How long will it take for this group to dissolve after 45 is impeached?

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Never celebrate until the end of the story is actually finalized. We can talk about this when that orange face is coordinated with an orange jumpsuit.

This is the beginning of the end for Trump.

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

You'd be surprised how low the R's can go. They will be with this sinking ship until it dips beneath the surface.

...well, he's not wrong...😆

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Is it any plainer that his first go-to move is ALWAYS projection?

The latest Borowitz.

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

I'd be hurt too. Poor autocratic bastard.

A few memes from Facebook

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

I really am enjoying the naked hypocrisy you find comparing statements from clowns like Lindsey from when Slick Willie was in the hot seat. Complete unabashed hypocrisy.

Oh this is getting good. [bloomberg.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Make some popcorn!

Me at gym

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

This is a "me too" moment I can relate to.

Pentagon letter undercuts Trump lie... [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Well, how about that. Shocked the shit out of me. RME

Imagine his disappointment . . and all those ruble lost too

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I always said, give this idiot enough rope.

My favorite from Twain (and good advice)

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

This was Lex Luthor's theory.

OHHHH this is too funny.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

No, no they are serious patriots trying to make america great again. Hey, just jivin' y'all. They are incompetent ideologues in over their heads, Mariana trench deep.

Lets play a game.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Deep asshole.

Trump Administration Threatens to Withhold Highway Funds from California [thefiscaltimes.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Oh FFS. It's grandstand shit. It will not hold up under legal challenge

FYI.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I've given money to Senator Harris. I am gonna give money to Senator Warren, I think.

More like greta vs chuckles the pedophile clown

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I know it's a play on the Wall Street statuary, but the symbolism is wrong. It's more like Marty Feldman playing Bozo the Clown vs. Captain Marvel. But that isn't a play on popular symbolism, so it would make a shitty cartoon. Still...the bull here would look more authentic with a couple a piles of bullshit scattered around.

A frightening thought: When the House of Representatives Impeaches tRump, did you know that when it ...

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Moscow Mitch has a serious challenger who would chop his ass up if he pulled this - and for what, to stop a vote that should go along party lines? I'm not saying I'd put it past him, but I doubt it.

You can tell she must have had fillings for him

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Aww, the poor guy..

Trump call .

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

And, ya know, even if this was rewritten or edited or whatever, it is just LIKE this dungheap of an administration to edit it so that it is STILL impeachable. Un fucking believable. Can't wait to hear what the whistleblower says about this transcript, and about a lot of other things.

Trump call .

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I read what they did release, and it's plenty bad enough for the talking yam.

But what were you wearing? And a prayer.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I was never a big advocate for prayer, but I can be persuaded, in just this one case, to make an exception.

Sounds good to me

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Now THAT'S what I call a roadmap.

If the Senate fails to convict and remove tRump, how will future historians write this chapter of ...

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

It depends on *A* if the backlash against the republican senators who defended DJ Shitstain will materialize, and *B* if it does, how severe it turns out to be.

Ok, I just got this overwhelming feeling of dread. Could this all be a set up?

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I don't think so, Julie. First, I doubt they are capable of that kind of strategic cross-agency planning. Second, we have several very public incriminating statements made by the naked emperor and his, um, legal counsel. Third, we have the history of projection suggesting that what this orange idiot says other people are doing he is doing himself. Fourth, I think there are people on both sides of the aisle who are fed up and tired of his redolent, ceaseless, high-volume spray of absolute horseshit. One man's opinion. May not turn out like we want, but I do NOT think this is a set up.

Newton invents homosexuality.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I *thought* he might be involved. The apple, of course, is a fruit. (ducking)

Perfect love it

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Yup! Don't let the shitheels get you down, Greta!

Trump uses Twitter to question the patriotism of whistleblower in Ukraine scandal | VozWire

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Our president, using character assassination and innuendo based on nothing but speculation against a legitimate government employee who followed legal protocol to lodge a complaint deemed credible and urgent by his own IG appointee? Hard to picture. No, I was kidding, it's par for the fucking Trump-owned course.

She has a point

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I don't trust people who don't fucking swear. They let it all build up, and then show up with an AR-15 one day.

Be best y’all!

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I know, right? I thought at least some makeup and wardrobe tips from her, but nothing.

Ya think tRump is bent out of shape tonight?

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

A little impeachment music, Johnny? When the walls come tumblin' down... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PErUiAyVoGc

Trump mocks teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg - CNNPolitics

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

It's easy to believe. Anybody with more than two brain cells to rub together can out-class this demented old shithouse of a president.

He is unfuckingbelievable.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Rick Wilson called him a “gigantic shit golem animated into a husky-sized suit” the other day. Ha Ha Ha

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zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Nice compilation, WB.

I took myself to lunch ! When I was still dating an over-the-top god person, we discovered this...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

These days, it's just me more often than not. One thing about it, it's a LOT cheaper.

So Senate GOP votes with DEMs to on the whistle blower report .

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I think it's more that they want to issue a republican authored version of the story that comes out of the house hearings.

Rudy Giuliani blabs to Fox News' Sean Hannity his Ukraine talks were ordered by the State Department...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Ahhhh, I love the smell of flop sweat in the fall.

Lmao perfect

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

You wore THAT outfit?? 8-)

Trump's dreary U.

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

What a putz.

Who’s your favorite scientist and why?

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Linus Pauling. He won two Nobel prizes, the chemistry prize, and the peace prize. More personally, I read something he said years ago that galvanized my atheist beliefs. He was asked what he believed as an atheist, and he answered, "I believe all complicated phenomena can be explained using simpler scientific principles." I've been quoting him in response to that same question for the past 45 years, and it resonates with me just as much today as it did then.

OH NOOOOO!! 😳🤣😂🤪 Singing Vagina Promoting Yeast Infection Treatment Sends Christian ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Even with this kind of uproar, my bet is that at least one and maybe more of the Christian moms is going to give this treatment a try. Beats scratchin' yer hooha all day.

I believe today, is the day.

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I hope you're right, buddy, but he's completely without shame and has a complicit majority in the house of congress that must convict. He's like one of those blowup toys that always pop back up when punched in the face. I hope he is impeached, but the true recourse is voting him and his majority senate henchmen out of office in 2020. I wish it were otherwise.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

The classics never get old.

Who indeed doesn't like the ocean?

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2019:

All the cacti and tumbleweeds on Google have votes too, Frank.

Very good question😂🤣😁

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I never knew there was a term for that! Every day, this group educates me.

TRumps view of immigrants Perhaps we need a group that's funny but not funny.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Truth in advertising. The truth part is how I know it's not from the talking yam or his subsidiaries. Those guy's NEVER speak the truth, except maybe inadvertently.

Don't argue!

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

True. I figured this out a while ago, but it bears repeating. Don't waste your fucking time, guys!

Meme time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Some profound ones mixed in with the funny ones, but they're all great Heidi.

Caught, all of them

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

I gotta remember this one. 🤣

I haven't been to a funeral since my dad died in 2010 and I just got back from my ex-mother in law's...

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

My dad, who is 94 and has no living relatives but me, said he wants to be cremated with no viewing and no funeral. He said he always disliked going to wakes and funerals during his life and he wanted to spare everybody that ordeal. I told him I'd handle it.

Walmart installed a medical kiosk, for $10 and a urine sample, it would diagnose any condition.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Never try to fool the lab.

What to do with left over trumpers ?,no not really

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

This was the preferred method of getting rid of bodies on the old show Deadwood.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣truth🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

This is the time of life that when you either sit down or stand up, you feel the need to make a little sound.

Bangs for me are out of the question.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Do they give special rates for gangs?

Love this funny meme

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Har har, a little liquid wrench might be necessary to get things rolling.

Like there isn’t enough of that already: Betsy DeVos to Duke-UNC Mideast Program: Be More ...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2019:

They never realize how obvious and disgustingly apparent their blatant hypocrisy actually is. Just one set of rules for us, fuck the rest of you towel heads. Yep, no need to be politically correct, right? I reeally dislike all of these moronic mouth-breathing bible fuckers. But I would be just fine with all of them if they just kept their bullshit to themselves. Never gonna happen. Oh, and Betsy De Vos can blow me.

11:55 p.m 🤣😂

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2019:

You're right!

Ya think?

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Probably with more complete sentences.

I certainly would repent or perish trying for that!

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2019:

I repent! I repent!

I posted in politics the following and It was not published, I'll try here and see! I asked how ...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

This is what passes for strategic thinking amongst autocrats. Yeah, I think you have something there AC.

Ain't it the truth?

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

...and if you call now, we'll send you a bone saw, a 2500 dollar value, absolutely free.

Be yourself.

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Why take chances, am I right?

'Time's fun when you're having flies. ' - Kermit the Frog

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Give that tongue a workout, Kermie.

Halloween meme

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

I think I dated her...

“Ice Cold”: Trump Distances Himself From Netanyahu After Election [vanityfair.

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Domino number one....

It's almost like she lied...

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2019:

Yeah, that never panned out like I was hoping either.

Remember we all get older

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2019:

Some die way too young. However, there is no downside to being kind, and there is also a multiplier effect.

Netflix and...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

These kids today. What's next? Nostrils?

Always follow the money

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

Even if it's not true (and I don't think it is), this is a good reminder that I really don't need a reason to get angry that this thieving prick is defiling the oval office. So there.

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what is made by the friends we choose.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

A lot of it is dealing with the shit it dumps on you from time to time.

Good point

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

That's why you see an American president prancing around with a sword and putting his hands on a glowing globe with a murdering multi-billionaire family of an Arab monarchy. Well, it's one reason, at least.

She has a good point

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

You have to take sweeping generalities with a grain of salt, but having said that, she ain't wrong.

Crop dusting

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

I used to like to do that right before I stepped off an elevator. I'm much too mature to do shit like that anymore. *ahem*

Did you read that they are reducing the of pork inspectors?

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

Not Napoleon, but close.

I was feeling really depressed today.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

"And when you get blue And you've lost all your dreams There's nothin' like a campfire And a can of beans" - Tom Waits, Lucky Day

$53 BILLION?

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

What amazes me is the scale. On the spur of the moment, these guys come up with 53 billion, and can rustle up 75 more billion today if they need it. That's a lot of chili dogs.

How would you respond to "You can't have true love without God"?

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

I'd say something like "If that's true, then it's too fucking bad that god doesn't exist, yeah?" It's amazing the horseshit that preachers can make up, isn't it? Maybe pathetic is a better way to describe it. On a personal note, you should come out. Free yourself so you can be yourself, you know?

Is the impeachment investigation a constitutionally defined inquiry, or a unofficial political ...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

The House of Representatives has the constitutional authority to conduct oversight and to impeach. Not sure what you are claiming here.

Spelling is important

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Lube and hand sanitizer dispensers on the wall, No fist bumps afterwards.

Shit for Brains

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Treasonous asswipes got to treasonously wipe ass, you know?

Shed it all 😂🤣

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

When hissing is actually a good thing for the performer to hear.

Does history run in endless cycles or never-ending loops?

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Yeah, it's imbeciles all the way down. Man we're fucked.

Guide otter

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2019:

Why I otter....

Today was a very painful day.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Sorry to hear that. See if you can nab me a candlestick at the garage sale. 😉

Been a while since I made a post here.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Yeah, I had a sweetie like that too. I do miss her. Sorry you had to let that piece of your heart go. None of us can ever escape who we are. Good luck, brother.

I've always been fascinated by Christians who say they believe in heaven, then scramble in a panic ...

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

There was a popular song about that very phenomenon, "Everybody Wants to Go to Heaven, but Nobody Wants to Die." Maybe part of the reason is captured in the polka "In Heaven There is No Beer, That's Why We Drink it Here." But it's probably more complex than that. 😊

I've not been on Agnostic much this week.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Sorry to hear that you're ailing, partner, but I'm happy you are getting the care you deserve. Do what they tell you and hurry on back, we need all the voices of conscience we can get. Plus we missed you. 💙

Embarrassed that I laughed out loud at this

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Ooooo, someone's new nickname is "the cut me a break kid."

Someone quoted this to me today, though who said it first he did not know.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2019:

That's a wonderful quote.

".

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Yup.

How's your eyes?

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I do NOT.

New take on shark pics

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Deee mon shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Study Shows 92% of Trump Supporters Have Larger Shoe Size Than IQ – Alternative Facts

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I believe it.

WHAT? Trump reached out to McMaster for advice amid frustration with Bolton [msnbc.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I hope McMaster told him to kiss his ass.

Found on my Facebook News feed:

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I'd go with the roomba myself.

Just a thought

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Bob, I hope to hell I never see this.

It never ends

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Make America Great Again, obviously! Man this guy thinks everyone in the world is as stupid as he is. Unfortunately, that is limited to his toothless mouth-breathing base.

Trump says he fired national security advisor John Bolton

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I read that the asshole in chief thinks that Bolton leaked his stupid idea to nuke hurricanes, and it was downhill from there.

Best selfie Ever!

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Well ain't that a booger?

Trump called Fox News CEO to complain about negative coverage [washingtonexaminer.

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Ooooo, hold your breath until you get your way, you ignorant bigoted jerkoff.

I wonder where my post went?

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2019:

There must be a post hole here somewhere.

As is the custom now on receipt, on reaching level 8.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Looking good, D55. Don't let the 7's snow you into showing them the secret handshake. And they will try. 😊 Welcome to level 8, brother.