Noah’s Ark damaged by rain.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

I hope the dinosaurs are all right. And the unicorns. 😊

Where did the evil Captain in Peter Pan purchase his hook?

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Aw, man. Heh.

Federal judge blocks Trump from using Defense funds for parts of border wall [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 25, 2019:

Tantrum insulting the judge as a traitor in 3, 2, 1....

Yup he does cover-up comb overs too!

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

Yuck.

This is a bit deep! If a tree fell in the rain forest and landed on Donald Trump, would anybody give...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

I dunno. I, for one, would love to hear the scream.

I thought saw a flying saucer once, then it hit me.

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

I know what you mean. I was outside wondering why it was so dark, then it dawned on me. 8-)

That was super fast getting my Agnostic shirt! Thanks for the wonderful shirt and pen, and more ...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2019:

Fantastic! The 8 club just got a classy addition! 😊

Trump held up an ABC News graphic during the Rose Garden event today -- but notably did not hold up ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Of course he didn't.

Who is this asshole? [foxnews.]

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Smells like orange horseshit to me.

Since the people in this group don't like Trump I was thinking you wouldn't mind a chance to annoy ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2019:

Down 40-60 right now.

Orange is not my color, so I wanna be the driver 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Oh I am so there! Lol

No fake news here.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

You do it when you have it all sewed up. Then watch em struggle in their own web of lies.

The down side to this fuck wad dropping dead would be the long line waiting to piss on his grave.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

OK, well that and President Pence. There is no outcome without serious drawbacks. This whole things blows. If we get through this, and I think we will, the priority has to be education. And not home schooling as a substitute for public school attendance either. We are in a predicament caused by ignorance, and we can and should solve it.

2nd judge refuses to block House subpoenas for Trump bank records [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Tick tock, tick tock.

Trump is a pathetc loser.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Where's the $102 million he's spent on golf *so far*. Also, where's the breakdown of the Benghazi investigation costs?

Donald Trump's current burst of behavior -- the absolute refusal to allow testimony or documents to ...

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Well, he always did this. It's just getting worse.

The joke below reminds me of the farting dog story by James Heriot.

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Successful farting is like writing - first, you have to know your audience. 8-)

Can verify

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Low IQ is a big part of it, but let's not underestimate the lack of empathy and the willingness to be cruel to those who are weaker than you. Those have to count for something, right? BTW, I doubt Jed and Granny would swallow any of the the orange shit that our stable genius spews on an hourly basis.

Oh yeah. Watch them burn. [washingtonpress.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

Somebody had to find the fortitude to do this. You don't mess with Noo Yawk!

In Russia, face slapping contests! (73 seconds) [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

I think the guy with the beard is cheating. You ought to be clean shaven in a face slapping contest, the beard cushions the impact. OTOH, I guess growing a beard is really the only defensive strategy you can execute here. Dodging or blocking the slap seems to be against the rules, such as they are. I think politicians should do this instead of runoff elections, it would inject a little energy into what can be a lethargic electorate. 8-) PS, I'm joking, ok?

Time to laugh at the Liar in Chief! 🤣😆

zeuser comments on May 22, 2019:

The one with Putin is too true to be funny. *sigh*

Trump appeals ruling requiring accounting firm to comply with House subpoena [axios.com]

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

He's trying to run out the clock. His legal arguments sound like something from a middle school kid making excuses to his mom. So far, the judges are responding with fast track rulings. Nixon tried this, you know. How'd that work out? A couple of leaks have sprung, this whole shitty cesspool is going to blow.

There are athletes who are agnostic atheist. However are any of them progressive or liberal?

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Slippery slope here, dude. Fill in the blanks: Most --------- I know are ----------. Would it be fair to say a majority of ------------ are ------------? My logic is a little dusty, but I believe this is the *appeal to probability* logical fallacy, or pretty close to it.

My daughter's science teacher believes in God, magic etc.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

This is a public school? I'd report him and give him a chance to explain himself. If he sticks to this kind of crap, well, there's a catholic school down the street looking for bozos like you, buddy.

Today's Orchid Juxtaposition

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Or, as I call it, my autobiography.

And if the lover were to visit him in hospital it could be a fatal encounter?

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Sounds like the dumbass deserved it.

Back in the day! 😂 Sorry, I laughed pretty hard at this one, thought I’d share.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2019:

Yeah, that's how I remember it too. LOL

I have posted one or two ditties on this group and some of you may have noticed from my spelling ...

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

Thanks, AC. It means a lot.

It's no good looking for intelligent life in the universe, too big a job, start small, try looking ...

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

Good luck there. You're gonna have to redefine "intelligent life".

American voters must be embarrassed having a President who sabre rattles with foreign powers on ...

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

You have no idea how embarrassed we are.

I might listen to his pitch.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2019:

Dracula? I heard he sucks.

Great museum to go see🤣😂😅

zeuser comments on May 19, 2019:

So * that's * what that shit looked like! 🤣

I think it’s safe to say this is all of us

zeuser comments on May 19, 2019:

You beat me to this one, BH. 😊

I just read this quote in a calligraphy book that I bought and it really resonated.

zeuser comments on May 19, 2019:

I've been seedy for a while now too - bonus!

Posing with statues! Any favourites?

zeuser comments on May 18, 2019:

The guy with the razor in his armpit made me laugh out loud. 🤣

OMG! A Republican with principles! I dearly hope this is the start of a mutiny.

zeuser comments on May 18, 2019:

This is how it starts. Somebody has to have the courage to go first.

You level 8 people are quite up there and hard to please but thanks for the posts, It warms my heart...

zeuser comments on May 18, 2019:

The support is nice, right? Now you do it too. Jump in and hang on. 😄

Why are agnostics and atheists so hostile to my non-theistic belief of theological noncognitivism?

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

Oh FFS! I neither have knowledge nor belief in any god, and I cannot find one single fuck to give here. So, you go Ed.

Somebody is dreaming.....

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

It's a good dream. And it's a damn good goal. The roadblock here is workability. Just how exactly does this work? Hmmm?

Lewis Black [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

I guess this is funnier if you're Canadian. But I just like to hear LB riff.

I decided to be an Atheist 15 months tomorrow.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

It's your past, and it shaped who you are. Don't try to forget it (you can't); the trick is to figure out how to recognize this kind of shit from now on, before you go for it again. Good luck, brother!

The Latest: Trump and de Blasio already trading insults [apnews.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

If this is the best he has, toss it in now. You wanna go down? Ya gotta go straight to the bottom with the talking yam. BDB, you gotta show me more, paisan! 8-)

China not going to pay Trump's tariffs

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

In a trade war, the winners are always insiders who play the correct markets short, and the long markets safe. Everybody else loses. Oh, one more thing, fuck the talking yam. Y'all be cool! 8-)

This is something the world needs a lot more of, desperately.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

Oh, if only.

@admin @sitesupport - I'm getting this from javascript when I try to reply to comments.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

@cutiebeauty It doesn't work on either my iPhone or my desktop.

I've shared before that my ex and I broke up because after 14 years of marriage I decided that I ...

zeuser comments on May 16, 2019:

You are expecting logic out of religion. That never works. Sounds like you made the move that was right for you. May harmony find you, and good luck.

Well, I joined the lvl 8 club about 5 months ago ish.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

Do NOT tell anyone what the secret handshake is, and welcome to level 8.

Putin smiles as Washington ties itself in knots over Russia [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

I'm old enough to remember when everyone agreed that Russia was our enemy.

Trust him..

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

In alternative reality, the normal rules don't apply, and words don't mean what they mean.

Hahahahahahahaha! Morons! 🤣 Trump’s not claiming executive power.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

This isn't a legitimate legal argument, it's a click-bait phrase you'd find on the Fox News website asking you for money. A delaying tactic to waste the time of the court rather than a serious appeal on the merits of the case, all so a third party doesn't give congress access to the Don's finances. They are looking for a conservative appeals judge, maybe one of the ones they rammed through, to agree with this horseshit. Judge Mehta is NOT buying what they are selling.

OK so I am really worried now.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

Sounds like you bottomed out in the market.

There are a few other exemptions while I'm at it

zeuser comments on May 15, 2019:

That's very reasonable.

When the Buddha obtained enlightenment he went out to teach his students asked, are you a god?

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

This was way before the technology allowed it, but I think he meant to say "I am Iron Man." Or words to that effect.

King of Tax Dodgers

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

This is a good list, but it stops waaay too soon. Moron, criminal, sadist, dickwad, asshole, and a stable genius. That's our guy. I left out traitor. Sorry.

I haven't been on AG very much.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Brings back memories, I went to grad school in Philly, lived in center city. Here's an idea for a tour - show people all the places you can park on the street without getting a ticket. Granted, it would be a short tour, but use the idea if you think it might work! Good luck on your new gig. 😁

Pants love them or hate them

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

I oughta cuff you around for these, but you've got a leg up on me, so it would be a waist of time.

On the Eve of a Hearing, Trump Lawyers Tell Judge They Aren’t Happy About Fast-Tracked Subpoena ...

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Said the judge, "Wow, sucks to be you, doesn't it?" Haaahahaha

The practice is abhorrent.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Every day I think this, this is the rock bottom. Then something like this comes up the next day. It is beyond disgusting. I can't even come up with words that are close to describing how despicable this is.

In my youth, my folks believed Jesus was in the wood grain patterns on the bathroom door.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Well, now think about it. He was supposedly a carpenter. He got nailed to two piece of wood. And when Mary Magdelene was around, he usually popped a woody. I can see it. LOL

Trump Tower Is Now One of NYC's Least-Desirable Luxury Buildings [bloomberg.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

I just spent the last 5 minutes looking around for a fuck to give, couldn't find a single one.

If you don’t get this one...

zeuser comments on May 14, 2019:

Two-fer!

Activewear for gay guys???

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

Buy 3, get a free tube of Astro-Glide.

BecauseDrugs

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

Not walk. Sort of, I dunno, trundle.

Hate to get "religulous...but good ol' wikileaks...they confirmed it... [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

Yep, that's him all right!

Bill Nye the meltdown guy. They finally broke him. [vimeo.com]

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

To communicate with ignorant, vulgar morons you need to speak in the language of ignorant, vulgar morons.

What is your opinion on Catholic schools? Are they forms of modern brainwashing?

zeuser comments on May 13, 2019:

I attended catholic schools for grades 7-12, and then attended a Jesuit university. It was mostly peer-pressure indoctrination and the dissemination of dogma, not so much brainwashing. In fact, the theology and philosophy I learned in college galvanized my atheism. Now some kids take this more seriously than others, but while my folks both attended church regularly, they weren't deeply doctrinaire. Other kids I knew weren't that lucky, and you could call what they went through brainwashing. But I wouldn't call it a blanket truth.

I don't talk about it much, but mother's day is kinda hard for me.

zeuser comments on May 12, 2019:

Awww, man. Of course you love them. I've got nothing for you but a big ass virtual hug.

Emotionally-stunted men

zeuser comments on May 12, 2019:

If you fish in the same pond and use the same bait you'll catch the same kind of fish, over and over. Sometimes when you change your fishing hole and go with another kind of bait you don't catch anything at all, so there's a risk involved. But it sounds like even you think it's time for something different. Don't give up! Good luck, LH.

Rare photo ...

zeuser comments on May 12, 2019:

It looks tricky, but this bigoted old dickhead pulled it off!

War just ahead !?!

zeuser comments on May 11, 2019:

This is just stupid enough to be a plausible strategy concocted by our orange Einstein. 🙄

What a waste of a banana

zeuser comments on May 11, 2019:

We all like bananas because they have "a peel".

You think your job sucks....

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

Well at least you always know what your temperature is. If that helps, I guess. LOL

Walked right into it

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

That is meta-humor good. Respect.

I am interested in opinions on this statement.

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

I think it is more nuanced. We are not all born atheist, we are all born with no preconceived existential philosophy. Indoctrination by a wide range of religious beliefs indeed occurs, but remember, religions categorize *each other* as outsiders, including atheists. Even then, I don't get the sense that all religions hold antipathy towards atheists - some are quite accepting, for example universalist unitarians or buddhists - OR other religious beliefs. The thing that casts people of different beliefs or flavors of non-belief as *the other* is the severity of the dogma in any given religious or philosophical sect. Most organized religions grew simply as a means of controlling other people, and dogma, completely human-made, is the mechanism used to disseminate and harden that control, including demonization of the other, believers in other religious traditions and non-believers alike. It's not necessarily a false statement, it's just so sweeping as to ignore the complexity of the dynamics and motivations of various religious sects. IMHO, of course, worth every penny you paid for it. 8-)

Trump's campaign is actively seeking assistance from a foreign government. [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

We need to start prosecuting the thugs who are violating all kinds of laws with absolute arrogant impunity. Sticking Rudy in the can would be a good start, but once one of these mafioso wingnuts falls (and one will), they'll all start singing like canaries and eventually will all do hard time.

'To the person who uses metal straws to save fish but consumes animals, I’d like to say thank you.

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

We each need to do the best we can with what we have to work with. Great post.

The funniest awards speech - ever - Spike Milligan [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 10, 2019:

That's hilarious!

Have we become a nation of assholes who put a blind eye to all the atrocities and dictatorial ...

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

The sad truth is that way too many people have absolutely no inkling of the damage this idiot is perpetrating. And a fair piece of those believe the propaganda.

Are you ready kids? It was a busy day.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

All true. All very depressing.

Burr holds firm despite GOP anger over Don Jr.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

Burr is a putz. This has to be a ruse of some sort.

That being the case, they won't need to go to Maury.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

Ouch. Get the DNA done pal!

Smarter than your average bear.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

Dogs have always been easy marks for bribery. It's the entire basis for their domestication. If bears have figured this out, what else did they figure out? 🤣

When a President Can't Be Taken at His Word [time.com]

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

Shamelessness as a political strategy. What scares me is that it seems to be wildly successful so far.

He has his priorities.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

Too true to be really funny.

Funny photo of the day

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

Pure instinct.

"Executive Privilege" doesn't apply to New York State tax returns: [motherjones.com]

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

I heard about this. I like it.

Arizona bill passed deeming pornography a health crisis.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

Shit like this rubs me the wrong way, you know?

Hello.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

See, now if we had a big beautiful wall.....

Cops to Florida woman: ‘Do you have anything else?

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

This is the Florida version of putting a tiger in your tank.

Sometimes its tempting to focus on just the one person - its easier mentally.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

String 'em all up!

Seen at Lowe's Home Improvement (2501 Elysian Fields Avenue, New Orleans).

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

If I ever run into this guy, he eats and drinks on me.

Y'all I am in a mood 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

I'm up for the pajama party. Um, so to speak.

I just watched Rachel Maddow interview of Kamala Harris.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

I'd like to see her cross examine the talking yam, just once.

I am not sure if I posted this story previously.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2019:

He has so many Achilles heels the Achilles people are suing for trademark infringement.

Look what I got today! Sexy, huh?

zeuser comments on May 8, 2019:

Hang in there, hon. If you try to rush it, you are your own worst enemy. Good chance to exercise your patience. I know it's tough.

Seeing that we are all atheists agnostics what makes a person choose good over evil?

zeuser comments on May 8, 2019:

In my view, evil means actions based solely on the self with no regard of the effect your actions may have on others. Pure evil means actions that are designed to deliberately have a negative effect on others.

How do you de-stress?

zeuser comments on May 8, 2019:

Talking to friends really helps me. Of course, most of my friends like to go to bars, so that's a factor worth noting. Nothing lasts, however, until you completely disengage from the source of the stress, at least for a while.

Decade in the Red: Trump Tax Figures Show Over $1 Billion in Business Losses

zeuser comments on May 8, 2019:

The dominoes are starting to fall. Barr will soon be held in contempt. Majority leader Pelosi is floating the idea of jailing Mnuchin. The White House is asserting executive privilege over the entire Mueller report even though most of it has been made public (this didn't work for Nixon). I believe that at least impeachment hearings are around the corner. This is a sad time in the history of the republic.

Took me long enough. I was beginning to think it wasn't ever gonna happen.

zeuser comments on May 8, 2019:

It's not supposed to be easy! Congratulations! 😊

Always, the context is important

zeuser comments on May 7, 2019:

Or pure horseshit. They left that one out.