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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "coffee" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Sep 30Sep 30

Posted by Zealandia
The coffee shop had a sign that said "No WiFi, pretend it's 1973!" So, I paid 10¢ for my coffee and lit a cigarette.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 16Jan 16

Posted by anglophone
Obscure (unless you are an electrician): "Watt one do you get when a megavolt meets a microamp?"
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 23, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
It’s really hard to define ‘virtue signalling’. As I was saying the other day, to some of my Muslim plus other friends, when we were discussing pronouns over a fair-trade coffee and organic locally sourced vegan muffins in our local feminist ...
2 comments
Shared from General & Hellos
Apr 27, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Here’s an eyeful joke.
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Posts
Dec 26, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Customer: "Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud." Waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 5, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped ...
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid
Ethel has just finished using Mildred's bathroom after doing copious amount of coffee. She tries to stand up when a sudden, tearing pain runs across her shoulders, she calls out to Mildred for help. Mildred comes running and asks what the problem ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man was attacked by a coffee cup. He called the police to tell them he'd been mugged.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 30, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
I was at the petrol station (gas to you yanks) and this guy filled up his Zippo after his car. There was a cop car there too (they were having lunch). The idiot not only overfills his lighter but lights it in the forecourt. Flames engulfed his sleave...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2019May 2019

Posted by Kynlei
Beware of diet advice that suggests you "eat light". That is most definitely how you become a black hole.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it until the bug squirted out ...
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 26, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Customer: "Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud." Waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 3, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by noworry28
When I was young... Back when I was a young boy my mom would send me to the store with $5 and I would come back with 6 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 1 gallon of milk, a whole chicken, a dozen eggs, a slab of bacon and 1 can of coffee. You can't do ...
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 22, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
Stealing someone's coffee cup is called mugging.
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 1, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee. Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by noworry28
Three mice are sitting in a bar when 2 of them decide to prove how tough they are. The first mouse drinks a shot of scotch and says "when I see a pile of rat poison, I put in my coffee for a good buzz during the day." The second mouse says "oh ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 25, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by ejbman
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He was drinking coffee before it was cool!
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Heather2367
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
My doctor just told me the joke of his mishearing. He ordered his receptionist to book a customer in for a foot x-ray. Whilst making his morning coffee he repeatedly overheard her saying "genitalia" and could not understand why but then thought that ...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Davethecrow
Co-worker : hey, thanks for the coffee Me : s'okay Co-worker : you know what would go well with it? Me : the antidote? Co-worker : a slice of ca.....wait, what?!?
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 27, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Chasman
So why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat when they go in the water? Because, if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat. BLAHHH HAHAHAHA
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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