Being on a dating site that I had to pay for, being somewhat abused because I must believe in something but I don’t, saying controversial things in my profile, I suppose I can just be here for no cost and have the same experience minus the ontological hammering.

So far, it’s been mixed. Because I say controversial things, I best say one to prove it although if Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, I say men are from Warner Brothers and women are from Disney. Hang with me; I have a point to make or a joke.

Bugs Bunny is a New York City cab driver with a degree in philosophy. He is snarky, suspicious, dark and brooding underneath the quips in carrot chewing responses — Warner Brothers.

Snow White is from Southern California, specifically San Pedro. She is a career woman who works as an interior designer. She designed the Dwarfs’ living quarters and they surrogate her — Disney.

In the following scenario the Seven Dwarfs are assembled in the living room waiting to surrogate something. Certainly, they would not exist without Snow White, no reason to be, an ontological blankness of no perception.

Bugs and Snow come out of the bedroom looking as if they'd had a night of lovemaking. Bugs has a bent ear and lipstick is all over his fur. He looks as if he has a hangover but it is a hangover from too much Snow.

Snow’s hair is a mess, her dress has been hastily put on backward and her face is flushed. She looks happy and well disposed. She smiles and twists her body on one foot, hands folded in front of her, toes pointed to the floor.

Who is Bugs’ god? Mel Blank? A script? That is not necessary to answer but he is predictable as to what he says when in the presence of new people. He asks a question that is not a question, “What’s up, Doc”?

Let me prepare the answer to this rhetorical question. Remember, the Dwarfs function in Snow’s world. Bugs Bunny shouldn’t be here just as Snow and the Dwarfs shouldn’t be in Bugs’ cab in NYC. Forget that two dimensions collide here. It is of no matter because I’m here to help you in this cartoon Star Trek episode with no space as the frontier; this is a sociological space we are in.

What’s up, Doc has its consequential reaction and the Dwarf named Doc looks up at the ceiling and takes an assessment; cross beams, cobwebs, a few unmatched sox, dust and a few mashed sandwiches from a party with Hobbits.

Two different dimensions, two ontological worlds and two understandings of language converge and a black hole appears and sucks the whole analogy up.

Snow White is all cleanliness, orderliness, and brightness. Bugs Bunny is cynical, tells dirty jokes and is filled with ironic humor. Men are from Warner Brothers and women are from Disney.

This goes a ways to explain something of gender differences. Doc took Bugs literally and is surrogating women.

Okay, I am handsome. Love me, Goddamn it!

The war between the sexes is hormonal stupidity with both genders. To even talk about differences is a sketchy enterprise, like I care? Well, I do but I care more about honesty and a person can orient themselves to the truth any way they choose. I'm not sure what the truth is. To use every interaction as some microbe in the bloodstream of my life, you have your life.

I may be preparing a paper for my sociology class, I may be self-destructive, it could be that I am an egoist that is amazed with my own bellybutton, you don't know but I don't know either, except for the first proposition.

My favorite word in the English is the conjunction but. It can make an affirmation happen before the conjunction and acts as a caveat. She is beautiful but they still can't find the body of her husband. It's preferable to be around agnostics and atheists but they can be bigots for the left. People can seem intelligent but they can say stupid things. People can say they are freethinkers but the platform from their youth is evangelical Christianity.

Bugs Bunny and Snow White lived happily ever after raising biological abominations unto the Lord.