A pastor told me today that he is sorry that I have not felt the love of god. Pastor, I am the one who is sorry.
I'm sorry you believe a god who does not seem interested in loving everyone.
I'm sorry you feel the need to apologize for this "all ...
Foxonaut
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Foxonaut
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I found love on Agnostic.com! We went from "We'll probably never meet because of the distance but it's cool to have online friends" to "Oh my god we absolutely have to be together". We met irl for the first time last weekend but we've been talking on...
Fearlessfreep
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Fearlessfreep
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There is no agnostic vs. atheist! The peeve I have...
silvereyes
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silvereyes
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God hates porn?
VictoriaNotes
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VictoriaNotes
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I have a master's degree
I was born to my parents, in an apartment, in Tacoma, WA. The same apartment I'd spend the rest of my childhood living in. I moved out shortly after 19. The apartment was run down, and the walls were covered in mold, ...
nutrition_nerd
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nutrition_nerd
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10 of my favorite Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes:
because he's just so quotable
1. The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.
2. We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. ...
silvereyes
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silvereyes
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Fellow agnostics, how do you feel about believers joining?
Draco
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Draco
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This explains it. Lol.
yogafan108
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yogafan108
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How comfortable are you with the word "Atheist" ?
Chris90045
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Chris90045
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A toast to Stephen Hawking. Such a great contributer to the world. Here are some of his awesome quotes:
1. Intelligence is the ability to change and adapt.
2. Perfection simply doesn't exist.....Without imperfection, neither you nor I would ...
silvereyes
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silvereyes
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How do you deal with Door-knockers?
Nicsnort
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Nicsnort
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Some site updates
1. Doing some tests on mobile main page to simplify it and make it easier to click on things. Some members said the links were too small to click so they're buttons. Also, we've never been happy with the small post form on ...
Admin
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Admin
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Recent site updates!
Wow, it's been a while since we summarized new features so here goes!
Alerts for comments of members you follow – If you want to be notified when someone you follow makes a comment, you can toggle that alert on your...
Admin
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Admin
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HELL EXPLAINED
BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared ...
Tecolote
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Tecolote
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I really like this come back.
Dida
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Dida
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A guy with “good Christian values” who is “a child of God” looking for a calm, feminine woman was bothered that I declined him on Match. I said we would be happier with partners who shared our core values and preferences, and my being a ...
UUNJ
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Posted in Singles/Mingle/Chat group
UUNJ
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Last night I was out with The Phoenix Atheists Meetup group at a local restaurant. Somebody walking by dropped a note on our table proving the existence of GOD, Asking us to look at our thumbprint and complete with references to bible verses. The ...
GeorgeRocheleau
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GeorgeRocheleau
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Episode 3 of "Stupid things Christians say to me"
A coworker and I were discussing the circumstances that had resulted in another employee being escorted out of the facility and told to not come back.
I mentioned that she had been inappropriate...
Crimson67
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Crimson67
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Oh my, God!
DoDapper
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DoDapper
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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Kassandra
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Kassandra
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I’ve experienced this: “But you’re ethical, so how can you not believe in God?”
UUNJ
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Posted in Singles/Mingle/Chat group
UUNJ
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I must admit I am extremely appreciative that on this forum I have been able to vent about my grief of losing Vincent without being flooded by prayers and God statements, and people trying to make me convert. Vincent's family gave him a mostly ...
AprilLynn
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AprilLynn
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New Activity Stats Report
If you look near the "What's on your mind?" section on the main page, you'll see a button with a chart icon and an number. This will show some site activity stats. We get a lot of questions about how many members we...
Admin
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Admin
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I am going through a very rough patch in my life right now. It seems to be one thing after another, starting with separating from my husband of 21 years. I am not generally a high stress person; but, when a bunch of things pile on at once, it takes ...
Joanne
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Joanne
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are you afraid of death?
DavidDeLa89
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DavidDeLa89
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My newest Instagram follower claims to be a Bitcoin billionaire and lover of God.
UUNJ
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Posted in Singles/Mingle/Chat group
UUNJ
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Too much, just right or not enough?
I've decided to try the whole online dating thing again and put this disclaimer on my profile (not here, this isn't a date site for me).
"Disclaimer: If "GOD" is anywhere on your profile or is something you ...
Crimson67
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Crimson67
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There are MORE than two but... This is for sure!
LetzGetReal
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LetzGetReal
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So I had my account on another website 'permanately suspended' because I had the audacity to post something about Jesus not doing shit. I was notified that the post was "judgemental" and that is why my account was suspended. Even though I got ...
BearsNPenn
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BearsNPenn
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But I like been a cuntasaurus !!!
@glennlab thank u for the link sir , all 7 mugs arrived and shipped to my best friends . I have 3 left here , mine of course , scott s , my gay best friend ( oh he can definitely be a fabulous cuntasaurus !, too ...
Pralina1
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Posted in The Escapees- - Hide here! group
Pralina1
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That time you read a Match profile and find the guy truly attractive and interesting until the last line...”Looking for a Godly woman to share all the gift God has set before us.” 😕
UUNJ
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Posted in Singles/Mingle/Chat group
UUNJ
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The 7 Godly Sins
VictoriaNotes
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VictoriaNotes
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If there really was a God, he'd create some better Christian rock bands.
Duke
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Duke
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This morning my doorbell rang. Anyone who knows me, knows that we use the back door, so I know it's a stranger. And since I use this door so infrequently, I forget that I have a peephole. Anyway, I opened the door, and it's two men in dress shirts ...
GinaMaria
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GinaMaria
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I swear, I can't stand it when people try to tell me that this country (USA) was founded upon Christian principles. NO IT WASN'T!!! They never said that! In fact, they never wanted religion to be involved in politics. However, nowadays, they march ...
CatiValti23
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CatiValti23
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So..Stephen Hawking died. It's pretty sad across the board. Smarter than I'll ever be.
Of course, like an idiot I read the comments. Half of the comments are people admiring his work, regretting his loss, generally being somber but also ...
Ersomething
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Ersomething
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Do people take "Here for community" seriously? Do people even look in profiles to see what the person is looking for or not looking for?
I get the impression that a lot of members think this is exclusively a dating site and everyone is looking ...
graceylou
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graceylou
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What would you say to God if when you died you were faced with him?
DiablitaRoja
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DiablitaRoja
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A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his dog bounds into the living room and plonks a dead rabbit at his feet!
The thing is very dead, its fur all mangled and filthy and as he peers at it he realizes it's his neighbour's pet rabbit.
...
RichieO
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Posted in Just for Laughs group
RichieO
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“Do not pray for an easy life, acquire the strength to endure a difficult one”- Bruce Lee
silvereyes
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silvereyes
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Boyfriend is agnostic, I'm an atheist. How to cope with disagreements?
TaliaElizabeth92
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TaliaElizabeth92
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Update on the Humanist.com development (in progress).
A couple days ago, I announced that we're working on a new "front end / skin" of Agnostic.com called Humanist.com. First, thanks for all the feedback and suggestions. I want to summarize ...
Admin
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Posted in Community Senate group
Admin
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I am frequently asked if I 'know' or have 'found' god or Jesus...My simple reply is, "Yes, but we talked it over and both of us agreed to see other people."
SteveD_NY
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SteveD_NY
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God I miss cuddles.. sometimes the best part of sex..
hippydog
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Posted in Singles/Mingle/Chat group
hippydog
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A woman is walking down the street with one breast hanging out.
A cop stops her and says, "Look woman, you can't go about like
that in public, put that breast away or I'll have to arrest you."
The woman looks down at the offending breast and ...
RichieO
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Posted in Just for Laughs group
RichieO
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I canvassed for a local candidate for Congress yesterday. This was my first time canvassing and it was pretty fun, but we ran into two seriously jerky Republicans who refused to even talk to us and were rude about it. One told me "God bless you!" as ...
JustLynnie
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Posted in Trump Pinata group
JustLynnie
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God's messenger has arrived!
silvereyes
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silvereyes
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"Hello?"
- "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
- "No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says,
- "But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul."
- "Oh yes I do and he’s upstairs ...
RichieO
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Posted in Just for Laughs group
RichieO
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Happy New Year to me. I didn't think I'd get some good sex this early in the new year. However, I was cleared by the doctor...and it was great! My fucking god ... He's good with his hands. He can get me off faster than I can myself.
Cabsmom
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Posted in Sexual Deviants group
Cabsmom
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Today at work my office manager said something incredibly sweet to me. She sincerely said "I thank god for you every day". I can't be offended by that. It's in instances like this where religious differences should be set aside. We're all only human ...
WickedNicki
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WickedNicki
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Who got the best Christmas gift EVAH??? That would be me...to go wine goblets. There is a god!
ProudMary
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Posted in The Escapees- - Hide here! group
ProudMary
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Update on psuedodate with cute chiropractor.
(For reference, he and my mom are friends that used to work together, I met him through her)
So he came over and we had a lovely time decorating the tree and putting decorations up. Then we went to ...
LadyAlyxandrea
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Posted in Singles/Mingle/Chat group
LadyAlyxandrea
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I received a friendship request on Facebook. He was attractive and seemed to be an adventurer. He had a sense of humour, and we had a good conversation via chat/pm. I was getting interested. Then I looked at his Facebook page. Ugh, it was covered ...
gypsyjane
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gypsyjane
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So my dad just passed away, I buried him this last Saturday. He was an alcoholic and very mean. Before my parents divorced he had gone to church and even brought the pastor to the house (dripping wet) to show my pegan mother he had been saved in the...
Allikat
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Allikat
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God is watching 
Closeted
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Posted in Memes R Us group
Closeted
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God Logic! ROFLOL
joe1334us
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Posted in Trump Pinata group
joe1334us
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Liberal Redneck - The God Damn Wall
chalupacabre
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Posted in Trump Pinata group
chalupacabre
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I think God will become an atheist if he sees this
webspider555
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Posted in Trump Pinata group
webspider555
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A woman at work who just returned from maternity leave, did not know about my recent promotion. And I didn't know she didn't know. So when I told her she was all "Girl thanks be to god!" and then I responded "Girl, NO it was all me! smiling" ...
LilAtheistLady
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LilAtheistLady
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Religious indoctrination is child abuse. Yes or no?I know this topic has been brought up before but I'm gonna go for it anyway.
I was raised in a rather strict Baptist sect called the nazarenes. I began doubting what I'd been taught very early ...
OpposingOpposum
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OpposingOpposum
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What if you are wrong and there IS a god
DavidDeLa89
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DavidDeLa89
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The fact that there are more women joining this site gives me hope. I live in the Bible belt, and I'm surrounded by women who are seeking "a man of God" or "someone who puts Jeebus first".
-Like seriously, there are a lot.
Because I see it so ...
MuzikDan
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MuzikDan
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What is your Heaven?
anonymous
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anonymous
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A nice windy day in Virginia. Changed my car battery and made a nice Turkey sandwich. I didnt have to thank a God for any of it.
NathanHale85
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NathanHale85
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"In my life, I have watched John Kennedy talk on television about missiles in Cuba. I saw Lyndon Johnson look Richard Russell squarely in the eye and and say, "And we shall overcome." I saw Richard Nixon resign and Gerald Ford tell the Congress that ...
Closeted
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Posted in Trump Pinata group
Closeted
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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
not intend to accept...
lerlo
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Posted in Just for Laughs group
lerlo
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How religious family members "support" you.
Ive been having a pretty rough go of it these last couple weeks and im away from my family for the first time ever.
They are religious and im an atheist. Weve discussed this, had conversation about ...
Lynn1216
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Lynn1216
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As a 6 year old - I was sexually abused by a priest- it took me more than 40 years to say something because I wasn’t going to until I had an audience that would listen to me - that was a royal commission- I went on to sue “god” aka the ...
Gina1959
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Gina1959
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Terrorizing Children in the Name of God is Legal in the U.S.
VictoriaNotes
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VictoriaNotes
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God will "judge" us?
HippieChick58
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HippieChick58
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Bravery: Richard Dawkins interviews Saudi Arabian atheist author Rana Ahmad
VictoriaNotes
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VictoriaNotes
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. They go to the woods to find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later, they get together. The priest begins: I found the bear, I read to him the catechism and sprinkled him with ...
Merseyman1
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Posted in Just for Laughs group
Merseyman1
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Two priests arrived in Spain for a holiday, happy to be away from all the dogma and whinging parishioners, they go to the beach to relax and enjoy the break.
After a few hours. A gorgeous topless blond walks up to them and says, “good morning ...
RichieO
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Posted in Just for Laughs group
RichieO
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Happy Halloween!
The Raven
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently...
Jnei
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Jnei
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God’s Intelligent Design?
johnprytz
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johnprytz
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An interesting way to talk to theists:
I'm a probation officer. Part of my job is to meet with lifelong criminals and in meeting that last less then an hour maybe every other week we need to use simple talking to get them to stop commiting crimes....
Adamhayes_1986
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Adamhayes_1986
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How annoyed do you get when a religious person give all credit to god, despite it was you that may have put in the hard work?
EmeraldJewel
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EmeraldJewel
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It bothers me that most US citizens don't know "In God We Trust" wasn't official for the first 180 years of our country's existence. Our country was 88 years old when it was first used on some, not all, of our currency. It was 178 when "under God" ...
Markss76118
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Markss76118
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So, it is just me, or is it infuriating when other adults tell your child that they are not old enough to know that they don't believe in a "God"? I can't even being to imagine the outrage if I started telling other people's children that they aren't...
NoMyGod
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NoMyGod
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Questions:
Do you take offense at turns of phrase, such as....
"Bless your heart" (in the sense that a person feels bad about something you're dealing with, not the sense that they are calling you dumb)
"Good lord! (In a fit of ...
nutrition_nerd
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nutrition_nerd
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I’ve Never Believed
Finding myself in a different space than most atheists and agnostics in that I have never believed in a god or gods. My family is Christian and though we didn’t go to church much or on a regular basis I have been to church ...
itchic
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itchic
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Would you buy this atheist toast? It shows our god... Starting price $15.00 !
Merseyman1
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Posted in Just for Laughs group
Merseyman1
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Dick at your door... only $19.99. There might be a god somewhere after all. But it might be Amazon. [twentytwowords.com]
SaucyCheryl
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Posted in Sexual Deviants group
SaucyCheryl
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Indeed we are, very lucky ... or simply realistic?
If there were a god and you had any doubts about his existence, don’t you think he would take action on this one crucial, critical issue? So, if you are only very slightly agnostic, this ...
RichieO
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Posted in Just for Laughs group
RichieO
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A God I could get behind! 
Heather2367
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Posted in Memes R Us group
Heather2367
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God i love intelligent women.. Nothing makes me attracted more then a lady that i feel i can have meaningful conversations with and is likely smarter than me.. if shes also a little deviant? Wowzers!
hippydog
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Posted in Real Intimacy group
hippydog
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i might be an athiest, but god is a killer tweeter
coralisthree
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Posted in Trump Pinata group
coralisthree
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May the Gods?? be with me for the next few days. I am driving my mother back to Florida with me. Only 1700 miles! I hope everyone travels safely this season! 12/29/18 Home in Florida!! Great weather for the trip.
EyesThatSmile
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Posted in Singles/Mingle/Chat group
EyesThatSmile
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Ffs, God... 
BohoHeathen
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Posted in Memes R Us group
BohoHeathen
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Offenders are very unique. You are intelligent, humorous, and a pretty laid back bunch, all around. This is despite having met many of you and noticing the vast difference in age, personality traits and demographics. I find it amazing.
Sure, we ...
SukiSue
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Posted in The Escapees- - Hide here! group
SukiSue
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Today while I was out, and then after getting back and dealing with the neighbors over the package with god loves Kenny, from the christians I had a package from UPS that was dropped of at my house. I knew it was another T-shirt,and thought it was ...
kenriley
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Posted in The Escapees- - Hide here! group
kenriley
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The roots leading to and the founding of the United States of America are riddled with inaccuracies and myths to fit the concepts of what Americans claim to hold dear. It begins with Christopher Columbus and how he was hailed as a “hero” for ...
Gwendolyn2018
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Gwendolyn2018
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"Before the Christian dismisses atheism as irrational or condemns the atheist as immoral, he should consider the disturbing possibility that the God of Christianity is himself an atheist. And if this is true, it means that the Christian worships, ...
VictoriaNotes
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VictoriaNotes
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Happy Resurrection Day everyone!! Not to mention the awesomeness of April Fool's Day simultaneously occurring in tandem!
I'm terrible but every Christmas and Easter my family likes to call me and the WHOOLE family gathers around to chat with ...
Sadoi
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Sadoi
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A joke for believers.... it's actually kinda funny:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”...
MrLizard
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MrLizard
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A lot of angry and/or uneducated atheists around here...
ravnostic
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ravnostic
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How do you feel about people saying "I'm proud of my heritage", "I'm proud of being British", etc. Personally I can only be proud of something I've done, not something that happened by chance. It's like saying "I'm proud I'm a blonde". It's ...
GoldenDoll
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GoldenDoll
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My wife was talking to a woman that was at a bar, dancing provocatively and sat at our table. We welcomed her and she started talking about her God. My wife said " I'm an atheist" and the woman got angry. Then I simply asked "what God are you talking...
mash_tatoes
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mash_tatoes
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Gods to do list 
BobbyJaan
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Posted in Memes R Us group
BobbyJaan
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