Still alive!!! I know many of you (like 2) have been wondering where I've been.

Truthfully I discovered the video game I used to play like 15 years ago came out on mobile so....

Anyway, I am having surgery on the 13th. Passed my preop appointment with flying colors.

I have so much to tell y'all. I started taking these CBD oil gummies, and they're tasty, but I was skeptical about their effects. However at my preop checkup my blood pressure is PHENOMENAL for once, I'm completely off oral NSAIDS, I am doing about 20 minutes of taekwondo again, and the piece de resistance, my EKG was normal. I've had an abnormal ekg for about 7 or 8 years now, ever since phenphen jacked my heart up. Also my heart rate is moderately back to normal.

That is some good shit man.

So, my heart is healthy enough for surgical activity. Yay.

I'm really excited for my ovary removal and sterilization. This has been a long long time coming and I am just so excited to be done with it.

In preparation for my surgery, I have only today and next Friday to get everything sorted out and ready.

Thus, I am in the midst of a psychotic cleaning rampage. I cooked my meals for the week, cleaned the kitchen, did 9 loads of laundry, scrubbed every surface in my bedroom with germicide and bleach, washed my carpet, changed all the bedding, organized everything to be as hassle free and clean as possible (cords, shoes, clothing)

I still have to tackle the living room and bathroom. The living room won't be too bad, it's the bathroom I'm terrified of and can barely figure out where to start (what IS that sticky spot on the floor?) I also have a habit of tripping on the ethernet cable that runs by my door, so I threw a bath mat over it so I won't risk tripping and ripping my stitches.

I still have to fold and hang my laundry too, but I'm taking a breather. It's a LOT of breaks that are the only thing keeping me from dying. But we all know tomorrow is when I will die lol.

Anyway, back to work!