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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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1 day ago1d

Posted by anglophone
Q: Why is an anemic monarch like masturbation? A: Because they are both wan-king.
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1 day ago1d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Why does Grandma spray Windex all over her Medicare co-pay invoices?" "She said she wants a clean bill of health."
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1 day ago1d

Posted by Moravian
A woman went into a store and asked for tampax. The hard of hearing storekeeper thought she said tacks and said do you want the type that have to be hammered in or you can push in with your thumb. Poor lady looked horrified.
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2 days ago2d

Posted by Zealandia
I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring.
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2 days ago2d

Posted by noworry28
My neighbor saw me with my car hood up last month when I was putting windshield wiper fluid in my car to refill it. Yesterday he asked me what's the best oil to use for an oil change. I told him Avocado or olive oils are what I use. Now he is mad ...
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2 days ago2d

Posted by Zealandia
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
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3 days ago3d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I love going outdoors. It's so much easier than going out windows.
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4 days ago4d

Posted by Zealandia
I saw a giant mouse so I tried to hit it. I now have a lifetime ban from Disneyland.
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4 days ago4d

Posted by Moravian
They say one in four men is gay. I have three best friends so I wonder which of them is gay. I hope it's Paul. He is cute !
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5 days ago5d

Posted by Zealandia
Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns... ...but the third has groan in significance.
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6 days ago6d

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife I saw an alien on the way to work this morning She said “How do you know it’s on its way to work?”
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Zealandia
Twice a year there is a newsletter released about dried fruit. On those dates, it is raisin awareness of currant events.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? "Try Sara's Tops!"
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Moravian
My son has been wearing a" GO VEGAN "T shirt for the past few days. So far he has been punched, spat on , had a bottle thrown at him. Just wait until he goes outside !
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Zealandia
I did some acid before I took my vision exam. It went great, I passed with flying colours.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Zealandia
I got in line to watch the Oppenheimer movie around lunchtime, but I realised it was three hours long and I was starving. So I went to the Barbie queue instead.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by anglophone
Did you hear about the odd-ball Chinese gentleman? He was known as Wun Hung Low.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Zealandia
I remember being fed yeast and sitting in the oven. That’s just how I was raised.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
I’m so proud of myself because it only took me six months to complete a jigsaw puzzle. The box said two to four years.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
I was reading a book about an immortal dog. It was impossible to put down.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Moravian
I wasn't very close to my father when he died. Just as well because he stepped on a landmine.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Moravian
I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof !!
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
My boss said I intimidate my co-workers. I stared at him until he apologised.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
I watched a documentary about how pickles are made. It was jarring.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
I’m quite fair skinned. I’ve got tattoos of a merry-go-round, dodgems and a ferris wheel.
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.
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