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Canadian, eh?

May 5, 2021May 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

A down to earth lesson on Geography.

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General & Hellos

May 3, 2021May 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

Most people are respectful of social distancing but there are always a few that need to be prodded.

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General & Hellos

May 2, 2021May 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

Afterall, we have to think of the economy and profits first.

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Food Glorious Food

Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

This was so Cheesy that I just had to share it, directions are on the package.

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Music, Movies & Books

Mar 25, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

It's always 5 o'clock somewhere when you are burning the candle at both ends.

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Just for Laughs

Feb 25, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

They don't make B movies like that anymore.

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Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 12, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

One of the lesser known Greek philosophers, he gave us the adage. 'That's good enough' and 'We can fix that later'.

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jan 24, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

What a Wonderful Obituary - Everybody dies but not everyone truly lives. Margaret Marilyn DeAdder, professional clipper of coupons, baker of cookies, terror behind the wheel, champion of the underdog, ruthless card player, and self-described Queen ...

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Trump Pinata

Jan 22, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

That a homophobe like Orangeman would choose the Gay Anthem for his send off is so ironic that it is laughable.

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Mental Health Support

Dec 25, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Has anyone else taken the NAMI course for people who have friends or family that are struggling with mental health issues? My sister is manic depressive and a shut in, my brother has schizophrenia - amazingly I am the half way normal person in my ...

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Just for Laughs

Dec 10, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

You know, he's half right.

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Posts

Oct 5, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Too Cute! :)

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Star Trek fans

Aug 18, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Star Trek, always a beautiful series to watch.

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jul 26, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Do you ever notice how ME is wide awake and looking pretty hot I might add but the rest of the imaginary friends seem to be asleep at the wheel.

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jul 21, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

'm guessing one of those crossbreed cats.

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Gardeners

May 23, 2020May 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

What a great way to repurpose an old school bus. Turn it into a mobile garden and it would be even better as an aquaponic garden.

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Posts

May 2, 2020May 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Isn't it Amazing that the very people who fret about putting enough change in the parking meter because they are worried about getting a $10 parking ticket are the very same people who think fuck it, it's a nice day and I am going to go hang out with...

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Paleontology, Archeology, and Anthropology

Apr 10, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Life and Death, still the same after 4,000 years.

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COVID-19

Mar 28, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

The more I read about the response to the COVID-19 Crisis in the USA the more I worry about my American friends and family down there in Trumplandia.

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COVID-19

Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

We're all cooped up at home for the most part and the news is so crazy and dank that it can make you glum. Here are a few to make you chuckle and smile for a change.

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Trump Pinata

Mar 22, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Ain't that the Truth but he did have some help from his bankster friends, the religitards from the Xstian Right and the Koch Brothers, it's not like he was bright enough to pull it off by himself.

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General & Hellos

Mar 18, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

Who else is self isolating through this COVID-19 pandemic? My wife and I returned from Florida to our home in Canada, 14 days ago, as a result we spent the last 2 weeks self isolating and it was actually a pretty good experience. Anybody else or is...

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COVID-19

Mar 17, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

The Province of Ontario in Canada, which is where I live, has implemented a State of Emergency that by law can last 14 days with the option of a renewal of 14 extra days. Most public spaces are now closed and private enterprises will probably follow...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Nov 9, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Oh that religious crazy train just keeps rolling along, even though it went off the tracks a long time ago. In the ongoing crusade to control female sexuality we get this sort of craziness.

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Trump Pinata

Jun 14, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Poor Melania, she made her bed and now she has to lie in it, with a midget that likes golden showers.

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jun 11, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

The time and resources wasted on these clubs for an imaginary friend.

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

May 4, 2019May 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

'Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street, from my window I'm staring while my coffee grows cold.'

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Canadian, eh?

Apr 2, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

There is a slow motion train wreck occurring to the south of our border in Canada and we are aware of it and we have said little to date about it. Much like having a neighbour with domestic problems, you are concerned but you don't really feel it's ...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Mar 24, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

11:11 am on Sunday morning and so far I have managed to maintain self control, the day is but young. ;)

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General & Hellos

Mar 23, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Because everyday is Atheist Day! :)

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Mar 3, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Electric bike rentals is what my wife and I have come up with as a seasonal business venture. We have the opportunity to be dealers for 3 different electric bike manufacturers and we felt the best way to sell these bikes would be by renting them out...

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Politics

Feb 27, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

When you place a series of economic sanctions on a country that chokes off it's food suppy and other basic services but then offer humanitarian aid in an attempt to secure a regime change for your economic benefit, is it really charity?

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Feb 12, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

When was the last time you saw a group of kids just goofing around with their friends, playing in the street without their phones? As a kid, the moment I had finished breakfast and my chores it was go outside and play, come back for lunch and then ...

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Generation X

Feb 11, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Our generation may well be the last generation to actually play outside, with our friends, without supervision or parental oversight. 'Go outside and play with your friends but be home before the street lights come on' would be considered child ...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jan 28, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Therein lies wisdom. ;)

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

A bunch of perverted, fundamentalist xstians want to make people pay to watch porn on the internet and then use that money to pay for their completely perverted wall. Don't they realize that there would be no internet without internet porn? ...

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Canadian, eh?

Jan 11, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Mexico is one of my favourite destinations when the cold wind blows and the snow piles up. The nice thing about it besides the beautiful weather is that for the most part you don't run into the kind of Americans that are unpleasant because they ...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jan 5, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

As a lifelong gardener this third option really appeals to me, from empty shell to compost and if my surviving friends and family want to have a party with a picture of me as a remembrance than that's fine too. How would you like to have your body ...

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Trump Pinata

Dec 13, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

This is funny as fuck and I don't even like this evil bitch.

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Tell Me Your Dreams

Dec 11, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Sometimes dreams can leave you tired in the morning. Last night had me climbing into the mountains on a hike with my wife and some friends to a chalet overlooking a lake. It took a while to reach the cabin so I jumped the dream forward a bit to cut...

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Canadian, eh?

Nov 30, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Canada is a proud nation but not a loud nation. British newspaper salutes Canada . . . this is a good read. It is funny how it took someone in England to put it into words...... Salute to a brave and modest nation - Kevin Myers , 'The Sunday ...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Nov 18, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Ah, the Frenchman, he has that je ne c'est quoi that Anglo women just adore.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Nov 9, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I'm willing to bet this is the coolest thing you hear today and it was taped at a backyard bbq. :O

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Generation X

Oct 29, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Here's a T-shirt for all those Gen-Xers that get the feeling they are being sucked into the black hole that Boomers create wherever they go. :D

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Tell Me Your Dreams

Oct 29, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I dreamed of Bermuda again, we lived there for 7 years and it is only 23 sq mi in area so I know the island very well but this is a stylized version of Bermuda for my dreams and I revisit it from time to time. We were staying at a resort Pink Beach ...

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Oct 28, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

An oldie but a goodie, cool costumes too.

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Canadian, eh?

Oct 23, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I can't believe that I used to listen to these guys but a bit of nostalgia just the same. The Coronet Hotel. :D

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Canadian, eh?

Oct 19, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Have you noticed how excited your American friends are about pot legalization in Canada compared to your Canadian friends? :D

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Anthropology and Archaeology

Oct 10, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

It's always fascinating to me when we unearth our ancient history.

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Trump Pinata

Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Canadians know that most Americans are the sorts of people that we are happy to call friends and even our southern Cousins; we all started off as British Colonies before you decided to follow your own path. Here's a letter to the editor from one ...

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Food Glorious Food

Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I grew up with friends in Little Italy in Toronto and this reminds me of some of their grandmas. Those old women were always dressed in black with heavy nylons and sensible black shoes but man could they cook up a storm and they were super critical...

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Canadian, eh?

Aug 27, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I just picked up this book at the library, it's an animated story, basically a hardcover comic book for adults but it proposes an interesting scenario. The US destroys their own environment in the future and perpetrates a false flag against their ...

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Music, Movies & Books

Aug 24, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

You may be cool but you are never going be Batman playing the drums with Spock Cool.

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EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY

Aug 19, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Ever go through your old pics and find something from way back when that just makes your jaw drop? This pic was taken in Vancouver's Chinatown back in 1996, the woman on my right is my mother and the woman on my left I had just started dating. I had...

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Full Time RVers, Van Living, and Boat Living

Aug 19, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I like to map out our travels and reviewing some of our trips I spotted this map for our travels in 2011 - it was our busiest year by a long shot. We retired from our home in Bermuda, flew to Toronto to drop of the few belongings we hadn't sold in a ...

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Trump Pinata

Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

He may be a lazy son of a bitch but at least he managed to find time to look after his friends. btw you're not one of his friends

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Tell Me Your Dreams

Aug 8, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I've been considering making another trip back to the Caribbean to see if there are any worthwhile construction projects for me to consider. Last nights dream would indicate that it would be a wasted trip. I dreamed I was on an island that was a ...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Aug 6, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Okay, listen up please! I am running my election platform past you bunch of malcontents and ingrates because you are the finest bunch of quick witted assholes that I can assemble in one place on a moments notice. (that might be taken as a ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jul 21, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Everything is going upscale these days, competition must be stiff/

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Music, Movies & Books

Jul 16, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I was thinking about what a twisted freak show the White House has become, riddled with scandal, sexual misconduct, lack of respect for old friends and allies but cuddling up to old enemies like they were old friends. The lines of this song came to ...

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Religion & Spirituality

Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I just love being an Atheist! I've been up for 5 hours and watered the lawn, chatted with my friends in half a dozen time zones, made breakfast and I'm still in my pajamas on a Sunday morning.

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Relax Dude, you're rolling them too tight.

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FEATHERED FRIENDS

Jul 12, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

A pair of Goldfinches are enjoying themselves eating up the pests on my sunflowers this morning.

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Love & Relationships

Jul 9, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I'm not really sure who caught who and who got duped.

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Music, Movies & Books

Jul 8, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Elvis Costello just confirmed that he has cancer and will not be performing for the foreseeable future, let's hope this talented and prolific artist gets better and continues to do what he loves by creating music.

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 30, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Maybe I'm wrong and maybe there is a hell. If that's true it will sure be nice to see all my old friends again. :)

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General & Hellos

Jun 25, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

13 years today since my beautiful wife and I said 'I DO' in front of some family and friends and more than 20 years since I said 'We're best friends already, let's see how far this can go' and she said 'Okay but you have to keep your underwear on'. ...

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Gardeners

Jun 23, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

My wife loves to research home improvement projects on Pinterest and she decided she wanted to make some concrete stepping stones for the little forest grove at the front of our property instead of buying. She invited a couple of her girlfriends ...

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Politics

Jun 20, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

GOP attacks Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid in latest budget. It's not like George Carlin didn't warn you this was coming, they want you old, broke and sick because they want everything and they'll get it too.

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 12, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Who else remembers being told to 'turn off that idiot box and go outside and play with your friends, be back by the time the street lights come on and don't make me have to call you in'? Why did this go out of fashion? I almost never see kids playing...

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Family & Parenting

Jun 12, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Who else remembers being told to 'turn off that idiot box and go outside and play with your friends, be back by the time the street lights come on and don't make me have to call you in'? Why did this go out of fashion? I almost never see kids ...

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Love & Relationships

Jun 10, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Sometimes what you are looking for is right in front of you but you just can't see it. This how it was for me and my wife, we were good friends so I never considered her as a lover. Finally had my eyes opened one night and the rest is history. ...

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 5, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Atheism because it just feels better. :)

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Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 3, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

It's a bugs life.

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Gardeners

May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

This is from a friends post yesterday in Newfoundland, Canada. She's an avid gardener as well but I don't think that she will be planting anything just yet. You just gotta love the Newfies, they have such a tough environment to live in but they ...

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Health & Happiness

May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

LINKLow-Carb Alcohol – Visual Guide to the Best and the Worst Drinks – Diet Doctor

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General Forum

Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Do birthdays make any sense if you are an Atheist? I grew up without birthdays because my mother was a member of the JW cult, so they are not a part of my childhood. I didn't celebrate my birthday until I was 18 and that was a horror show because my...

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