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Jan 16Jan 16

Posted by anglophone

Obscure (unless you are an electrician): "Watt one do you get when a megavolt meets a microamp?"

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Dec 23, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

It’s really hard to define ‘virtue signalling’. As I was saying the other day, to some of my Muslim plus other friends, when we were discussing pronouns over a fair-trade coffee and organic locally sourced vegan muffins in our local feminist ...

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Apr 27, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Here’s an eyeful joke.

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Dec 26, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Customer: "Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud." Waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

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Jan 5, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped ...

Ethel has just finished using Mildred's bathroom after doing copious amount of coffee. She tries to stand up when a sudden, tearing pain runs across her shoulders, she calls out to Mildred for help. Mildred comes running and asks what the problem ...

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Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man was attacked by a coffee cup. He called the police to tell them he'd been mugged.

I was at the petrol station (gas to you yanks) and this guy filled up his Zippo after his car. There was a cop car there too (they were having lunch). The idiot not only overfills his lighter but lights it in the forecourt. Flames engulfed his sleave...

Beware of diet advice that suggests you "eat light". That is most definitely how you become a black hole.

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May 1, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it until the bug squirted out ...

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Dec 26, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Customer: "Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud." Waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

When I was young... Back when I was a young boy my mom would send me to the store with $5 and I would come back with 6 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 1 gallon of milk, a whole chicken, a dozen eggs, a slab of bacon and 1 can of coffee. You can't do ...

Stealing someone's coffee cup is called mugging.

Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee. Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it

Three mice are sitting in a bar when 2 of them decide to prove how tough they are. The first mouse drinks a shot of scotch and says "when I see a pile of rat poison, I put in my coffee for a good buzz during the day." The second mouse says "oh ...

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He was drinking coffee before it was cool!

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May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Heather2367

What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.

My doctor just told me the joke of his mishearing. He ordered his receptionist to book a customer in for a foot x-ray. Whilst making his morning coffee he repeatedly overheard her saying "genitalia" and could not understand why but then thought that ...

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Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Davethecrow

Co-worker : hey, thanks for the coffee Me : s'okay Co-worker : you know what would go well with it? Me : the antidote? Co-worker : a slice of ca.....wait, what?!?

So why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat when they go in the water? Because, if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat. BLAHHH HAHAHAHA

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