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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "wife" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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10 hours ago10h

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep... She is infringing on my right to bear arms!
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused. It must have been the delivery.
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Jan 17Jan 17

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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Jan 17Jan 17

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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Jan 16Jan 16

Posted by anglophone
Husband to au pair just before dinner: "Have you laid the table?" Au pair: "No, but I have just laid your wife."
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Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.
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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!
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Dec 16, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Nov 22, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife I saw an alien on the way to work this morning She said “How do you know it’s on its way to work?”
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Sep 23, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I told her that I didn’t know he played cricket.
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Aug 30, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife went to a roofing seminar for women only. She said it was great. All the shingle ladies were there.
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Apr 29, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie... Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
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Mar 13, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife and I sometimes disagree about whether to add eggs to cream. Custardy disputes are always rough.
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Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Severnman
A married couple in their 60s are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. 'I want to travel around the world with my husband', said the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand. Husband says, 'sorry luv, but my wish ...
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Feb 5, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Ouch!!!!............. Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen. Wife: I am coming with the broom. Husband: It’s not urgent. You can walk.
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Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with pens. Bye, Rose.
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Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
My wife told me to stop making camera puns. I told her to stop focusing on the negatives and develop a sense of humour. She left me in a flash.
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Nov 2, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats. I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. It wooden start.
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Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba fettish.
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Oct 23, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I told my wife that there is only one thing that scares me on Halloween. My wife: Which is? Me: Exactly!
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Oct 22, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife shot me with the nail gun today... She must think I’m a stud!
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Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.
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Jun 15, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I replied that I didn’t know he played cricket.
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May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with supermarkets. I asked: “Do you want any help with your packing?"
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

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