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One of my favourite comedians in one of my favourite movies and playing one of my favourite songs from one of my favourite performers. What's not to like?

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Celebrity Pictures

Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Peta Wilson in Vanishing Point

Health is in the mind as much as it is in the body, most of us will never look like a movie star or a runway model and why would we want to? Be yourself, eat well and get a reasonable amount of exercise but most of all - Have Fun!

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Music, Movies & Books

Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Surfpirate

May can't get here soon enough for me.

What a cracker jack of an idea but something that I doubt big government will get behind, instead the system will continue to crush small businesses.

Mutant Monster Dream and I could not take control of the dream, finally had to throw in the towel and wake up. I'm a pretty avid dreamer, controlling my dreams like a director controls a movie, rewinding the dream and changing the script if I like or...

Something to look forward to. :)

A post COVID-19 Dream Last night I had a dream where it was about 4 to 5 years into the future and my wife and I were visiting a new E-commerce compound that was located out in the middle of nowhere on the shores of Lake Ontario. Shore erosion ...

On the one hand I think that Trumpers are comical as hell in a Three Stooges sort of way but on the other hand I find them dangerous in an imbecile with a lot of guns sort of way.

A short poem written in 1869 during the time of the Great Famine in Ireland. We will all go through this latest crisis together, how we come out of it is up to us as well.

Just sign a statement that Atheists will all burn in Hell and LGBTQ people can't have a real marriage, then you can volunteer at this CoVID-19 treatment center.

Remember that it took millions of little magats to get the big, fat, orange magat into the White House.

The Canada Goose, what could be more Canadian? Calm on the surface but paddling like hell under it, regal in it's demeanor but piss it off enough and you have a winged snake that will hiss and wingstrike you until it beats you senseless, then turn ...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jan 13, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Surfpirate

When people who have religious delusions get all smug with me about how I will soon be burning in whatever personal hell they like to believe in, I just like to take solace in the thought that it won't really matter a wit to me because, well, I'll be...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Dec 6, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

What do you think ladies? Dating material?

Hanging out in the dark surrounded by silence and then suddenly feeling that chill run up your spine like someone just walked over your grave. PRICELESS!

Just a few funny posts that I would be going to hell for, if there was a hell and someone to send me there. pfft!

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Apr 21, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Xtians and Jews, not so big a difference. :)

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Apr 14, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Now that would give a person trust issues.

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

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A little humility goes a long way in life and it helps to smooth out some of the bumps we encounter along the way. Religion throws lots of brick bats at the unbelievers of the world and the desire to rage against that injustice is only natural but ...

The Canadian position on same sex marriage summed up perfectly, just watch where you're putting that stick unless you have permission. ;)

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Feb 27, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Hell is now full of RC priests and it is creeping Satan out, according to reports from The Onion.

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Highly Sensitive People (HSPs), Intuitives, and Empaths

Feb 24, 2019Feb 2019

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I test out as an ENFP/ENTP but I have always had hypersensitivity, particularly to the emotions of others around me. As I child I decided I had to toughen up if I was going to survive so I developed what I like to call shielding. I construct ...

Craigslist, you just never know. :D

Oh the silly place names that I have visited over the years, Hell, Elbow and Orgasm to name a few.

Dreams in Other Dimensions, Do You Have Them? Last night I had a dream involving other dimensions and it fell into the usual scenario where I find myself as someone else on a different planet with different rules that I intuitively know the back ...

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Maps - Cartography -- Good, Bad, Funny, Annoying

Jan 14, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Surfpirate

Teddy Tucker's map of the wrecks of Bermuda, in all he located over 300 wrecks around Bermuda. Teddy was my neighbour when I lived in Bermuda and he was a veritable encyclopedia of Bermuda shipwrecks, he wrote the book on the topic and found the ...

He'll be back soon, just you hold your breath until you turn blue.

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Dec 19, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

I don't know why this Diana Ross classic popped into my head but it seems to be stuck there for a while at least.

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Nov 24, 2018Nov 2018

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Heading down to PV, Mexico for a week on the beach, anything to get out of this frozen hell in Canada but this song popped into my head so I'm sharing it. No you can't come along in my suitcase. :D

Texas is once again the asshole of the US of A.

Be the best you that you can be. If you're a pretty good person then work on being an even better person and if you're a sleazy piece of shit person then see just how much lower you can go in order to be the best piece of shit possible. There is no...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Nov 16, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

The season of Xstian persecution is upon us and I can hardly wait to see what evil cups will be at Starbucks this Xmas.

Do you ever go through a dream dry spell? I usually remember my dreams most mornings but lately I have been in a slump and I think it has to do with not sleeping well as well as not being able to go to sleep easily. If you have a dream to share or ...

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Sep 14, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

A Master Builder dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from ...

Once upon a time when I was a young builder in pursuit of efficiencies on the job site, I banned all radios on the job sites after one too many arguments over which station everyone should listen to on the job. When one of the crew bosses said it ...

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Treehouses, tiny homes and natural building

Aug 22, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

This bicycle elevator for getting up to your treehouse is awesome.

Some people are going to get this and a lot of people won't. Still funny as hell.

Aug 20th: Dream Diary

Resistance is futile but I will continue to resist with my last breath.

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The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jul 26, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Good news for all the coffee addicts and drinkers, you get to live longer and there won't be as many Mormons around to annoy you in your old age either. :D

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Music, Movies & Books

Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

An oldie for everyone who has ever loved and lost but summoned the courage to try to love again,

I had a Newfie carpenter who worked for me and he cut the same stud 3 times and it was still too short. ;)

With Canada's legalization of pot official, we should pot bomb the US of A until they have been completely pacified. :)

Maybe I'm wrong and maybe there is a hell. If that's true it will sure be nice to see all my old friends again. :)

Don't bend over around this guy, he'll grab you by Uranus.

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Religion & Spirituality

Jun 18, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Atheists in general follow the tenets ascribed to Jesus more closely than most of the Xstians I have known and yet we are supposedly the immoral Heathens?

Trump wants to start a fight then he should put down his phone and put up his dukes. I'll put my on our boy Trudeau over that fat blowhard in the White House.

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Music, Movies & Books

Jun 10, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

Lots of great short films out there, this is just one of them.

LINKUsain Bolt Escapes Donut Shop Cops

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AUTHORS, EDITORS, PUBLISHERS, AND READERS

May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Surfpirate

A few years ago before I moved to Bermuda from my home and native land of Canada I was asked to manage the construction of a mansion on the island of Mustique in the West Indies. I'm a hands on construction manager and a carpenter by trade and you ...

I'm tired just thinking about how much effort goes into being that New Agey, I may be an Atheist just because I'm too lazy to deal with all that crap. :D

LINKJoe Rogan Noah's Arc - YouTube

When religious people demand that I respect their beliefs because it is their god given right to be respected I get the same feeling. I especially like it when they demand my respect for their delusions which include having me burn in hell for all ...

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