"When life gives you shit, make Koolaid..."
Darius Kincaid
Donβt put all your chips on one shoulder.
A bird in the hand is worth two to tango.
Iβm as hungry as the horse you rode in on.
You are beating up the wrong dead horse.
You can take that to the bank and smoke it.
Measure twice, cut the cheese.
I wouldnβt touch it with all the tea in China.
Sheβs not the sharpest knife in your back.
@MissKathleen Itβs like pulling teeth from a baby or falling off a hot tin roof
Ok, so I might have to use some of those: "Not the sharpest knife in my back" is freaking genius!!!
@scurry Thatβs a real kick in the bucket!
Is a bear catholic?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
When life gives you pickles, make lemons...
Posted by noworry28Yep, he didn't want to be a Beverly hillbilly, he became a Washington DC hillbilly.
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyThese just annoy meπ§
Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyInteresting numbers.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" πππ