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4 days ago4d

Posted by ArtemisDivine
Good afternoon, all! It's been awhile. I have four more semesters left of school and I will be more present. I did find this gem of a meme today and wanted to share.
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Silly, Random & Fun
4 weeks ago4w

Posted by Apunzelle
ME: I remember being 6 years old, and my father would give us beer in little bathroom Dixie cups. Those were the days. 😂🍺 FRIEND: I hope you aren’t carrying on that tradition with Kyle! (My son, who’s 11.) ME: No way. I give him vodka. ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
4 weeks ago4w

Posted by Apunzelle
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, heathens. ☘️
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Just for Laughs
Feb 17Feb 17

Posted by TimothySkaggs
My funny childish drawling of Frankenstein's monster
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Memes R Us
Nov 6, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Hages
The Face You Make...
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Just for Laughs
Oct 27, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by TimothySkaggs
I was feeling goofy
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 2, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by holykoolaid
Animated Bible Myths is back after four years.
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Introverts Unite!
Sep 22, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by GoodMan
LINK15 Funny Tweets Every Introvert Will Appreciate | HuffPost Life
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Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 7, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Khataphract
He is doing a sploot.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 4, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by joeymf86
My tongue fell out again!
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Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 4, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Apunzelle
We’re spending the week at the beach in South Carolina. Isaias passed through last night and left a storm surge in its wake. Some folks drew in the sand that washed up on our property. We woke up to these works of art this morning. 😂
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jul 11, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Apunzelle
People thanking god for surviving 6 months of 2020.
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Silly, Random & Fun
May 16, 2020May 2020

Posted by Amzungu
LINKThe word shit - YouTube
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Silly, Random & Fun
May 5, 2020May 2020

Posted by holykoolaid
So butt hole sunning to charge your prana life force energy is apparently a thing now...
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Religion & Spirituality
Apr 28, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Apunzelle
I just saw this post in an otter group I’m part of on Facebook. I expected the comments to be full of vile. Nope. Instead of deleting this post, which you know is causing major butt hurt, the admins are deleting the vile comments — and will ban ...
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Religion & Spirituality
Apr 27, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by FSMLion
My view on Jesus:
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Feline Fanatics
Apr 4, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by FSMLion
When there’s no more food..
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Politics
Apr 1, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by FSMLion
The Real Virus!
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Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 30, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Apunzelle
“My mom always told me I wouldn’t amount to anything lying on the sofa ... and yet here I am, saving the world.” 😂
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Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 6, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Apunzelle
When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus, but you don’t want to give up the dream ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 30, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Apunzelle
When a demon comes to claim your soul and take you to the underworld, but you end up having a lot in common. 😄
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Conservative Atheists
Jan 16, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by ArtemisDivine
This meme has evolved into something I find very humourous....enjoy!
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General & Hellos
Jan 8, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by 1EarthLovingGal
The new vlog is up!
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Feline Fanatics
Dec 18, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by FSMLion
I can never get tired of this commercial..
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Just for Laughs
Dec 12, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Mimee
It's funny how some songs that play in your head are sometimes echoes of your thoughts. A few years back I finally made up my mind to leave my X, but yet hadn't told him formally ( we both knew of course that the marriage was over). Music has always...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 5, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Apunzelle
Why couldn’t I find a good exorcism when I was painting my house? 😅
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Trump Pinata
Nov 30, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by FSMLion
I know this is kinda dated but still makes me laugh! (And I’m a Pats fan lol)
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Humour, Fun, Chuckles, Laughs, or Cutes, From Everywhere.
Nov 23, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Mimee
Hi everyone! A beautiful lazy Sunday morning here and I'm still contemplating coffee....life's lazy moments are some of the sweetest because I'm uaually rushing about like a headless chicken all week :) Wishing you all some lovely lazy moments!
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Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 19, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by FSMLion
Why can’t my weed cost this much?? 🤣
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Feline Fanatics
Nov 19, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by FSMLion
Too funny. It’s actually a real book! I better not find it in Picollo’s toy basket 🙃
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Introverts Unite!
Nov 18, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Apunzelle
As an introvert and loner, this is my love ideal. 😄
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Quotes
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by FSMLion
“To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for the existence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably far more. At least in the case of UFOs there have been countless taped and filmed and, by the way, unexplained ...
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Feline Fanatics
Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by FSMLion
I was watching MNF the other night and couldn’t believe my eyes when a cute jet black cat was running around the end zone with full commentary! If you haven’t seen the clip here it is:
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Memes R Us
Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Vile
Go, Keith, Go...
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Sexual Deviants
Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by DoDapper
Build-a-bear on some kinky humor. (Boo for the Halloweekend. What a creepy time to poke back at this.)
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Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Vile
LINKAn Objective Mind
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Politics
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Happy_Killbot
This is an ( exceptionally ) ironic joke but sometimes I have conversations with people that make me think this is actually what people are thinking.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 15, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by FSMLion
Num num num 😋
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 2, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by WeaZ
Farting Preacher 2... Comment your fav. “Meme” like religious video.
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Religion & Spirituality
Sep 30, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by nogod4me
"We should always be prepared so as never to err to believe that what I see as white is black, if the hierarchical Church defines it thus." - Ignatius of Loyola (the founder of the Jesuits) “Those who control what young people are taught, ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 29, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by FSMLion
Sunday Fun Day 🐱 🐈 🦁
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Pet pictures and discussion
Sep 27, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by FSMLion
My baby girl Pazza (“Crazy Girl” in Italian) discovering a new friend last night..
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Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 25, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Rob48
What's the silliest thing that ever occurred while you were "making love"? In my case, during my junior year of college, we students had to attend an extended weekend living off the land at "Camp Wapalanne" (pronounced Wop-A-LON-eee) in New ...
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General & Hellos
Sep 21, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by 1EarthLovingGal
New video out tonight!
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Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 19, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by FSMLion
HOMER, Alaska: Pastafarian prayer opens meeting. A pastor wearing a colander on his head offered the opening prayer on behalf of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to open a local government meeting in Alaska, the latest blessing from a ...
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Trump Pinata
Sep 18, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by nogod4me
Lasts Longer Than You Want It To! ...That's an understatement!
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Quotes
Sep 17, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by FSMLion
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.. Then it dawned on me they’re cramming for their final exam” -George Carlin
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Pro Gun Rights
Sep 16, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by ArtemisDivine
I heard that in Ron White's voice in my head...Hahahaha
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Feline Fanatics
Sep 14, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Apunzelle
“No, I don’t want to come to your dog’s birthday party ... freak. “My cat is getting married that weekend.” 😂
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General & Hellos
Sep 13, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by 1EarthLovingGal
Finally got around to posting an introduction video on my YouTube.
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General & Hellos
Sep 11, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by ownworstenemy
Daughter: Why is that boy wearing a dress? Son: It's not a dress, it's a... Daughter: A transgender? Dad: No, it's not a transgender hon, it's a kilt. They're called kilts...
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Memes R Us
Sep 3, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by surrealhoax
I dunno you, but I just saved a whole buncha money by ... not doing this right here.
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Conservative Atheists
Aug 31, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by ArtemisDivine
Some late night Facebooking resulted in this....Good Morning my peeps!
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Feline Fanatics
Aug 1, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by FSMLion
Interesting..
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General & Hellos
Jul 22, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Apunzelle
“The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.” 😂
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Feline Fanatics
Jul 21, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by FSMLion
Agnostic Cat Meme of DA DAI 🐱
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General & Hellos
Jul 20, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by FSMLion
Flying Spaghetti Monster lol
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General & Hellos
Jul 19, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by FSMLion
This made me laugh. Happy Friday everyone!
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Feline Fanatics
Jul 19, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by FSMLion
I like what this little guy is saying lol
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Conservative Atheists
Jul 13, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by ArtemisDivine
More than the usual funny memes going around
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Conservative Atheists
Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by ArtemisDivine
Bahahhahahha
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General & Hellos
Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by FSMLion
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns.
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Carolina Club
Jul 8, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Apunzelle
Hi from the Lake Norman area in NC. 😎
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Introverts Unite!
Jul 6, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Apunzelle
Truth for us introverts. 😂
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Memes R Us
Jun 21, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Kynlei
Oh my god look...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jun 7, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by AirForceRN1
POLLHere is the sarcastic joke of today? YES! Would You Marry President Donald Trump, If He Looked Like This? NO! Would You Marry President Donald Trump, If He Looked Like This? MAYBE! Would You Marry President Donald Trump,...
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Legalize Cannabis Nationwide/Worldwide
Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by 1EarthLovingGal
My favorite parody.
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General & Hellos
May 31, 2019May 2019

Posted by Carla_Jones
POLLIsn't Satan the good guy?
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General & Hellos
May 30, 2019May 2019

Posted by 1EarthLovingGal
So glad these folks aren’t my neighbors!
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Legalize Cannabis Nationwide/Worldwide
May 29, 2019May 2019

Posted by 1EarthLovingGal
When I say I’m wearing my underwear for a “special occasion”. (Except it’s bud)
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General & Hellos
May 14, 2019May 2019

Posted by SCJohn
If only all religious people abided by this...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 11, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by TonyAndrews
Get 'em while they're hot!
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 21, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by phxbillcee
Carlton Draught - Beer Chase
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 12, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by AntaresRose
What is a zoo dog?
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 10, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Jez3
Oh so true !
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 7, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by hankster
Funny words.... funny Bible words... with all the thees and thous and thusforths, there's a lot of funny Bible words. I always thought the word beseech was funny.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 5, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by GipsyOfNewSpain
There are a lot of Dance Lessons in this Video...
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Philosophy & Meaning
Feb 2, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by freeofgod
If you missed it the first time RELIGULOUS is replaying on HBO. Well worth watching imo.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 26, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by SkotlandSkye
Sometimes the answer is RIGHT there.....
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 22, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by joeymf86
Jesus Scares
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 22, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by GipsyOfNewSpain
I did tried to keep it to Myself but... I want to see the DNA Results!
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 17, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by altschmerz
THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving ...
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Love & Relationships
Dec 22, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by McWalsoft
POLLDo you ever have Significant Others (SO) get upset with you for not taking their side in an argument with a 3rd party? Ex. Mary (your SO) is in an argument with Neil Degrasse Tyson about the earth being flat. Mary is a wonderful person in all other ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 7, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by LibrePenseur
Okay, one more
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Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Benthoven
Chemistry isn't science, it's baking… with the potential for a bang.
3 comments
Love & Relationships
Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by SkotlandSkye
Ain’t it the truth....
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Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 27, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by BeeHappy
Thanksgiving leftovers!!
3 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 22, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by whiskywoman
Old joke made currant
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Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 22, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by onlyif
HAPPY THANKSGIVING. ??
2 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 16, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by MsDemeanour
It's not monty python but it aint bad
4 comments
Religion & Spirituality
Nov 8, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by astrnelis
LINKGermany: Not enough proof for flying spaghetti monster
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Music, Movies & Books
Nov 7, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lorajay
This song is hilarious. I'm not a fan of the singers voice though.
2 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 27, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Blue-eyes
Random funny video.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 24, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by genessa
I mentioned orson bean in a comment on a post elsewhere on this site and in my comment i sort of indicated that i might tell y'all a joke i heard bean tell on tv well over half a century ago. i think now is as good a time as any. needless to say i ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 17, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
Epic Design Fails That Will Make You Cringe
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 12, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by CS60
Please forgive me, but yeah
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 11, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by whiskywoman
Poor earnie
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
(Sorry for the 'blonde' descriptor in these, but some of these are hilarious!) ??The Funniest Blonde Moments In Game Show History!??(PART 1)?? ??The Funniest Blonde Moments In Game Show History!??(PART 2)??
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Rabbittarius
What's a love life? I see people talking about it... Is it like when your cat is hungry, so they're really affectionate, then when you feed them they want nothing to do with you?
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by shy-atheist
Atheistic comedy ???
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