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OK, I had to look uo Xanax: Can cause paranoid or suicidal ideation and impair memory, ...
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But Yahweh is a god of love
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Music, Movies & Books
May 10, 2021
May 2021
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One of my favourite comedians in one of my favourite movies and playing one of my favourite songs from one of my favourite performers. What's not to like?
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Celebrity Pictures
Apr 30, 2021
Apr 2021
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Peta Wilson in Vanishing Point
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Health & Happiness
Apr 28, 2021
Apr 2021
Posted by Surfpirate
Health is in the mind as much as it is in the body, most of us will never look like a movie star or a runway model and why would we want to? Be yourself, eat well and get a reasonable amount of exercise but most of all - Have Fun!
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Music, Movies & Books
Mar 21, 2021
Mar 2021
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May can't get here soon enough for me.
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Jan 27, 2021
Jan 2021
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What a cracker jack of an idea but something that I doubt big government will get behind, instead the system will continue to crush small businesses.
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Tell Me Your Dreams
Jan 19, 2021
Jan 2021
Posted by Surfpirate
Mutant Monster Dream and I could not take control of the dream, finally had to throw in the towel and wake up. I'm a pretty avid dreamer, controlling my dreams like a director controls a movie, rewinding the dream and changing the script if I like or...
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Dec 17, 2020
Dec 2020
Posted by Surfpirate
Something to look forward to. :)
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Tell Me Your Dreams
Apr 30, 2020
Apr 2020
Posted by Surfpirate
A post COVID-19 Dream Last night I had a dream where it was about 4 to 5 years into the future and my wife and I were visiting a new E-commerce compound that was located out in the middle of nowhere on the shores of Lake Ontario. Shore erosion ...
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Trump Pinata
Apr 27, 2020
Apr 2020
Posted by Surfpirate
On the one hand I think that Trumpers are comical as
hell
in a Three Stooges sort of way but on the other hand I find them dangerous in an imbecile with a lot of guns sort of way.
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General & Hellos
Apr 2, 2020
Apr 2020
Posted by Surfpirate
A short poem written in 1869 during the time of the Great Famine in Ireland. We will all go through this latest crisis together, how we come out of it is up to us as well.
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Mar 31, 2020
Mar 2020
Posted by Surfpirate
Just sign a statement that Atheists will all burn in
Hell
and LGBTQ people can't have a real marriage, then you can volunteer at this CoVID-19 treatment center.
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Trump Pinata
Mar 28, 2020
Mar 2020
Posted by Surfpirate
Remember that it took millions of little magats to get the big, fat, orange magat into the White House.
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Canadian, eh?
Mar 4, 2020
Mar 2020
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The Canada Goose, what could be more Canadian? Calm on the surface but paddling like
hell
under it, regal in it's demeanor but piss it off enough and you have a winged snake that will hiss and wingstrike you until it beats you senseless, then turn ...
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The Escapees- - Hide here!
Jan 13, 2020
Jan 2020
Posted by Surfpirate
When people who have religious delusions get all smug with me about how I will soon be burning in whatever personal
hell
they like to believe in, I just like to take solace in the thought that it won't really matter a wit to me because, well, I'll be...
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Dec 6, 2019
Dec 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
What do you think ladies? Dating material?
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I Love Halloween!
Oct 26, 2019
Oct 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
Hanging out in the dark surrounded by silence and then suddenly feeling that chill run up your spine like someone just walked over your grave. PRICELESS!
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General & Hellos
May 7, 2019
May 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
Just a few funny posts that I would be going to
hell
for, if there was a
hell
and someone to send me there. pfft!
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Apr 21, 2019
Apr 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
Xtians and Jews, not so big a difference. :)
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Apr 14, 2019
Apr 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
Now that would give a person trust issues.
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Apr 3, 2019
Apr 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
A little humility goes a long way in life and it helps to smooth out some of the bumps we encounter along the way. Religion throws lots of brick bats at the unbelievers of the world and the desire to rage against that injustice is only natural but ...
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Canadian, eh?
Mar 27, 2019
Mar 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
The Canadian position on same sex marriage summed up perfectly, just watch where you're putting that stick unless you have permission. ;)
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Feb 27, 2019
Feb 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
Hell is now full of RC priests and it is creeping Satan out, according to reports from The Onion.
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Highly Sensitive People (HSPs), Intuitives, and Empaths
Feb 24, 2019
Feb 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
I test out as an ENFP/ENTP but I have always had hypersensitivity, particularly to the emotions of others around me. As I child I decided I had to toughen up if I was going to survive so I developed what I like to call shielding. I construct ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 21, 2019
Feb 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
Craigslist, you just never know. :D
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 25, 2019
Jan 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
Oh the silly place names that I have visited over the years, Hell, Elbow and Orgasm to name a few.
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Tell Me Your Dreams
Jan 18, 2019
Jan 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
Dreams in Other Dimensions, Do You Have Them? Last night I had a dream involving other dimensions and it fell into the usual scenario where I find myself as someone else on a different planet with different rules that I intuitively know the back ...
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Maps - Cartography -- Good, Bad, Funny, Annoying
Jan 14, 2019
Jan 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
Teddy Tucker's map of the wrecks of Bermuda, in all he located over 300 wrecks around Bermuda. Teddy was my neighbour when I lived in Bermuda and he was a veritable encyclopedia of Bermuda shipwrecks, he wrote the book on the topic and found the ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 9, 2019
Jan 2019
Posted by Surfpirate
He'll be back soon, just you hold your breath until you turn blue.
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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Dec 19, 2018
Dec 2018
Posted by Surfpirate
I don't know why this Diana Ross classic popped into my head but it seems to be stuck there for a while at least.
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Nov 24, 2018
Nov 2018
Posted by Surfpirate
Heading down to PV, Mexico for a week on the beach, anything to get out of this frozen
hell
in Canada but this song popped into my head so I'm sharing it. No you can't come along in my suitcase. :D
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Politics
Nov 21, 2018
Nov 2018
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Texas is once again the asshole of the US of A.
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Health & Happiness
Nov 20, 2018
Nov 2018
Posted by Surfpirate
Be the best you that you can be. If you're a pretty good person then work on being an even better person and if you're a sleazy piece of shit person then see just how much lower you can go in order to be the best piece of shit possible. There is no...
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Nov 16, 2018
Nov 2018
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The season of Xstian persecution is upon us and I can hardly wait to see what evil cups will be at Starbucks this Xmas.
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Tell Me Your Dreams
Oct 15, 2018
Oct 2018
Posted by Surfpirate
Do you ever go through a dream dry spell? I usually remember my dreams most mornings but lately I have been in a slump and I think it has to do with not sleeping well as well as not being able to go to sleep easily. If you have a dream to share or ...
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The Escapees- - Hide here!
Sep 14, 2018
Sep 2018
Posted by Surfpirate
A Master Builder dies and goes to
hell
. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 28, 2018
Aug 2018
Posted by Surfpirate
Once upon a time when I was a young builder in pursuit of efficiencies on the job site, I banned all radios on the job sites after one too many arguments over which station everyone should listen to on the job. When one of the crew bosses said it ...
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Treehouses, tiny homes and natural building
Aug 22, 2018
Aug 2018
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This bicycle elevator for getting up to your treehouse is awesome.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 20, 2018
Aug 2018
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Some people are going to get this and a lot of people won't. Still funny as
hell
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Tell Me Your Dreams
Aug 20, 2018
Aug 2018
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Aug 20th: Dream Diary
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Aug 14, 2018
Aug 2018
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Resistance is futile but I will continue to resist with my last breath.
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Jul 26, 2018
Jul 2018
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Good news for all the coffee addicts and drinkers, you get to live longer and there won't be as many Mormons around to annoy you in your old age either. :D
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Music, Movies & Books
Jul 15, 2018
Jul 2018
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An oldie for everyone who has ever loved and lost but summoned the courage to try to love again,
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Carpentry
Jul 1, 2018
Jul 2018
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I had a Newfie carpenter who worked for me and he cut the same stud 3 times and it was still too short. ;)
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jul 1, 2018
Jul 2018
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With Canada's legalization of pot official, we should pot bomb the US of A until they have been completely pacified. :)
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Jun 30, 2018
Jun 2018
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Maybe I'm wrong and maybe there is a
hell
. If that's true it will sure be nice to see all my old friends again. :)
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jun 23, 2018
Jun 2018
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Don't bend over around this guy, he'll grab you by Uranus.
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Religion & Spirituality
Jun 18, 2018
Jun 2018
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Atheists in general follow the tenets ascribed to Jesus more closely than most of the Xstians I have known and yet we are supposedly the immoral Heathens?
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Canadian, eh?
Jun 10, 2018
Jun 2018
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Trump wants to start a fight then he should put down his phone and put up his dukes. I'll put my on our boy Trudeau over that fat blowhard in the White House.
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Music, Movies & Books
Jun 10, 2018
Jun 2018
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Lots of great short films out there, this is just one of them.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jun 1, 2018
Jun 2018
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Usain Bolt Escapes Donut Shop Cops
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AUTHORS, EDITORS, PUBLISHERS, AND READERS
May 22, 2018
May 2018
Posted by Surfpirate
A few years ago before I moved to Bermuda from my home and native land of Canada I was asked to manage the construction of a mansion on the island of Mustique in the West Indies. I'm a hands on construction manager and a carpenter by trade and you ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
May 15, 2018
May 2018
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I'm tired just thinking about how much effort goes into being that New Agey, I may be an Atheist just because I'm too lazy to deal with all that crap. :D
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May 13, 2018
May 2018
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May 6, 2018
May 2018
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When religious people demand that I respect their beliefs because it is their god given right to be respected I get the same feeling. I especially like it when they demand my respect for their delusions which include having me burn in
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