This is a thing? Seriously??

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

They all look the same when the lights go out.

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. - Henry David Thoreau

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Wait...how much money are we talking?

1 okay 2 okay 3 okay 4 okay 5 no

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Pants are over rated.

Lets see if Trump can bash Carter? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2019:

I loved Jimmy Carter. He had his faults but he told the truth and was scandal free. I still display the medallion my uncle gave me after he was elected in my home.

Read my new column ,"World War Three Over A Flying Camera?

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2019:

This cuts a little too close to the bone to be slap-your-thigh funny. It's sort of laugh-so-you-don't-cry funny.

Yay for Roberts! [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2019:

We're still not out of the woods on this one, but this is a step in the right direction.

Hello group! My intro post will be an original joke, so fair warning how funny could it possibly ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2019:

No, no, you're good bro! The rule here is don't complain, don't explain. 😊 Welcome aboard!

Name Something Christians say when they know they are losing an argument with an atheist.

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? *smug look*

Mueller to testify before House committees in open session on July 17, committee chairmen announce...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

The Republicans will each try to jerk Mueller off and impugn his integrity, just watch. It should be quite a show.

Read the whole set of instructions. Someone has a very creative mind.

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

My kinda mat. 🤣

Trump loses bid to halt Democratic lawsuit over foreign payments [reuters.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

A good start.

FYI... [medium.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

A good start.

US-Iran crisis: Trump lashes out at 'ignorant and insulting' statement 25 June 2019 US & Canada...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

See if you can guess who I, along with most of the world's thinking people, believe. 2 guesses.

Nail Salon's Hilariously Risqué Name Sparks Controversy and Laughs [thrillist.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

A well manicured hand job for 30 bucks is a bargain. Even in Ohio. 🤣

Oral intercourse for cunning linguists

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Some tongue in cheek humor?

The Wall ... Hollywood ...

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

I heard they voted to take it out because it was costing too much to keep replacing it since people kept fucking it up.

The master of evasion. [www-m.cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

What a fucking sniveling putz this waste of skin is. IMO, of course, but I am following the science here.

What's another word for Thesaurus? :)

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Opposite of thatsaurus.

Trump Joke of the Day Today's post is not really a joke but a funny story that was posted on ...

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Sam is exactly right.

Should churches be maid to pay taxes

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Yep.

Hello.......

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Hi! Welcome aboard.

Dyslexics Untie! Saw this for sale on my Facebook Market

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Here on Ag, dyslexics don't believe in dog.

Who knew there was help for this affliction....lol

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Was it "It's a Small World"?

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and ...

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

One of Groucho's best.

Karma is a bitch

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Ouch. Shouldn't have kicked the dog.

Beaker to replace Sanders. [breakingburgh.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Now we need Sam the eagle for secretary of defense and Statler and Waldorf on the SCOTUS. Gonzo could probably do a better job than Pompeo too.

Two Questions??

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Both my dogs were cremated. That's how I'd like to go, but I told my kids to surprise me. After I kick the bucket, they can let me walk the streets for all I care. 🤣

I recently noticed the Ditch Mitch movement has put up a billboard near one of the I-75 exits to my ...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:

He cheats and runs racist. Both play well in Kentucky.

Is this dress too short?

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Too short? I dunno, it depends what you plan to do when you wear it. 😜

The things some people believe!

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Your Christian friend : Well yeah.

Jesuit School Refuses to Fire Gay Teacher, Even After Catholic Church’s Threats | Hemant Mehta | ...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I went to a Jesuit university. Got a degree in economics. The Jesuits taught me a lot of philosophy, theology, biblical exogesis, and logic that led me first to agnosticism, then to atheism. This story checks. Plus, those guys can drink! 💙😜

Trump administration dodges questions on calls for a UN probe of tanker attacks as it struggles to ...

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Why the fuck would anyone believe this lying asshole?

Lol.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Jean Paul Perignon would agree.

She must be blind as a bat.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Some serious wood here.

In the Midnight Hour.....

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Had her by the curlies.

Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I got Betty White. I think I'm in trouble. Sadly, Stan Lee can't answer the bell. Or Judy Garland, for that matter.

Trump supporters ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

These idiots live amongst us. It's a real problem. You hear about cults and how you have to "deprogram" recovered victims. That's a lot of deprogramming, and I have no clue how to make it work. Depressing, but here we are.

If any, which 3 public figures have inspired you to make ANY change in your life that had staying ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Linus Pauling gave me the words to articulate an accurate statement of my atheism and galvanized my beliefs. Isaac Asimov inspired me to study how to write clearly, succinctly, grammatically, and above all accurately. Gene McCarthy inspired me to step up and support causes that were not, at the time, widely accepted. There are others, these come to mind right now.

Would it appease the Trump haters if a Republican beat him to the White House in 2020 and not a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I doubt it. The question is which one could beat him in the primaries who would also stand a snowball's chance in hell of winning in the general. Cruz? Rubio? Lindsey fucking Graham? This William Weld guy is not crazy lyin' batshit enough to out-twitter the talking yam. Still, the toothless horde would not be pleased.

Why Batman dumped Catwoman.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Cleaning out the litter was no box of chocolates either. Well, it was, but you know what I mean. 8-)

The orange turd claimed that the wall was necessary to stop all the drugs coming from the south.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

You can't wall off south Philly. The locals would tag it, jump it, and find your family. (Just kidding, Philly dudes, ok? 8-))

I wholeheartedly endorse this: "I was born with a reading list I will never finish.

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2019:

But you gotta keep trying.

I want to order a breast and thigh from Lick-a-chick.It's in Cape Breton , Nova Scotia.

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Is it boned? If not, can I handle that part?

Out of the closet after 30

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2019:

All the way openly secular since I was 21, never a single regret. Hang in there.

Bates Motel ...

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Yeah, yeah he is! LOL

I disagree with the meme.

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2019:

What about a coupon for pussy? Technically, I think that should be allowed.

Happy Father's Day..

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2019:

yuck.

7 Reasons I Hate Trump

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Just sorta scratching the surface there, yo.

"Hey Schultz, what happened here?" "I know nothing!"

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2019:

He'd be perfect. And bonus, he's *already* a Nazi. 🤣

Has any of you ever sat back and reflected upon the toll tRump has take on you personally.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2019:

You're not the only one who feels like that, not by a longshot. The worst part is seeing him get away with everything while insulting our intelligence with juvenile transparent excuses and blatant, demonstrably false, lies.

Citing Trump’s ‘character,’ D.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2019:

The BYOB Hotel. It has a ring to it, no?

Buh Bye!!!! Don't let the door hit ya on the way out.

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I know she's married, but something makes me think she's seeing somebody on the side.

Trump declines to say he would endorse Mike Pence in 2024 | Raw Story

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Oooo, Mike is going to have to up his fellatio game. Heh.

What would you call it? 🤣😂😕

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Those are CFM boots for sure.

Unbelievable! What Freaking Hypocrites! Republican blocks bill requiring campaigns to alert FBI to ...

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Sticking it to the libtards. Traitorous pricks.

Lindsey Graham repeatedly busted for lying to defend Trump’s threat to cheat in 2020 ...

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Does anyone still care what this treasonous, mincing twat has to say?

I think I see the problem! 😳 Putin says U.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

You gave Don the blue pill, da?

Why Trump won ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Amazing what propaganda can achieve.

This is true life in India - but you just have to smile and hold your breath Harrods, the very ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

At least go on the linoleum, ok? Geez.

Donald is too dumb to know the difference.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Conflation is a key strategy, insofar as there is any strategy at all per se.

The last HUGE lie exposed ... Trump & Sanders are the same person!

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

I cannot unsee that. Yuck.

Mike Pence reportedly visited his conversion therapist Thursday for a routine gay-preventative ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

You can run, buddy, but you can't hide from your true nature.

Trump says he hopes Sarah “Lyin ass” Sanders runs for governor of Arkansas.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

As far as her marriage is concerned, I think she is seeing someone on the side. (Sorry/not sorry)

Sarah Sanders is leaving the White House [axios.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Watch out for yer ass when the door swings on the way out, and mention to your dad that he can blow me. Bye!

Hopefully, Donald Trumps last contribution to global warming will be when his great tub of lard of a...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Send him to Russia so they can embalm him and lay him out next to Lenin. They gave him to us, let's give him back to them.

EXCLUSIVE: Trump says he would listen if foreigners offered dirt on opponents [abcnews.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

It's not surprising he thinks like this, and to be honest it's not surprising he's stupid enough to say it. What a fucking mess.

Trump says he would accept dirt on political rivals from foreign governments By Kevin Liptak, CNN...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Yeah, but evidently not impeachable, right? What in the holy fuck...

A year ago. When Fox news tells the truth... [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

He ain't quite there yet. Let's keep it that way.

Here is a nice thought....

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Is there a way we can suggest that to them? I'll do it, someone tell me how.

Thought for today... Nothing will bring you greater peace than minding your own business.

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

My dad always cited that as "the eleventh commandment".

Trump invokes executive privilege ahead of House Oversight contempt vote for Barr, Ross [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Ain't gonna work.

When the very Christian owner of the local cookie shop uses the trans pride flag to let people on ...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

A tasty cookie, but not a smart cookie.

Smashing life-size Donald Trump bust being billed as ‘stress relief’ at Chinese technology ...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

The trouble with the Chinese version, an hour after you smash the likeness, you are still pissed off.

OPTIMISTS ALL OVER THE WORLD. Post your obituary for Donald Trump here!

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

The former president died yesterday. He was given an enema after death, and will be buried in a shoebox.

As an agnostic I feel bad about telling religious types that there is no God, seeing their reaction,...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

The adults will argue with you. The kids take you at your word and grow up.

AGAIN! Trump is a threat to national security! Trump Sides With North Korea Against the CIA ...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Any doubts (and I don't think there are many left) that this guy is a traitor are on a daily basis being erased by this sort of disloyal unAmerican behavior. On the bright side, he has the BEST disloyal unAmerican behavior and he is the BEST traitor, everybody is saying so. Jesus fucking shitballs.

Nothing to serious anyways!

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Wish we had the "rolling my eyes" reaction tag here. Good plan, though, that'll work.🙄

Iowa voter: Trump’s lies don’t change my vote for him Now what else we democrats need to ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Well, the voters put Jimmy Carter into office principally because he was seen as honest, in contrast to the corrupt Nixon catastrophe. Granted his opponent was the decidedly un-charismatic Gerald Ford, but he was running against Nixon, not Ford. And it worked. These are different times, and the propaganda has had a lot of time and plenty of media outlets to spread and metastasize, but you can effectively make a moral argument against this fucking embodiment of the seven deadly sins. And still provide a clear leadership profile and a progressive agenda. I understand that swift boating is now a standard republican tactic, but I get the feeling even the R's are getting tired of his bullshit. Especially those on the ass end of his stupid tariffs. Maybe I'm dreaming, but I don't think I am. YMMV. Lots of time between then and now.

Trump ‘more aggrieved than ever’ as he fumes over lack of recognition for his imaginary ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I've known guys like this before, I'm sure a lot of us have. Father's day is coming up. All you dads observe to see what you get when you constantly bail your sons or daughters out while simultaneously funding their horseshit and berating them to their faces.

Trump says ‘devalued’ currencies put US at a disadvantage and the Fed doesn’t have a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Kids running a fucking lemonade stand have more of a clue how markets work than this idiotic caricature of a president.

Trump Joke of the Day Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Yeah, that's him all right.

Agnostics??

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Atheist agnostic here. Don't know if there's a god, believe there isn't.

Lmao 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

When you got a big hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

"I'm tired of looking at the phone and seeing what the mental patient did".

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

The guys who don't make the cut to be in the first debate will be the ones to go first. The DNC has set cutoffs based on number of unique donors and fundraising totals - which tells you a lot about our politics, but which is also a good way to blow off the chaff. Someone came up with the idea that the strongest candidate should take the best contenders underneath him or her and ask them to be identified as cabinet members. Not a bad notion, to run as a group. But Maher is right, there are too many of them. On the bright side, there were a lot of republicans running last time, and the party captured the prize. OTOH, look who we got.

Sounds good.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I'm like Speaker Pelosi. I don't want him dead, I want him in prison.

Facebook science.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Isaac Asimov, an atheist hero of mine, said this There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge. Isaac Asimov Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/isaac_asimov_802395

“I may not be a first-rate composer, but I am a first-class second-rate composer.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

So he thinks he can waltz right in here and say that?

I am deeply pessimistic about life and when I hear the virtues of "hope" being extolled I always ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I had a bartender named Hope many years ago. And I admit, there was a certain amount of wishful thinking on my part, but we never got close to the rain dance. 8-(

I refuse to watch this one...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

The golf club is a nice touch. LOL

Trump says he's not like Nixon because he left, I will never leave.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Well Nixon didn't have all the republicans in congress lining up to blow him like you do either.

I know that I am mortal by nature, and ephemeral; but when I trace at my pleasure the winding's to ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I remember this guy. Sharp cookie. 8-)

That’s one thing that got me thinking. They can’t all be right so how do we know who is?

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I used this argument when I explained my atheism to my mother some 40 years ago.She was not a deep thinker, but I didn't hear much more about it after that. Until I had kids. Then we went through this again.

However you met your significant other probably has nothing on this guy. (read them in order)

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I dunno, sounds like he made a grave mistake.

George Conway, arch-troll and husband to his White House counsel Kellyanne, has wasted no time in ...

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I love that guy. He should lose the lying wife, I bet he'd be happier.

Do you have trouble finding clothes you like?

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I've never had any problems buying off the rack at Kohl's. But my style quotient is pretty low.

There are three things in the world that deserve no mercy; hypocrisy, fraud and ...

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

And pineapple on pizza. No mercy there either. LOL

Nailed it....

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Impossible to tweet in that predicament.

Thanks a lot Trump for bringing back the Nazis... [thegailygrind.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

More "fine people"?

This is too easy.

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

The buffoon president. It's sad and embarrassing.

That is a lot of responsibility. 😀

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Be a lot easier to surf the web, there's that.