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An LDS young men's guide to matrimony
Upon completion of your mission you will be required to Marry.
In order to marry you will be required to purchase and activate the commodity commonly called called "A wife", it may be someone you know but that is not essential.
Despite secular rumours to the contrary "The wife" MUST be of the female gender grouping.
In simple terms "The wife" is pretty much an unpaid cook, housekeeper, on demand prostitute and baby making factory and thereafter a full time nanny. 
If it is not faulty it will be quiet most of the time, obedient all of the time and will not embarrass you in public.
A faulty one can be easily replaced or in some cases supplemented with a fully functioning model.
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LenHazell53 9 June 18
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