These trump republican Fascists judicial appointees Are 20 percent more conservative than those ...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Pick your crisis with this moron, there are so many to choose from. This judicial hijacking is a good one, I have to admit. 8-(

We can only hope!

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I'm gonna hold you to it, you spineless, prissy, sycophantic shitbubble.

Needs more Mueller!

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

An insult to all legitimate special needs individuals, but still funny.

Who gave Kushner clearance after he failed two background checks! And he's not the only one working ...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Wish I could say I was surprised.

Checkmate Donald

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Earrings! She needs to make them into earrings! LOL 8-)

Roger Stone Arrested in Florida [cnn.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Roger that! Hahahahaha

Those people are the ones that Trump likes to refer to as his base.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Yeah, this baffles me too. Quite a puzzling outcome, nobody saw it coming. RME (This is sarcasm, don't get excited, ok?)

you mean It's not?

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Too true,

I got a million of ‘em!

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Good ones,closeted.

which one will win?

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Soon, you two comrades, soon.

Not in my house....,

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Yeah he did. Heh.

If you think 45 does not keep busy making bad deals, you are wrong.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Amateur president stumbled again. Quelle surprise. Whatever occurs to him, his advisers are sycophants so he just does it.

Now we know the secret of Kellyanne Conway's success in the Trump White House Analysis by Chris ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2019:

With zero integrity and a willingness to back stab, I understand her rise in this abysmal septic tank of an administration. She fits right in.

FBI... they are corrupt?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I just am running out of words...

Some left wing ones

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Oh my. ?

Tomorrow I defend our syringe exchange program in a public meeting.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The sword comes to those who can wield it. Use evidence, be persuasive. Good luck!

Dear Orange Jackass,

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I know, right? Sheeze.

Poll: Which psych definition fits our Predator-in-Chief the best?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The part about careful planning ruled out psychopath for me.

?. Does Jesus know about this?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Hard to swallow. heh

As in the people still supporting 45.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I am a sooo stealing that! ?

Southern smarts..

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Foghorn Leghorn vs. Dumbass Greenhorn. Fuck me.

If churches were taxed that should for the damn wall.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Just tax the churches and use the money for the general fund. Fuck the wall.

Trump's digital campaign and Russia's Internet Research Agency: a fully integrated operation.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Holy crap, if Mueller can prove even one tenth of this to be true, that is treason of the highest order.

Does Anyone Else See the Resemblance?

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Joffrey was cuter.

I´m 55 years old and I´ve been an athiest since I was 15.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

My dad is 94. He is casually racist, BUT learning to like and accept LGBTQ folks since one lives next door, and supports asylum seeking immigrants since that what his mom and dad were. And the only republican he EVER voted for was Ike - hates Trump with a passion. An old union man.

SENATOR SAYS 'ONE BAD EMAIL' COULD SHOW HOUSE GOP ALLEGEDLY WORKED TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE By Jason ...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I bet they find at least one.

Saw on Facebook lines of laid off federal employees at a food bank .

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

The sooner the better. Time for a general strike, IMO.

Why do you think p45 lies is so much?

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It's pathological. He is unwell mentally.

One of the bright spots from my state of NC.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I love Rev. Barber. You're right, he's one of the guys we can be proud of here in North Kackalacky.

This method also applies to Trump.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

That solution applies to a lot of the crap you hear these days.

Sarah is just another idiot with connections, “He didn’t give his life.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'll be happy to get rid of her nasty attitude and unending lies when the talking yam goes to prison.

Is this shut down reality just part of the Reality Show to destroy and bring down our government, ...

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I still can't believe there are people who fervently follow that whole QAnon horseshit. It is so evidently untrue and absolutely ludicrous, yet these guys are willing to sacrifice long-standing friendships and close family ties to believe in an absurd fantasy. The capacity of the human mind to be manipulated with deliberate misinformation is amazing, and scary.

Does the way you accept criticism tell a great deal about you?

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Yes, it does. To set some context, not all criticism (of anyone, not just me) is necessarily valid, and you get criticism from people with varying degrees of competence at providing it. Some people are awful at giving criticism, others are just biased, or narrow minded, or have no standing to criticize anyone, or are just plain mean. Anyone on the receiving end of criticism has to consider whether it's valid, or if following it would actually be worse. Some people can never admit to being imperfect regardless of the validity of the criticism. So it's not an easy thing to measure. However if you dismiss all criticism, you are foolish, but no more so than if you take everything said to you to heart. Know your critics!

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Smart girl. Marginal tax rates are only complicated if you've never studied tax theory.

So, if Trump is ever sent to prison for presidential wrong doings, will he have a secret service ...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

House arrest, but in Puerto Rico. Two agents to watch him, Valdez and Pacheco.

Good morning all! How about a little good Sunday morning funnies? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Good show. The funniest one was the office where you change your name being closed in the shutdown, and all the people with absurd names taking about it. Goofy, but viscerally funny.

Mark Meadows, Trump whisperer The conservative lawmaker talks to Trump more than the president ...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Meadows is well known here in North Kackalacky as a reactionary dick. Misogynistic and bigoted, he is well suited to be the talking yam's muse.

So.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

My ex wife was just two years younger than me. I try to date within 10 years of my age. I had a tinder date recently with a woman 14 years younger, and it was pretty clear to me that it was a bad idea to take it any further. Single at 65, the dating pool around my age is a bit shallow. I never considered aging gracefully in the context of a relationship, but that's mostly because I never expected to last this long. Oh well.

Let's all have a good chuckle.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Those pricks. Cold blooded bigotry.

It's always at 3am

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Of course! *face pal*

He forgot about the northern border(s). [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Said the wolf, "tastes like chicken, specifically KFC original recipe."

Ignatz will help Trump build the wall.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Ooooh, that's a classic. Well played. 8-)

Pence says he is offended by the outrage of his wife's profession?

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I guess he really would'nt like it if we met, and I knocked his dick into the dirt. But it would be ok if I said "Let us pray" after. I think.. LOL

Correct Pawh..

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Oh fuck me with a cactus, this is sooo true.

Spending a few days with a new man is a microcosm of the future relationship

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Good instincts, LH. Not a good look for an attorney, retired or not. Better luck next time, hon. 8-)

Because Mexico is known to have so many Muslims.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

For someone who lies so much, you'd think he'd be better at it. Sheesh.

A Republican representative comes up with a more reasonable sounding plan for border security: ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I knew there were some republicans with a brain left.

Yes, it's from Facebook, but if you read the comments you will spend the rest of the day laughing.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Maybe that name will rub some people the wrong way. Y'all need to come to your senses.

Competition

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Attaboy, Joe! Give 'em that old Scranton shuffle!

Some good ones

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Funny - not funny. What are you going to do? You have to laugh.

Freud said that young girls suffer from penis envy.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

A lot of what Freud thought was full of shit. So I wouldn't read too much into this omission.

Wow, I think you went too far...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Sticky situation there. Heh.

Did you get the email?

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Remember, whatever he accuses others of doing, he is doing it himself. Always.

IF the air traffic controllers and the TSA figured out that they would have the ENTIRE WORLD BY THE ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

The precedent was set by the last president with dementia, Ronald Reagan, who simply fired all the striking air traffic controllers and replaced them with scab workers. If I was a federal worker and I needed the job, I'd think twice about going on strike. So there is that disincentive, since the talking yam is crazier and far more vindictive than Reagan ever was. I agree it sounds like a good idea, but I don't know if I'd have the fortitude to strike if I had a federal job and a family to feed.

Just another drive-by meme-ing....

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I'd be happy to verify this.

Good stuff.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Yeah, That's what we all should do more.

Remember, he's making America great again!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

"I'll gladly pay you back on Tuesday." - Wimpy

Federal Watchdog Finds Government Ignored Emoluments Clause With Trump Hotel January 16, 20194:15...

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

This is shocking. I am shocked.

Understanding is important!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

This is settled strategy. Been doing it for years. 8-)

This defines idiot to a T.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

You order that many big macs, they send the clown for free.

The tweet that gave the world a laugh. [foxnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

BK has some of the most savvy social media guys ever. They always hit the right spot.

trump and his republican cohorts are making sure the flow of monies from our treasury continues into...

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I am shocked. This is shocking. RME

Pelosi just told 45 to put his State of the Union address in writing, because due to the shutdown, ...

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I wouldn't want to be on her bad side, I'll tell you that. This takes away the opportunity for him to lie to a world wide audience again to argue for his penis extension of a wall. Very shrewd.

Anyone have good experiences selling stuff on eBay?

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I moved about a year and a half ago. I used the ebay valet service. You send your items for free via FedEx, someone there market's them for you, and you get a cut if the item sells. Sold my accordion and a few chess sets that way. They send back anything that doesn't sell in 30 days or something. Sadly, my typewriters didn't sell. Good way to get your feet wet.

Mind your manners

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Bad form Garth.

Trump Orders Thousands Back to Work Without Pay to Blunt Shutdown Disruption By Jennifer A Dlouhy...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Tomorrow, croissandwich and hash browns with the king.

Gregg Jarrett: An FBI that is corrupt and dishonest -- Latest reports offer only more proof ...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Oh FFS.

I've found this joke funny since before Tiger Woods even existed.

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2019:

The classics never get old. 8-)

From Christain Men Against Liberals on FB THE LEFTIST MEDEA AND THE COLAGE PROFESORS KEEP SAYEING...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Well all right then!

Trump Makes Fool Of Himself At Border [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2019:

How can anyone go through life with their brains up their ass like this idiot and manage to survive, let alone get elected POTUS? His supporters have to be just as inane to buy into it.

GOD BLESS TRUMP! Some analysts have raised fears that U.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I understand that Kraft is moving its corporate HQ to Israel. Yeah, they're changing the name of the company to "Cheeses of Nazareth".

Off with his head!

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

No one take a fence.

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I laughed out loud. ?

I ran across a post on FB the other day, and I thought it would be a fantastic idea to do myself.

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I don't like to watch someone else cook. I bite my tongue a lot to keep from saying stuff like "why the fuck are you doing it *that * way?" I probably wouldn't be in your target market though. Give it a shot, let us know how it goes.

Yes, it is around the corner now

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Hey, it made the hallmark guys a lot of money over the course of the decades. I never liked it, especially the meaningless exchange of cheap valentine cards in elementary school. I try to remember when it happens in order to avoid restaurants that night. You can also get cheap candy the next day if you're into that.

It really does read like a B movie.

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

If only it was that simple. We've got a fair bit more nightmare to put up with before we all wake up.

Is Hillary Clinton A Closet Lesbian?

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

So what if she is?

He can relate!

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Asswipe.

from Moscow Times

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Nope, no ties at all.

The Gofundme for the wall is being stopped and all donations refunded. [nbc4i.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

A right wing con man? Nobody could see *that * coming, right?

Wall or gun control?

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Get the mass shooting victims to form a PAC, donate 10 million USD, and now we're talking, right?

I'm feeling a little betrayed. I just found out my KY Jelly isn't from Kentucky at all.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2019:

That's a slippery slope.

Now I'm confused.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Sadly, the American educational system produces far fewer STEM graduates than American tech companies need.

Rudy Giuliani doubles down on his dubious claim that the White House should be able to review and ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Oh Rudy. He's an attack dog with a law degree. An ex prosecutor, and current incompetent sycophant. He changes the model of a lawyer where you are expecting your lawyer to say things to help you legally. That's crazy talk with Rudy. Everything he says nowadays is crazy talk.

Trump rejects shutdown deal Republicans negotiated with Republicans | MSNBC

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

He just wants to declare a national emergency. It's a new toy, like revoking press credentials was, like revoking security clearances was, like shutting the government down itself was. He doesn't have a party, he wants it to be all him *even when people agree with him.*

They called him Annie

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Just don't call him late for dinner!

That fucking POS.

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

You have lots of company.

Trump seeks to expand powers as Mueller, Democrats threaten to constrain Analysis by Stephen ...

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Abject incompetency and lack of verbal restraint are both two-edged swords. He will keep shooting until there are no toes left. His downfall lies within him, he can't stop it, he was born to fail.

But I wanna work and not get paid! [yahoo.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Many different threads infect the fevered mind of the current arsewipe in chief: insanity, delusion, deliberate fabrication, paranoia, sadistic intent, cruelty, entitlement, greed, hubris, narcissism. You will not find: logic, reason, empathy, honesty, policy goals, coherence, adequate vocabulary, class. So he's stiffing people and convincing himself that they like it. Gaslighting us," you are forcing me to do this because you are denying me what I want." Words do not suffice, a travesty of historic proportions foisted upon the republic by hostile foreign powers and complicity by the apathetic who didn't vote and the collaborators who want to see other people suffer.

Since I am such an unstable idiot, I can't figure out what is going on here.

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

And the farmers he is screwing over can't pick up their tariff-relief checks because, hey, the government is shut down. Thanks Obama! The talking yam is like someone pissing with a firehose, everybody, and I mean everybody, gets soaked but him.

Trump claims Mexico would never pay for the wall? I'm confused. [independent.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Reminds me of the character Jon Lovitz played on SNL 20 years ago or so. Yeah, they're paying indirECTly, yeah! That's the ticket!

What a great solution!

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Good point. Sad but true.

Sooo, he tells it like it is.....

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

And he owns the libtards, that's important. RME

San Fran Federal Building

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Gotta love the folks in SF. I believe that is Pelosi territory.

FBI petitioning to reopen the government.

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Actually, the talking yam has complained about how corrupt the FBI is, so this doesn't look like a winning argument for the special agents who stand now to be villified and insulted by the moron in chief. I do admire their courage and initiative. As for the M-I-C, the next thing I admire about him will be the first thing, and I don't see it happening anytime soon.

Having a temper-tantrum over being accused of having a temper-tantrum essentially proves you had a ...

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Remember the first rule of projection. Accuse someone else of doing the exact same thing you are doing. Accused Sen. Schumer of lying, guess what he is doing himself.

William Arkin, veteran journalist, leaves NBC because of Trump coverage; very interesting and ...

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2019:

You let a camel into the tent and you spend your time noticing every time he takes a dump and eats your clothes. Same with an orangutan.

It IS kinda funny. Wonder who they'll hate next?

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Just leave PBR alone!

nice Trump, good boy

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Probably due for his shots, or his regularly scheduled anal probe.

Welcome to Day 720.

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Just another beautiful day in the asshole-igarchy.