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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "wife" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie... Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
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Mar 13Mar 13

Posted by Zealandia
My wife and I sometimes disagree about whether to add eggs to cream. Custardy disputes are always rough.
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Mar 1Mar 1

Posted by Severnman
A married couple in their 60s are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. 'I want to travel around the world with my husband', said the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand. Husband says, 'sorry luv, but my wish ...
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Feb 5Feb 5

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Ouch!!!!............. Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen. Wife: I am coming with the broom. Husband: It’s not urgent. You can walk.
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Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with pens. Bye, Rose.
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Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
My wife told me to stop making camera puns. I told her to stop focusing on the negatives and develop a sense of humour. She left me in a flash.
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Nov 2, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats. I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. It wooden start.
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Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba fettish.
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Oct 23, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I told my wife that there is only one thing that scares me on Halloween. My wife: Which is? Me: Exactly!
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Oct 22, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife shot me with the nail gun today... She must think I’m a stud!
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Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.
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Jun 15, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I replied that I didn’t know he played cricket.
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May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with supermarkets. I asked: “Do you want any help with your packing?"
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Mar 16, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person. She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?” Me: “We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”
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Mar 9, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner told me I planted the wrong flowers. Oopsie daisy!
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Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.
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Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.
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Dec 27, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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Dec 19, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the brawl at the post office? The stamps got licked by the postmaster. =================== My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker. Then I realized she just wanted to do laundry. So I folded.
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Dec 15, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My wife texted me saying "Your great!". I responded, "No, you're great!" She said the text made her day when she got home. I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
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Dec 5, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It’s not like I did anything!
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Oct 26, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked my wife when her birthday was. She said March 1st. So I walked around the room and asked again.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.
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Sep 15, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
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Jun 14, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Zealandia
We thought our house was haunted so we got the local priest in to exorcise it. By the time he left there were no spirits left in the house at all and precious little beer.
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.
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