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A pastor told me today that he is sorry that I have not felt the love of god. Pastor, I am the one who is sorry. I'm sorry you believe a god who does not seem interested in loving everyone. I'm sorry you feel the need to apologize for this "all ...
By Foxonaut 5 181 comments IN Dec 8, 2017
I found love on Agnostic.com! We went from "We'll probably never meet because of the distance but it's cool to have online friends" to "Oh my god we absolutely have to be together". We met irl for the first time last weekend but we've been talking on...
By Fearlessfreep 7 203 comments KS May 26, 2018
There is no agnostic vs. atheist! The peeve I have...
By silvereyes 8 346 comments OK Jan 20, 2018
God hates porn?
By VictoriaNotes 8 122 comments MS Mar 24, 2018
I have a master's degree I was born to my parents, in an apartment, in Tacoma, WA. The same apartment I'd spend the rest of my childhood living in. I moved out shortly after 19. The apartment was run down, and the walls were covered in mold, ...
By nutrition_nerd 7 159 comments AR Aug 11, 2018
10 of my favorite Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes: because he's just so quotable 1. The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. 2. We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. ...
By silvereyes 8 66 comments OK Dec 11, 2017
Fellow agnostics, how do you feel about believers joining?
By Draco 6 631 comments UK Sep 25, 2017
This explains it. Lol.
By yogafan108 7 19 comments NV Aug 7, 2018
How comfortable are you with the word "Atheist" ?
By Chris90045 5 592 comments CA Sep 29, 2017
A toast to Stephen Hawking. Such a great contributer to the world. Here are some of his awesome quotes: 1. Intelligence is the ability to change and adapt. 2. Perfection simply doesn't exist.....Without imperfection, neither you nor I would ...
By silvereyes 8 24 comments OK Mar 14, 2018
How do you deal with Door-knockers?
By Nicsnort 6 820 comments TX Oct 14, 2017
Some site updates 1. Doing some tests on mobile main page to simplify it and make it easier to click on things. Some members said the links were too small to click so they're buttons. Also, we've never been happy with the small post form on ...
By Admin 8 37 comments Online Apr 18, 2018
Recent site updates! Wow, it's been a while since we summarized new features so here goes! Alerts for comments of members you follow – If you want to be notified when someone you follow makes a comment, you can toggle that alert on your...
By Admin 8 34 comments Online Mar 23, 2018
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared ...
By Tecolote 7 34 comments MO Aug 23, 2018
I really like this come back.
By Dida 6 26 comments WI Feb 8, 2018
A guy with “good Christian values” who is “a child of God” looking for a calm, feminine woman was bothered that I declined him on Match. I said we would be happier with partners who shared our core values and preferences, and my being a ...
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By UUNJ 8 38 comments NJ Sep 3, 2018
Last night I was out with The Phoenix Atheists Meetup group at a local restaurant. Somebody walking by dropped a note on our table proving the existence of GOD, Asking us to look at our thumbprint and complete with references to bible verses. The ...
By GeorgeRocheleau 8 48 comments AZ Sep 22, 2018
Episode 3 of "Stupid things Christians say to me" A coworker and I were discussing the circumstances that had resulted in another employee being escorted out of the facility and told to not come back. I mentioned that she had been inappropriate...
By Crimson67 8 57 comments KY Aug 17, 2018
Oh my, God!
By DoDapper 8 13 comments MN Oct 26, 2018
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
By Kassandra 6 24 comments TX June 27, 2018
I’ve experienced this: “But you’re ethical, so how can you not believe in God?”
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By UUNJ 8 19 comments NJ Feb 20
I must admit I am extremely appreciative that on this forum I have been able to vent about my grief of losing Vincent without being flooded by prayers and God statements, and people trying to make me convert. Vincent's family gave him a mostly ...
By AprilLynn 5 32 comments MT July 26, 2018
New Activity Stats Report If you look near the "What's on your mind?" section on the main page, you'll see a button with a chart icon and an number. This will show some site activity stats. We get a lot of questions about how many members we...
By Admin 8 20 comments Online Apr 28, 2018
I am going through a very rough patch in my life right now. It seems to be one thing after another, starting with separating from my husband of 21 years. I am not generally a high stress person; but, when a bunch of things pile on at once, it takes ...
By Joanne 6 48 comments OR Oct 22, 2017
are you afraid of death?
By DavidDeLa89 6 401 comments MI Dec 28, 2017
My newest Instagram follower claims to be a Bitcoin billionaire and lover of God.
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By UUNJ 8 13 comments NJ Nov 22, 2018
Too much, just right or not enough? I've decided to try the whole online dating thing again and put this disclaimer on my profile (not here, this isn't a date site for me). "Disclaimer: If "GOD" is anywhere on your profile or is something you ...
By Crimson67 8 44 comments KY Aug 18, 2018
There are MORE than two but... This is for sure!
By LetzGetReal 8 7 comments AZ May 9, 2018
So I had my account on another website 'permanately suspended' because I had the audacity to post something about Jesus not doing shit. I was notified that the post was "judgemental" and that is why my account was suspended. Even though I got ...
By BearsNPenn 6 43 comments PA Apr 10, 2018
But I like been a cuntasaurus !!! @glennlab thank u for the link sir , all 7 mugs arrived and shipped to my best friends . I have 3 left here , mine of course , scott s , my gay best friend ( oh he can definitely be a fabulous cuntasaurus !, too ...
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By Pralina1 8 10 comments VA Dec 3, 2018
That time you read a Match profile and find the guy truly attractive and interesting until the last line...”Looking for a Godly woman to share all the gift God has set before us.” 😕
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By UUNJ 8 42 comments NJ Sep 15, 2018
The 7 Godly Sins
By VictoriaNotes 8 12 comments MS Aug 9, 2018
If there really was a God, he'd create some better Christian rock bands.
By Duke 8 26 comments CO July 19, 2018
This morning my doorbell rang. Anyone who knows me, knows that we use the back door, so I know it's a stranger. And since I use this door so infrequently, I forget that I have a peephole. Anyway, I opened the door, and it's two men in dress shirts ...
By GinaMaria 6 22 comments AZ July 14, 2018
I swear, I can't stand it when people try to tell me that this country (USA) was founded upon Christian principles. NO IT WASN'T!!! They never said that! In fact, they never wanted religion to be involved in politics. However, nowadays, they march ...
By CatiValti23 5 22 comments TX May 19, 2018
So..Stephen Hawking died. It's pretty sad across the board. Smarter than I'll ever be. Of course, like an idiot I read the comments. Half of the comments are people admiring his work, regretting his loss, generally being somber but also ...
By Ersomething 6 25 comments UT Mar 14, 2018
Do people take "Here for community" seriously? Do people even look in profiles to see what the person is looking for or not looking for? I get the impression that a lot of members think this is exclusively a dating site and everyone is looking ...
By graceylou 8 72 comments Canada Aug 28, 2018
What would you say to God if when you died you were faced with him?
By DiablitaRoja 4 232 comments AZ Apr 24, 2018
A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his dog bounds into the living room and plonks a dead rabbit at his feet! The thing is very dead, its fur all mangled and filthy and as he peers at it he realizes it's his neighbour's pet rabbit. ...
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By RichieO 7 4 comments Ireland Mar 20
“Do not pray for an easy life, acquire the strength to endure a difficult one”- Bruce Lee
By silvereyes 8 12 comments OK Feb 6, 2018
Boyfriend is agnostic, I'm an atheist. How to cope with disagreements?
By TaliaElizabeth92 5 247 comments GA Oct 18, 2017
Update on the Humanist.com development (in progress). A couple days ago, I announced that we're working on a new "front end / skin" of Agnostic.com called Humanist.com. First, thanks for all the feedback and suggestions. I want to summarize ...
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By Admin 8 18 comments Online Oct 8, 2018
I am frequently asked if I 'know' or have 'found' god or Jesus...My simple reply is, "Yes, but we talked it over and both of us agreed to see other people."
By SteveD_NY 4 29 comments NY June 3, 2018
God I miss cuddles.. sometimes the best part of sex..
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By hippydog 7 23 comments Canada Jan 31
A woman is walking down the street with one breast hanging out. A cop stops her and says, "Look woman, you can't go about like that in public, put that breast away or I'll have to arrest you." The woman looks down at the offending breast and ...
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By RichieO 7 7 comments Ireland Mar 13
I canvassed for a local candidate for Congress yesterday. This was my first time canvassing and it was pretty fun, but we ran into two seriously jerky Republicans who refused to even talk to us and were rude about it. One told me "God bless you!" as ...
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By JustLynnie 7 10 comments OH July 22, 2018
God's messenger has arrived!
By silvereyes 8 21 comments OK Jan 19, 2018
"Hello?" - "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" - "No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, - "But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul." - "Oh yes I do and he’s upstairs ...
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By RichieO 7 8 comments Ireland Mar 4
Happy New Year to me. I didn't think I'd get some good sex this early in the new year. However, I was cleared by the doctor...and it was great! My fucking god ... He's good with his hands. He can get me off faster than I can myself.
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By Cabsmom 7 14 comments TX Jan 1
Today at work my office manager said something incredibly sweet to me. She sincerely said "I thank god for you every day". I can't be offended by that. It's in instances like this where religious differences should be set aside. We're all only human ...
By WickedNicki 7 20 comments MA Apr 20, 2018
Who got the best Christmas gift EVAH??? That would be me...to go wine goblets. There is a god!
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By ProudMary 8 9 comments WV Dec 29, 2018
Update on psuedodate with cute chiropractor. (For reference, he and my mom are friends that used to work together, I met him through her) So he came over and we had a lovely time decorating the tree and putting decorations up. Then we went to ...
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By LadyAlyxandrea 8 18 comments KS Dec 1, 2018
I received a friendship request on Facebook. He was attractive and seemed to be an adventurer. He had a sense of humour, and we had a good conversation via chat/pm. I was getting interested. Then I looked at his Facebook page. Ugh, it was covered ...
By gypsyjane 5 61 comments Canada May 23, 2018
So my dad just passed away, I buried him this last Saturday. He was an alcoholic and very mean. Before my parents divorced he had gone to church and even brought the pastor to the house (dripping wet) to show my pegan mother he had been saved in the...
By Allikat 6 21 comments MO Mar 25
God is watching
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By Closeted 8 8 comments IL Feb 16
God Logic! ROFLOL
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By joe1334us 7 7 comments WY Feb 1
Liberal Redneck - The God Damn Wall Youtube
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By chalupacabre 8 8 comments WA Jan 4
I think God will become an atheist if he sees this
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By webspider555 7 6 comments UK Nov 23, 2018
A woman at work who just returned from maternity leave, did not know about my recent promotion. And I didn't know she didn't know. So when I told her she was all "Girl thanks be to god!" and then I responded "Girl, NO it was all me! smiling" ...
By LilAtheistLady 7 13 comments NM July 20, 2018
Religious indoctrination is child abuse. Yes or no?I know this topic has been brought up before but I'm gonna go for it anyway. I was raised in a rather strict Baptist sect called the nazarenes. I began doubting what I'd been taught very early ...
By OpposingOpposum 8 36 comments FL May 30, 2018
What if you are wrong and there IS a god
By DavidDeLa89 6 193 comments MI Jan 9, 2018
The fact that there are more women joining this site gives me hope. I live in the Bible belt, and I'm surrounded by women who are seeking "a man of God" or "someone who puts Jeebus first". -Like seriously, there are a lot. Because I see it so ...
By MuzikDan 5 28 comments SC Jan 4, 2018
What is your Heaven?
By anonymous 7 228 comments Online Oct 19, 2017
A nice windy day in Virginia. Changed my car battery and made a nice Turkey sandwich. I didnt have to thank a God for any of it.
By NathanHale85 3 10 comments VA Feb 25
"In my life, I have watched John Kennedy talk on television about missiles in Cuba. I saw Lyndon Johnson look Richard Russell squarely in the eye and and say, "And we shall overcome." I saw Richard Nixon resign and Gerald Ford tell the Congress that ...
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By Closeted 8 9 comments IL Jan 5
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept...
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By lerlo 7 7 comments AZ Nov 13, 2018
How religious family members "support" you. Ive been having a pretty rough go of it these last couple weeks and im away from my family for the first time ever. They are religious and im an atheist. Weve discussed this, had conversation about ...
By Lynn1216 4 43 comments CO July 21, 2018
As a 6 year old - I was sexually abused by a priest- it took me more than 40 years to say something because I wasn’t going to until I had an audience that would listen to me - that was a royal commission- I went on to sue “god” aka the ...
By Gina1959 4 36 comments Australia May 28, 2018
Terrorizing Children in the Name of God is Legal in the U.S.
By VictoriaNotes 8 44 comments MS Apr 10, 2018
God will "judge" us?
By HippieChick58 9 14 comments NE Mar 19, 2018
Bravery: Richard Dawkins interviews Saudi Arabian atheist author Rana Ahmad
By VictoriaNotes 8 24 comments MS Mar 3
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. They go to the woods to find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later, they get together. The priest begins: I found the bear, I read to him the catechism and sprinkled him with ...
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By Merseyman1 7 6 comments FL Mar 2
Two priests arrived in Spain for a holiday, happy to be away from all the dogma and whinging parishioners, they go to the beach to relax and enjoy the break. After a few hours. A gorgeous topless blond walks up to them and says, “good morning ...
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By RichieO 7 4 comments Ireland Feb 26
Happy Halloween! The Raven Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently...
By Jnei 8 13 comments UK Oct 31, 2018
God’s Intelligent Design?
By johnprytz 7 52 comments Australia Oct 25, 2018
An interesting way to talk to theists: I'm a probation officer. Part of my job is to meet with lifelong criminals and in meeting that last less then an hour maybe every other week we need to use simple talking to get them to stop commiting crimes....
By Adamhayes_1986 4 13 comments Canada Oct 22, 2018
How annoyed do you get when a religious person give all credit to god, despite it was you that may have put in the hard work?
By EmeraldJewel 7 71 comments OK Oct 1, 2018
It bothers me that most US citizens don't know "In God We Trust" wasn't official for the first 180 years of our country's existence. Our country was 88 years old when it was first used on some, not all, of our currency. It was 178 when "under God" ...
By Markss76118 7 19 comments TX Aug 4, 2018
So, it is just me, or is it infuriating when other adults tell your child that they are not old enough to know that they don't believe in a "God"? I can't even being to imagine the outrage if I started telling other people's children that they aren't...
By NoMyGod 5 20 comments ID July 22, 2018
Questions: Do you take offense at turns of phrase, such as.... "Bless your heart" (in the sense that a person feels bad about something you're dealing with, not the sense that they are calling you dumb) "Good lord! (In a fit of ...
By nutrition_nerd 7 57 comments AR May 1, 2018
I’ve Never Believed Finding myself in a different space than most atheists and agnostics in that I have never believed in a god or gods. My family is Christian and though we didn’t go to church much or on a regular basis I have been to church ...
By itchic 4 19 comments AZ Dec 30, 2017
Would you buy this atheist toast? It shows our god... Starting price $15.00 !
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By Merseyman1 7 14 comments FL Mar 14
Dick at your door... only $19.99. There might be a god somewhere after all. But it might be Amazon. [twentytwowords.com]
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By SaucyCheryl 8 17 comments WA Mar 5
Indeed we are, very lucky ... or simply realistic? If there were a god and you had any doubts about his existence, don’t you think he would take action on this one crucial, critical issue? So, if you are only very slightly agnostic, this ...
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By RichieO 7 4 comments Ireland Feb 6
A God I could get behind!
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By Heather2367 7 8 comments Canada Jan 24
God i love intelligent women.. Nothing makes me attracted more then a lady that i feel i can have meaningful conversations with and is likely smarter than me.. if shes also a little deviant? Wowzers!
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By hippydog 7 12 comments Canada Jan 10
i might be an athiest, but god is a killer tweeter
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By coralisthree 8 9 comments MN Jan 10
May the Gods?? be with me for the next few days. I am driving my mother back to Florida with me. Only 1700 miles! I hope everyone travels safely this season! 12/29/18 Home in Florida!! Great weather for the trip.
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By EyesThatSmile 7 27 comments FL Dec 26, 2018
Ffs, God...
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By BohoHeathen 7 5 comments OH Dec 14, 2018
Offenders are very unique. You are intelligent, humorous, and a pretty laid back bunch, all around. This is despite having met many of you and noticing the vast difference in age, personality traits and demographics. I find it amazing. Sure, we ...
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By SukiSue 8 14 comments MA Dec 6, 2018
Today while I was out, and then after getting back and dealing with the neighbors over the package with god loves Kenny, from the christians I had a package from UPS that was dropped of at my house. I knew it was another T-shirt,and thought it was ...
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By kenriley 8 8 comments KY Sep 5, 2018
The roots leading to and the founding of the United States of America are riddled with inaccuracies and myths to fit the concepts of what Americans claim to hold dear. It begins with Christopher Columbus and how he was hailed as a “hero” for ...
By Gwendolyn2018 7 11 comments MO July 4, 2018
"Before the Christian dismisses atheism as irrational or condemns the atheist as immoral, he should consider the disturbing possibility that the God of Christianity is himself an atheist. And if this is true, it means that the Christian worships, ...
By VictoriaNotes 8 16 comments MS May 3, 2018
Happy Resurrection Day everyone!! Not to mention the awesomeness of April Fool's Day simultaneously occurring in tandem! I'm terrible but every Christmas and Easter my family likes to call me and the WHOOLE family gathers around to chat with ...
By Sadoi 7 20 comments MI Apr 1, 2018
A joke for believers.... it's actually kinda funny: An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”...
By MrLizard 8 18 comments FL Mar 24, 2018
A lot of angry and/or uneducated atheists around here...
By ravnostic 6 64 comments AZ Jan 29, 2018
How do you feel about people saying "I'm proud of my heritage", "I'm proud of being British", etc. Personally I can only be proud of something I've done, not something that happened by chance. It's like saying "I'm proud I'm a blonde". It's ...
By GoldenDoll 7 56 comments UK Jan 5, 2018
My wife was talking to a woman that was at a bar, dancing provocatively and sat at our table. We welcomed her and she started talking about her God. My wife said " I'm an atheist" and the woman got angry. Then I simply asked "what God are you talking...
By mash_tatoes 4 25 comments NE Dec 17, 2017
Gods to do list
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By BobbyJaan 6 6 comments AR Feb 12
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