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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "Police" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17Apr 17

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning... I wasn't charged, they just held me over night.
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Nov 25, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it. Now I have a Bit-coin.
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Nov 17, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Do the Dukes of Hazzard ever stop for the police? Not General Lee.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 28, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who’s the biggest in the family? The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger. ============== A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire". ...
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Mar 28, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Retired
Police are on the lookout for a shoplifting gang that systematically steals shirts according to size. They are currently at large.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Retired
A truck carrying a load of toupees crashed on the highway. Police are combing the area.
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Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
NZ police pick up suspected accomplice after a ram raid at a shopping centre.
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Mar 3, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Police arrested two youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The guy that invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella. But he hesitated.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Who invented and named the very first 'Hotdog?' A. The Roman Catholic Church did when they executed the Priest Savonarola (Sav on a roll) ....LOL.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Petter
Tequila is not just a drink. It's a way to summon the police without a phone.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 27, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Moravian
There was a break in at a pharmacy in town yesterday and a large amount of viagra was stolen. Police are looking for a hardened criminal.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why do Police Officers always travel in pairs? A. One knows how to read a map and the other knows how to unfold the map.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer. "May I see your driver's license?" he said. She looked at him with disgust. "What's the matter with you guys? I wish you'd make up your minds. You took my license from me ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
Way, way back in the old days when the Police rode about the Outback towns on horse back, the local drunk was sitting by the road-side as the much detested Police Sergeant was riding by. The drunk yells out to the Sergeant, " Hey, your horse is Mare,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 3, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Retiring Wisconsin Teacher Admits Defecating in Park for 2 Years Retiring Wisconsin English teacher Jeffrey S. Churchwell, has been arrested local authorities on charges of defecating twice a day in a local public park for over...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway... Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man was attacked by a coffee cup. He called the police to tell them he'd been mugged.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why was the eagle in handcuffs? The police thought he was a flight risk!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 15, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by noworry28
He stays in his lane.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 30, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
I was at the petrol station (gas to you yanks) and this guy filled up his Zippo after his car. There was a cop car there too (they were having lunch). The idiot not only overfills his lighter but lights it in the forecourt. Flames engulfed his sleave...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Anybody remember doing phone pranks as a kid? Here's one we did. We would call a bar( bars being the best) Lotta drunks and say yes can you please page for a mister Mehoff?... Mr Mehoff? Sure what's his first name? Jack. Well usually before they ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 19, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
DAMN IT! The police pulled me over and asked me where I was between 5 n 6.... I told them in kindergarten. Now I'm sittn here in jail?... .WTF!
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 12, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Buxx
Think about it: In 1988, NWA released the song "Fuck Tha Police". Thirty years later, Sting still hasn't responded.
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.
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