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I was born into a Mormon family and raised to be a Moron (oops, Mormon). I even served a two-year mission in Argentina. Later, I married a Mormon woman and had two children. While the children were still quite young, I did some research, hoping to prove Mormonism to be correct, so that I could convert my non-Mormon friends. I was shocked to discover that Joseph Smith, the founding prophet of the Mormons, was a false prophet. He made predictions in the name of the Lord that did not come true, and the time of their possible fulfillment had passed. Therefore, I left the Morons and was excommunicated for apostasy. Upon my excommunication, my wife took the children and disappeared. Later, I got divorce papers in the mail. I have not seen her since.

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Daily Blasphemy: the Shroud of Turin is horse-shit. Now Catholics tell us that somehow Jesus’ ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:
It is, of course, a fake.
Movie Test! UPDATED How many movies have you seen?
BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:
I get a 20. :)
What do Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump have in common?
BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Shaking hands with Putin is not collusion. Wait until Mueller unloads his evidence against the Fake President. Then you will see why he is far different from the rest.
A pastor told me today that he is sorry that I have not felt the love of god. Pastor, I am the one ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Well written. May I borrow it?
Just like the celebrities who stated they were leaving if Trump gets elected.......... Whatever ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Hmmmm.... Maybe the Fake President's next plan will be to build the wall out of severed penises.... :P
Just like the celebrities who stated they were leaving if Trump gets elected.......... Whatever ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Don't do it! If the whole world goes to pot, you need SOMETHING to make you happy! Keep your dick!
According to Mueller
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:
I'm waiting to hear the whole story. That photo does not even begin to describe the allegations of collusion. Let Mueller do his job, and we'll see what comes of it.
La fontana pui grande e trovare felicita nelle picola cose. Happiness is enjoying the small things ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Trovo molta felicità nelle piccole cose. :)
It's cold out here....
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Brrrrrrrr!
Just curious. Does anyone believe in spontaneous human combustion?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Human bodies can burst into flames, but it is not spontaneous. There is always a cause.
May the Farce be with you!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:
My friends are hoping the Farce will STOP being with me! Nanu Nanu. :P
May the Farce be with you!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Help me O.D. On Cannabis! You're my only hope!
Who's in with me?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Only if I get to drink alcohol from a Pringles can! :P
That forgiveness thing
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Some churches define repentance as having several steps, including ceasing to commit the "sin." Asking may be enough in some churches, but it is better to improve one's life and become more ethical.
IT HAD TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER - We all knew it was coming. Eventually the White House would ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:
As far as I know, "God" is not a citizen of the US, and he is not registered to vote. So "he" needs to stay OUT of our elections and stop meddling! "He" can go to Hell along with the Russian meddlers.
Why we go fishing ??
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:
I think the licenses are for protecting animals from going extinct. Licenses limit the number of killings.
Why we go fishing ??
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:
I dislike torturing and killing my fellow animals and devouring their corpses. That's one reason I'm vegetarian.
Would you have voted for Michelle Obama if she ran in 2016?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:
YES!!!!!!
Shut up, brain 💤💤💤💤 🧠
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:
I usually fall asleep within minutes of my head hitting the pillow. My method is to concentrate on the "lights" I still "see" when my eyes are closed. The lights tend to move about and change shapes. I try to make sense of them, telling myself, there's a mountain; there's a man's face; there's a boat on a river; there's an exploding star; depending on how the lights play inside my closed eyes. For some reason, this seems to put me to sleep almost instantly -- maybe because it distracts me from thought-provoking questions like, "Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?"
He has my symphonies...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Hornestly? :P
What's your Haram score? ha·ram [ˈherəm] ADJECTIVE forbidden or proscribed by Islamic law....
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Give me a 102. I've done it all except smoking pot & getting a tattoo. :P
What's your favourite toilet paper?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:
I don't care what brand it is, but I prefer double-ply and extra-strength TP. But better than TP is a bidet. Here's a little song I wrote, sung to the tune of "I Love a Parade." (Note: the word *papier* is French for paper.) I love a bidet. It cleans up my ass much better than grass or even *papier*. I love a bidet. It cleans off my poo dingleberries, too. Hip Hip Hooray! I have no brown streaks on my underwear. And I don't smell worse than a grizzely bear. My wife doesn't run screaming from the bed. And she doesn't barf while she's giving me head. The dogs do not sniff my butt all day long. And that is why I'm singing this song: Oh, I love a bidet!
You have to love cleveland
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1G2l_A9nB0
How many of you eat white bread? "How diet may affect age-related macular degeneration" ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2019:
If I must have bread, I eat dark pump. :)
Here's a snippet of the poem I wrote 30 years ago : I understand your pain far better than you ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Very insightful and descriptive of how I feel sometimes!
Where to post my Poetry
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2019:
I would love to read your poetry in this forum (General & Hellos). :)
Christians are destroyed by hilarious British Atheists! - YouTube
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2019:
We need such programs here across the pond! :)
Do you play an instrument?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Trumpet. Started playing about 50 years ago. :)
Open at 6am y'all!!!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 28, 2019:
Yep. 6 a.m. is about the time I have my morning bowel movement. :D
Open at 6am y'all!!!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 28, 2019:
Google it, and you'll find a similar sign that says, "MYass; open 24 hours." :P
Can we get some new opinions on can men and women just be friends? I've made a lot of new friends ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 28, 2019:
Yes. Men and women can be friends without being lovers. :)
What strikes you as odd in the old testament?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 28, 2019:
Almost everything in the Bible strikes me as weird. My theory is that it was written as fiction, and at first people understood it that way. Then at some point people started teaching it as if it were true. That's when humanity really got messed up.
Why do people tell kids things that aren’t true? For example Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, fairy ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 28, 2019:
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy were relatively harmless fictions. The worst lie my parents told me was that Moronism (oops, Mormonism) was true. That messed me up for decades.
Are Restaurants Getting Too Loud?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:
I carry earplugs everywhere I go. I have been known to use them in some restaurants.
Personality test
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:
I am an entertainer -- extroverted and assertive. :)
I was served a summons for jury duty. Suspecting at some point to give an oath I wondered how this ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:
When I was sworn in as a lawyer, I asked the person swearing me in, beforehand, to omit the "so help me God" language. He did. There were a few surprised faces in the audience, but I was much more at peace.
Daily Blasphemy: To me, the very idea of the Holy Trinity is horse-shit. I reject father, son, and ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Limoncello, Italian red, Italian white. :)
Healthcare: Canadians vs American
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:
I want to move to Canada!
Fortūna caeca est. - Fortune is blind. From Chapter 9, of my old Smith & Thompson Latin ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:
In Spanish, *caca* means poop. Next time I'm constipated, my mantra will be *fortuna caca est.* :D
Belief and knowledge
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:
I think you nailed it. :)
Anyone know any good jokes? Or is everyone grumpy today? lol.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:
What do they play craps with in heaven? A paradise.
anyone wearing their "flying spaghetti monster" attire yet. what kind of response have you gotten.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2019:
When a person is converted to the flying spaghetti monster, is he baptized in tomato sauce? ;)
This shouldn't cause a media circus
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2019:
This reminds me of a self-defense lesson: When attacked by a group of circus performers, go for the juggler. ;)
Fox News Op-Ed: Atheists Are ‘Bullies’ Who Try To Force Their Beliefs On Others - The ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2019:
I will write two letters in response to this op-ed: **B.S.** (And that does NOT stand for Bachelor of Science!)
Mesa Verde National Park, Colorado. Great place to stargaze and take in the history of the first ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2019:
I love that place. Everyone put it on your bucket list!
As more drumpf associates go down and his castle crumbles, do you feel compassion for any of his ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2019:
The subordinates CHOSE to work for Don the Con.
Oh the silly place names that I have visited over the years, Hell, Elbow and Orgasm to name a few.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:
I live on Roach Hollow Road. LOL.
Yes, indeed
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:
Same here. :) And I had to dial numbers rather than punching them. :D
I think I have figured out the big conflict with christianity
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:
I love and accept your point of view posted here. :)
SHUT UP!!!!!!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:
?????
I think Trump just smoked some bad ass Roger weed and is now about to get truly STONED.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:
You mean he has NOT been stoned all this time!? :o
Fairly new to the community just wanted to say hi
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:
Greetings and salutations! :)
Fee fie foe
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I'm afraid of having my picture taken: photobia. :D
Let’s act like animals. We are a “Leave no Trace” country. Here is a good motto for us. ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2019:
This should be taught in every family, every school, every church, etc. It is ethical and respectful to leave a place as clean as (or cleaner) than it was on arrival.
Good morning everyone!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2019:
And a good morning to you! My walk in the park this morning was wet, but it wasn't freezing, and for that I'm happy. :)
I have found him at lollapalooza
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2019:
I like the beer in his hand. :D
Just got to New Orleans today and found this bar made from an old church. Best conversion ever.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2019:
A vast improvement. :)
If you had a time machine would you go back into the past to kill baby Hitler or would you try to ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 22, 2019:
After changing Hitler, I'd change Tr$mp.
Notorious Mormon Gay Conversion Therapist Now Says He Just Wants to Date Men | Hemant Mehta | ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Mormons are a real mess, sexually. Historically, they were polygamists. Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism, was a womanizer. Even in these times, they forbid masturbation and label it a sin. This suppression causes teens to develop unnecessary psychological problems, which they may carry throughout their lives. After leaving Moronism (oops, Mormonism), I myself felt the need for therapy, which improved my mind greatly. Therefore, it is no surprise to me that a Mormon Gay Conversion Therapist turned gay.
Do you trust the police? When I was young, many moons ago, they stood for honesty and integrity. ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:
It is for good reason that I support Black Lives Matter and Colin Kaepernick. Our system of law enforcement really needs to weed out the racist bigots who target people based on the color of their skin. Once they do that, my trust will improve. Until then, I'm a "Yes, Sort Of" person.
How's that working out for you, Donnie Boo Boo?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:
One more bit of the overwhelming evidence that the Fake President is a liar, a conman and a fool.
Well, I survived my first trip to the bible belt (Tennessee) in over a decade. Made it through ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Congrats on your survival. Being a Tennessean, I know how hard it is to avoid the religulous. Best to you! :)
WHAT DO YOU THINK? VICE-PRESIDENT PENCE COMPARING PRESIDENT TRUMP TO MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:
The comparison is a grave insult to Martin Luther King, Jr.
trump and the republican Fascists Clean coal, which is so dirty it kills those who depend upon it to...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:
"Clean coal" is an oxymoron.
Our Supreme Court is Corporate owned and subsidized on behalf of the wealthy! Nine years ago ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:
It used to be that people could be genuinely proud to be a U.S. citizen. Today, we are ashamed of this country. I can't bring myself to even waive a flag anymore. I kneel for the anthem. I am relieved whenever I take a vacation overseas, and when asked where I'm from, I say Canada.
Seth on point.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Gawd works in mythterious ways!
Enjoying the Women's March today in Wenatchee, WA
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Three cheers for Wenatchee! Rah! Rah! Rah!
Religious license plates..
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Christians think of the church as the bride of God. One Christian wanted a license plate that said God's Wife. But that was too long. So he used the Latin for wife: GODSUX. He wondered why people thought he was anti-God. :D
New to the group ,interesting idea.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Jump right in with both feet and make yourself at home! :)
Does anyone read or write blogs?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 18, 2019:
I wrote a blog on my year in Italy (2015-2016). However, it is no longer online, as it would cost a bundle to keep it there.
Vice President Says Outrage Over Wife Karen Pence’s Discriminatory School Is ‘Offensive’ ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Maybe VP Pence will change his mind if some guy gives him a blow job. :)
Vice President Says Outrage Over Wife Karen Pence’s Discriminatory School Is ‘Offensive’ ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 18, 2019:
He seems to have no sense of morality or any ethics at all. He's a putz.
my new tree man is finished and ready for some creeping jenny in the spring or trailing ivy. a few ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Great! Keep up the good work! :D
So I currently clean houses... this lady had this tile... in her kitchen... It's really scary lol
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 18, 2019:
It looks like that lady needs her brain cleaned more than her house cleaned. :P
If and when the entirety of God died he or she was left with only so much. A bare minimum to create ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 17, 2019:
There was no god in the first place. Fictitious people don't die, except in fiction.
Happy Birthday Michelle Obama.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Michelle 2020. :)
It has been asked, if God made us all in his likeness why didn't make us all invisible. Just ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 17, 2019:
And why don't we all allow others to kill our children?
MISSING TURTLE AOC and her fellow freshman congress people went searching for the Senate Majority...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 17, 2019:
In this case, I believe the correct spelling would be "turdle." ;)
Perhaps the most depressing photo I've ever seen... ...taken 4947 metres down in the Mariana ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Barf!
I have only 170 points to get to reach level 7 - so now is the time for a poll. Do you think it ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Whatever floats your boat. As for me, I don't worry about points. I just enjoy corresponding with sane people. :)
Fossils discovered at B.C.'s Burgess Shale add branch to tree of life Agnostids, which lived ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Maybe they'll call the next discovery atheistids. :P
Actor Chris Pratt is starting a "bible-based" diet. Good grief. [guacamoley.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Paper with ink on it. Yum Yum! :P It seems to me that the Bible would work better at the other end -- as toilet paper.
The last supper?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Jesus Rump!
People ask me if I believe in life after death. I tell them, “I'm still trying to figure out the ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 16, 2019:
I say, "I'm more interested in life before death."
There is no such thing as reality
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 16, 2019:
I disagree.
Not only is orange cakes pathetic, stupid, arrogant, self absorbed and a sociopath, It is easy also...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 16, 2019:
He and Hitler are at the top of my despise list.
One potato, two potato and go!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Maybe a future movie (M.A.S.H. II) could be M.A.S.H. Potato.... :P
One potato, two potato and go!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Fiddler on the Potato
Randy Rainbow Releases Mocking Musical Number about Donald Trump's Wall.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 15, 2019:
Gotta love Randy Rainbow! :D
Is the President a Big Fat Liar? Or Is he misunderstood?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 15, 2019:
Conman, pathological liar, science denier, destroyer of America, destroyer of the world, Asshole in Chief.
Theism turns people into sheeple. After doing so, the church and the politicians can get them to ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 14, 2019:
Correct. Religion is a scam based on a myth.
How you milk sheep
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 13, 2019:
Here in Tennessee we call them *sheeple*.
How you milk sheep
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 13, 2019:
Yep. Religion is a scam based on a myth.
This makes my brain hurt
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 13, 2019:
There is no shortage of fools on this planet!
Two opposing views, the choice is yours
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 13, 2019:
I choose the second.
[pin.it] Heehee
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 13, 2019:
Perfect. :)
What was your favorite album of 2018?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 12, 2019:
My photo album of the trip to Italy. :)
Talk about finding a niche market......
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 12, 2019:
Slapping my forehead. When I got my law degree I went into real estate.
Bwaa-hah-ha-ha-ha!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 12, 2019:
I can't blame Canada. I am a citizen of the USA, and I'm ashamed of my country right now.
??‍♀️ I can’t with these people
BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 10, 2019:
According to the Morons (oops, Mormons), Jesus visited the Americans after his resurrection! LOL.
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