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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "cats" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Nov 23, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Severnman
I swallowed the cat's medication. Don't ask meow.
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Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by anglophone
Should quantum computers be known as Schrödinger's cat computers?
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat? Chicago.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won? “One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
One Friday, little Tommy said to his mother, "Mummy, you know how big cats have little cats and big dogs have little dogs - why don't big trains have little trains?" "I don't know," She said, then cunningly added, "Why don't you ask Daddy when he ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child ...
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jan 1, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by SeanMoore
Did you hear about the dyslexic and atheist cat. He d id ndot believe in the dog.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 23, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
I was reminded today of a poem by the wonderfully awful victorian Scottish poet William McGonagall. "The chicken is a noble beast, the cow is much forlorner It stands alone upon a field, with a leg at every corner"
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 21, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
Something my cat would do...
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 12, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by DHellstorm
A woman goes to a farmers market and asks for broccoli. The clerk is a little busy, but says, "We're out!" She waits until it calms a bit and asks, "C'mon, it's Broccoli! You have to have a little, right?" The clerk looks a little agitated, but ...
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by mzee
The temp had dropped, and a little bird in the grass was freezing. along came a cow and shit on him! the shit was warm, thawed him out and he started chirping. a cat heard him, dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story Those who shit on you are ...
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 2, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Pete01938
What astronomers have been hiding from us all along!
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 31, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Truly scary
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 18, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
I was such an ugly kid when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up!
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
Condom-popup blocker.
0 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by noworry28
Three mice are sitting in a bar when 2 of them decide to prove how tough they are. The first mouse drinks a shot of scotch and says "when I see a pile of rat poison, I put in my coffee for a good buzz during the day." The second mouse says "oh ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 13, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Leafhead
Then there was the veteranarian who did some time for sewing the tail back onto a cat who'd been in an accident. The charge: retailing pussy, of course!
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Remember dogs cannot operate an MRI machine. But cats can.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 29, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Meow but if you get this one. A cat walks into a bar. And he doesn't.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 28, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Recently I read this book titled 'Democracy'. I like the author. Paul O'Ticks.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by CallMeDave
It's raining cats and dogs outside. I stepped of my porch and onto a poodle.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by Doug
A friend asked me one day, "Do you ever have difficulty breathing when you wake up?" "Yes" "I mean the kind where you feel a weight pressing down on your chest?" "Oh, ya" "Well, what do you do about that?" "I just tell the cat she has to sleep at the...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
Mr. and Mrs. Potato had three daughters, all of whom had recently become engaged and were each going to announce her engagement to their parents at dinner. The oldest daughter said: "I am going to marry a russet potato." Her dad exclaimed: "That is...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
Once upon a time there was a monastery in the Himalayas where the friars decided that to raise money for expenses they would run a flower shop. And they gathered unusual species from all over to grow in a greenhouse and sell in the shop. One day they...
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company."
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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