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Guys ask why women are so pissed off.

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I knew that women took precautions, but it's sobering to see the magnitude of toxic masculine behavior and how it affects all women every day in exercises like this. Great post, timely because of current events but really there is no time dimension to it, it's always like this.

If you could get one more season of any TV show what would it be?

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Deadwood, no question.

Someone's in the dog house

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Oh Brett.

Both of the assholes that represent Texas believe that rape is OK with them.

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I'm shocked.

I was in high school at the same time.

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Yeah, you're right.

These three panels reflect millions of experiences every year.

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I remember this one. A classic.

"I don't have an attorney General.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Yeah, you're right.

I could use some words of wisdom, friends.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Overt confidence works wonders. Go into this like you own the place and keep it up. Easy to say, tough to do. If you can pull it off, you can make some changes. If you can't do it, you either change your job or change your mind. Good luck, hon.

What do you do when asked to bring dessert?

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Bread pudding never fails to impress.

Are common interests important to you?

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2018:

You gotta talk about *something*. As the relationship develops, with luck, you get more and more common interests. Not to say you both ought to have the same ones, but it helps to have a couple that you do share, and I believe it's a good thing to have a couple that you don't share.

If you want to leave a note or get a phone number of your state Senators, the link would be like the...

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2018:

They are all gonna get fleeced. And it was their idea, sort of. Thoughts and prayers.

I am entirely disgusted, Trump actually told the truth when he said 3000 people did not die in ...

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Thoughts and prayers, dickwad.

He's crusified..

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Ya know, this isn't a bad idea.

Lol that made my day :D

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Pick "Save as pdf", and you will be saved! 8-)

It's a rainy day here in western Massachusetts.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Turkey, provolone, tomato, on toast with mayo. Kosher dill pickle spear, Campbell's chicken noodle soup. And pinot grigio. Yeah. ?

How good are you at striking up conversation with a stranger?

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I seem to attract people who want to tell me all about their lives. Simple eye contact, a smile, they start taking. So no problem, really.

Anyone else want Stormy to do a police sketch of the mushroom perp?

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Uhhh, nope.

Thank you Stormy Daniels! We now can add a new description for that POS tRump: Mushroom Dick! Add ...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Mushrooms only grow on dead wood, you know.

Stupid mo-for throwing the Intel community to the wolves again to take heat off himself and is ...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2018:

When are we gonna get rid of this treasonous son of a BITCH?

Silly question: What was the story with Nike?

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2018:

For the 30th anniversary of the "Just do it." ad campaign, Nike hired QB Colin Kaepernick to be the front man for the ads. Kaepernick has been vilified by the right and by 45 for kneeling during the national anthem to protest police brutality and the general mistreatment of minorities. People have been burning their shoes, cutting Nike logos off of their apparel (stuff they already own) and are talking boycott. Nonetheless, Nike sales have surged. That's it in a nutshell.

Competition: healthy or not?

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2018:

With or without points, you're gonna get people who, in your view, post in a frivolous manner. I personally don't find it to be detrimental or distracting, but we all roll in our own lanes. Maybe the administrators can make it so the display of any points is an option you can toggle if you ask them. And honestly, I want that purple t-shirt. (Got a ways to go, however.)

Manafort's cooperation agreement [axios.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Looks pretty air tight to me. Start singing, Paulie Walnuts.

Donald Trump Can’t Stop Attacking Puerto Rico’s Death Toll [motherjones.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2018:

When you shape a society that substitutes entertainment for news, dogma for education, oligarchy for democracy, and reality show for government, this is what you get. It happened in plain sight and we all thought it would eventually be OK. It's not. It's not OK.

Does anyone else get physically ill when you see his face?

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Let me assure you, you have a lot of company, a lot of us make a retching sound at the sight of this fatuous, bloated, bigoted idiot.

What happens to your spirt / mind when you die?

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Picture what it was like before you were born. Like that.

Are you happy enough?

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Yeah, this would be great. No chronic pain, no debilitating disease, no need to worry about food or shelter, on good terms with all of my family. Yeah, I'm good to go here. I am also taking lots of pictures, because they last longer. 8-)

Daughter is getting married today. My heart is full.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Congratulations to those two crazy kids! And to you, mom, you will make a great mother-in-law and eventually a grandma, I predict. 8-)

The Robert Mueller Investigation has cost approximately $8.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2018:

I heard there was a fair number of KFC coupons left over from the campaign, too.

This ought to be one hell of an album

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I understand he sings like a canary. ?

I think it would be cool to join a lodge or the Masons or something, but they all require a belief ...

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2018:

If you have a local chapter of the Freedom from Religion Foundation, that would be an ideal place for a guy like you to start.

Are you very concerned what happens to your body after death?

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Nope.

I just had a mind blowing conversation with my fundamental christian mother.

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Oh my, that IS a breakthrough! Good on you and your mom, you both keep this up. ?

If Trump headed the Star Wars empire

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Lyin' Leia, Little Luke Skywalker and Crazy Han Solo all colluded with the Sith, why doesn't the fake news cover that?

We have raised the money and now we have Trump anti Cruz ads in Texas.

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2018:

That's beautiful! I don't think Ted is going to wrap bacon around an AK47 barrel again to fry it. I think he's going down. Kudos to David Hogg, he's got some talent in this area.

Have you had sweet moments on a first date?

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Awww, that is very sweet. Enjoy exploring your new relationship! 8-)

He is the dumbest.

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2018:

He really thinks he's getting away with this because his toothless base applauds him at his rallies.

Best one yet ?

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Can somebody turn this into an animated gif?

Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, ...

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Just because he's a coward, a liar, a cheater, and a treasonous fraud, that doesn't mean he isn't a great guy... Wait, yeah, I guess it does.

Well, at least he didn't say, "Florence is super moist and she's comin' to get ya!" [yahoo.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2018:

That's tremendously stupid, a tremendous amount of stupid.

Would you pay someone to date you?

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I don't have any idea if there's a marketplace for this service. Where would you even look? Hey, if you are out of ideas, give this a shot. You can always never do it again if it turns bad on you, and you can bail on any given engagement. Someone told me this once, and I just pass it along: However you think something is gonna be, it ain't gonna be like that. Good luck, hon.

Cheerful Survivor

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Awww, that'll make anybody happy. Unfortunately, I was deflowered quite a while ago. ?

Music or no music during sex?

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Which ever one works at the time.

Listening to Trump's taped conversation with Woodward this morning from before the book was out - he...

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2018:

With Putin, it was hard to talk with his mouth full.

These are the ones that support 45. Lately even Fox news has been sharing some anti 45 news.

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Blues despair and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery... If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Blues despair and agony on me. ??

What do you guys think.

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2018:

My sympathy for losing your mom, that's always tough. As for the JW's conflation of various mythical entities, remember that it doesn't have to make sense in order to be horseshit. This is a good example of that phenomenon.

Where were you on 9/11?

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I was at my desk, working, here in Cary NC. I remember it was a beautiful day, clear skies, bright sunshine. They put it on every screen in every conference room, and I remember noone said a word as we watched the horror unfold.

I think we should offer an all expense paid vacation to Cadet Bone Spurs and his bootlicking ...

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Good time to surf too, trumpsters, don't believe the fake news!

Detroit News: Survey: Trump hurting Michigan GOP candidates [detne.ws]

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Good news.

While in your teens did you see your current age as old?

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Yep. Truth be told, I never expected to make it much past 50. At 65, I can't tell how old anyone under 40 is.

Don't think of it as a midterm election think of it as a courtesy flush!! VOTE.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2018:

A Roto-Rooter election!

I was face painting at a church last night (didn't burn up in there, lol) and this girl asked for a ...

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2018:

I can picture it painted on a kid's face now: a cross, and below it these words in quotation marks, "Hey Judas, I can see your house from up here!"

· Yesterday, September 8, 2018 was a very special day for me and Dan.

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Oh man, that is just so sweet! Please accept my compliments and wishes for many happy years of attachment. ?❤️

[nymag.com] WH considers 45 an idiot, but almost all smart Americans do.

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2018:

This is what we've come to, openly discussing that the president is a moron (not whether he is). We have got to straighten this shit out.

People often talk about raising children with an open mind, letting them make their own decisions ...

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Kids do not listen to what you say, but they watch every thing you do. If you model the behavior you'd like them to emulate and stand ready to answer questions -- *when asked* -- you are doing your job. If you try to discourage any beliefs, you most probably engender the opposite effect than you want. It's not easy.

Definately

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Oooo, that cuts a little close to the bone. 8-)

Correlation between success of relationships/friendships and region you're from?

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2018:

It seems you are dealing with a limited sample size. I'm not sure that the region of the country, or world for that matter, that you come from affects how successful your relationships are. It may impact how long people stay together, but that in and of itself is not necessarily a sign of a successful relationship. Having said that, I've never had a long term relationship with anyone from the same part of the country as I am. They all came from different regions.

How do you like, or do, your potatoes?

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2018:

You oughta taste my potato salad. Redsking potatoes, skin on.

the team is important, no time to be selfish.

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Lay down for something, even if it costs you everything! Just do it!

Admit it, buddy, you're pissed that a popular president popped up (any place/time) and received so ...

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2018:

You know, the tradition is for the sitting president not to comment on his predecessors too. How come you didn't mention that Pence, you pious, hypocritical butt-plug?

My apologies in advance.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2018:

That's a ballsy post, Snick, I love it!

Funny that he says they were his honest reactions.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2018:

What a refreshingly honest young man! It's encouraging that he's a part of our future. 8-)

I’ve just had my very first conversation with a stranger who is an atheist.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Blow it off. Consider it a look at one way you don't want to be.

[nyti.ms] I really should not read the paper.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Ouch. This contrasts with the right wing echo chamber where the talking yam is revered as the second coming, and national policy takes a back seat to "owning the libtards".

What is your favorite place you've ever lived?

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Denver, CO. My first 5 years out of grad school, I was young, single, in a big city, had good jobs, found a wife, my daughter was born there, trout fishing in mountain lakes above 10,000 feet, disco was in full swing, great bars, real Mexican food, bought my first house. I lived there from 1976 to 1987. Still miss those days.

What's the weirdest euphemism you've ever heard?

zeuser comments on Sep 7, 2018:

A, uh, friend of mine uses the term "furniture" when discussing transactions related to certain controlled agricultural products. "Hey, I am going to look at some nice furniture. Do you want me to pick something up for you?"

What do you do better than anyone else?

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Fart. If I eat a steak with a milkshake, or eggplant, or black-eyed peas and greens.... It's like a super power.

The burners, and not in the good sense.

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Beautiful, but it's so easy to drag dumbshits. I'm not saying it isn't fun, but a regretful kind of fun.

What is your current guess for how long before we are rid of tRump?

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2018:

If the house flips, late 2019. If the house and Senate flips, early 2019. If neither flip, 2020.

I have been posting this around in a couple of places, what do you think What is it going to take...

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Well, yeah. But how? The people who can do it, won't.

How do you deal with nosy people?

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2018:

If I don't know who they are, I look at it as an opportunity to exercise my creativity. I make up extravagant lies, and start asking personal questions. YMMV I do amuse m'self. Heh.

MONETIZING MY POSTS AND COMMENTS - I'm enjoying posting to these boards but it occurs to me ...

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2018:

Nice try. Here's a tip, add nudity.

Any tips regarding self-employment?

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2018:

Make sure you have enough in the bank to pay the bills when things get slow. Keep detailed records of all transactions. Keep your personal and business finances separate. Your reputation is your business, don't let anyone or anything, including yourself, stain it in any way. Do not underprice your products or services. And take care of yourself, you are looking at long hours.

Dealbreakers: Friends and Partners

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2018:

My friends can sleep with whoever they want. So can my partner, just once or until I find out.

How do you relax?

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2018:

I've always enjoyed tossing one or two back at the local pub with my pals. I like a bowl and music on the back porch. I can get lost in a good novel. I am about a month away from getting a doggie, that works wonders. Pocket billiards can be very zen. Good luck, partner.

It goes without saying you can't change the past .

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2018:

It's a legitimate question, but you gotta consider what would've happened on the alternate timeline: good people who you likely would not have met, nasty people who you would have otherwise avoided, other mistakes you would have made instead, strengths you would never develop, weaknesses that might not otherwise have persisted. It's an interesting thought experiment, ultimately it can only cause you self doubt. You live your life, you take the chances, you get some stuff right, you screw other things up, it's human existence. There are no do overs, and ya know, I'm cool with that. ?

What is your biggest fear?