Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I got Betty White. I think I'm in trouble. Sadly, Stan Lee can't answer the bell. Or Judy Garland, for that matter.

Trump supporters ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

These idiots live amongst us. It's a real problem. You hear about cults and how you have to "deprogram" recovered victims. That's a lot of deprogramming, and I have no clue how to make it work. Depressing, but here we are.

If any, which 3 public figures have inspired you to make ANY change in your life that had staying ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Linus Pauling gave me the words to articulate an accurate statement of my atheism and galvanized my beliefs. Isaac Asimov inspired me to study how to write clearly, succinctly, grammatically, and above all accurately. Gene McCarthy inspired me to step up and support causes that were not, at the time, widely accepted. There are others, these come to mind right now.

Would it appease the Trump haters if a Republican beat him to the White House in 2020 and not a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I doubt it. The question is which one could beat him in the primaries who would also stand a snowball's chance in hell of winning in the general. Cruz? Rubio? Lindsey fucking Graham? This William Weld guy is not crazy lyin' batshit enough to out-twitter the talking yam. Still, the toothless horde would not be pleased.

Why Batman dumped Catwoman.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Cleaning out the litter was no box of chocolates either. Well, it was, but you know what I mean. 8-)

The orange turd claimed that the wall was necessary to stop all the drugs coming from the south.

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:

You can't wall off south Philly. The locals would tag it, jump it, and find your family. (Just kidding, Philly dudes, ok? 8-))

I wholeheartedly endorse this: "I was born with a reading list I will never finish.

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2019:

But you gotta keep trying.

I want to order a breast and thigh from Lick-a-chick.It's in Cape Breton , Nova Scotia.

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Is it boned? If not, can I handle that part?

Out of the closet after 30

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2019:

All the way openly secular since I was 21, never a single regret. Hang in there.

Bates Motel ...

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Yeah, yeah he is! LOL

I disagree with the meme.

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2019:

What about a coupon for pussy? Technically, I think that should be allowed.

Happy Father's Day..

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2019:

yuck.

7 Reasons I Hate Trump

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Just sorta scratching the surface there, yo.

"Hey Schultz, what happened here?" "I know nothing!"

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2019:

He'd be perfect. And bonus, he's *already* a Nazi. 🤣

Has any of you ever sat back and reflected upon the toll tRump has take on you personally.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2019:

You're not the only one who feels like that, not by a longshot. The worst part is seeing him get away with everything while insulting our intelligence with juvenile transparent excuses and blatant, demonstrably false, lies.

Citing Trump’s ‘character,’ D.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2019:

The BYOB Hotel. It has a ring to it, no?

Buh Bye!!!! Don't let the door hit ya on the way out.

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I know she's married, but something makes me think she's seeing somebody on the side.

Trump declines to say he would endorse Mike Pence in 2024 | Raw Story

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Oooo, Mike is going to have to up his fellatio game. Heh.

What would you call it? 🤣😂😕

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Those are CFM boots for sure.

Unbelievable! What Freaking Hypocrites! Republican blocks bill requiring campaigns to alert FBI to ...

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Sticking it to the libtards. Traitorous pricks.

Lindsey Graham repeatedly busted for lying to defend Trump’s threat to cheat in 2020 ...

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Does anyone still care what this treasonous, mincing twat has to say?

I think I see the problem! 😳 Putin says U.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

You gave Don the blue pill, da?

Why Trump won ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Amazing what propaganda can achieve.

This is true life in India - but you just have to smile and hold your breath Harrods, the very ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

At least go on the linoleum, ok? Geez.

Donald is too dumb to know the difference.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Conflation is a key strategy, insofar as there is any strategy at all per se.

The last HUGE lie exposed ... Trump & Sanders are the same person!

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

I cannot unsee that. Yuck.

Mike Pence reportedly visited his conversion therapist Thursday for a routine gay-preventative ...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

You can run, buddy, but you can't hide from your true nature.

Trump says he hopes Sarah “Lyin ass” Sanders runs for governor of Arkansas.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

As far as her marriage is concerned, I think she is seeing someone on the side. (Sorry/not sorry)

Sarah Sanders is leaving the White House [axios.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Watch out for yer ass when the door swings on the way out, and mention to your dad that he can blow me. Bye!

Hopefully, Donald Trumps last contribution to global warming will be when his great tub of lard of a...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Send him to Russia so they can embalm him and lay him out next to Lenin. They gave him to us, let's give him back to them.

EXCLUSIVE: Trump says he would listen if foreigners offered dirt on opponents [abcnews.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:

It's not surprising he thinks like this, and to be honest it's not surprising he's stupid enough to say it. What a fucking mess.

Trump says he would accept dirt on political rivals from foreign governments By Kevin Liptak, CNN...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Yeah, but evidently not impeachable, right? What in the holy fuck...

A year ago. When Fox news tells the truth... [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

He ain't quite there yet. Let's keep it that way.

Here is a nice thought....

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Is there a way we can suggest that to them? I'll do it, someone tell me how.

Thought for today... Nothing will bring you greater peace than minding your own business.

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

My dad always cited that as "the eleventh commandment".

Trump invokes executive privilege ahead of House Oversight contempt vote for Barr, Ross [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Ain't gonna work.

When the very Christian owner of the local cookie shop uses the trans pride flag to let people on ...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

A tasty cookie, but not a smart cookie.

Smashing life-size Donald Trump bust being billed as ‘stress relief’ at Chinese technology ...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

The trouble with the Chinese version, an hour after you smash the likeness, you are still pissed off.

OPTIMISTS ALL OVER THE WORLD. Post your obituary for Donald Trump here!

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

The former president died yesterday. He was given an enema after death, and will be buried in a shoebox.

As an agnostic I feel bad about telling religious types that there is no God, seeing their reaction,...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

The adults will argue with you. The kids take you at your word and grow up.

AGAIN! Trump is a threat to national security! Trump Sides With North Korea Against the CIA ...

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Any doubts (and I don't think there are many left) that this guy is a traitor are on a daily basis being erased by this sort of disloyal unAmerican behavior. On the bright side, he has the BEST disloyal unAmerican behavior and he is the BEST traitor, everybody is saying so. Jesus fucking shitballs.

Nothing to serious anyways!

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Wish we had the "rolling my eyes" reaction tag here. Good plan, though, that'll work.🙄

Iowa voter: Trump’s lies don’t change my vote for him Now what else we democrats need to ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Well, the voters put Jimmy Carter into office principally because he was seen as honest, in contrast to the corrupt Nixon catastrophe. Granted his opponent was the decidedly un-charismatic Gerald Ford, but he was running against Nixon, not Ford. And it worked. These are different times, and the propaganda has had a lot of time and plenty of media outlets to spread and metastasize, but you can effectively make a moral argument against this fucking embodiment of the seven deadly sins. And still provide a clear leadership profile and a progressive agenda. I understand that swift boating is now a standard republican tactic, but I get the feeling even the R's are getting tired of his bullshit. Especially those on the ass end of his stupid tariffs. Maybe I'm dreaming, but I don't think I am. YMMV. Lots of time between then and now.

Trump ‘more aggrieved than ever’ as he fumes over lack of recognition for his imaginary ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I've known guys like this before, I'm sure a lot of us have. Father's day is coming up. All you dads observe to see what you get when you constantly bail your sons or daughters out while simultaneously funding their horseshit and berating them to their faces.

Trump says ‘devalued’ currencies put US at a disadvantage and the Fed doesn’t have a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Kids running a fucking lemonade stand have more of a clue how markets work than this idiotic caricature of a president.

Trump Joke of the Day Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Yeah, that's him all right.

Agnostics??

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Atheist agnostic here. Don't know if there's a god, believe there isn't.

Lmao 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

When you got a big hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

"I'm tired of looking at the phone and seeing what the mental patient did".

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

The guys who don't make the cut to be in the first debate will be the ones to go first. The DNC has set cutoffs based on number of unique donors and fundraising totals - which tells you a lot about our politics, but which is also a good way to blow off the chaff. Someone came up with the idea that the strongest candidate should take the best contenders underneath him or her and ask them to be identified as cabinet members. Not a bad notion, to run as a group. But Maher is right, there are too many of them. On the bright side, there were a lot of republicans running last time, and the party captured the prize. OTOH, look who we got.

Sounds good.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I'm like Speaker Pelosi. I don't want him dead, I want him in prison.

Facebook science.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Isaac Asimov, an atheist hero of mine, said this There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge. Isaac Asimov Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/isaac_asimov_802395

“I may not be a first-rate composer, but I am a first-class second-rate composer.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

So he thinks he can waltz right in here and say that?

I am deeply pessimistic about life and when I hear the virtues of "hope" being extolled I always ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I had a bartender named Hope many years ago. And I admit, there was a certain amount of wishful thinking on my part, but we never got close to the rain dance. 8-(

I refuse to watch this one...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

The golf club is a nice touch. LOL

Trump says he's not like Nixon because he left, I will never leave.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Well Nixon didn't have all the republicans in congress lining up to blow him like you do either.

I know that I am mortal by nature, and ephemeral; but when I trace at my pleasure the winding's to ...

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I remember this guy. Sharp cookie. 8-)

That’s one thing that got me thinking. They can’t all be right so how do we know who is?

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I used this argument when I explained my atheism to my mother some 40 years ago.She was not a deep thinker, but I didn't hear much more about it after that. Until I had kids. Then we went through this again.

However you met your significant other probably has nothing on this guy. (read them in order)

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I dunno, sounds like he made a grave mistake.

George Conway, arch-troll and husband to his White House counsel Kellyanne, has wasted no time in ...

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I love that guy. He should lose the lying wife, I bet he'd be happier.

Do you have trouble finding clothes you like?

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I've never had any problems buying off the rack at Kohl's. But my style quotient is pretty low.

There are three things in the world that deserve no mercy; hypocrisy, fraud and ...

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

And pineapple on pizza. No mercy there either. LOL

Nailed it....

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Impossible to tweet in that predicament.

Thanks a lot Trump for bringing back the Nazis... [thegailygrind.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

More "fine people"?

This is too easy.

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

The buffoon president. It's sad and embarrassing.

That is a lot of responsibility. 😀

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Be a lot easier to surf the web, there's that.

Asking if there is no god, what is the purpose of life is like...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

That rings a fucking bell, am I right? 😊

Just curious. Who would not have joined this forum if it was called atheist.com?

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Oh, I'd be more inclined to join if it was atheist.com. I joined anyway.

I am playing around with a subject for an upcoming video.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Umm, you know this is a site literally named agnostic.com, right?

Catholic priest who works with kids says Pride flag was made by Satan

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

A catholic priest said this? That is shocking. I am shocked.

I definitely feel this way when I am out and about.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I dunno Oingo. Anti-vaxxers favor bringing back the old plagues. You down with that?

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Pretty obvious. Mitch is a russkie asset.

In you mind, what are you first?

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

A son and a father. My family is my identity.

Who is dumber?

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I wanted to go with Nugent, but he's not necessarily stupid, just a loudmouth bigot really. Andy Dick is just a carnival sideshow. So it boiled down to Palin vs. the talking yam, for me. I went with the one whose ignorance will do the most damage, and that's the orange twatwaffle.

It is very important that we maintain positive diplomatic and economic relations with Mexico.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Good post. I guess when you are completely ignorant about allocating scarce resources because it's never been an issue for you, the idea that demanding one thing you want will mean the occurrence of something else you do not want- maybe even more - never crosses your mind. Or in the talking yam's case, what passes for a mind. And the cultural alienation of a close ally is nothing to minimize either.

Religion in a relationship

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Sorry to double comment, but I found this after my initial response. I know your situation isn't a joke to you, but I thought *this* was funny.

Religion in a relationship

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Sometimes people will downplay the importance of their religious beliefs during the dating period, but they revert to a strong adherence when the relationship becomes more serious. That can be an issue. However, people are very different - I can envision this going either way, depending on who is involved. Hey, good luck!

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over ...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

This is shocking. 🤣

Reddit - atheism - My boyfriend is a Christian and I'm agnostic.

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Very insecure guy. Insecurity doesn't want to communicate, it either bullies or it runs away. If you want to keep it up with this kind of insecurity on the other end, well hey, your call. It's not something you can really change either. Good luck.

It pains me to block ladies. Women need to support each other.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Everyone has the occasional bad day. But there's never really a good reason to be rude.

It’s English, but not as we know it.....

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2019:

WTF?!?

Doesn’t he know the moon is part of the flat earth society

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I'd love to see him get into one of his twitter arguments defending this loopy version of alternative astronomy. Stupid asswipe.

Another self castrated gutless republican who can't even be loyal to his "best friend" due to a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Prissy, hypocritical, ball-licking putz with a taste for orange-colored shit wrapped up with the morals of a traitor and the charm of a toothless hooting lynch mob. Dickhead.

Go Fund Me -John McCain

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I'm good for a ten spot. Post the link.

Fishing saved me 🤣😂😅

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

That explains the fishnet stockings.

Am I being unreasonable?

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Well first things first, did you sneeze? Seriously, I'd smile and say something along the lines of "Hey, you know I'm an atheist, but thanks for the gesture." You can maybe change a mind or two that way. But nothing wrong with how you handled it either. At least you said something. As for the complainers, well now you know exactly who to unfriend or block.

What did you want to grow up and be as an adult when you were a pre -teen?

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I wanted Jack Paar's job. Then I wanted to be Superman. None of that panned out, unfortunately.

Hannity Says It’s ‘Despicable’ to Call for Political Opponents to Be ‘Locked Up’ ...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

These guys project more than a 32 screen movie theater.

A Pizza guy knocked my door at 10pm last night, he had a large box with the lid open, I said, I ...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Yeah, well I fell off my bike when I was 12. I'm telling you this now because we didn't have facebook back then.

Happy birthday USB: The standard turns 20, and proud inventor Ajay Bhatt tells all [pcworld.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2019:

The standard joke is when this guy dies, they will lower him into his grave, stop mid way and pull him back out, turn the coffin around, and lower him all the way.

Just wanted to post a feel good video. Cutest thing I've seen in awhile. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2019:

I saw this. Very sweet. 😊

Fight the power!

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Very realistic looking sketch, in that case. LOL

Very good question, anybody have an answer 🤣😂😅

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Enough to make a deep dish sheep dip?

Trump says he's staying 2 nights at his Irish golf resort because 'it's convenient,' not to promote ...

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This guy literally drips impeachable offenses every fucking day.

Man to his wife: If I died would you re-marry?

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Sounds like the missus is planning ahead.

A man got cornered on the street by a thief.

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Awww.

A couple of times, in the movie, "Religulous," Atheist, Bill Maher, is asked, "What if you're ...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Something along the lines of well, if you're wrong instead of me, how much of your limited time here did you waste on stupid shit?

"The measure of the state's success is that the word anarchy frightens people, while the word state ...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Wallace was way ahead of his time.

Are you married to a believer?

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I'm not married now, but even when I was, it was to a fellow non believer. We did have that in common.

Republicans start ad campaign during Fox & Friends to explain obstruction of justice to ill-informed...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

OH WOW! Not sure who funded this, but much respect. 👏😳

Who wore it better?

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I'll go with Chilly Willy.