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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "teacher" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
May 31May 31

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no 'R' in it. I said, "No way!"
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Little Johnny: My Dad’s name is Chuckling and my Mum’s name is Laughing. Teacher: You’re kidding. Little Johnny: No that's my brother, I'm Joking.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Well, because class started before I got here.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment… So I created an Al Gore-ithm.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 27, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 28, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My Maths teacher called me average. How mean.
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Oct 27, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Triphid
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out forest fires of course. Why do elephants have such large, flat feet? To put out burning ducks of course. Why do Rhinos have such large horns? To warn the slow moving pygmies to get out the way of course.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 21, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Triphid
It is Roll Call time for the Kids at the local High School. The Teacher is about to begin calling out the names when the door opens and a student walks in. "You're late", she say to him," Where have you been?" "Up Penny lane Miss, up Penny Lane." He ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 30, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Teacher; "Can anyone name the 3 kings that brought happiness and joy to the world?" Little Johnny - "Smo-king, drin-king and fuc-king"
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 21, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia
Found out today that I'm colour blind... It came out of the green!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 21, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to construct a sentence with the word "contagious" in it. "The president should have acted early to this virus but it took the contagious"
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
Little Johnny is sitting in class one morning when the Teacher asks who can say the alphabet. Johnny raise his hand quite hurriedly and the Teacher says, " Right Johnny, say your alphabet." Johnny yells, "But Miss,." The Teacher says, " No buts about...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 3, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Retiring Wisconsin Teacher Admits Defecating in Park for 2 Years Retiring Wisconsin English teacher Jeffrey S. Churchwell, has been arrested local authorities on charges of defecating twice a day in a local public park for over...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day. His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?" Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 29, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by SKH78
End of school year ... grade school chant "School's out, school's out, teacher let the monkeys out, one went east and one went west and one went up the teacher's dress !!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 9, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year? Little Johnny: Twelve. Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure? Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2....
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?" The student thought about it for a minute then replied: ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Teacher: "How do you keep your old car running better?" Student: "Check the prices of a new car regularly."
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said. One of the kids raises his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 9, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Yes, Theo, what is it?" asked the teacher. "I don’t want to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don't get better grades, someone was going to be in big trouble."
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 8, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lukian
ugh puns!..
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 29, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left? Me: ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 19, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Teacher: "Okay class let's start by sharing our dreams. What's yours David?" David: "My dream is to earn $20,000 a month like my dad." Teacher: "Wow! Your dad earns that much?" David: "No ma'am, that's also my dad's dream."
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Teacher: "Make a sentence that starts with 'I'." Bobby: "I is..." Teacher: "No, Bobby. You should say 'I am', never 'I is'." Bobby: "Okay. I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."
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Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

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Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

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