I knew a guy who wanted a relationship with me based on the assumption that he could just show up on my doorstep whenever he wanted. I told him I needed him to at least give me a phone call when he was on his way over, so I could pull myself together a bit. He said, "Well, I probably wouldn't stop by if I have to CALL you." And I said, "Well, we will miss the pleasure of each other's company then." Haven't heard from him since. Dodged a bullet there.
His loss will be a wiser man's gain!
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