Shows 92% of Trump Supporters Have Larger Shoe Size Than IQ – Alternative Facts

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I believe it.

WHAT? Trump reached out to McMaster for advice amid frustration with Bolton [msnbc.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I hope McMaster told him to kiss his ass.

Found on my Facebook News feed:

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I'd go with the roomba myself.

Just a thought

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Bob, I hope to hell I never see this.

It never ends

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Make America Great Again, obviously! Man this guy thinks everyone in the world is as stupid as he is. Unfortunately, that is limited to his toothless mouth-breathing base.

Trump says he fired national security advisor John Bolton

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I read that the asshole in chief thinks that Bolton leaked his stupid idea to nuke hurricanes, and it was downhill from there.

Best selfie Ever!

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Well ain't that a booger?

Trump called Fox News CEO to complain about negative coverage [washingtonexaminer.

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Ooooo, hold your breath until you get your way, you ignorant bigoted jerkoff.

I wonder where my post went?

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

There must be a post hole here somewhere.

As is the custom now on receipt, on reaching level 8.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Looking good, D55. Don't let the 7's snow you into showing them the secret handshake. And they will try. 😊 Welcome to level 8, brother.

Trump under fire over revelation of cancelled US-Taliban peace talks | World news | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2019:

I'm trying to figure out how the asswipe in chief makes money off of this, because that is the only criteria he uses with complete disregard for any traitorous results.

My mother is having a family cookout on Friday.

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Unreasonable? Nope. One thing I've learned with experience, you can turn down invitations without explanations, and that is just fine. If pressed, "I don't want to go" is explanation enough. People want to guilt you with family shit? Fuck 'em. The people who care don't matter, the people who matter don't care. May you find harmony. Good luck sweetie.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Virtually every policy Trump pursues works to steal public money & ...

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2019:

That's what kills me, he's doing it, well they all are, in plain fucking sight. Right there, out in the open, for all to see. "Go ahead, see if you can stop me." We're gonna catch up with his scamming ass. Remember what they did to Mussolini? This is graphic, so don't click if you don't want to see it. I can see this in the asshole's future. https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/mussolini-hanging?sort=mostpopular=photography=mussolini%20hanging

Oops that hurt

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Nature abhors a vacuum, dude. Next time, baby shampoo and some J&J oil.

From the heart ❤️

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2019:

It's nice that someone thinks I'm special. LOL

Something for the ex-catholics. 😀

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Yeah, I counted just now. Who knew?

Trying to get it right.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Yes, you have it exactly right.

Leaked Memo: The Trump WH Intentionally Sought To Traumatize Migrant Children - The Intellectualist

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

I knew there was a written policy the minute they denied it. It's really easy to see right through these shitheads, they have all the depth of a port-a-potty with the distinctive redolence to match.

Related to but not specific to Trump.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

The klan's been around for a while. When I was younger, they tried stirring shit up in my neck of the woods, where the local people did much the same thing as these folks did and ran their asses out of town, You stand up to bullies and always get in the first punch.

I could not believe my eyes or ears! WTF! Did this really air in Faux??? [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

I read about this and the reaction to it from the talking yam and his nazi supporters, but I didn't see the original piece until now, thanks for posting it. Fox will never change their methods or their "content" while this shitbag is in power. My hope is that after he goes, the bulk of the network viewership goes with him out the door. But while there is money to be made by pandering to an ignorant racist audience, someone will be there to take it, maybe Fox, maybe somebody else. The news end of the Fox operation has people there thinking about their employability after this idiotic train goes off the rails and the general public starts waking up. So this rant by Cavuto, while welcome and fun to watch, is pretty much self serving CYA rhetoric. WTF was he for the past 3 years?

It's the best position.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Oh, it is knot..

"Don't make someone a priority when they treat you as an option." -Sameek Das

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Good quote. I also have problems with people who I treat as a priority but who treat me as a solution to one or more of their problems. Sometimes it takes a while to dope this part out for myself. But it's true that people can only treat you as badly as you allow yourself to be treated. It is also true that people who treat you badly reeeally don't like it when you start treating them the same way - then they really just howl.

I don't know what I would say to her.

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

That's heartbreaking. This country has turned into a place I no longer recognize as my home. 😔

I guess there is still the weekend.

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

One week at a time, bro.

Imaginaaation

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Imagine that!

IT SEEMS HURRICANE DORIAN IS HEADED STRAIGHT TOMAR-A LAGO Maybe there really is a god & he,she, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

It changed course and looks to be headed up my way. That didn't work like I wanted.

I had to screenshot this one. 😂

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Uh oh, no toilet paper!

Oh well.... I guess god doesn't agree [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Hell yeah, nothing like a well placed thunderbolt to settle things immediately! LOL

Sigmund Freud's nephew Edward Bernays (1891-1995), also known as the "Father of Spin", has designed ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

That guy has a lot to answer for. But if it wasn't him who figured this out, it would have been someone else. The dynamics have always been there, and you can argue that religious dogma and indoctrination is the most basic form of propaganda.

I had an interesting conversation with a believer last evening.

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Here's a question along similar lines of equal if not greater import: Can Superman's heat vision melt adamantium? Hmmm? LOL

No Not Dora!

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Come to think of it, it's been a while since I saw Carmen Sandiego too.

Fucking is good but fasting is way more better😅

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

For the best of both worlds, I fuck fast.

Tots and pears! Churches in America are being transformed into mosques, Buddhist temples, and ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Swapping mythologies. Personally, I think converting a few to shrines to Zeus would be appropriate.

Fox News Anchor Neil Cavuto To President Trump: “Mr.

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Haha, no it just looks like you are working for the talking yam. It just seems that way. In reality, it's just an illusion, right?

‘We’re not supposed to say that’: Ex-Republican presidential adviser calls out Trump’s ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

I understand they are also calling out water for being wet and fire for being hot, even though they aren't qualified chemists or physicists.

New road lead to nowhere😅😆

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Watch out for the tunnel especially if it's raining.

Starts at seven and don’t come early

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

It all turns around when you sober up, uh, or so I am told.

US spies say Trump's G7 performance suggests he's either a 'Russian asset' or a 'useful idiot' for ...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Well, here's something nobody ever saw coming, am I right?

Great washroom doors!

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

I'd call it provocative rather than funny, but not in a mean way.

Really hoping that Hurricane Dorian demolishes all Trump's FL properties this weekend.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Yeah, all righty.

Having joined g:258, I have decided to make use of my expanding vocabulary to malign our ...

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Impressive display of vocabulary. Aiming it at this audience, though, may not be the best communication strategy, assuming that's what you are trying to do. People are lazy when it comes to picking a better word than what most folks usually use in a given situation. But a lot of that can be traced to lack of vocabulary. Not the problem here. 8-)

This just in

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

They can see right through you. LOL

So true....

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Feels like that sometimes, doesn't it?

😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 Humans Tell Why They Are Atheist--Not ...

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Very inspirational. 8-)

Anyone else get this reaction? I know I do

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

So far, it hasn't happened. Either the people I think are smart really are, and think Trump is a moron, or they haven't admitted that they like him to me yet.

Too funny not to post

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Somebody needs to work on their technique.

Lying liars are lying! George Conway Lying about lying.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

That's no lie. Sheez.

Something just popped into my head and I don't feel like researching.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2019:

When the republicans do it, it's cool. I don't recall Grover saying anything when W was exploding the deficit either.

I was bored🤣😂🤪

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Hey, he had a, um, a boner.

After last nights revelations that tRump had Russian Oligarchs co-sign loans for him, it looks like ...

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

I hope so, buddy.

Bullseye...

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Sure, let's see some ID. For the sudafed. You're good to go with the AR15's.

Yep, it's pretty much just like this.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Yup, negotiating, republican style.

Question: How many of you got into a bad relationship because of great sex?

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

I managed to squirm out of it in short order, so I don't know if that counts.

UNCONFIRMED, but 😱 IF THIS IS TRUE.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

The orangutan's lawyers are demanding that MSNBC retract the reporting, so it hit a nerve. Remember the rule of thumb when dealing with this "administration", if they say it's true, it's a lie; if they say it's a lie, it's true; if they accuse someone else of doing it, they are doing it themselves.

Trumpers need education in grammar

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Being an ignorant tool with very little skill in simple spelling, let alone grammar or language, is pretty much a pre-requisite for being a supporter of our planetary punchline of a president.

Hill Trump complains about media coverage of Warren’s crowd sizes [thehill.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Like an itchy nutsack that you just can't scratch, isn't it, you shit-covered idiot?

This is a thought why not

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

These days it would be 18 and buried in student debt, or 21 and buried in even more student debt.

Devin Nunes’ attorney argues @DevinNunesMom, @DevinCow parody accounts as dangerous as guns ...

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Putin denies hacking American elections in spite of credible proof - they believe him. SMB denies killing Khasoggi in spite of credible proof - they believe him. Twitter denies suppressing conservative tweets and does so with no credible proof that they did - and guess what? I guess twitter didn't co-sign any of the talking yam's loans.

So my day is really fuckening😉😅

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Happened to me many times, but I never knew what to call it. Until now.

Such and Easy Target! [thelocal.dk]

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Very clever and tongue in cheek, but absolutely masterful trolling. I bet she's a great legislator.

My daily laugh out loud.. [patheos.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Pray your asses out of this one, you frauds.

Me hoping for a miracle

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Me too, Bob. Hasn't happened yet.

Posting Anti-Trump Memes

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Legitimate point.

Danish politician offers Trump a deal! 2 minutes, very funny! [mobile.twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

It's little long for him to pay attention to the whole thing, but on the other hand, she says his name a lot, and that is supposed to hook his attention.

How many agree with this

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

That's just one of things I miss, but yeah.

. Live each day as if it were your Last Someday it will be.

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I'll roll a big fat jay just in case it is today. A tribute to the stoner gospel from Charlie Worsham. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJly9bBSk-U

Trump preps conspiracy theory to explain faltering economy [thehill.

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2019:

It's stupid to think people talking can crash the economy, but it's even more stupid to think professional economists are actually trying to do it just because they don't like the shit monkey. But, then again, stupidity is his signature quality, if that's what you want to call it.

[newsthump.com] Sounds like a good idea

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Fabulous idea. Put one of these on his fucking phone too.

After the orgy and why I love going to the dentist.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

You're an animal, LH, I love it.

Religious oopsie

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

A rare stained glass depiction one of the parts of the wiener theology. Suggested hymn: Rock of Ages. LOL

Ok so I've tried to be good.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

That is absolutely inappropriate. Not sure what your school board procedures are, but that cannot be allowed.

Seems like something I would say if a living embodiment of evil were real.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Hah! There's a LOT of stuff tacos can improve. Chicken tomatillo tacos are good for these situations, with refried beans on the side, if anyone wants to stop by here with something for me. 8-) I got sour cream already.

Fascinating article! " behavior is not remarkable.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Good story. She's right, the conversation should concentrate on his mental disorders rather than the politics, though it's hard to ignore those when people suffer as a result of his pathology. We have, stupidly, given the office of the presidency and the immense power it commands to a lunatic. It's infuriating, but you've got to call it what it is in order to even begin to address the problem. Hmmph, even the word "problem" seems so inadequate to describe this situation - it's an existential threat to all of humanity. The urgency could NOT be greater.

Suck it Good! 😂😂

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Just don't send me the bill. 8-)

No not mine but cute

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I bet the rat's name is Giuseppe.

Don't forget

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

This is uncharacteristically common sense advice from this particular source. So it might not be true.

Some people just can’t take a joke!

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

You're showing the wrong end of the rabbit. And it should be a horse.

Is there anyone else he hasn't pissed off?

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

As it is evolving, white nationalists are the ONLY group this ignorant orange butt-plug isn't alienating.

Remember my request for a t shirt after hitting level 8?

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

You gotta post picture of you wearing the shirt when you get it. 😁

Get outta here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

You heard her, stubs, get the fuck out.

Poor guy must have been starving.

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

At least he eats his vegetables.

"On the shores of hesitation bleached the countless bones of millions, who, on the threshold of ...

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I see this quote attributed to two different people, George Cecil and Sam Ewing. And there are other versions citing the "dawn of victory".

Trump Administration Brief Asks Supreme Court To Allow Firing Workers For Being Gay ...

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Pricks.

Trump’s Bid to Become Born-Again Fails as Jesus Turns Down Friend Request | The New Yorker

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Borowitz is a national treasure. I wish there was a Pulitzer prize for satire.

O O P S ! Joe Biden inspires no one – not even his own wife Much like Hillary Clinton in 2016, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

If the democrats try to ram a lukewarm candidate down our throats again people will stay home on election day. Again. If Joe wins fair and square, then what can you do. But if the super delegates (which I hear they changed that system some but they are still there) overrule the results of the primaries, like last time, I don't like where that's gonna wind up.

David H.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Here's another case where I'm sorry there is no hell.

I am not judging this lol

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Points for creativity!

Hey Everyone.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

I got my stuff in about 3 weeks after I reached the points I needed. Wish I could do something to help you, but I'm just a regular dude here, like you. Good luck, I hope it gets there soon.

Got mine in for the day.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

If only.

The wonderful world of Disney

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

He might have adopted, ya know.

memes memes memes

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The Germans warned us...

This is funny. You don't need to be a TYT fan to enjoy this. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

That is absurdly funny! But yeah, the president is a moron and a lunatic. So that's not cool. Not familiar with tyt. Will look for more. 😊