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Oldest Posts By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Feb 16, 2018Feb 2018

It's All About Grammar - A Grammar Nazi woman, sends a text to her husband. You are as useless as "ueue", in the word Queue.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 16, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Importance of Physics :: College Jokes A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out. “To ...

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Feb 16, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Left Turn Indicator Elderly Jokes On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tiplight. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. "I'm sorry to bother ...

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Feb 17, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by KatieBeth93

What did one nut say to the other nut he was chasing? I'm gonna cashew!

Problems with the Bed - Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta ...

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Feb 17, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by EricTrommater

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? ... Wait I thought this was a group about cheese jokes.

I am going to combine a cheese joke and cheese. What is the favorite religious song for Wisconsin? “What a friend we have in Cheeses”.

Sounds like a joke my dad would make.

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Two Cows in a Field - On a beautiful sunny summer morning there were two cows in a field. The first cow said "mooo" and the second cow said "baaaaaa." The first cow was surprised and asked the second cow, "Why did you say "baaaaa?" The second cow...

Another one from "Cheesy Jokes Group". Husband and wife are having a conversation. Wife: "?Since we got married, we don't go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore."? Husband: ...

There are 2 pieces of cheese sat next together having a little chat. One piece of cheese sticks his tounge out and says 'ne ne ne ne ne na', the other piece of cheese said 'huh, your'e not very mature'

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Too Expensive "Cheesy Jokes Group" A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 ...

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by LilAtheistLady

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know....

I paid my 15 year old $10 to wash the dishes. Then, on his way to the bathroom, I mugged him because it’s my job to teach him life lessons.

This morning I was beat up by a beautiful woman on the elevator. I was staring at her boobs, when she said "Press one." So I did. I don't remember much after that.

A man goes to the doctor and tells him, “Doc, you gotta help me. I’m worried that none of my farts stink.” The doctor says, “Hmm, ok, do me a favor and fart for me.” The man stands up, bends over and let’s one rip. The doctor stands ...

I once met a girl called similie but I don't know what I metaphor

Three strings are walking through town and decide to get a drink. They come across this bar and start to go in when they see a sign at the entrance that says, No strings allowed! The strings sit outside for a moment, thinking what to do, when the ...

Wayne was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Queensland when he saw an elderly Aboriginal man walking on the side of the road, so gave him a lift. The old man sat silently until he noticed a brown bag on the seat. 'What's in the...

Two old men were sitting on a park bench. One asks, "How's your wife?" Oldman 2, "I think she might be dead." Oldman 1: "Why?" Oldman 2: "Well the sex is the same, but the dirty dishes are starting to pile up."

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

I use Facebook for the wrong reasons, I think.

Do you know what the difference is between the bird flu and swine flu? In the first case you need tweetment while in the second oinkment.

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, ...

Lending an ear A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, "Hey, do you see my ear down there?" The guy on the street picks up an ear and yells back, "Is this...

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Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Supper With The Fellas Judas: "We still on for Friday?" Jesus: "Friday?" Judas: "Yeah, the last supper?" Jesus: "The what??" Judas: "...supper. Just normal supper with the fellas..."

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