It is about 20 degrees hotter today than it has been recently. Today I had a lovely conversation about the weather.
Total stranger: warm enough for ya? Haha.
Me: no. I prefer the heat of Hell.
T S: ... (backs away slowly)
Me: (awkwardly) ha.
The upside is one less person in the world I will ever have to talk to again.
I tend to use humor to make my way through the world. It's probably my attempt to get the world on my side, though I never thought of it that way until right now. After getting the blank reaction from the T.S., my next likely line would have been, "Dang, Satan told me that line wouldn't work. Guess I shouldn't have bet him 20,000 years of manning the coffeemaker," and then waited for an even blanker look.