No worries officer I gots him and he ain't goin nowheres...

Moravian comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I presume that they didn't have a blanket to keep the injured motorcyclist warm until the ambulance arrived so the cat came in handy.

Prejudice vs.

Moravian comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Far too many generalisations there. Every human suffers from cultural prejudice ?. I don't think so. Israeli Zionism is not racism but extreme nationalism

'I'm about to puke': QAnon followers finally sickened by their own toxic sludge" And I'm about ...

Moravian comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I watched a Texan guy and staunch republican being interviewed on BBC news, He lives in a caravan (trailer) with his pit bull. He said the only hope now is for Texas to secede from the union. I thought wow hasn't he done well and why do those people wear bloody great hats indoors. Does the roof leak maybe ?

If Biden really wants to bring Americans together he needs to follow separation of church and state.

Moravian comments on Jan 20, 2021:

I think that is unlikely. I watched the inauguration ceremony and gawd was in evidence from start to finish

I have hope for the future (maybe)

Moravian comments on Jan 20, 2021:

I'm not sure if they are getting stupider but with social media they may think they are better informed and they are just as gullible as ever. Fishermen and farmers in the UK ( yes there is a whole world outside the USA) voted for Brexit and now that fish and meat are rotting at the ports they are understandably upset.

If a human has sexual intercourse with an animal, matter of taste, we call it beastiality.

Moravian comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Humanality ?

This was a yummy one

Moravian comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Isn't that the beastie that ensures a painfull death if you stand on it. Strange way to label beer.

You thought Texass was crazy? Get a load of Floriduh's krazy Kooks! [youtu.be]

Moravian comments on Jan 19, 2021:

A crime against fashion !! Love it.

Craic krak Part of speech: noun Origin: Irish, 1970s 1: Enjoyable social activity.

Moravian comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Also in Scots Gaelic and it has been in use long before 1970

How will Biden be able to sleep at night?

Moravian comments on Jan 18, 2021:

"My Pillow" have full page adverts in "The Times" every day with recommendations from grateful customers saying things like "I have never slept so well", "I raved to my friends about them and I am buying ten more" etc. What did those people use as a pillow before ?. A breeze block ?

We start 2021 with 10 new members.

Moravian comments on Jan 18, 2021:

For some reason that saying id common in Finland although apparently they are an outgoing welcoming people.

What's happened to the "newsfeed"?

Moravian comments on Jan 18, 2021:

I wondered about that and this group could do with a few more contributors . Your post has received more comments than I have seen before.

Strike a pose.. you got this..

Moravian comments on Jan 18, 2021:

What an image. It would make a Venetion blind.

Mine is: No Fly List

Moravian comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The not so pretty things The small faeces The impeached boys

Yeah they check on me too

Moravian comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Aren't you lucky. I have a nice man phone me frequently to advise me how to avoid paying £69.99 for Amazon's premium service I have never signed up for.

Turkish Creationist Adnan Oktar Sentenced to Over 1,000 Years in Jail | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Moravian comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Sounds like your average Christian evangelist.

I feel there is a lot of undisclosed racism of people here on this site.

Moravian comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Haven't seen it personally, and if it is undisclosed how can you see it ?

ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyy .

Moravian comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Who does he think he is ?. James Bond !!

Where there is a will, there is a way.

Moravian comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Early in the lockdown I saw a woman in a small Lidl supermarket in my local town with a green plastic bottle cut in half lengthways and hanging in front of her face. I wish I had managed to photograph her.

Sorry, but I just had to...

Moravian comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Please. I am just about to have dinner.

Taking the white Christian nationalist symbols at the Capitol riot seriously

Moravian comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I watched a woman being interviewed and her comment was " I believe in freedom and democracy" How delusional are those people. They want to overturn a democratically elected president and they believe in democracy ???

Anyone else?

Moravian comments on Jan 8, 2021:

measure twice and cut once

Does God exist?

Moravian comments on Jan 7, 2021:

I'm not one for labels but if I have to have one "philosophical atheist" sounds about right.

It seems the administration is atheist and should change be the name if the website to Atheists .

Moravian comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Judging by the comments on another thread relating to comments supposedly made by Neil deGrasse Tyson maybe the name "closet theist" would be more apt.

This could get to be interesting.

Moravian comments on Jan 6, 2021:

The most realistic comment on his bizarre and erratic behaviour is that he is so terrified of losing the protection of the presidency because he knows that he will be in court on multiple charges as soon as he vacates the white house.

Do you think they'll take him? [lancastercourier.com]

Moravian comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Certainly don't want him here. People who cheat at golf are unwelcome. Anyway the Sunday post has about as much credibility as "The Onion" so I would ignore it.

If you don't laugh at this one, I wonder about you...

Moravian comments on Jan 4, 2021:

They had a stable relationship ?

A blast from the past.

Moravian comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Took me a minute but there is a likeness

Could you call this "A non Pan Frying Stick"?

Moravian comments on Jan 2, 2021:

What happens when the outdoorsy, natural living presenter stands too near his campfire ?.-- Bear Grills ;-)

Yes what would you say ?

Moravian comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Did you have to use such a big probe ?

What was Trump's greatest offense? Or, what other offense was worse...

Moravian comments on Jan 1, 2021:

persuading the Govt. in Edinburgh to allow him to desecrate a site of scientific interest on the Aberdeen coast by creating a white elephant, sorry, the greatest golf course in the world.

Scottish Local Council Chooses Catholic “Sex Ed” Over Comprehensive Curriculum | Val Wilde | ...

Moravian comments on Jan 1, 2021:

That is quite bizarre as there is there is usually no love lost between the wee frees and the papists

Life goals.

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

First trial of Russia's new high speed transport system

from the mouth of babes

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

An alternative is ;- Little girl-- Is that a female horse officer ? Policeman -- Yes and her name is Bonnie Little girl -- well shouldn't the cunt be at the rear end of the horse and not on top of it

That should put an end to all that nonsense!

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

Deer, deer. That's in very bad taste.

You know you are a dick when Dick Cheney is trending because of you.....

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

A bit dated. Surely the Quayle shooting season ended in 1993

Well at least nobody's lying to you.

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

Unless you are in New Jersey where you get a nice young man to assist you.

Question to atheists and agnostics: Are you sure no god exists that you believe in?

Moravian comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Oddly, the exact origin of the word God is unknown. All that we know for certain is that the word God is a relatively new European invention, which was never used in any of the ancient Judaeo-Christian scripture manuscripts which were written in Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek or Latin. I am sure the pantheist "god" is totally different from the accepted meaning of the word

Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper [youtube.]

Moravian comments on Dec 28, 2020:

A great song but what is the message-- Lets have a suicide pact ?

British PM waxes lyrical on his Brexit achievement but others identify the costs & disadvantages of ...

Moravian comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Only time will tell but in my opinion only saving grace of the deal is that it is better than no deal.

Spelling test.

Moravian comments on Dec 28, 2020:

The pretentious pratts in Victorian times thought they were being clever in using the ancient Greek practice of putting a "P" in front of words. One which really annoys me is "ptarmigan" from the Gaelic word "Tarmichan". Which is a bird of the grouse family in the higher hills around here. I refuse to use the word.

At a job interview, I was asked the following question; How is work efficiency important to you ?

Moravian comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I don't see what the answer has to do with the question. Surely an employer would expect their employees to work efficiently.

Kingship USA So Americans think they can get rid of Kings and call themselves a republic?

Moravian comments on Dec 26, 2020:

I think the Boston tea party was more about the refusal to pay taxes levied by the British than "freedom". Many in America were loyal to the king.

‎Tuesday, ‎December ‎1, ‎2020 I AM & U R an - Eternal Spirit of Divine Essence - being a...

Moravian comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Quelle surprise !!. The words "sublunar" and "telurian" are actual words. I thought they came from your fevered imagination

So my FB page has a bunch of Xmas messages reminding me that Jesus was born on this day and how he ...

Moravian comments on Dec 26, 2020:

As he scored for Man City against my team last week I certainly will not be thanking him for anything.

I might have posted this last year, but it isn't as if anyone would remember! Happy Solstice: ...

Moravian comments on Dec 21, 2020:

At the winter solstice the sun reaches it's nadir,as viewed from the northern hemisphere, and then appears to be static in it's trajectory for three days before rising in the sky again. Although this phenomenon is not directly connected to the Jesus story the rising on the third day probably has a connection

I've always enjoyed a good strong Scotch Ale - "a wee heavy" .

Moravian comments on Dec 21, 2020:

I remember it well. May still be around but is lost in the plethora of new ales

Oh this is so sad a piece of news.

Moravian comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Obviously not praying hard enough. Let Janis help them https://youtu.be/zAyOUTTsyZo?t=32

Alrighty, then!

Moravian comments on Dec 18, 2020:

I saw a woman of African or West Indian descent being interviewed about the vaccine. She said she uses traditional treatments like garlic and ginger. Wow with the amount of garlic I eat I should live forever.

Tomorrow is rum ball making day and also Keith Richard's birthday.

Moravian comments on Dec 18, 2020:

https://youtu.be/Wfj1O_fApvA Happy birthday Keef. Here's a memory from the early days.

If I ever started a religious organization, I’d mandate free ice cream at our churches.

Moravian comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I have only tasted communion wine once. I was about 15 and was at a clearance sale or "roup" as we call them up here in a church which had closed in the village. We found a few bottles in a cupboard and had a swig. It was absolutely disgusting but may have been years old.

Please let me know your thoughts

Moravian comments on Dec 17, 2020:

The answer is 42, but what is the question

I had not realized this was formalized! Please see accompanying info in comments, sorry it didn't ...

Moravian comments on Dec 16, 2020:

And choose you parents with care,

Guess who was really the first to get the vaccine in the UK? :-D

Moravian comments on Dec 16, 2020:

To the tower with you !!

I was raised feeling that my existence is a burden to others.

Moravian comments on Dec 16, 2020:

They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another's throats. Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don't have any kids yourself.” Phillip Larkin I know what you mean. I had a similar upbringing and I think Pkillip Larkin is spot on.

will try to post one or two thoughts on this later.

Moravian comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Harold Wilson famously said " A week is a long time in politics" so two months is an eternity.. This can only be good but the main problem is still is Israel's treatment of the Palestinians. Hopefully when Kushner departs with Trump, Biden can put some pressure on Israel but I doubt it.

My wife just opened a bottle of Australian wine with a "screw-cap" to have with our dinner, she said...

Moravian comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Maybe that should be "I hope it's not screwed "

A person's got to eat, butt

Moravian comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Just saving time and energy by bypassing his digestive system.

Yes, there is a war between science and religion

Moravian comments on Dec 14, 2020:

A load of incoherent waffle. There are not two "Truths". There are the "truths" of science and the mythology of religion

How do you think your Christian friends would react if you sent them cards wishing them a happy ...

Moravian comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I think they would be confused. All this card sending ritual does is let you know that the sender is still alive unless of course if it has a "to whom it may concern" letter enclosed which lists the great achievements of children you have never heard of and how much better the whole family is doing than your lot.. Cynical --me ??

7 Steps to Grooming Your Young Christian Wife | Biblical Gender Roles

Moravian comments on Dec 11, 2020:

I think there is some truth in it. I watched a BBC documentary where Miriam Magoles the English Jewish lesbian actress visited evangelical Christian families in the USA and the wife was certainly submissive to the husband. I remember the woman in tears when Miriam mentioned evolution and there was a sign on the bedroom door to warn of the older children when the wife was doing the lords work with hubby.

Below is a political flyer that came in my mail today and I was having a turbulent day, so I wrote ...

Moravian comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Isn't jaywalking an offence over there ?

You noticed?

Moravian comments on Dec 9, 2020:

And over '60's play bowls ;-)

Do you get dark humor?

Moravian comments on Dec 9, 2020:

My favourite quotation attributed to Stalin is "One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."

What personality traits were passed down from your ancestors?

Moravian comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Procrastination. I used to be undecided now I'm not so sure. My favourite quotation from Dickens-- " procrastination is the thief of time, nab him "

What Do Atheists Do at Christmas?

Moravian comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Celebrate the winter solstice and eat drink and be merry

There's nothing to worry about apparently! :-D

Moravian comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Marty Feldman RIP

I just got banned from the conservative atheist .

Moravian comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Why did it take so long ?. You obviously weren't trying

Just because a person is agnostic doesn't mean that they have to believe in evolution and the same ...

Moravian comments on Dec 6, 2020:

Are you serious ??

Not exactly funny, but super-obvious.

Moravian comments on Dec 6, 2020:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/philip-green-urged-to-sell-super-yacht-to-save-arcadia-staff-pensions/ar-BB1bzbHC Many a true word etc.

Redneck logic

Moravian comments on Dec 5, 2020:

I remember when wearing seat belts became mandatory and Volvo started fitting a warning buzzer if the car was driven without the drivers seat belt being used. I knew some drivers who would connect the seat belt and sit on it rather than use it as intended.

Move over Clanadonia?

Moravian comments on Dec 4, 2020:

Prima Nocta !. Interesting choice of name.

[cnn.com]. Supreme Court rules for religion and against public health. CNN

Moravian comments on Dec 4, 2020:

wtf is happening to the USA ?. At one time they were an example to the rest of the world in many ways. Now they seem to determined to be a laughing stock.

Happy birthday, John Mayall!! "I keep healthy and I'm always very active and always have been so.

Moravian comments on Dec 4, 2020:

The first LP I ever bought was by John Mayal's Bluesbreakers back in the '60's. Many happy returns John.

How much of our religious doctrines come from the consumption of psychotropic substances?

Moravian comments on Dec 3, 2020:

I think you are right about the author of Revelations. I remember watching a BBC documentary about it on BBC years ago. They reckoned the author had ingested magic mushrooms.

Unpopular Opinion: Young Earth Creationists are on the same level as Flat Earthers. : atheism

Moravian comments on Dec 3, 2020:

This no doubt is true but why post this on an agnostic/atheist site ?. To make ourselves feel superior to those ignorant theists ?.

Virtually every agnostic lives like an atheist, living completely irreligious lives Dennis ...

Moravian comments on Dec 2, 2020:

Did you mean Dennis Prager ?. You may not be aware but there is a group for quotations

If only her faith were stronger.

Moravian comments on Dec 1, 2020:

The man who married her must have a preexisting condition -- insanity !!

I went looking for a holiday tree today and I found a Noble fir for 80$.

Moravian comments on Dec 1, 2020:

wtf is a holiday tree ?

Are religions similar to capitalist businesses?

Moravian comments on Nov 30, 2020:

Normal interest mortgages are "haram" in Islam so the purchaser buys the house together with the bank who then charge rent on their portion. Pathetic. It's still interest whatever they call it.

Morals Without Religion? How?

Moravian comments on Nov 30, 2020:

Nonsense. Most primitive people have some sort of covering An example is the penis gourd worn by men in Papua New Guinea which predates Christianity by thousands of years. "Robbing and rapping". I'm not a fan of gangsta rap but I don't think many of them are robbers.

Surprisign book facts....

Moravian comments on Nov 30, 2020:

My parents only appeared to read tabloid newspapers but as an inquisitive child I found some books hidden in a cupboard. School prizes of my father mostly. The first one I read was "Treasure Island" by Robert Louis Stevenson. I was hooked and have been reading continuously ever since.

Same price.

Moravian comments on Nov 30, 2020:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/british-airways-stewardess-offers-extra-services-in-flight-and-during-layovers/ar-BB1btQ4j?li=BBoPWjQ Is this her ?

Last night I had a friend call asking if she could come over.

Moravian comments on Nov 30, 2020:

"she is very attractive, even at 45" ??.ffs that;s a bit patronising.

It's that time of year!

Moravian comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Happy holidays !!

Scotland Will Finally Remove Unintentional Blasphemy Law In New Hate Crimes Bill | Hemant Mehta | ...

Moravian comments on Nov 27, 2020:

It is only about 300 years since Thomas Aitkenhead was executed for blasphemy in Edinburgh. Since then we have had the Scottish and European enlightenment but the blasphemy law remains. Apparently most of the "crimes" covered in the new bill are already adequately covered by existing legislation so why not just abolish the blasphemy law and leave it at that.

Napoleon Dynamite - Patrick Street - Music for a Found Harmonium [youtube.

Moravian comments on Nov 25, 2020:

Dated dogma. Since the early church created the trinity, blasphemy against one is blasphemy against the others.

Had to share this.

Moravian comments on Nov 25, 2020:

There is a new seniors GPS on the market. It not only tells you where you are it tells you why you went there.

Thank you pandemic!

Moravian comments on Nov 25, 2020:

TP'd ?

Time to go tree hunting and answering all the questions about Christmas

Moravian comments on Nov 25, 2020:

Good one

Egyptian Researcher: People Become Atheists Because Holy Books Have Obvious Lies | Hemant Mehta | ...

Moravian comments on Nov 24, 2020:

They are not lies but primitive beliefs which have mostly been disproved

We're Movin' On Up!

Moravian comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Is that to transport his golf trophies ?

Always a favorite of mine, but had trouble understanding the lyrics. The Hollies. [m.youtube.com]

Moravian comments on Nov 23, 2020:

I wasn't into the Hollies back in the day but that was really good

Christians Bullied Shop Owner to Stay Closed on Sundays, But the Plan Backfired | Hemant Mehta | ...

Moravian comments on Nov 23, 2020:

If you live there and have your washing out on the line on a Saturday evening you will receive a phone call from a church member reminding you to take it in. There was an amusing comment in the remake of the film Whiskey Galore starring Eddie Izzard. He played the English army officer chasing the contraband whisky. The smugglers couldn't go and rescue the whisky on the sabbath but Eddie's posh English wife had her washing blowing in the breeze. I'm sure this was shown deliberately to annoy the local church members

Trumptrum Memorabilia

Moravian comments on Nov 23, 2020:

more likely because no one would lick his backside.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Moravian comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Next in the queue was a cartoonist who was overdrawn

Name this band.

Moravian comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Grateful when they're dead

When You Take the Bible Literally, This is One of the More Disturbing Passages | Hemant Mehta | ...

Moravian comments on Nov 22, 2020:

"Nice work Jesus" ?.

A Christian Airline Aiming to Transport Missionaries Hopes to Launch by 2021 | Hemant Mehta | ...

Moravian comments on Nov 22, 2020:

I understand that there are few Boeing 737 MAX airliners going cheap

Credit where it's due, that was one heck of a jump for a cow to make. Gold Medal BBQl!

Moravian comments on Nov 22, 2020:

https://youtu.be/zfsTo2cEnfw?t=60 This is how it's done