. Of the many that I have, I'll share two kind of interesting once. Jehovah's Witnesses were always one of my favorite to pick on. They and the morons. I mean Mormons. The first one I recall a number of years ago. I had two very attractive 20-something African american ladies come to the door. They were obviously Jehovah's Witnesses. I let them do their Spiel for about 15 or 20 minutes, and then proceeded to tell them that I had absolutely no interest in their whatsoever. However, if they wanted to come in, I got some really first grade pot and we could get naked and see what happened. They just kind of stood there and looked at me.
The second one there was an African American lady about my age and a guy about my age. I recognize the lady immediately as someone that I had gone to school with. It took me a second but I figured out that the guy was someone that had offered to fight me in the eighth grade, and since I couldn't stand his ass, I waited for him to fight after school. He never showed up. When I figured out this was the guy at my door, I reminded him who I was and that he never showed up to fight me some 15 years before. He immediately dropped all of his watchtowers and took off on a dead run out of there. The girls looked at me and said she have no idea what to do with him.