Seems like something I would say if a living embodiment of evil were real.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Hah! There's a LOT of stuff tacos can improve. Chicken tomatillo tacos are good for these situations, with refried beans on the side, if anyone wants to stop by here with something for me. 8-) I got sour cream already.

Fascinating article! " behavior is not remarkable.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Good story. She's right, the conversation should concentrate on his mental disorders rather than the politics, though it's hard to ignore those when people suffer as a result of his pathology. We have, stupidly, given the office of the presidency and the immense power it commands to a lunatic. It's infuriating, but you've got to call it what it is in order to even begin to address the problem. Hmmph, even the word "problem" seems so inadequate to describe this situation - it's an existential threat to all of humanity. The urgency could NOT be greater.

Suck it Good! 😂😂

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Just don't send me the bill. 8-)

No not mine but cute

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I bet the rat's name is Giuseppe.

Don't forget

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

This is uncharacteristically common sense advice from this particular source. So it might not be true.

Some people just can’t take a joke!

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

You're showing the wrong end of the rabbit. And it should be a horse.

Is there anyone else he hasn't pissed off?

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

As it is evolving, white nationalists are the ONLY group this ignorant orange butt-plug isn't alienating.

Remember my request for a t shirt after hitting level 8?

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2019:

You gotta post picture of you wearing the shirt when you get it. 😁

Get outta here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

You heard her, stubs, get the fuck out.

Poor guy must have been starving.

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

At least he eats his vegetables.

"On the shores of hesitation bleached the countless bones of millions, who, on the threshold of ...

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I see this quote attributed to two different people, George Cecil and Sam Ewing. And there are other versions citing the "dawn of victory".

Trump Administration Brief Asks Supreme Court To Allow Firing Workers For Being Gay ...

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Pricks.

Trump’s Bid to Become Born-Again Fails as Jesus Turns Down Friend Request | The New Yorker

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Borowitz is a national treasure. I wish there was a Pulitzer prize for satire.

O O P S ! Joe Biden inspires no one – not even his own wife Much like Hillary Clinton in 2016, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

If the democrats try to ram a lukewarm candidate down our throats again people will stay home on election day. Again. If Joe wins fair and square, then what can you do. But if the super delegates (which I hear they changed that system some but they are still there) overrule the results of the primaries, like last time, I don't like where that's gonna wind up.

David H.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Here's another case where I'm sorry there is no hell.

I am not judging this lol

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Points for creativity!

Hey Everyone.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

I got my stuff in about 3 weeks after I reached the points I needed. Wish I could do something to help you, but I'm just a regular dude here, like you. Good luck, I hope it gets there soon.

Got mine in for the day.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

If only.

The wonderful world of Disney

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

He might have adopted, ya know.

memes memes memes

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The Germans warned us...

This is funny. You don't need to be a TYT fan to enjoy this. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

That is absurdly funny! But yeah, the president is a moron and a lunatic. So that's not cool. Not familiar with tyt. Will look for more. 😊

Pick one...I'm going with 3

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Interesting, this is a progressive linguistic construction of a vocabulary and a grammar, but using sexist tropes as its building blocks. But back on topic, the 5's seem to find me, no matter where I am.

Ladies, please......

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Like beer goggles, but more intense. Yeah, good advice, know your dealer.

Just a hypothetical question.

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

I'd pick the last one. Seems like your life would be a lot like it always was, and you get one free pass. The other options have too many constraints for my taste. You spent some time on this, didn't you?

Funny joke

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

You tell him, sweet pea!

Figures, Suckabee now comments in Faux! [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

She has the credibility of a meth head looking for a quick buck to score more. So, OK granted, perfect for Fox.

Will You Act Now You POS!

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Nope.

The chosen one?

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Can we crucify his lard ass? See if he comes back after 3 days, like an experiment, yeah?

Oh oh wrong response

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Cops can be such sticklers.

There's a method to his madness! According to these writers, he doesn't just blurt out stupid things...

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

He's a manipulative gaslighter, no question about that. He is also descending into actual psychosis. And he does get an almost erotic pleasure from violence against his many many "enemies". Regarding birthright citizenship, I don't think even his cooked SCOTUS would back him up there.

Wow just Wow! [en.wikipedia.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

That's a dandy, isn't it? "People will believe any lie if either they want it to be true, or if they are afraid that it is true." - Wizard's First Rule, Terry Goodkind

If there was any doubt that the orange turd is a fucking traitor and Putin's bitch. [upi.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Da comrade.

“Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind ...

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

A guy is on a job interview. Interviewer asks "What's your biggest weakness?" Guy says "I'm honest." Interviewer says "Hey, I don't think that's a weakness." Guy says "I don't give a fuck what you think."

She's not lying!

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

And if you ever see a coffin bouncing towards you across the street, throw a bottle of Robitussin at it. The coffin will stop.

Let me be the FIRST to DONATE!!!!!!!

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Here's a five-spot. See what you can do about McConnell while you're back there.

And Mexico's going to pay for it!

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Mexico - "Put it on the same tab as your fucking wall, amigo. De nada."

A spoonful of sugar

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I never thought of that, and I'm devious af.

Why is there no oversight on this scam?

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

This explains why he wants to keep them indefinitely. What a prick.

I blasphemed the lord for 18 months and all I got was this lousy T-shirt! Leon and I would like to ...

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Looks good on you brother. And so does the pooch. Welcome to great eights. 8-)

Trump cancels Denmark trip after PM says Greenland isn't for sale

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

If he does know, I think he feels it's justified and the slight is intended to punish Denmark for speaking frankly. On the other hand, it could be he just doesn't give a fuck.

Trump cancels Denmark trip after PM says Greenland isn't for sale

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

If he does know, I think he feels it's justified and the slight is intended to punish Denmark for speaking frankly. On the other hand, it could be he just doesn't give a fuck.

Hahahahaha! The comments are worth reading.

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I'm telling y'all, this fucker is crazier than batshit and is getting worse by the hour.

😳Poor Alexa!

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

If the next question involves lubricants, Alexa should get the hell out of there.

A bit like Jews for Hitler...

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

You can find people who have it exactly backwards in any gender or ethnic group. That's their own decision, regardless of how stupid it is. Chickens, on the other hand, don't really get a choice.

Is tRump possibly the result of a military bio warfare experiment gone wrong?

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I doubt. Bad genetics and a father who was a world class dick, yeah.

Trump cancels his trip to Denmark because they refused to sale him Greenland.

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I think he is getting worse. Someone described him as a punch drunk fighter who is somehow still standing in the 12th round and has no idea what he's supposed to do. That sounds accurate to me.

I am on a roll 🤣🤣🤣 I sure hope I am not the only one getting a giggle today 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

These are great, Heidi.

Higher thinking.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Genius, all of it. 8-)

Washing raw chicken won't clean it, but it could make you sick.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

People rinse off chicken? That never occurred to me. Well, I certainly won't start. I chopped up a bunch of wings yesterday, baked half and put half in the freezer, all unwashed. And I am here to tell the tale.

Start your day right! 😀😀😀😀

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Nothing sounds quite as magical as the laughter of a young child.

Talk about eyes bigger than the stomach

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Well he's not planning to swallow it whole. He'll rip it apart and eat the meat one bite at a time, if he can keep the other birds and wildlife off of it while he does it. Nonetheless, you have to admire that type of confidence, and ambition.

Why is this not surprising?

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

The most negative thing I see out of academia is the debt that students have to undertake to complete their education. The expense is out of hand, and it has gotten a lot worse even in the last 10 years. I really sympathize with millenials entering their careers already carrying huge amounts of debt, making it very difficult to start saving, invest in a home, or even buy a used car. My son is chipping away at his - has it under 10K and counting down. My daughter, who is 6 years older, got out of college $5k to the good - both in public universities and both starting with roughly the same stake from me and their mom. And of course republicans resent education. It helps people converse using words too complicated for them to understand.

To quote Weird Al "Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because...

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

They also make the host sick and sometimes die.

My life sad

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Mouth to mouth is a sure thing with these guys.

Donner picnic.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Don't get ketchup on your finger! And don't ask what kind of wieners those are.

Gotta love those puns

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Oh come on, it's a talking tire, it's a JOKE. LOL

A strong case for birth control

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

The new trump-like Brazilian president might not like this ad, they better be careful. I wonder if the Russians helped him, too?

Thinking out of the box

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

That's actually not a bad idea.

Democratic state Sen.

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Doesn't bother me.

Actually, this makes a lot of sense. [alternativelyfacts.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

This is satire. I know that.

And its only monday

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

I am delighted that this part of my life is in the rear view mirror and getting smaller and smaller every day.

A warning for us

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Scaramucci predicts if his polls keep sinking and the economy gets worse, he'll drop out of the race by next March. Now mooch isn't the most reputable political mind out there, but I sure hope he's right this time. I am primed to see a frog-march perp walk parade with our orange lunatic bringing up the rear,

A few funnies on the modern world!

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Some good ones, spidey!

BFF forever

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

BUT, were they raised humanely prior to being violently slaughtered to satisfy the appetites of cholesterol-drenched Americans? I certainly hope so.

Oops in trouble now

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Good instinct, wrong forum. Hey, it happens.

Aaron McGruder is back on the scene with some new “Boondocks” strips and a reboot of the TV show...

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

America loves a good redemption story.

Trump slams Fox News over recent polling [thehill.

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

The talking yam is deteriorating before our eyes, it's pretty much obvious to everyone. Politics is, of course, a blood sport. Someone starts to bleed, the sharks start to circle. Fox doesn't want to be holding the shitty end of the stick now that they are realizing that's what they are gripping. It's not a change of heart at Fox as much as a realization that people are catching on.

How do you answer, "I want to know more about you"?

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

A reply something like "First, let me make sure. Are you a law enforcement officer of any kind?"

The new Stephen Miller 😡 Who Is Ken Cuccinelli?

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

One more bigoted dickhead in a position of authority in this septic tank train wreck of an administration. Eat shit and die, you nazi fuckwad.

Newly Elected Missouri County Council Member Takes Oath on Dr.

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

That's beautiful!

In case you haven't heard this one before...

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Donald Duck goes to a pharmacy and asks for a condom. The pharmacist asks "should I put that on your bill, Mr. Duck?" Donald throws a fit and screams "what kind of a duck to you think I am!!"

New shoes can order pizza! 🤣🤣🤣 [cnet.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Not pizza hut. If I could point it to other pizza places, maybe. But not pizza hut.

Trump getting ready to fight immigrants on a Sunday but he’s not sure whether to go take a shit ...

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Go ahead and start swinging, you fuckwit. I'm betting the other guy beats the shit right out of you.

But it sure as hell helps

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

If we disagree on whether there should be pineapple on top of pizza, ok I can go along with this. When it crosses over into anything you believe that is harmful, hateful, or bigoted, then no.

For evangelicals

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Hey, no fair using those nail holes!

What would I do without you? 😘

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I complete you? Shit, you got some bigger pieces missing than I can plug, and I say this as a friend. But I'll like your post anyway.

Is this you also

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

That's a feature, not a bug. Heh.

WWYD? What would you do? This is in Pennsylvania! USA!

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

This is a true test of character, but also of human creativity. I can't say what I'd do, especially if I needed that money to feed my family and keep a roof over their heads. When you are out of options, this is the default. Doesn't sound like this place in unionized, so that eliminates that avenue. I would hope I'd find people who found this as distasteful as me and put in a complaint with the NLRB or whoever with the power of numbers behind me. We might all get fired. And it's very easy for me to solve this problem for these guys when I don't have the same financial pressures. But at some point, each of us has to say wait one fucking minute, don't pay me for the day and I will also file complaints and get publicity for how you assholes are screwing us. If we go down, we go down kicking and screaming. To the guys that are in this situation, man I wish there was something I could do to help you directly, but there are a lot of folks in this country left who would still have your backs. I'm a son of NEPA, I saw my dad and my mom sit out on strike - you have to do shit like that or they walk all over your ass. Good luck to these guys, and oh yeah, fuck Trump and all of the bigots who support him.

The Ditch MoscowMitch campaign has been busy and traded out the sign at our town's I-75 exit.

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

Kick his salmonella-infected turtle ass the hell out of there.

How many Republicans are complicit with Moscow Mitch?

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I hate these people. Traitors, all of them.

Trust is a must.

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I know, right? Some people..

"The difference between Donald Trump and Greenland? Greenland is not for sale." Amy Klobuchar

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

You go, Amy!

The voice of the intelligence is drowned out by the roar of fear.

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I love Schopenhauer. My favorite quote is "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

Me too and you ?

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

Actually, in some ways I seem to be picking up some steam.

ALEC Fails to Denounce Dangerous and Racist Views of Its Leaders and Members - EXPOSEDbyCMD

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

To use an analogy, they can't renounce their racism and white nationalism any more than a steaming pile of pig shit can renounce being a stinking heap of fecal material. You can run but you can't hide from your true nature.

If some white people don't like brown or black people, then what is the point of getting a good ...

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

This explains why one particular unreconstructed bigot uses orange-tinted sprays. No tan for that sumbitch.

Please let me know if you would say something in this situation.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Unless your pal is a true moron and/or is that brainwashed, he has figured this out for himself. If he wants to go along with the charade, let him go. There is no need for you to inject yourself into this melodrama any further. And bibs are a nice gift for a baby shower. 8-)

Single.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Stick to your standards, they are really the only thing you have that you should pay attention to. As others have noted, some geographic areas are more likely to have like-minded women than others, and if romance is a compelling need for you, yeah you may have to travel. But you need to consider the whole package. Don't make the mistake of dating someone *just because* they have similar views about religious beliefs as you. You can let a ringer slip in under the radar that way. Don't give up, and all the best to you partner.

National Conspirer Headlines!

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

These would sell out in Alabama.

Farting Preacher [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Wow, I had no idea I have makings of a successful televangelist! I can fart with anybody, but it's the reluctance to spew shit from the other end that kept me from pursuing this clearly lucrative career path. Ah well..

"You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not a single event - but a habit." Aristotle

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I'll go along with that.

No comparison

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Obama wasn't perfect by any stretch of the imagination, but he looks like George fucking Washington next to the orange colored ass-cabbage.

That ends my CVS rewards membership! Hello Walgreens! [out.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I've been a walgreen's guy for a while now. No worries about me and any gym.

Trump loving conspiracy nut harangues Supreme Court receptionist and demands proof RBG is still ...

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Nominated for the Nobel Prize for dimwitted aggressively stupid performance by an asshole....

I love Doonesbury!

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Ha! Any grooming tips for your fans, Senator?

I will 😊😊😁

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I can confirm: this solution, um, works for me. 8-)

I trust U all are sitting down.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I believe we have some military bases on the island. Maybe he also knows about oil or something under the ground there. It would give him and his disgusting henchmen one more piece of pristine wilderness to completely fuck up chasing the almighty dollar.

Yeah sometimes me

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2019:

At least you're a democrat.

Donald Trump wants to deport his wife... [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Put her in a cage first. Dipshit.

Make sure your profile pic is current

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Never trust a profile with just head shots.