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WTF β€” World Taekwondo Federation What They Forecast? Shut The Front Door β€” it’s really cold out there
Posted by By Morganfreeman | 3 comments | OH, USA | Last Dec 8, 2018
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A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Posted by By Hominid | 0 comments | Burnstown, Canada | Last Dec 8, 2018
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This morning I was beat up by a beautiful woman on the elevator. I was staring at her huge boobs, when she said "Press one." So I did. I don't remember much after that.
Posted by By Hominid | 0 comments | Burnstown, Canada | Last Dec 8, 2018
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This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. ...
Posted by By Hominid | 4 comments | Burnstown, Canada | Last Dec 8, 2018
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I remember this from days of youth: a bathroom wall ... "some come here sit and think, others come shit and stink, but I come here scratch my balls and write my poetry on the walls."
Posted by By SKH78 | 2 comments | Minneapolis, USA | Last Dec 8, 2018
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A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's ...
Posted by By Lilac-Jade | 0 comments | Canada | Last Dec 7, 2018
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Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick." Mother: "What makes you say that?" Mikey: "It's starting to surface."
Posted by By Lilac-Jade | 3 comments | Canada | Last Dec 7, 2018
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I managed to get through to my solicitors today: "Good morning, Grabbit, Grabbit & Grabbit solictors." Could I speak to Mr Grabbit, please? "I'm afraid he's off sick today." In that case ...
Posted by By Zealandia | 1 comments | UK | Last Dec 6, 2018
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The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?" The ...
Posted by By Lilac-Jade | 1 comments | Canada | Last Dec 6, 2018
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Don't wine about it.
Posted by By ejbman | 6 comments | Highlands Ranch, USA | Last Dec 6, 2018
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I wonder what it would be like in a limmerick factory.
Posted by By ejbman | 2 comments | Highlands Ranch, USA | Last Dec 6, 2018
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Teacher: "How do you keep your old car running better?" Student: "Check the prices of a new car regularly."
Posted by By Lilac-Jade | 2 comments | Canada | Last Dec 7, 2018
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I have been outclassed by the local news. This really happened tonight. Couldn't make this stuff up. Channel 7 was guilty of the worst inadvertent pun of all time tonight. The story was a follow-up ...
Posted by By SonOfABeachII | 3 comments | NE, USA | Last Dec 5, 2018
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I have been outclassed by the local news. This really happened tonight. Couldn't make this stuff up. Channel 7 was guilty of the worst inadvertent pun of all time tonight. The story was a follow-up ...
Posted by By SonOfABeachII | 1 comments | NE, USA | Last Dec 4, 2018
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I hate it when people can't let go of the past. It's done and over with, just move on... Debt collectors are the worst!
Posted by By noworry28 | 2 comments | Palm Springs, USA | Last Dec 4, 2018
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I really don't like it when people tell me that I am a procrastinator. I'll prove them wrong someday. They can just wait and see.
Posted by By noworry28 | 3 comments | Palm Springs, USA | Last Dec 4, 2018
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When I was young... Back when I was a young boy my mom would send me to the store with $5 and I would come back with 6 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 1 gallon of milk, a whole chicken, a dozen eggs, ...
Posted by By noworry28 | 4 comments | Palm Springs, USA | Last Dec 3, 2018
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Sometimes I have ding-dongs, sometimes I have ho-hos. I guess you could say I'm bisnacksual.
Posted by By OpposingOpposum | 3 comments | Sarasota, USA | Last Dec 3, 2018
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I joke I remember I told when I was about ten years old: If boys have wieners and girls have buns, what do you get when you put them together? A HOT DOG!!!!
Posted by By SKH78 | 2 comments | Minneapolis, USA | Last Dec 3, 2018
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Me: What happened to you? You don't look so good. Friend: I got stung by a brose. Me: There's no b in rose. Friend: There was in this one!
Posted by By Lilac-Jade | 2 comments | Canada | Last Dec 2, 2018
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The president is packing for a trip to Japan and being aware of the custom of removing ones shoes before entering the home, he ask his staff to procure a pair of loafers. The day of the trip, two ...
Posted by By Lilac-Jade | 1 comments | Canada | Last Dec 1, 2018
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Why did Miss Muffet need directions? She lost her Whey.
Posted by By Lilac-Jade | 2 comments | Canada | Last Dec 1, 2018
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I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise. My boss asked, "What companies?" I replied, "Gas, water, and electricity."
Posted by By Lilac-Jade | 2 comments | Canada | Last Nov 30, 2018
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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing Boeing Boeing
Posted by By SonOfABeachII | 3 comments | NE, USA | Last Nov 30, 2018
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Centuries ago there was this viking named Rudolph the red. One day he looked out the window and told his wife it's going to rain. I'm just sure of it. She said how can you be so sure? He said because ...
Posted by By SonOfABeachII | 1 comments | NE, USA | Last Nov 29, 2018


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