I am not sure the authenticity of these documents.

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2019:

I'm inclined to believe they did know each other. Isn't the dickwad in chief facing a court date in October over this?

Trump Administration Officials Scrubbed Climate Change from Press Releases The dire predictions ...

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Hard to actually read the scientific reports when one's head is firmly inserted into one's ass.

Scratch and sniff...Smells like shit...Must be shit!!!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Yep, and we stepped in it.

Yeah, but running is really tiring.

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2019:

The late great Harry Chapin wrote this lyric: "Sometimes I get this crazy dream That I just drive off in my car But you can travel on ten thousand miles and still say where you are"

Trump says US 'will no longer deal with' UK Ambassador after leaked memos Marc Rod Published 3 ...

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2019:

So, the ambassador should have been more....politically correct? WAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Rep. Justin Amash says some Republicans privately praised his decision to quit party

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2019:

To be fair, the democrats look to be afraid to take him on directly as well. You've got some representatives on his case, but in general, they are giving him all kinds of leeway. Personally, I don't there is any down side to taking the gloves off and going after him hammer and tong, but political calculations have a way of stealing the courage out of your short term thinking. Pisses my ass right the hell off.

Wall is good...

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Not noted as deep thinkers I'll bet.

We can make a difference.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I'm right behind all of this.

22 Bible Verses on Welcoming Immigrants | Sojourners

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Well, yeah, but just don't be a dick and help people who need help. That works too.

Standing ovation

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Ouch. Time for better choreography. A joke can break the ice.

Sorry about your 4th of July celebrations being marred by the ignoramus Trump, perhaps you should ...

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2019:

It was embarrassing, but we survived.

This is just a random thought of mine, and it's completely tasteless.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2019:

He's the kind of guy who they will bury in a secret location. If they can't keep his Hollywood star from being vandalized, his grave would be a mess. Nope, he may be in a public spot initially, but eventually they are going to have to hide his carcass in an unmarked plot somewhere.

You know your party sucks

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Not my circus, not my orangutan.

Just when you thought he was out of the news back he comes to give up all those scumbags from both ...

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Something has to eventually stick, this could be it.

The more I date the more I am disappointed.

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Keep moving but keep your integrity. Personally, I've reached the pane of glass stage, potential partners look right through me. I still have hope, but I won't pander. It is cool being unencumbered too. Whatever happens, I ride it out. My expectations are very low anymore, and that works for me. Good luck, hon. May harmony find you.

Might be a job she is qualified for

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2019:

This seemed like a good idea for an outfit in public? Bless her heart.

My grandchildren recently started attending some sort or required class to become catholic.

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Kids don;t listen to what you say. But kids watch everything you do, so set a good heathen example for them. Don't criticize mom and dad, but make it clear to them that you rely on reason and evidence, that praying is just talking to yourself so don't ask for something you can't do yourself, and live your life like that. Good luck, partner.

Sorry if i ramble.

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2019:

It is most certainly child abuse. As a former catholic, for me it was always a race to confession after you committed a mortal sin (usually something silly like masturbation or eating meat on Friday) so you didn't die first and go to hell for all eternity. At about 13 or 14 I thought it was ridiculous. By 21, I was a full-blown atheist. I never indoctrinated my kids to be anything but themselves. Don't get me started on the "priesthood". I glad you broke free, good luck and a happy life to you.

@DharmaBum50 and I hosted a fantastic Smash the State party on July 4th.

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Sweet! Wish I was there!

Now you really can buy a Trump Pinata! [amazon.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Hey, we should get some royalties here!

Hard to believe...

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2019:

"Well, he sticks it to the libtards and pisses all over people we look down on." Honestly, that's the reason why.

Where John Roberts Is Taking the Court His decision in the census case may indicate a genuine ...

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Roberts is a question mark. He is smart and not necessarily driven by partisan positions. I believe he has respect for precedent. I wish there was someone other than him at the chief justice position, but let's see how he evolves. At the chief justice position, you eventually think about your legacy. Are you a toady? Or can you think for yourself? CJ Roberts is at this point right now.

If the Arc tale were true!...

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Well when you think about it, which of course they don't want you to do, there were a lot of animals, like ants, cockroaches, bees, you know what I'm saying, that this story makes absolutely no sense if you think about it. And yeah, thinking about it isn't in the oeuvre either. I do sympathize with the anteaters and wonder what they ate while they were floating around for 40 days. Maybe lice? Fleas? Ticks? Some "undocumented" ark passengers?

Trump Blames Rain For His Comment About Airports In The Revolutionary War [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2019:

If you are the POTUS, and you are a republican narcissist, and also a moron, and a bigot, and think that deliberate cruelty is a clever policy, you blame everything and everybody bur your own ignorant privileged ass for how breathtakingly stupid you are. Prove me wrong. c'mon.

Sharing a laugh!

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2019:

...but then the bartender asked me "So why the long face?"

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the ...

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Yeah, but we had a lot better talent, even at the edges. Still, I get this.

Someone should share this with DJT.

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:

It wasn't that long ago...

A cake for DJT's party on the mall.

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:

From the "Stormy Weather and Dildo Repair Bakery".

The 4th of July has always been my favorite holiday.

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Don't give up! Yeah, it's sad, but we only lose if we quit! When things look the worst, let that fire you up! 🔥

It is the Soldier, not the minister Who has given us freedom of religion.

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Things may come to that.

Call me crazy; but I don't think we can afford a 92 million dollar salute to a draft dodger.

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:

If it cost a buck 82 we still couldn't afford it. It's the cost in integrity that's the steepest.

Save yourself from me

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:

In a nutshell.

A couple laying back to back in bed, every few moments the man puts a finger between his wifes legs,...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:

You have to work with what you got.

Following the visit of Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to the camps in El Paso and Clint, do ...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Well, yeah! That's the whole point, the cruelty, bigotry and abuse are the point! This is specifically meant to rally the extreme right base of the talking yam.

NRA meltdown has Trump campaign sweating Republicans worry that the NRA and two other groups that...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Wait just a minute, here. Have a little sympathy. What if *your* murdering, gun running, conspiracy theorizing supporters abandoned *you* in *your* re-election campaign. You'd be sorry too, wouldn't you! Har har.

Perhaps patients wasn’t his strong suit.

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Oh Jesus Christ yes! LOL

not bowing to anyone.... g

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Poor little girl on the left has no ready choice at hand, the whole tribe is indoctrinating her and she has no immediate escape. Omerosa, on the other hand, wised up eventually.

Teddy Roosevelt was a straight shooter! 😁

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:

We could use TR today.

A new service from McDonald's! Arches!

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:

This is at the new McSpa and McClinic. You should see what they can do if you have quarter pounder with cheese.

Patrick Stewart in drag or Kelly Ann Conway ...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Hah! Make it so!

I am a 100% skeptic about all things supernatural! Do any of you hold on to any supernatural ...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Well I think all of that woo is a crock of garden variety crap. But to be fair, we Leo's are pretty skeptical. 😜

Spread or let nature take its course.

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:

People who proselytize for any reason are uniformly annoying. I'll discuss, I'll debate, I'll ridicule, but I will not proselytize. YMMV

Has anybody dealt with a passive aggressive partner?

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:

It's almost better to have someone who is willing to fight. It's a difficult thing to overcome as I believe a lot of it has to do with low self esteem.

I left the UK in 1997 when Tony Blair was elected Prime Minister, another tosser, I've never looked ...

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:

As tempting as that might sound, I'm gonna stay and keep punching. I understand your position. I've got my own stars to steer by.

Just let it go 🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:

It's also the root cause of why men in their 60's never sleep through the night.

Fox News' Tucker Carlson asked Trump about 'filth' in U.

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I've heard more articulate ideas from a cat coughing up a hairball. What the actual fuck, you know?

Pairs well with....

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Yes. Yes it does. LOL

After Trumps weekend grandstanding at the DMZ this weekend and the lack of enthusiastic response ...

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:

They tend to ignore what they don't like or understand and dwell on the cruelty and abuse of those they consider weaker and inferior. Although, I hope you're right. Not banking on it. Once they are gone around that bend, some people never come back no matter what.

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zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Can you imagine the shitstorm we'd be having if the talking yam were in any sense of the word competent? He's causing way too much damage just stumbling around.

If Trump is reelected, the Canadian border is reachable by most!

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I dunno, AC. People say shit like this, but really, they don't need me up in Canada. The need my ass here, resisting, sabotaging, inspiring, and working hard to plow these usurping traitorous MF's under. And with solidarity and persistence, that's what we'll do. But you can't do that as effectively in Manitoba.

Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the absence of ...

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:

They left out the "healthy bank account" part, which isn't essential but can help a whole hell of a lot.

John Bolton appears surprised by report Trump might propose North Korean nuclear freeze ...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:

I can hear him now, "Do you think I can remember the names of all the people in the government who blow me?"

Trump Lashes Out at New York AG’s Probe Into His Businesses: My Kids Are ‘Spending a Fortune on ...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:

This kind of attention to something nobody is watching that closely probably means some big indictment or charge is ready to drop. He's done this before to "get ahead of the story". It never works, so there's that.

How do you respond when somebody you have never met in person and only exchanged a sentence or two ...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:

It could be a verbal tic. Like "I'm a very good driver" from the old Rain Man film. Seriously, someone making this claim has probably been called on something he or she already told you before, and this looks like a (clumsy) pre-emptive strike of some kind.

I like cats, but still thought this was funny

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Yeah, you gotta consider the source of this one. LOL

Ark Encounter founder warns ‘kids of all ages’ that libraries are becoming dangerous - New York ...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Libraries have always been a threat to those in power via deception and indoctrination. This is why the Nazi's burned books.

Maybe that's why animals have always liked me more?

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:

It's either that or your pheromones, dude.

Do not interrupt!

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:

If she wants your opinion, she'll give it to you.

I used to support the police, but the UK government mobilised them as a private army - when they ...

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2019:

It's a variation. I know one variation of the punchline "I thought the prick was underneath the horse." Write your own setup.

I went off to a 40's & 50's singles group yesterday afternoon.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Small talk is a way of killing time until you figure out something substantive to discuss. Sometimes, though, you never find anything. Every conversation has to start somewhere.

Yet one more fucking holiday ruined by tRump.

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

It's irritating. Gotta play the long game.

Another relationship bites the dust. Your thoughts?

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Ghosting you? Really? Not very courageous, honorable, or mature. It's never easy to say "ok, that's it", but it sounds to me you are making the right move. Good luck, hon.

A story of a returning American. Can you say police state? [theintercept.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

That is absolutely horrifying. The authority that these jobs confer on people seem to attract the biggest pricks in the world.

So I'm at Pets at Home buying a bag of dog food for my dogs.

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Wish I could have heard your spiel. Heh. 8-)

One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to ...

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

A corollary: One way to make sure that you and I will have no relationship at all is to start speaking while I am still speaking, trying to talk over me. I don't do that to others, and I consider it a sign of grave disrespect when anyone does that to me. If it happens, it only happens one time.

This is a thing? Seriously??

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

They all look the same when the lights go out.

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. - Henry David Thoreau

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Wait...how much money are we talking?

1 okay 2 okay 3 okay 4 okay 5 no

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Pants are over rated.

Lets see if Trump can bash Carter? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2019:

I loved Jimmy Carter. He had his faults but he told the truth and was scandal free. I still display the medallion my uncle gave me after he was elected in my home.

Read my new column ,"World War Three Over A Flying Camera?

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2019:

This cuts a little too close to the bone to be slap-your-thigh funny. It's sort of laugh-so-you-don't-cry funny.

Yay for Roberts! [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2019:

We're still not out of the woods on this one, but this is a step in the right direction.

Hello group! My intro post will be an original joke, so fair warning how funny could it possibly ...

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2019:

No, no, you're good bro! The rule here is don't complain, don't explain. 😊 Welcome aboard!

Name Something Christians say when they know they are losing an argument with an atheist.

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? *smug look*

Mueller to testify before House committees in open session on July 17, committee chairmen announce...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

The Republicans will each try to jerk Mueller off and impugn his integrity, just watch. It should be quite a show.

Read the whole set of instructions. Someone has a very creative mind.

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

My kinda mat. 🤣

Trump loses bid to halt Democratic lawsuit over foreign payments [reuters.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

A good start.

FYI... [medium.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

A good start.

US-Iran crisis: Trump lashes out at 'ignorant and insulting' statement 25 June 2019 US & Canada...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

See if you can guess who I, along with most of the world's thinking people, believe. 2 guesses.

Nail Salon's Hilariously Risqué Name Sparks Controversy and Laughs [thrillist.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

A well manicured hand job for 30 bucks is a bargain. Even in Ohio. 🤣

Oral intercourse for cunning linguists

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Some tongue in cheek humor?

The Wall ... Hollywood ...

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

I heard they voted to take it out because it was costing too much to keep replacing it since people kept fucking it up.

The master of evasion. [www-m.cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

What a fucking sniveling putz this waste of skin is. IMO, of course, but I am following the science here.

What's another word for Thesaurus? :)

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Opposite of thatsaurus.

Trump Joke of the Day Today's post is not really a joke but a funny story that was posted on ...

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Sam is exactly right.

Should churches be maid to pay taxes

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Yep.

Hello.......

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Hi! Welcome aboard.

Dyslexics Untie! Saw this for sale on my Facebook Market

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Here on Ag, dyslexics don't believe in dog.

Who knew there was help for this affliction....lol

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Was it "It's a Small World"?

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and ...

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

One of Groucho's best.

Karma is a bitch

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Ouch. Shouldn't have kicked the dog.

Beaker to replace Sanders. [breakingburgh.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Now we need Sam the eagle for secretary of defense and Statler and Waldorf on the SCOTUS. Gonzo could probably do a better job than Pompeo too.

Two Questions??

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Both my dogs were cremated. That's how I'd like to go, but I told my kids to surprise me. After I kick the bucket, they can let me walk the streets for all I care. 🤣

I recently noticed the Ditch Mitch movement has put up a billboard near one of the I-75 exits to my ...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:

He cheats and runs racist. Both play well in Kentucky.

Is this dress too short?

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Too short? I dunno, it depends what you plan to do when you wear it. 😜

The things some people believe!

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Your Christian friend : Well yeah.

Jesuit School Refuses to Fire Gay Teacher, Even After Catholic Church’s Threats | Hemant Mehta | ...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I went to a Jesuit university. Got a degree in economics. The Jesuits taught me a lot of philosophy, theology, biblical exogesis, and logic that led me first to agnosticism, then to atheism. This story checks. Plus, those guys can drink! 💙😜

Trump administration dodges questions on calls for a UN probe of tanker attacks as it struggles to ...

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Why the fuck would anyone believe this lying asshole?

Lol.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Jean Paul Perignon would agree.

She must be blind as a bat.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Some serious wood here.

In the Midnight Hour.....

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Had her by the curlies.