Not messing with this cat

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:

No, when he's that horny, leave him be.

Dad Jokes Are the Best

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:

You know, all the best humor has that small grain of truth to it...

When you believe in the 'magic' of religion, why stop there?

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:

It's amazing her brain can generate enough power to move her lips. Stick a fork in your eye stupid.

I collect tRump memes and dump them here.

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Some good ones here, Alt.

An impeachment inquiry has begun [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2019:

About fucking time.

Ever been there

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Oh yeah.

Funny loved the series

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Created and written by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry. I still think I could have made Barbara Felton very happy. Heh.

Impeachment Inquiry Has Begun In-part: A memorandum, submitted by the committee on July 26...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

About damn time.

I have avoided political comment for a few months.

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

It's easy to get discouraged, not much is going right just now. But this is where we need to spit on our hands, rub 'em on our knees, and get to work. These problems will get worse if we don't tackle them head fucking on, and even if we just slow the decline down for now, things WILL eventually reverse with constant attention, activism, and participation in the electoral process. C'mon, man, let's do it!

New BLM Appointee Believes Founding Fathers Wanted All Public Lands to Be Sold off - EcoWatch

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Steal everything that ain't nailed down and fuck up all the nice things for a quick buck. I believe that was in their platform.

Defections!!! Republicans rattled after surge of retirements [politico.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Yeah, when you are in the minority party and you are forbidden to work across the aisle for anything, and the guy in the oval office is a batshit crazy white supremacist dictator-blowing moron, your motivation can slip a bit. Too bad, thoughts and prayers, guys, cuz I think you suck and I'm an atheist.

Beware of typos

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Sometimes, obeying the law is its own reward.

Emotional support honey badger.

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

If my part B plan covers this, I want one!

I have a ton of respect for Michael Moore.

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I agree with Mike! The more progressive the better, and I'm not even working anymore! When you move so far right you are in nazi territory, it takes a hard left to correct your heading.

An explanation on how a baby was made

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I can verify - this method works! 8-)

I have a question for the community that I am curious about.

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Yeah, it can be irritating. I use an adblocker, and I have yet to whitelist a site. I did subscribe to the Raw Story site, I like what they are doing there and would love to see it continue so I think it's money well spent. If the adblock blocker gives an option to "continue without supporting this site", I click through that way - sometimes it works out, some sites don't have this option. I've stopped feeling guilty about small shit like this. If I can't get around it that way, I just don't read the content. The performance I see is much better this way - it was getting out of hand on a lot of sites.

Planet Mars invade planet earth😂

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2019:

They better not or there'll be hell toupee.

What do you think? Too farfetched? [theunitedstatesblues.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Of course it could happen. A lot of things could happen. Best to see how it plays, but be prepared for the worst. Our biggest threat, IMHO, is the proliferation of propaganda among those not sophisticated enough to realize that's what it is. And it's getting harder to spot, even for those of us who are looking for it. Also, if this does happen, other outside forces will come in to fill the vacuum, and pick the winners. I am not completely pessimistic, but it doesn't look really promising right now.

Wedding vows...

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Always make sure there are no loopholes.

Why isn't it a choice like stores are supposed to offer?

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Of all the things that are wrong, unjust, and disrespectful in this world, I find it difficult to get too cranked up about a pillow with a slogan that you used to be able to buy but now you can't. If someone wants to step into the breach and can come up with the capital, it looks like a business opportunity to me. In the meantime, if you want humanist pillows: https://www.cafepress.com/+secular-humanist+pillows

Anyone else feel this way, or is it just me?

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

You don't need to be a bird. Be a hero, shit on their feet.

The shadow knows...

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Well that sucks.

I keep banging my head on the wall trying to figure out why the tRumpthuglicans are so hell bent on ...

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Well, yeah. That's always been it,

This must be all it takes be in his cabinet

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

"And he gave me a 10% off coupon, too."

Trump 'rodent' tweets ring true at Kushner-owned apartments [apnews.

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

This dimwit is supposed to clean up the Middle East and his tenants in the US can't get him to hire an exterminator? Okey doke.

Here's a thought, what if the pious are right and we do have souls that survive our death?

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

If you could pick your game, and they had pinball machines, I could see this. LOL

There's something wrong with Republicans.

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Oh FFS is right.

If tRump is still occupying the White House past January 20th, 2021 (notice, i did not say he won ...

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Almost sounds like you want him to stay, just to try this method out.

A few memes I’ve collected:

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

No punches pulled, good stuff.

Funny meme

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Yabba dabba doo

Shhhh 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:

If there were a link, I'd donate.

Still fighting but just so tired.

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:

You got a lot of company.

‘Moscow Mitch’ Angry At Being Called ‘Moscow Mitch’ | The Last Word | MSNBC [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:

That's too fucking bad, right #MoscowMitch? Waaaaahahahaha!!

David Letterman talking about Trump on 2012 [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I miss Letterman. Very funny clip, he was in his element here.

Lol love this

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:

A big part of the appeal of retirement is waiting until everyone is at work before you go about your usual business without any crowds.

God fearing

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Nah, it's not just you. The whole shtick is ridiculous on its face.

HOW DO CHRISTIANS EXPLAIN THEIR SUPREME GOD HAVING FLAWED CHARACTER TRAITS LIKE ANGER AND VIOLENCE?

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:

I think Voltaire said those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. The notion of a vengeful yet all-knowing invisible being is ridiculous, but if you believe it, you'll do anything to avoid punishment and gain paradise no matter how despicable it is objectively. Religion has always been about control, not really about a serious explanation of why things are how they are. IMO, of course.

What gives your life meaning? Why keep going? (just curious)

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Personally, I don't want to miss anything good. I may not be able to read all of the books I want to read, but I'm going to give it a shot.

How many atheists do you know and consider them to be a "good" friend?

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:

I counted four that I'm sure about, and I didn't count my kids.

With all the toxic, fascist anti-American rhetoric flying around these days, its time for real ...

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Haha, basketball face! 8-)

If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his subordinates, not his ...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2019:

This same principle applies to watching how people treat wait staff, sales clerks, tech support people, kids, animals, it all ties together. When you are a shitty person, it doesn't confine its symptoms to just one group or another, you are shitty to everybody who you think you can dominate.

My brain and my eyes are sinful and I know it😉😉😉

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Oh great. Chipped paint on a pillar gets more action than I do.

For messing with people

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Good job, partner. 😊

Absolutely hilarious! 😆😆😆 Trump appears in front of altered presidential seal saying ...

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:

This guy wins the troll award for the year! Nicely done!

‘Nervous much?

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:

You can run, dickwad, but you can't hide forever.

We must be preparing to join as 51st state

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Weren't you guys paying any attention at ALL? Geez.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Not just yet. Heh.

Maybe they would have done better for me.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:

In the long run, much cheaper. LOL

Trump got trolled big time [washingtonpost.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Probably flew it past a focus group to see how they liked it.

Wooohoooo! Oh yesss!😉

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2019:

One sure way to avoid tadpoles.

Decided to take a little trip.

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2019:

Macado's on King Street is good. The Red Onion on Hardin Street is also good, a little more spice. Plenty of good vegan places up and down King. My daughter went to school there. I miss not being able to visit since she graduated. Enjoy.

White Supremacists Warn Idealistic Trump Some Compromise Will Be Necessary To Achieve Their Goals ...

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2019:

Luckily, even in satire, he ignores advice.

Is there anyone who actually thinks Mueller's testimony will do anything to help?

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2019:

Even if it doesn't cover any new territory, it will be useful to hear the results reported as they actually were written rather than how Barr the Hut spun them and how the talking yam continues to misrepresent them, as he's been doing all week in the runup to the testimony. So from that perspective, yes it can do some good.

Lost in translation?

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2019:

Punctuation and idiom both factor into this.

Oops wrong answer

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Depends who was asking.

Trump is leading a hate movement, and the world is watching - The Washington Post

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:

This shit WILL catch up with him. He will die in disgrace, possibly in prison.

Paint shop sign

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Everytime I pick something for my house or paint something here and my ex wife doesn't like the color, it makes me smile. LOL

Don't get offended.

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:

His pals just call him "Schlong" for short.

This is important!

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:

This bears repeating to yourself, everyday, like an affirmation or a mantra. Do it so other people can hear you, too.

There are 10 types of people - those who understand binary - and those who don't

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Wants to make me cry. Oh boolean hoolean.

Makes sense to me!

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:

That reminds me, I really need to get a dog.

Fair is fair

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Yeah, that's MORE than fair!! 8-)

This! If only most people were not idiots that follow crappy religions!

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I hope it's when I'm ready. You can never tell, you know. Your number comes up, it's up. And after it's over, who cares if you were ready, right?

I agree that making fun or otherwise criticizing someone's religion is in bad taste and can be ...

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:

So, nobody could criticize atheists or agnostics either? What about people who have no opinion about existential concepts? How about people who believe in human sacrifice? I don't want to put the force of law behind anything that enables people who criticize anything to be apprehended or, at the very least, fined. Nope, I don't think so.

This Star Trekkian Tribble between my size 14 feet is Trouble indeed.

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I love terriers. I've seen them intimidate much larger dogs. My last one (sadly gone 6 and a half years ago) had no fear of fireworks or thunder; he'd demand I let him out on the porch and he stood his ground and barked like hell at any loud sound like that. I miss that little guy.

I have a question for the people that are 100% certain that no gods exist. How are you THAT certain?

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Question: which god are you talking about? All of them? Just some? Only one?

tRump again today is demanding that the 4 Congresswomen (the Squad) apologize to America.

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2019:

Or Fred Trump apologizing for not pulling out or at least not wearing a rubber.

Anyone else noticing that a number of the investigations into 45 and his businesses are being ...

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I expected it. Barr is a shameless 45 apologist and a wing nut in the first degree. A flunky, a toadie, a liar, and an asshole. And that is just scratching the surface.

In his dreams

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I dunno, he looks like a duck in water there.

The Best Ever

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2019:

Classic! Very nice!

The orange turd shows his stupidity every day, I wonder if what some people here say that it is ...

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2019:

Fabulous question.

I had my issues with Obama, but the right-wing totally ripped him to shreds for the flimsiest of ...

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

This is a good reminder of what they did to Obama. They got a good ruining start with Bill Clinton.

These are genuine condom packages apparently, in Alaska...

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

I have some marketing background, and I think these are wonderful. Not sure if this affected sales, but nice branding and packaging. 😀

I so hate this man. [mediaite.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Well we have a racist fuckwit demagogue in the oval office. Let's get him the fuck outta there.

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where...

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Ooo, that is pure TR. He was waaay ahead of his time, and we sure could use him now..

For once, I almost wish they would follow their bible.....

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Maybe one of his religious wingnut judges could make this happen. I doubt it, but I'm putting the concept out there.

Her head is up in the clouds

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

I bet she can get there. Her brother (I guess) notwithstanding.

Well, this time Trump does tell the true!

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Well, there are also the rapes, so...

What a dumb ass!

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Nice butt.

Why do people resent having a christian witness to them?

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Keen insight that I never heard expressed this well. I may print it out and have a few copies around to swap for the next Watchtower, accepting the brochure in exchange for a promise they will read it.

Remembering dreams only occurs if you wake immediately after or during a dream.

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Yeah, I've flown in many dreams - I wish I could do it whenever I wanted. I've learned to be cautious when I start looking for a restroom in a dream. LOL

Jim Morin, MorinToons Syndicate

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Too bad they can't fit it on a T-shirt and sell them at NASCAR races.

Maybe even KKK upset with Trump [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

They have a point. I know a good attorney they could call, but I think he's in jail for a couple more years.

Had to share.

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Now soul saving doesn't seem so pointless. And with the right coupons, we can all counteract this by being redeemers.

I wonder what cockpit will be changed to.

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

I'm interested in how this will play out in Berkeley. I bet most people there will go along with it. Now if you tried to do this in, say, Mobile, your compliance rates would plummet. Still, good on them for recognizing gender identity is a real thing, and that words, especially names, have power. It seems impractical in a larger sphere, but 10 years ago you could smoke in restaurants, so...

With trump doing all he can do to take people's eyes off Epstein, one cannot but wonder why.

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I wish they were uninteresting again.

A cartoon quote from July 26th, 1920.

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Yeah. This is on us.

Trump says critics hate America, despite his own US putdowns [apnews.

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2019:

The projection and hypocrisy and outright lying is, for lack of a better term. breathtaking.

Eee gads.. we all know who would be the centerfold.

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Do it. Then look to see who gets a boner. Good screening device, not that anything other than simple observation is required, but it's always good to have a failsafe check. LOL

Ain't it the truth?

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Jesus tits, yes, this is exactly what is happening. But I checked the Fox news website, it's all Obama's fault, so just relax. SMDFH

Kris Kobach Demonstrates Why Republicans Have to Pretend That Trump Isn’t a Racist ...

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Kobach is a voter suppression specialist who tries to deprive as many minorities, or simply just democrats, of their rightful franchise as he can for fucking money. A bigot, but a whore of a bigot. Bigoting for money. Where do these ass cabbages come from? It's an infestation, a locust swarm of racist dickheads. SMH 😠

This says it all!

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Funny, but just so wrenchingly sad at the same time

From Quora: How might the Gettysburg Address have gone if it was written and delivered by Donald ...

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I need a "sobbing loudly" emoji here.

Five pedos?

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Well, now there is a rapist element here too. Rapist + pedophile = Rapedophile, yeah?

This is a "great" president? And he want to go to the Moon? [iflscience.]

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2019:

He doesn't need any scientists, he knows more than they do! He goes with his gut, plus he's, like, a very smart person. Fuck, what an asshole.

Yessssssss! Now please! [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2019:

If they do vote on this and pass an impeachment resolution, I'd lay long odds that Mitch never even brings it to the floor of the senate. Nothing says he HAS to, so I'm betting he'll just kill it rather than making republican senators vote against it.

Are you voting?

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I haven't missed one since I voted for McGovern in 1972. I don't anticipate missing this next one.

How do you make the sign of the mouse trap?

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2019:

About 20 minutes after I posted this, I found the mousetrap in my garage full. It might be the start of a new mouse religion. I encourage them all to worship at the shrine of the trap.

I never thought I would see the day that this country would elect a president that would make Archie...

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Archie at least was funny, and he had the capacity to learn and change.

I hope people pay attention!

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2019:

The republicans have been cultivating low education, and they count on that and propaganda to fool people based on ignorance and misinformation. It's working.