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I was born into a Mormon family and raised to be a Moron (oops, Mormon). I even served a two-year mission in Argentina. Later, I married a Mormon woman and had two children. While the children were still quite young, I did some research, hoping to prove Mormonism to be correct, so that I could convert my non-Mormon friends. I was shocked to discover that Joseph Smith, the founding prophet of the Mormons, was a false prophet. He made predictions in the name of the Lord that did not come true, and the time of their possible fulfillment had passed. Therefore, I left the Morons and was excommunicated for apostasy. Upon my excommunication, my wife took the children and disappeared. Later, I got divorce papers in the mail. I have not seen her since.

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Finally, a Green New Deal I can support
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 28, 2019:
I support AOC's Green New Deal. We really need to stop climate change.
What gives your life meaning? Why keep going? (just curious)
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 27, 2019:
Happiness gives me meaning. And it makes me happy to help others. So, helping others gives my life meaning
Beautiful hike today to Lanham Lake, WA. A vicious dog was worrisome.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 27, 2019:
Nice photos!
Is it just me or do Christian movies always have terrible acting?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 27, 2019:
Yes, the acting is terrible, but the script is worse.
Right Said Fred
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 27, 2019:
Why this would be on a church is beyond me! :o
Well, that's awkward.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 27, 2019:
I want to donate my ashes to a children's play area! :)
They're doing something with it.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 26, 2019:
They messed with my bongo drums, too! :P
Area 51memes.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 26, 2019:
I looked in the fridge and saw some Martians dressed as priests. I gasped and my spouse asked what was wrong. I said, "Oh, nothing. I just didn't know we had collared greens in here."
'In God We Trust' Signs Go Up In South Dakota Public Schools, As Required By Law : NPR
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 26, 2019:
😲🤢🤮
My brain and my eyes are sinful and I know it😉😉😉
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 26, 2019:
It took me a while, but I see it now. LOL
Does Uncle Sam Exist?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 25, 2019:
He exists as a mythical character. He does not exist in reality. In this way Uncle Sam is just like God, Jesus and the Holy Spook.
Sunday Morning Wood...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 25, 2019:
That's no saint. That's a sexist bigot who's afraid of this penis.
Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 25, 2019:
The corn wears it better!
Wooohoooo! Oh yesss!😉
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 25, 2019:
Will that turn a frog into a prince? :P
God damnit brain!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 24, 2019:
Now I know why Adam gave up his fig leaf for a starfish! :P
Locked inside my car. Can't get out. Car alarm blaring.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 24, 2019:
That'll give you something to laugh about, once the irritation fades away. :)
I feel guilty. I took my kids to church regularly for years. We haven’t been in the past two years...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 23, 2019:
We all grow. We are smarter now than before. No need to feel guilty. Just be honest with your children and let them know how you became more enlightened. Help them become enlightened, too.
Last call finds us all
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 22, 2019:
To comfort their Xian survivors.
They took down the suggestion box.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 21, 2019:
Oh, yes! I'd work there! :P
I know I have been posting a lot this week. I apologize for monopololizing. I am in the middle of ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 20, 2019:
Very nice photo! :D
Weekend intermission :)
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 20, 2019:
Excuse me while I ... 🤢🤮🤮🤮
"Hold my beer and watch this" D. J. Trump
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 20, 2019:
I wish he were mythical like Jesus!
Go back to your country
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Neo-confederates ... 🤢🤮🤮🤮
Loop hike today. Mountain bikers fixed scary trail.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Glorious photos! :D I'm glad you can hike, now that your toe is better. :)
Wooo hoooo!!!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 19, 2019:
You can call it stRUMPets.
I was born in south Georgia and raised in north Florida. I grew up in the culture of the rural ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Hear! Hear! Well said. :)
What a dumb ass!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 19, 2019:
In my view, everyone who smokes is an ass.
I'm not a very adulty adult.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Don't adults do adultery? :P
Catholic porno...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 19, 2019:
I'll have nun of that! :D
The whitehouse now
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 18, 2019:
It would be funny if it weren't so true.
Jesus walks into a Motel 6, throws some nails on the clerk's counter and says, "Can you put me up ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 18, 2019:
He just wants to hang around for a while.
A silly meme to be sure. Sometimes I find humor can be more effective with theists than something ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 17, 2019:
It depends on how a person thinks. An intellectual would want to delve into facts and evidence. A person who takes popularity as more important than facts will be more concerned with what others around him think.
Hi everyone. I wasn’t sure about joining as I definitely would label myself as an atheist but as I...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 17, 2019:
I am an atheist. I was born into a Moron (oops, Mormon) family, and was brainwashed to be a Moron (oops, Mormon). As an adult, I finally did some real research, and discovered that Joseph Smith, the founding prophet of the Morons, really could not predict the future with any kind of consistent accuracy. Then I tested the biblical prophets, and found the same thing. I also found many contradictions in the Bible, and stories that science debunks. Many christians tried to convince me that their religion was true. I read their apologetic books and pamphlets, and found that every argument was flawed. There is no consistent set of reasoning, facts or evidence to support religion. Therefore, I became an atheist.
I'm not that hungry.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 17, 2019:
😲🤢🤮🤮🤮
Growing up in a secular family, I was not indoctrinated into any religious or theistic beliefs. ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 17, 2019:
You are fortunate. Unlearning the brainwashing I received as a child was a very hard thing to do!
My shower glove...says fuck Trump!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 17, 2019:
The shower glove is smarter than the Fake President! :P
You are not alone [youtube.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 17, 2019:
Oops! :D
What is it that makes holy water holy.... is it the gestures or is there some incantation that we ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 17, 2019:
Holy water is a scam, part of the bigger scam that is religion itself. The blessing of water is just hocus pocus, mumbo jumbo, argle-bargle, gibberish, balderdash, claptrap, nonsense, twaddle, rubbish, gobbledygook, etc. You can drink "holy water" or wash your ass with it. It would be no different from any other water. Just don't do it where Catholics can see you, because they might attack you for it.
I am not an atheist.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 17, 2019:
I am atheist. I did my homework and discovered that there is NO good argument for the existence of gods in reality. They are all mythological. I spent years evaluating every book and pamphlet on apologetics that I could get my hands on. None of them has any convincing facts, reasoning, or evidence. Sure, it is possible that there is a more convincing book that I have not yet seen, but I think it improbable. Many religious people did their best to convince me, and they all failed.
Are you voting?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 17, 2019:
YES!!! We need to move on to our 46th president.
Surprise!!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 16, 2019:
Good point! :D
How do you make the sign of the mouse trap?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 16, 2019:
Is that Cheeses Christmouse, son of Mary Christmouse? :o
Popeyes is upping the game!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 16, 2019:
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So much more effective than therapy
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 15, 2019:
I'll have a tequila mockingbird, please. :P
Why they got so upset I have no idea...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 15, 2019:
I'll have to remember that for next time I'm asked. :)
Your fault, Jesus
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 15, 2019:
Or did he turn the water into a whine?
I dedicate this to SeaGreenEyez Let's hope it continues.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 15, 2019:
I'm ashamed to be an American, where the bullets fly so free, and I won't forget all those who die in every shooting spree. But the congress take their bribes and refuse to save the day. So the people keep on getting shot. God fuck the NRA.
Is religion the same as government?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 15, 2019:
The purpose of religion is to portray mythology as if it were reality in order to scare people into giving money to the liars who preach it. The purpose of good government is to encourage ethical and respectful behavior as well as cooperation in such necessary things as infrastructure and defense. A good government should treat religious scams as crimes.
Just chillin' at the cottage barbecuing and having a few wobbly pops.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 15, 2019:
So, does the barbecue taste like shit? :o
Colorado...mountain traffic jam.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 14, 2019:
I can't blame the cattle. When they have to relieve themselves they cross the road to get to the W.C. Fields. :P
Just another bad hair day
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 14, 2019:
After washing his hair does he get it tumble-dried? :P
Your so strong!!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 14, 2019:
It also keeps them from holding the hug too long. :)
Get to it y’all!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 14, 2019:
🤢🤮🤮🤮
Beach security
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 14, 2019:
Be careful, though. Some people pick up litter and throw it into a trash can.
I went to Florida and confronted America's most hateful preacher (Pastor Steven Anderson) outside ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Here's my song for Steven Anderson (sung to the tune of "I Love You a Bushel and a Peck"): God fuck you right up the ass with a prick as thick as Mama Cass. With a big thick dick may God fuck you and two big balls in a sac that'll beat you black and blue. Doodle doodle doodle, diddle diddle diddle, doodle doodle doodle doo. Diddle diddle diddle, Doodle doodle doodle, Diddle diddle God fuck you! Doo doo.
My new friend. Taken on a Nikon DSLR, 1/200 sec. hi speed flash sync, f/7.1, ISO-100.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Oh, yes! I love hummers! ... um ... hummingbirds.
Not The Nine O’Clock News - Rowan Atkinson etc. [youtu.be]
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Love Rowan Atkinson! :D
It was hot today.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Looks like he's joined the fan club! :P
I hear lazer lights drive cats crazy.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 12, 2019:
*cats.
Waiting for the next Trump rally...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Shocking! :o
Gonna take the plunge
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Oh, the splinters! :o
Trump in Asia - A Bad Lip Reading [youtube.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 12, 2019:
I love Bad Lip Reading! :D
The so called Church is facing mass protest as the pressure mounts to protect Mormon children from ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 12, 2019:
I'd rather just watch the Moron (oops, Mormon) church implode and exist no more.
We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Yep. All gods are mythical. :) Richard Dawkins, however, is real. His books are very much worth reading.
Hooray! First hike after broken toe.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 11, 2019:
Nice photos. And I'm very happy that your toe is better. :)
Making a book on the bible and need help filling in the blanks...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 11, 2019:
Jesus: You don't have to fuck the tiger anymore. I made you a woman. Abraham: What kind of god changes his mind like that!? Joseph: She sure makes up some crazy shit.
Took a trip to Mackinaw City, Michigan for my anniversary. We also went to Mackinac Island and the ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 11, 2019:
Very nice! :)
Sunrise at Canatara Park, Sarnia, Ontario. Not a person in sight. 💕
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 11, 2019:
Lovely shot! :)
What's wrong with society...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 11, 2019:
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Poisonous?? I was mowing the grass this morning and came across this little critter sunbathing in...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 10, 2019:
It's a rattlesnake. Capture it and release it in the wild, far away from your home.
Look on the bright side.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 10, 2019:
That's why I'm glad people eat buffalo wings. Flying buffalo would be just as bad as flying cows! :o
No beans. Hammers 500 dollars.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 10, 2019:
I'm guessing that sign means no littering; fine for littering is $500. I sure wish Tennessee would enforce its law against littering. People treat this state like a dump, without any consequences.
Lewis Black [youtube.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 10, 2019:
Flat Earthers are a bunch of idiotic morons. Get science!
How I feel
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 9, 2019:
Gotta love Lucy! :)
What do you think are some of the root causes of apathy in our society?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 9, 2019:
Why should I care what causes apathy? :P
Ditch Mitch. Save Democracy.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 9, 2019:
Here's rooting for Amy! :)
For the past week I've been beside my best friend and his 2 sisters as their mother entered the end ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 9, 2019:
Condolences....
Just heard this; Beware of Di Hydrogen Monoxide... [i.imgur.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 9, 2019:
Water you talking about? :P
Ron White [youtube.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 8, 2019:
He's funny, but I find his smoking in public disgusting. I will NOT go to see him live.
I guess they didn't see god after all... [vice.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 8, 2019:
The weed cookies were not as harmful as the falsehoods taught at the church.
How some people find there peace.
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Self-delusion is a temporary distraction, not a way for people to find their lasting peace.
All of the Revolutionary War Airport memes have been brilliant but gotta say this was the show ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I can't wait to get that moron out of the White House!
I wood......
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Is your dog pining for you? :P
Spent the last few nights in beaver mines park in Alberta, with my kids. It was pretty wet and ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Good photos! :)
Are we the masters of our lives?
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I agree that what life throws at us is not always our choice. However, we are free to deal with it as we see fit. When something bad happens, we can either sit and mope, or we can laugh it off. That is our choice. We are free to shape our own attitudes. Concentrate on the good things, and we will be happy. Concentrate on the bad things and we will be sad. We can be happy or not, no matter what life throws at us.
My daughter is a believer although not a fanatic and we have an agreement in that i am open about my...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I would teach them principles of scientific investigation, and suggest that they can apply those principles to religion to discover whether it is true or not.
Dump tRump
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 6, 2019:
Impeach the idiot!
Sorry if i ramble...i was raised Babtist in a small town, i remember going to church every Sunday ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 6, 2019:
Yes, such horrid brainwashing is child abuse. It took me decades to get over it.
10 facts about atheists | Pew Research Center
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 6, 2019:
Interesting article. It looks like some people are confused about the meaning of atheism. :)
Religious indoctrination in public schools. I do support religious teaching is public schools ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 6, 2019:
If religion is to be a school topic, it should be presented as mythology rather than reality.
It's a beautiful day!
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 6, 2019:
Is that Kelsey Grammer?
HEAVEN IN A NUTSHELL -- So to condense the myriad replies from Xians when I asked them what ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 5, 2019:
If I should die and wake up in heaven, the first thing I'll do is order a Coors Light. :P (Just kidding. When we die, we're dead. There is no heaven or hell.)
Umm.........
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 5, 2019:
I've heard of horsing around, but not like THIS! :o
My grandchildren recently started attending some sort or required class to become catholic. I asked...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 4, 2019:
It is science that saved me from religion. :) Question everything. Test everything. Go with facts and evidence, not blind beliefs. Studying the Bible scientifically, I discovered that the prophets had no gift of prophecy, that there are numerous contradictions in the Bible, that many stories are very unscientific, such as the 6-day creation and Noah's Ark, etc.
With all the talk about refugees lately ... Born Farrokh Bulsara in the Sultanate Zanzibar (now ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Yes. We need to be kinder and more accepting of refugees.
Big parade today
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 4, 2019:
These days, I am not proud of the USA. I cannot celebrate the 4th of July. I'm too ashamed of the mess the Fake President is making in this country and throughout the world.
I'm putting together a StreetRhythms blog post of my hometown of Royal Oak, Michigan. I spent the ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Nice photos. I also like the sign in the sixth photo. :)
The christians of Fort Worth, Texas went crazy over these banners promoting a seminar on the U.S. ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 3, 2019:
We really need to change the motto. Maybe go back to *E Pluribus Unum*? Or maybe add just one more letter: *In Good We Trust*.
I am a 100% skeptic about all things supernatural! Do any of you hold on to any supernatural ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Nope. I go with science.
Dwayne Perkins [youtube.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 2, 2019:
He wasn't kidding: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Best+Way+to+Wipe+Bottom=RESTAB :o