I just got done watching the first (and potentially only) two seasons of Fleabag on Amazon. It is hilarious, dark British comedy. I am a big fan of its dark, sexy, and also occasionally very deep storyline about loss and family.
I want everyone who can to watch and report back with memes or stories about that one time you stole something and it became hilarious ... or something like that.
i have not watched any part of this series. however, i am a bit of a kleptomaniac.
the funniest thing i ever stole was a small statue from a friend's dorm room. his friend from home visited and it was revealed that the statue was gone. (i don't know what happened to it... probably my asshole roommate or one of his friends, blah blah. and i'm over here like, 'gulp. wasn't me.'
so, friend from home says, "dangit! you know how much gatorade gum i had to chew to make that thing!?
um... so i had a small statue made from chewed up gum that i now had to smuggle BACK into my friend's dorm room because i felt bad and was a little disgusted.
That's great!
Also, just a funny preface to what I imagine you will be saying if you watch the series.
I had a bit of a kleptomania streak from about 3 until I was 11 or 12. It was mostly toys and candy. Once I stole a Pink Floyd button and my mother questioned me, but never took it further than that.
Later, around 16 years old, I stole a copy of the Tao te Ching and that was the last thing I stole.